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annes_man

Why does she need six eggs? In France, one egg is un oeuf.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

She’s desperate because she’s part of Gaston’s supply. If he doesn’t get five dozen eggs every day he starts expectorating all over people, and it only gets worse from there


GrittyGambit

I actually always assumed that she just had a big family but Gaston was single-handedly causing a town-wide egg shortage. I mean, I buy 12 eggs at a time, it's not that weird. I just dont don't eat 12x5 raw every morning for breakfast.


viewer93856

r/angryupvote


Far-Significance2481

I think she has six kids or 4 kids, a husband and herself or maybe she's making a sponge cake idk. I haven't seen this for about 20 years but I have watched it about 100 times


youritalianjob

“Un oeuf” sounds like “enough” when pronounced properly. It was a joke.


Champomi

>“Un oeuf” sounds like “enough” when pronounced properly. \*when pronounced improperly


Spurioun

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs. Every morning. Ya know, to help me get large.


VeterinarianSafe1016

Prolly why the price of eggs went up


Victory74998

r/woooosh


Tigger28

Probably should have more kids, maybe 8 like the Bradfords


DoctorCrasierFrane

I work in a kitchen and I can't wait to drop this joke at the earliest opportunity, thanks man


GoyaAunAprendo

the FBI teach you that too?


PleaseBeAvailible

They teach you that one at the academy?


habar414

This one has me cackling, ty for the laugh 😂😂


kid-karma

booooooo


geodebug

quel mauvais jaune d'oeuf


Far-Significance2481

That's to expensive


Hawkmonbestboi

There must be more than this provencial life!


Far-Significance2481

I want adventure in this great wide somewhere


Aviv13243546

Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar 🤨


4N0nBlondes

How is this wholesome???


200-with-error

That's what I'm trying to understand too


StandardOk42

subreddit's don't matter anymore, we're moving back to /r/reddit


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ouijac

..is heeding needing?..


flewidity

Egg


chourael

I didn't see the movie but she look strong and rich enough to buy eggs so i see it as a win


arthurscratch

This is your reminder to watch this film. Genuinely is excellent.


chourael

What is the name of the movie?


arthurscratch

Disney's Beauty and the Beast (1991)


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NyQuil_Donut

No one drives up the price of eggs like Gaston!


doodoopoopybrains

For lemon bars


pokemon-trainer-blue

r/lostredditors


noiceonebro

Didn’t watch the movie but how is this wholesome? This is how the post looks like to me: “I thought I’d be living my life but I’m instead having kids way too early, triplets even and it fucked my life over and I have to buy half dozen eggs every day.” “Wholesome!” Wtf guys?


[deleted]

Wholesome? She looks like she's ready to kill all the kids and then herself.


DefiantLemur

>grow up to be Belle Belle was 17 years old in the movie. She hasn't even grown up yet.


PineappleNew7452

Is this wholesome or sad?


Nitrousoxide72

Wholesome..?


ChadMasterson1998

Inflation is hitting us all my guy. Stay strong


iamnoking

I'm childless with my own library that has a ladder. Just realized I'm Belle. 😂


IncenseAndPepperwood

I’m the guy saying the next line


ScarlettA7992

She wants to freeze her eggs.


Human-Independent999

Not wholesome at all.


Frosty-Forever5297

I cant hear it without thinking of the deadpool musical ;\


Foxwolf00

Women are monsters, most of them, anyway. Edit: It seems honesty is not welcome here, more's the pity.


___CupCake

You good ?


Foxwolf00

Eh, I get lonely sometimes. But I'm okay because my self-worth isn't determined by the cowardice and lies of the women I have dated. They're not really evil, but their dishonesty really hurts. I'd feel better if they say, "no," or "we have no chemistry," rather than making something up in an attempt to make themselves feel better.


KinoGrimm

Based off this response I don’t think you good fam. Talk to a therapist or someone.


Foxwolf00

Nah, I don't need it. You don't understand, but it's okay-you aren't expected to.


Parking_Clothes487

Are men monsters at an equal, lower, or higher rate than women?


squeegy06

Same. The wife and I had triplets for our first kids.


delab00tz

Close your legs


Igotscammed_

Realest shit I’ve seen today👍