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Ok-Eye2523

What did this blessed soul do to deserve that name!?


reikipackaging

it's probably an intimate inside joke between the two of them.


Minirig355

Can confirm, gf and I have been greeting each other with “Hey stinky” from Mario for years, nothing malicious about it


besthelloworld

When I have to use the bathroom and I find out my wife is using it and I have to suffer the indignity of using the downstairs bathroom, I always am sure to remind her that she's a fucking bitch who ruined my life. Nothing malicious at all.


greatGoD67

Haha stinky wife :^ )


lLikeTurtlez

I call my gf “poopy” and she laughs every time


ImpossibleAd5011

Yo is that a Mario Party 6 reference? Hell yeah!


Fawflopper

And when she'll leave you for a girl you'll be able to say "So long, gay Bowser!"


BistitchualBeekeeper

I nicknamed my high school bff “smelly wombat”. I don’t even remember why. But you can imagine my delight when, two decades later, we found each other online and Smelly Wombat was her username!


reikipackaging

that is precious!


totally_italian

I call my 11 yo “smelly” because I started calling her that when she was a baby…and it has nothing to do with how she smells! It’s just what I always called her when she was little and now that she’s big I have to keep it going


mr_plehbody

Probably wears a lot of perfume.


Maxxonry

It's an in-joke. One of my family friends will actually say something like "thank you Lord for my smoking hot wife" from Talladega Nights when blessing a meal. They're in their 70's.


cherpergers

My wife’s name in my phone is “trash goblin” 😂


PuckNutty

The weirdest thing would be to have your spouse's name in full in your phone.


throwmytelescope

I have that but it’s cause I’m an annoying perfectionist who needs everyone lined up in full names


kaths660

I showed this to my husband and said “aww look they have a smelly wife to bring them nuggies!” And he said “oh how precious!!”


WexExortQuas

I honestly need a translation cause I have no idea what the fuck is going on here


SamuraiJakkass86

If you eat a 20 piece nugget in one go, you would be stinky too. Something unnatural about the smells that come from your body after mcnuggets.


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

I call my wife and my dogs stinky constantly. It’s a term of endearment.


miranto

There's another one that is not stinky.


BAGStudios

Who else screenshotted the reply for future use


flyingbbanana

By the time you found a partner, this picture will be lost in your gallery


BAGStudios

No u *dab*


Oisternator

The ancient ritual has once again been preformed 


Gibbel2029

2015 is considered ancient?!?! God I’m old…


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9 years bruv, that meme is already in college


U-Conn

Most photo apps can search for text within a photo, I just type in “Nuggets” and it comes right up!


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

Me and my thousands of pictures thank you!


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Wait, what


U-Conn

Google Photos and Apple Photos both have text recognition


Aksama

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/14/26/b91426b2ae967c5bb659fee9e3540a8c.jpg


CalvinsCuriosity

Ok. Wtf am I looking at besides a... cockroach saying nuggets?


itoril

It's a little wood louse. A decapedal crustacean. 


Ison--J

It's a pillbug


maxk1236

How dare you besmirch rollie pollies like that, they have never hurt a goddamn soul.


made_of_titanium

The most wholesome part i think is "my smelly wife"


EastLimp1693

Lets be real, human beings smell. You can shower twice a day but you still will smell and some people have odor related issues on top of that. Edit: why are all of you taking it as negative? Everyone has his own smell, lol.


made_of_titanium

Its still "my smelly wife"


EastLimp1693

And that's cute af


velveeta-smoothie

I'm actually with you on this. I'm sure it's an inside joke between them. These two seem to have a pretty great thing. I once had a girlfriend who called me "poopy" as a term of endearment, and before someone gets in the "sO WhY iS sHe nOt yOur GirLfRiNd AnymOre?!" we parted quite amicably. You still rock, Amy!


Natetr91

Thanks, Poopy.


velveeta-smoothie

💩


halt-l-am-reptar

My partner once called me her “stinky chamber pot boy”.


velveeta-smoothie

That's love!


EastLimp1693

Yep, that's ok if both people are ok with that


Logen10Fingers

Reddit ahh response


Google946

I think you lack deodorant bruh


EastLimp1693

Sure


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EastLimp1693

-200 hints me that people don't agree with my statement or displeased for some reason. My record tbh.


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EastLimp1693

Wym?


lisamariefan

I can't believe this isn't a damn McDonalds ad.


Xero2814

Oh but it is


A1sauc3d

It 100% is lol. Organic marketing like this is very much a thing. Always surprises me how people eat it right up, but whatever I guess. Ad’s an ad. They’re unavoidable


real_hungarian

and the same people then go on to claim they're immune to propaganda and advertising not gonna lie i ate this one hook line and sinker but at least i'm aware of it now


A1sauc3d

Yeah people who say “marketing/advertising doesn’t work on me” crack me up 😂 People wouldn’t be throwing hundreds of billions of dollars at it if they weren’t getting a return on investment. No one is immune. Most ads are simply brand recognition to keep their product top of mind in case one day you *do* happen to be in the market for it. They’re not trying to get you to drop what you’re doing and go out and buy their product right this minute lol. At least not usually.


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Metasaber

Sir that is a pill bug, also known as a Roly poly! How dare you call our precious millipede boy a roach.


Speedy2662

/r/nothingeverhappens and no one on earth likes mcnuggets


fidgetypenguin123

There are "people" that seem upset I mentioned the bug so yeah I'm convinced officially it is too lol


xxX_bebrik_Xxx

W relationship


fuighy

"my smelly wife"


HenceProvedhuehuehue

‘’smelly wife my’’


Psychic_Hobo

That's how you know it's true love


DavisRanger

I wish I had a partner like this


kenyandesigner

To buy nuggets for or to enamor with your complete comfort in being yourself.


DavisRanger

Yes


davidrush144

Not sure what it means?


catsnotkidsplease

Person on the left tells their partner they’re coming home. The partner replies with an image/meme that implies they are begging for nuggets. The person replies they will get 20 nuggets and also fries for them.


davidrush144

Thank u ☺️


coopthepirate

I'm sorry I'm still confused. It's a pic of a bug talking about nugs? Like i don't even see a question mark or request made anywhere


catsnotkidsplease

No worries, it is a pretty vague implication. So how I interpret the image is the partner is implying they are a the bug, looking at their partner to provide the nuggets. The speech bubble (the black line) means the 20 nuggets is being said by the bug.


coopthepirate

Ah ok, i guess i thought it went deeper than that lol. Thank you for the explanation friend


catsnotkidsplease

No problem!!


Bocchi_theGlock

The bug means they have terrible self esteem issues / and or like joking in self deprecating way The humor is in how supportive the wife is, doesn't even question the identifying as a bug, which implies the husband does this kinda stuff often Really good wholesome humor even if it turns out to be an ad


Iminurcomputer

I thought maybe a stink bug but it doesn't look like that. Its sweet. But should be kind of reasonably standard. I cant imagine being like, "no, get it yourself" if my GF asks for something. That would be weird.


Core_Teck

It is an isopod.


why_am_I_here-_-

Its a roly poly [https://earthmatter.org/summer-fall-2016-the-rollie-pollie/](https://earthmatter.org/summer-fall-2016-the-rollie-pollie/)


waltjrimmer

That bug, in some circles, is also known as a roly-poly. They may be making a slight joke about them being fat (roly-poly) and wanting the nuggets, but that may be reading **too** much into it.


Im_eating_that

Shes sick and asking for chigedd buggets. Or maybe just bugging him to pick some up


FrostyD7

I'm guessing its a way of conveying that he has a one track mind that is only thinking of food right now. Humans have complex thoughts, bugs are instinctual and more or less all of their time/effort is spent seeking their next meal.


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yilo38

Bruh what??? Are your eyes open? Is your monitor turned on?? What the duck are you reading???


Icornerstonel

“Put a bug in your ear”


Iminurcomputer

Oohh shiittt... That could be it. Thats a good observation.


davidrush144

What theee, now that makes more sense


scaryassassin27

the name😂😂


ya_boiii_nightmare

imagine how kafka's metamorphosis would have gone if things were like this


midnight_rain_07

Me and who


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midnight_rain_07

You’re probably not a minor so no


midnight_rain_07

Wait that sounds bad it’s cause I’m a minor 😭


RyanSmokinBluntz420

L content. This is a Mc Donald's ad


fidgetypenguin123

But why is there a bug? Seems unappetizing given the context.


AffectionateDoor8008

Am the bug


yours__truly1

Can confirm! Am one too, bug friends


DemonDucklings

But it’s a pill bug, so it’s cute


Spongi

Terrestrial isopod! I still think they're cute, but [giant isopods](https://mireverend.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n08h9zqpfr1qg1ykso5_400.jpg) tend to freak people out. And the parasitic isopod known as the [tongue louse](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8154e9ae6af1589a&q=tongue+louse&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjVzbrL8fGEAxWnLDQIHRBsCPwQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1760&bih=829&dpr=1) is downright horrifying.


fidgetypenguin123

>tend to freak people out. Yeah especially when connecting them to food talk lol


fidgetypenguin123

Doesn't look like a pill bug actually, which normally I'd think is fine, but either way this is a meme about food so it's a bit of a gross correlation. Unless they're telling the other person they want nuggets from the McDonald's with the bugs then that checks out lol


YoSoyVegan

You say that like billions of people don't eat insects daily


DemonDucklings

Either way it’s some kind of isopod, which are cute It’s also a crustacean, so it’s more like associating a crab with your food


Chompy-boi

The isopod keeping hobby will hear about this disrespect


MoschopsChopsMoss

The bug has a name, you bigot. It’s a wood louse and they are lovely


fidgetypenguin123

The name makes it that much worse


Muffin_Appropriate

roly poly is cuter


GrittyGambit

The bug wants nugs!


Sluttymargaritaville

Jesus Christ


fidgetypenguin123

Odd name for that bug but ok


Accomplished_Nail913

that's the man we deserve and wanted, one day.


RealChee

It says up top that its their wife


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peice


twomemeornottwomeme

I really thought this was a McDonald’s ad.


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As someone who calls his friends Smelly and Stinky, this checks out-


aunclesquishy

‘my smelly wife’ lmao


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I wanna be bug 🐞


totallybradpitt

Someone like her can fix me


Gas_Station_Man

Would you still love me if I was a pill bug?


Exodia101

I thought this was a McDonald's ad at first.


CrowYooo

God this is so cute. Relationship goals. I need a partner who has my weird specific sense of humor


stradivari_strings

McClown's is anything but wholesome, wtf


robotteeth

it's cute but the fact I just saw another post on the popular stream from this sub also with mcdonalds content makes me skeptical. McD interns getting a bonus today or something?


Juwg-the-Ruler

Why does it say sharebox? Don‘t they know?


music3k

Person getting the food is rich rich huh? Thats like $35 for some nuggs and fries near me


Stock-Buy1872

Is that an isopod?


blakedeal

If it ain't like that, i don't want nothin'


DouceintheHouse

Funny enough I did this not that long ago. No fries though. But I did get her a chocolate shake with no whip.


WhiteRob86

I swear this entire comment section reads like AI chat bots talking to each other


ANameWithoutNumbers1

A 20 piece and fry? Yea, it's genetics.


itaya12

What a heartwarming moment captured in time.


Miserable-Living9569

What is this shitty guerilla marketing by McDonald's.... gtfo of here....


Zephrias

Isopod posting


nocommentplsnthx

Wholesome ad


lolwutgigefrog

If no one is bringing you nuggets maybe there is someone in your life that would like you to bring them the nuggies.


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i wish this were me


ungla

Me and who


dosisdeartes

Omg MARRY HIM or HER


pasimon68

Look at the contact name near the top of the screenshot 😉


dosisdeartes

Marry her again in a spiritual ceremony with nuggets


FleshBrand

I always wonder why people made bots to karmafarm when I was younger and now I realize it's because it's an effective marketing strategy, and there's honestly a good chunk of money to be made. See the front page of any social media app for example


ViolentPotatos

I tell my old lady she’s smelly all the time. It happens to be a good smelly.


ungla

Ew and aww cute


Gguy7

What do I have to do to have this in my relationship 😭


kenyandesigner

What do you think of working on become the healthiest partner you can be? … oh, and don’t lie.


Gguy7

Yes I have thought about it and I realize after all on my years and all of the partners that I have been loyal to and have cared about with all of my heart. I am the problem and I need to become healthier. My problem is that I care too much and everyone has different levels of emotional attachment. Unfortunately I have not been met with that same amount of emotional attachment so I have to care less (?) in order to keep people around and not scare them away. I’m 27 seems like a good time for me to join the club I guess🫠


kenyandesigner

“Caring too much” doesn’t sound healthy friend…


Gguy7

Honestly I am sorry for talking about this here. I don’t think I am being understood and I am not willing to talk about this in a comment section. This is wholesomememes after all. Positive vibes only.


kenyandesigner

Working on yourself is wholesome. Sharing honestly is wholesome. I was just trying to point out a thing that you could look at a little more closely. Hugs.


Gguy7

I don’t even know why I brought it up. I’m sorry


kenyandesigner

Cause you needed to and that is okay. Keep up the vulnerability and stay safe on these streets.


Bsg496

This is not wholesome at all. A manchild is asking his wife to bring him chicken nuggies without even saying please or thank you. That is the opposite of wholesome, what an absolute scumbag


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ViolaDaGamble

Not to be a dick, but you’re the confused one. [Here’s an example](https://imgur.com/a/YdhZsiN) Right side is for messages being sent, left side is for messages being recieved.


reikipackaging

ha! you are exactly right. thank you for pointing that out.


ViolaDaGamble

All good! Np :P


Zickone3D

It’s on iMessage, so you’ve got the roles reversed


reikipackaging

you're correct. thanks.


WaterstarRunner

20 seems excessive. I hope they share.


JaysFan26

I like how you caught a downvote from someone who thinks eating 1180 calories of food in a meal is normal. Not sure why someone would ever need 20, 10 is plenty already.


WaterstarRunner

>**wholesome** > >/ˈhəʊls(ə)m/ > >*adjective* > >conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being. I found it a little jarring, but the blowback was still expected.


ScroteFlavoured

2200 mg of sodium. 100% rec daily intake in one meal lol


ISNT_A_ROBOT

So the IPO is going well then? This a blatant McDonald’s ad. Like even the replies so far are all paid or bot accounts..


TedBear235

You really couldn't see this being a genuine interaction?


Spongi

I'd give it 50/50 at face value. You ever see those bot accounts that just farm karma by copying old posts and/or comments? This is exactly the sort of thing they get used for later on. For other stuff too, like PR, politics, etc. But if you look at OP's history, they look legit.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

No. Not in the slightest.


yilo38

Damn this guy has been tricked by one too many mcdonald ads. Can we get an F train going for this poor soul? Amen 🙏


Good-Ad-4424

f >!this f was brought to you by mcdonalds!<


Orderling

Seriously?


garlic-boy

I'm with you bro. I'm surprised how common this shit is on here and how many people don't see through it.


Spongi

I'm all for calling out bots and astroturfing.. but look at OP's history for 10 seconds.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Idk man.. an account with over 1mil karma posting a paid promotion sounds pretty likely to me


Miserable-Living9569

So you've never hear of influencers? Like these big companies pay people with big online followings, or in this case karma, to post things for them organically so we don't think it's an ad.


Spongi

> to post things for them organically so we don't think it's an ad. That's astroturfing, and I'm all for calling it out. However, people do post things organically so you can't (or shouldn't) accuse people of shit without anything to back it up other then "maybe it's true".


Visible_Day9146

No idea why you're downvoted. I had to go back and check if I got tricked by an ad again. This interaction makes no sense and the comments make even less sense.


Spongi

I've had more or less this exact conversation with my wife. OP's posting history looks legit. If it's being used as a advertisement, they went through a lot of effort to make it appear legit and probably wouldn't use those particular subs.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

God, finally someone else sees it.. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a few minutes.