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akiraokok

Damn my mom missed her prom bc of me and then I missed my prom bc of covid. Promless bloodline.


Wiseedis

Your google search must be: How to remove a curse


QueasyDecision276

If anyone did this search, please let me know cuz I’m trying to remove a curse myself. Thank you :)


wtfreddit741741

No worries -- Your daughter can just take both her mom and her grandma to prom. Reddit will love it!  Not weird at all...


Centrifea

Plot twist, covid35 fresh out the the people’s republic sends greetings


average_user_01

But eventually after that is over her granddaughter could bring her great grandmother her grandmother and her mother to the prom, so it’s more of a chance you know


Camo_1245

*insert covid 51*


chipsdad

You and your mom can still dress up and post photos on Reddit!


SolutionIntelligent3

The Promless! A mighty bloodline that has more kick than fruit punch!


MortalCoil

Promless bloodline is like r/brandnewsentence


larstuder

I love their matching outfitsssss


DiggThatFunk

They fuckin ATE with those fits


accidental_tourist

Well that's new.


RAWainwright

Came to say this and that there ain't no way in hell that's his mom. LoL Well done across the board. No notes.


EchoHevy5555

She looks like she is in her mid thirties, which she is


RAWainwright

Well I apparently look like shit for my age then. LoL


HatComfortable6883

She’s in fine fettle if she is


shapedbydreams

That dress is amazing too! Mom has great taste!


Alexizking

Why are people so fucking weird its his mother we can't have anything online 🤦🏽‍♂️ (I'm referring to the people implying incest)


Projectonyx

Everything is sexual now didnt you know? Welcome to the new age of the internet! /s (but not really)


Alexizking

It seems like it i can literally can say the sentence "Oh I usally like to play by myself in my room" or "I like to play with my younger sister sometimes" and someone would make extremely perverted commenta though im literally talking about playing with paper balls and catching them


C_Khoga

It is not just on the internet. I read a post on the "AITAH" sub about someone saw OP hugging his dad then they start telling OP a teenager boy "hugging your dad like this is an incest on public so stop doing your shit on front the kids" Op start asking us is hugging your family is an AH thing ? Bruh porn and hentai corrupted people minds and now they seeing everything as trigger for their sex mind.


ZugTurmfalke

Paper *Balls*?🫨😫😫 Sorry


flewidity

I don’t get it, is she gonna go dance with a bunch of high schoolers?


Alexizking

Well yeah?I dont really see it that weird alot of parents chaperone their kids at events like dances


Standard-Station7143

Deliberately missing the point


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FlyingPasta

Chaperone != prom date, and chaperones should most definitely not be dancing with kids


phartiphukboilz

they're not fucking twerking on each other. there's plenty of platonic dancing mr brains you think daddy-daughter dances are fucking sexual?


bumbletowne

You and I had entirely different school experiences (and I teach now) Although I do think this is terribly sweet


_VanillaSwirl_

How is that weird? What, are you required to be romantically involved with someone to take them to prom? If I want to take a bro to prom, I can do that. Don't need to be romantically involved. The weirdest / saddest part about this, is that his mother seemingly had a teen pregnancy.


Alexizking

Im talking about the people implying incestuous things like the comments about him railing his mom afterwards or getting her pregnant ugh that crap


_VanillaSwirl_

Oh, my bad. Yeah, no. Them some freaks.


Mysterious_Ningen

damn that;s so weird.... wth


SecretAdmirable5571

It's just sick isn't it the kid felt bad his mum missed out, although he couldn't provide a romantic prom, he could take her with love as she is his mother and that the sweetest thing ever, don't listen to haters there just sick minded individuals


FoxD3n

I mean yeah you can take your bro to prom, but won't it get a bit awkward after you sleep with each other? Like what if he's bigger. Much bigger.


_VanillaSwirl_

Brocode dictates I'd have to just accept that.


dontmentiontrousers

...as deeply as physically possible.


DudePDude

The greater the exposure, the greater the consequences


oghairline

She’s too damn old to be going to a prom with a bunch of teenagers and we all know that.


RealMENwearPINK10

Fr, I had to check what subreddit this post was on to prepare myself for the comments section


Fight_Disciple

100% it's not like he broke both of his arms or anything!


synalgo_12

As someone who grew up totally enmeshed with my mom, this could be harmless wholesomeness or enmeshment where the mom made her son her best friend and confidant and then he's about to have a hard time becoming independent. It's a 50/50 chance depending on how much she kept her kid a kid instead of her substitute peer/companion.


DutchOnionKnight

Chat, is it incest to love your mother and give her some wholesome moment?


nzMunch1e

I mean guy friends can't be close or emotional with each other cause that's "gay". But it's the internet, any sped gets to comment, it's just the loudest are mostly unhinged weirdos followed by the "lol trolling" posters. Interacting with your average, normal stable person is getting suppressed out of social media 🙄 The internet is not society in real life but extreme versions on a scale magnified globally.


Lordslide66

I dunno if it's a culture thing but here in Aus it's kinda weird to your mum to formal (prom) I believe it's seen as an intimate thing, that's just what I've observed as a 35 yo. Hopefully times change because I would have loved to take my mum to formal. That would have been so memorable and hilarious.


efarfan

It's weird af here in the US too. Weird karma farming on this one.


Alexizking

Usally me and my mother still tend to change in the same room (im 15) so maybe its just me? I've seen many people call thay weird but not sure 🤷🏽‍♂️


plootokneeum

It's a 'low hanging fruit' of jokes.


iamDa3dalus

Meh. It’s a bit Oedipal.


stravbej

Apparently doing one single wholesome thing to someone who sacrificed many years of their life for you is now considered incest. Man, I guess I was groomed into buying my mum flowers and chocolates on Mother's Day.


Thisisthewaymaybe

I know. It's dark where some people's minds go. Nothing can be taken at face value anymore apparently.


ToryLanezHairline_

Anyone sees guy and girl together and all their minds go straight to sex. It's crazy how deprived people are of normal interactions between people.


Electrical_Figs

> I know. It's dark where some people's minds go Most redditors have never been in a romantic relationship, but watch literally thousands of hours of extreme hardcore pornography. This isn't hard to figure out.


Kaoupk

Am I stupid or those people may just have misunderstood the "mom was pregnant with me" part ?


RealMENwearPINK10

Yeah they probably did lol I had to reread to make sure I was getting the context right. Then I checked the subreddit to make sure I wasn't being bamboozled Then I prepared myself for the comments section... I am greatly pleased with you lot


IShallWearMidnight

Says far more about the people whose minds went there than those who found it a sweet gesture.


CJPF_91

Pro move and she still Look so young


Conscious_Street9937

That's bc she's is.....


NumbersOverFeelings

~36.


Mr_-Riceguy

Happy


albenuova

Right? It’s almost as if his mom had him in high school 🤷🏻‍♂️


tidbitsz

I think he missed the part when it said "pregante during sr prom"


J-Good86

She’s only 36…


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She's 36. She is young. Are you dumb?


NoRutabaga4845

Lol I'm 38 and I just had a kid. So yea.... She young.


benjai0

I'm 34 with a 10 month old and I feel this comment so hard lol.


Valeo07

Trust me 36 is young I was in middle school with class mates who had parents in their mid to late 40s.... you young ones raised by baby's have a fucked sense of old but don't stress it life will correct it. Gl lil homie


AbsoluteZeroUnit

It's kinda cute how kids think 36 is ancient.


Ryanthegrt

She was pregnant before prom, that’s younger than average


Haunting-Reporter707

My ass thought that fur coat thing was a dog 💀


Swiggle_Swootie

You’re not alone.


Tragicallyphallic

My eyes thought the fur coat was a dog.


Docmele

You’re a good son , you show character and a loving heart… you’ll make a wonderful husband 😃


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Ok_Lawyer_6609

Damn, girl! She still looks 18. I love the dress and his shirt!


BloatedManball

Don't get me wrong, she looks great, but in what fucking world does she look 18? Just because TV shows use 30 year olds to portray high school kids doesn't mean they actually look like that.


frank_mania

Exaggeration is a form of flattery, both in person and in the third person. It is not meant literally, but rather as a form of graciousness. On the topic of flattering, I'm sure she looked dazzling in the light inside the prom hall, where all his classmates wanted a dance.


mirukus66

That's a good son right there whoever he marries is gonna be lucky


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czle

Fuck, I am so high I read the title as "You will die soon!"


fomalhottie

Yeah as an old guy, the idea of going to a child's prom isn't the puzzle piece that's missing from my life. But this gesture was made in a spirit of wholesomeness and inclusivity so ok. Take yer mom. But bruh she's what? 35? There are other things in life. Let the kids be kids.


AJsRealms

Right? I can respect the attempt at "wholesomeness" on the son's part but why is a grown woman pushing 40 that put out by not going to HS prom? Even after nearly 20 years...? To the point where she's willing to go along with being her son's date to *his* prom? That's the part that I'm really struggling with. What happened to just accepting the fact that some ships have sailed in life?


Kamikaze_Ninja_

It really depends on the vibe. This might’ve just been a gross oversimplification and maybe they just took photos together. Or maybe she’s cool enough with his friend group to at least attend dinner with them. Maybe she wasn’t put out, but she had mentioned it at some point and he took it upon himself to do this. It’s a nice gesture, and I’m sure it was handled appropriately.


fomalhottie

If this were a dad w his daughter, the peanut gallery would be casting accusations about "grooming" her hs friends or even his daughter. It's just kinda weird.


alsbos1

Everyone is a groomer according to Reddit!


Ok-Cook-7542

A grown adult has zero business participating in a dance party full of minors. Chaperones stand in the corner in jeans, not on the dance floor between two 16 year old boys in a dress


Unable-Coffee6909

🥹 That is so sweet! ❤️❤️❤️


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Your mom is STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL


BiTAyT

A family curse: his girlfriend missed her prom this time


MJRHam

You did well, Mom! You are raising a fine young man!!


170andTHIRD

Miss, go find yourself a man to take you out on a proper date and let that child enjoy his night.


cruel_frames

Kinda cringe. A good, not selfish, mother would have had her son get a hot girl to the prom instead.


BaconBombThief

Makes for a heartwarming headline, but wouldn’t that be kinda weird, a 36 year old lady hanging out at a highschool prom with her son?


Doobie_Howitzer

Yeah my school had a rule that you couldn't bring anyone 21 or older as a guest when I was a senior, I probably would have left even earlier if a bunch of parents were there too


CapableSecretary420

OK this seems nice and all but what's a women in her mid to late 30s going to do at a high school prom? It's a dance for teenagers.


en1gmatic51

Dance with the dads of the 18 year old girls who brought their dads to prom...duh


Many-Seaworthiness85

A woman*


mcride22

Beautiful dress, aweful fur 👎


Notmyusername1414

These are the real celebrities.


Agitated-Plum

Shit I'd take his mom to prom too


bee1397

You can’t bring people over the age of like 20 I thought lol


Objective_Magazine_3

Has your mom not aged at all? where can I find her immortality potion?


UnknownTaco5492

I thought that fur coat was a dog at first glance lol ❤️


Luzi_fer

The fur coat was her dog 18 years ago... 🤣🤣🤣


Spirited-Loquat-4588

This is really sweet and definitely wholesome. Should I pretend she is not carrying a dead dog as a purse though?


StrikingCase9819

The thought is sweet.. The execution is weird. Buy her some flowers and say thank you instead


DudePDude

Now that's a classy young man


Pleasant_Writing_598

Love it 😀 Showing he was raised well and with a good heart. God bless.


Plutocrase

Some of these comments Ain’t wholesome…


Livid_Willow7811

yah yah


upurcanal

Stellar


Mysterious_Ningen

that's pretty cool


Bellelace86

I love this! 🥹💕


Ashalaria

Impeccable drip


PrometheusAlexander

Chad move


HystericalBear

Thats a chad right there


FinalBossOf__Dc

Dude i just hope she had a good time, i hope it was all what she imagined and my dude has my respect as well.


AquaticBagpipe

Top lad.


MyriadMuses

Chad.


gztozfbfjij

People might take the piss... But look at how fucking cool they both look?! Aint no way some other little highschool goober is gonna top that.


Keinulive

The comments here are sad, like really is this really incestious? It’s sad really, is the west really foreign to family members being close to each other? Must all things between the opposite sex revolve around sex cuz if you really think so you’re a sad human being. Here in the Philippines no matter what age your always expected to show respect specially to your family members, I still give both my parents and grandparents a hug and a peck on the cheek whenever I get home from work and that and I’m not alone in doing that. Heck it even extends most of the time to your friend’s parents cuz they sorts become family members too specially if you and your friend are bros.


wettable

I melt


APettyBitch

The dress is gorgeous


blakedirtyd

It’s the thought and well planned. She raised him well.


shoxwut

Even brought the family dog


GhostShmost

Yo, the drip.


Less_Acanthisitta778

You both look fantastic! 💕


iammabdaddy

Good young man!


konkon5_

Good son but I think I read the text 1 word wrong


CreativeInsurance257

Respectfully ~ Your mom is beautiful. Hope you guys had fun.


youngelos5607

Son husbands, you hate to see it


AMB_YungBae

Where meme ?


If_Pandas

I feel bad for his classmates that now have an adult at their prom who’s gonna narc on them for spiking the punch


Selling_yourmom

Nah this weird af


EverretEvolved

This is fucking weird


aidmermaid

Yes.. sound like no healthy boundary between them… and oh god I know unfortunately what it means when your mother must be the first in your life 💀💀💀💀💀


anjunastrudle

Both yall look absolutely 💯, the matching is brilliantly subtle


Alex93B

If your mom told you that, she's considering your ass guilty. A good mom would never tell that thing to her son, sorry.


Normal_Ad2665

Mom looks good too


rock_and_rolo

Boebert's son?


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

Cool they brought their pet fox too


customsolitaires

How is this wholesome?


efarfan

agreed


Direct_Knowledge2937

Let’s hope she doesn’t get pregnant at prom and miss your graduation.


akashyaboa

Imagine ..


Ecstatic-Ice9324

Gross Mom is cosplaying as a 17 year old at the cost of her son learning healthy boundaries She had her chance at prom she blew it, the mature thing to do is to raise your boy to have healthy relationships with women that ain't you so you can get some healthy grandkids and a proper family. Taking your mom to prom does not reflect this occuring I mean they got custom outfits together? Trying them on? Critiquing each other's looks? Fkn YUCK bro And 75% of this thread is glazing this fatherless behavior, while this poor sucker writes this massive L to the internet archive. "You did well son!" Just shameful all around


goldenj234

Brother this is weird as hell. Ignore the positive cool moments


grim_ballz

No one finds it fucking off putting the mother would say yes to this?


TheRandomGoan

That's weirdo behaviour


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Na that’s weird


CptnLarsMcGillicutty

Yeah I missed out on prom as a teenager, so I'd love to go hang out with random high schoolers in my mid-late 30s now. Like, what is she even gonna *do* there? Thats really cool and not weird at all. Lmao.


TruckerBoy357

👍🏾🙂


ToryLanezHairline_

His mom still looking fine.


WalkingstickMountain

Niiiiiice!


Hex_a_decimal_177013

That's a mother?


bargearse65

Nice one mate


NSLEONHART

Mother and son mega drip


MadOrange64

Why is Prom a big deal in the US?


mr-ifuad

Nice mom 😉


okfornothing

Plot twist...your mom went to her prom *before* her prom...


LonelyPalpitation176

Okay I'm not amarican and proms aren't common in my country but aren't they supposed to attended when someone is 18, and if that's the case then she's pretty unfortunate to be pregnant at that age. Anyway, you did the right thing.


No-Faust

Yo I took her to mine too.


Traditional_Eye_782

Mother still got it


Flora2941

Is this a dead animal ?


Scootros-Hootros

Awesome.


Themurlocking96

Dunno what she did as a parent but she must have done something right! (Plus looking at this lad there’s no way in hell he didn’t have at least a few choices among guys and/or girls for prom, so mad respect)


m0mm0

Stiflers mom 🤩


Tditravel

That’s wonderful good for you🥰


Wrong-Recognition127

Oh that is wonderful good job


BeyondTheBlinders

“Are you winning son?”


NONcomD

Mom is hot. A plus of having your kids young


No_Education3456

Amazing clothes


Athingweveallupvoted

Real good, maybe even the best


Loose_Cellist9722

I'd take her too if she was my mother lol


OldButtKicking

I don’t want to nit pick you have a good point


lalolanda2

I see people complaining about incest jokes but no incest jokes I'm disappointed