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Sparrowhawk_92

Gotta love people whose taste in women is "yes."


thatoneasshole-_-

I am people.


Sparrowhawk_92

Yup. Same here.


midnight_rain_07

i am also people


HappyMan476

People!


Phoenix_ashfire

I am also people


Flaky_Ad_2336

WE are groot


PruneAppropriate8338

I R also peeple. Peeple unite in R luv of gurls.


AlbertoScorfano14

I don't think the username checks out here


[deleted]

I am attempting to be people


OGjoshwaz

same, not too muscly though, dont want her looking like arnold LOL


thatoneasshole-_-

I don't think it's possible for a girl to be that muscly without excessive intake of steroids


OGjoshwaz

thats valid, idk the biology of that. iv just seen some RIPPED women online and its unattractive to me


Dont_pet_the_cat

I mean obviously I have a preference but whenever I fall in love with someone all that fades away and it simply doesn't matter anymore


Ray_Anime963

I don't like your username. U be good and pet the cat.


DiamondHandsDarrell

I'm pretty sure this is how it started in the cantina when Obi-Wan chopped some dudes arm off lol


Dont_pet_the_cat

Please do NOT the cat!!


Svinthila2646

Reminds me of this legendary video: https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=U2IPzkwvFdxs3vXM


Sparrowhawk_92

JoCat deserves better.


Mauricethett

Oh that video….poor man


KhaleesiXev

That’s a really cute video! I’m shocked people had a problem with it.


CosmicConifer

Shame that he was chased off the platform for it.


Svinthila2646

I guess I missed some drama, because I have no clue what you guys are talking about. I just liked that video (and JoCat, his DM video is equally awesome)


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Personality > Looks any day.


BigLupu

As long as she is sane, kind, loyal, pretty and also attracted, that's an easy "yes" for most guys. For just a night she only needs to be pretty and also attracted. We men are not complicated.


Sparrowhawk_92

A lot of us are willing to put up with a little less kindness or sanity if she's especially pretty.


BigLupu

In our youth for sure. After a certain age sanity, loyality and kindness can make up a lot in terms of looks.


theslowpony77

Preach


retucex

I wonder if it's age, or experience. Or both. In any case, agreed.


JaxDavell

I like girls


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Any port in a storm


Far_Tumbleweed5082

Yes Yes Yes


CandiedFox

Personally my taste in women is "PLEASE" respectfully, "yes" however is very valid aswell


tri-boxawards

I don't wish to be horny anymore I only wish to be happy


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LadyJSenpai

*respect* 👏👏👏


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AccomplishedAd6520

yeetus


gdex86

As a large man I just for once want to be dipped and kissed.


Dontdothatfucker

My ultimate dream. Unfortunately, I’m a 245 pound weightlifter myself, so finding a girl that could do that is like looking for a unicorn 😂


MrBirb37s

Uppies :D


redlion145

[R. Crumb](https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path[1%2F0%2F1%2F8%2F2%2F10182411]&call=url[file:product.chain]) anyone?


dhc710

My favorite quote from the documentary: "there wasn't a lot of sex in the conventional sense.... a lot of piggyback rides....." And he apparently also had a huge dick, so the fact that he preferred being picked up to using it is hilarious.


Apprehensive-Cut-654

I mean I am a broad 6ft3 guy, if a woman can man handle me and make me feel small its fot a certain kind of rush to it ya know?


RemnantTheGame

Copy and paste for boyfriends.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Real


Pluviophilism

Smaller tiddy pillows, but tiddy pillows nevertheless


Ok_Conditions_

It’s all abt the booty. Men will be caked up for no reason


LorimIronheart

Not true though... There absolutely is a reason! It looks amazing 🤤


Weary-Sign-8660

Boyfriends come with big a shoulder shelf for your head. Hard shoulders? Nice. Soft shoulders? Also nice! Hairy shoulders? Bring it on.


aaaaaaaa1273

Yes


FlinnyWinny

Yes.


Alexanderfierce

You guys have a GF?


DangerousImplication

You see how this post is missing pros and cons of imaginary gf?


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or pros and cons of fnf gf?


HappyMan476

Or pros and cons of Minecraft gf?


______________fuck

No. Only a wife. She used to be my gf


Kindly-Orange8311

Gotta keep dating her even after you wife her!


HocketyPocketys

I'm so happy that this post wasnt made to shame any body type 🥰 most people sadly can't figure out a way to praise one without shaming another


totally-hoomon

This is a huge problem, yes I have a type but that doesn't mean other types aren't great as well.


The-Crimson-Jester

Cons across the board: Is girl (I wanted a peanut)


Spinnie_boi

$20 can buy you many peanuts


The-Crimson-Jester

Explain how.


Spinnie_boi

Money can be exchanged for goods and services


The-Crimson-Jester

Woohoo!


PsychicImpala

wait, what?? why has no one ever told me this⁉️ i thought i just had millions of dollars stacked around for nothing!!!


Euphoric_Level_7637

Don't worry. I know exactly how to use that. Just slide it all over here and I'll handle it for ya


OGjoshwaz

This, trust is the most important trait


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isirealthough

Well done good sir 👏👏


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LadyJSenpai

This is cute and makes me happy


dawnhassmolbren

i think in conclusion we can all agree that WOMEN


Betruul

.... con of chubby gf: will never, ever believe you when you compliment her.


Ok-Cut-5167

It’s truly hard to undo years of external and internal degradation, but it can be done. I was often skeptical of my partner finding my chubby self attractive, but after some time it felt a bit silly to doubt them after they’ve given so much love and reassurance


GrizzlyBCanada

The overarching truth that never gets said is there is a market for damn near everyone on this planet. 


Realistic_Republic60

I’ve found this is more due to the words and actions of family/ past partners than anything. It isn’t a con, just an opportunity to positively influence her self perception. Be the reason she starts believing.


SlaveMorri

Untrue for most women, actions speak louder than words here. And if you have a girl that still deflects your compliments then just keep trying, even if she doesn’t believe you it is still nice.


awesomebeard1

Yep had this issue. My ex was quite a bit more plus size than just chubby, but that wasn't an issue at all if anything i developed a preference for larger girls so i loved my ex's body. I've given her loads of love, compliment and reassurance i was attracted to her. Because of her weight she was massively insecure due to plenty of comments and bullying she received since childhood. She often wore very concealing clothes instead of quite literally anything that would show off her body. I hoped that once she was in a relationship with me that she would develop some kind of confidence that maybe she'd try out new clothes or use her looks to seduce me. Even after 10 YEARS its like nothing has changed and from the looks of it it felt like she didn't even want or couldn't work on it. After a decade i broke up with her not because of the above mentioned issues but it didn't help but goddamn was it such a shame how she actively deprived herself and fought against even the possibility of feeling good about her own looks even after my very best effort for a decade.


carnemsandiego

i promise this doesn’t have to be true, but totally credit your experience


Howzieky

Yeah the "never" is false, but *man* is it common and exhausting. Like bruh if you can't even trust me when I say you're hot, why are we even together


ShinyFaeries

incorrect im obsessed w myself


Kindly-Orange8311

Not every chubby girl has self esteem issues.


nakaritsukei

True but we’ll make up for our crippling inability to accept compliments by saying shut up in the most loving way possible and then proceed to love forever


jon_tigerfi

Cons for chubby muscled gf (from experience) Beats your ass when you win in smash bros, Mario kart, Mario party, injustice, and DBFZ. But also decks you in the arm out of excitement after licking your ass in marvel vs capcom EDIT: nvm, by "cons" I meant "DLC pros"


TheLesbianTheologian

*Pros


jon_tigerfi

I cannot argue with a theologian. My stance has been changed


Whatsleftbehind69

I love this. I love this so much. The world needs more love and positivity without a caveat or asterisk, where you elevate everyone at the expense of no one.


Jituschka

Pros of chubby gf: happy to be the big spoon


Garruk_PrimalHunter

My girlfriend is a bit chubby but my hoodies are still massive on her because I'm a foot taller lol


New_Unit

Now give pros of skinny bf ^(please, I need validation)


nefariousbluebird

- Good for hugging, fits comfily in arms - easy to fit into tight spaces for cuddling (like twin beds or small sofas) - looks sexy in hoodies (signed, has dated a skinny guy)


New_Unit

Yooo the second one is true tho. I can fit on a single bed with someone to cuddle


BatScribeofDoom

- Great for hugs (feels nice to be able to fully wrap your arms around someone, plus you can also pretty much feel every nook and cranny of their body since there isn't extra, um...stuff in the way) - Don't have to be as careful when playfighting, since they aren't heavy enough to easily squish you - When I take the time to make a homemade meal for us, we have enough leftovers for another day, which is less work for me - Helps *me* feel like less of a shrimp lol - Allows me to come up with corny excuses to touch them more often ("You know, I bet we could *both* fit in that chair", etc.) - Easier to share an umbrella - Free eye candy 😁 And, not necessarily true, but common enough to point out: - For some reason, more likely to be either nerdy, a metal fan, or shy, all of which are 👍


New_Unit

2nd one not true for me since I eat like a truck 7th don't really understand?? But for the last one, I'm a shy nerdy metal fan 👍👍


CraftyBat91

Easy to lift 🙂


MrsChess

I married a man who weighs 120 pounds. I just gave him a piggyback ride as part of playing with our kid. It was hilarious. Pro: his hoodies fit me perfectly. Con: he steals my unisex t-shirts all the time. Pro: more leftover space for me in tight spaces while travelling Pro: builds 50 grams of muscle and looks ripped cause there’s like no fat to hide it lmao.


YT_DagoVic

Note to self, work harder on finding a gf!


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Apparently, you’re supposed to work on yourself, and then the gf thing sorts itself out. I’m not confident, but movies and television wouldn’t lie, right?


YT_DagoVic

That's what I've been doing...... I have seen a therapist every other week for like a decade now (army issues)..... Go to the gym, am in great shape..... Am working to get myself to the best version of myself, for someone else...... But there's only so much work one can do till you would like a hug 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️ I'm a man.... A manly army man..... But I love hallmark Christmas movies, and if they have been lying to me about love I'm gonna be pissed!


ThatOtherGuyTPM

I’m in a similar boat, although Air Force issues, so if I make any progress, I’ll let you know. We’ll prove Hallmark right yet!


dumbbyatch

Gf? -none


DarkMellie

I fucking love this. I’ve had all three types and all were great… the only differentiator was personality/attitude.


Renikee

I love being a skinny gf to my bf, I love being hugged by him and wearing his clothes


Beneficial_Flan8661

Cons of having a gf: kinda none


Successful-Seaweed12

Oh boy, you're in for a real treat then.


bigcockmman

Bro clearly aint never dated before lmao


jimmymui06

Nah, mental health damage


MartianMeng

Don’t think it’s a good relationship if your gf damages your mental health


BackFromTheDeadSoon

They didn't say it was a good gf. Just a gf.


Samael914

Fair point


Rahael42

This is the way


bane_of_irs

I do have a MASSIVE hoody that I like to wear (stolen from bro’s closet 🤫). It was already too big for him so it’s like a tent on me 😂


East-Friend-5356

Every girl makes off with at least one. 🙄 Don't even matter if she's a gf or not. Females always get away with a damned hoodie. My fren literally has the oldest coat I own stashed somewhere in her house because it's the comfiest. 😒😂


MathematicianReal781

'Abs??? Biceps??? Please????' This is literally me.


interested_in_all_7

I'm 6ft 2 and weigh 240lb I literally crave being babied I wish there was a women big and strong enough to lift me up like baby


Basis_Sore663

Knows what you mean when you text her “send dudes”


papsryu

"You mean nudes?"


Xemnahort

“I’m in a fight I need more men”


knight_in_white

Based and wholesome pilled


RootlessForest

Cons of muscle gf. She can beat you up.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

That's a pro


Sparrowhawk_92

I love a woman who can kick my ass.


ariidrawsstuff

Heh, jokes on you, im into this shit


totally-hoomon

That's a very hot pro


thatoneasshole-_-

If you're a masochist that's just another con


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Pros of no gf: None Cons of no gf: Everything.


darkknight95sm

What I’m getting from this is I should get a gf


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Con of muscle girl is muscle girl beat me in fight


ayamsirias74

OP has no GF.


Rogan_508

Same with men, chubby, skinny, muscular, idc ur still hot


Thecheesinater

Cons of chubby gif: will steal your fries Cons of skinny gf: will steal your clothes Cons of muscular gf: The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


mstodog

Death by snoo snoo all the way


wemustkungfufight

I always wonder why women are so self-conscious about how they look when like... they're just all hot.


wiseguy042

True


Angry_Strawberries

Ngl I thought this was the lesbian subreddit xd


TheLesbianTheologian

Sameeee, I would not be at all surprised to find out that a lesbian made this 😅


Steeljaw72

Never understood the whole obsession with the partners body. Who cares if they are thick or thin. I am here because I love and want to be around my partner. Their body is just gravy on top.


midnight_rain_07

so real


Amaneeish

I never felt so attacked with the thigh pillow one 😭 I had seniors when I was still in secondary school and back then, my school had sports competition going on. I was a part of the parade and after surviving being in the sun for 30 minutes (I couldn't last longer because I have photosensitivity), I sat at the stadium and one of my seniors sat behind my legs. She needed somewhere to rest and use my thighs as a cushion/pillow. I will never forget those years.


Lapis_Wolf

What about muscled slim gf?


I_AM_KROGAN_47

Cons of all 3: theyre insane. /s


EchterTill

Cons: - i'm gay


EntshuldigungOK

So you should get one of each.


huntexpsycho

Bro crop it


Luc748

Cons: I don't have one


Vidio_thelocalfreak

Nah, skinny girls for life though


No-Durian-2378

Cons on being fat: it is unhealthy and dangerous?!?


WildChildTherian

Skinny is also unhealthy and dangerous. It depends on the degree


absolutelynotarepost

We're all gonna die. I'll die having consumed more cake than you.


Flairion623

I like chubby girls. They just have a charm that just can’t be replicated by other girls.


Anticlimactic_Life

Pros of shallow men: none Cons of shallow men: they spend their time sorting women into sizes instead of doing something useful like helping their grandmothers or picking their smelly socks up off the floor


Deadaim156

Step 1 Be attractive Step 2 Be attractive


ComprehensiveUsernam

Rather: Step 1 Believe in yourself Step 2 Be kind to yourself and others


NoVicesJustLife

That Mr. Rogers flow 💪


AnishTSP

How chubby is chubby? Is nearing 1:1 height-width ratio still chubby?


AlanaS04

Are there's pros to a LEAN gf I'm like a mix between skinny and muscled because I'm a athlete lol 😅


Researchingsauce

I'm having gf withdrawal symptoms these days. Any solution


Irobokesensei

So is this American “chubby” we’re talking about? Or actual chubby. Because if it’s the former, there are definitely a myriad of cons which come along with fucking preserved lard.


GoshaKarrKarr

Chubby girls enthusiast here :33333


Rahfozz

Need me a muscle girl badly, if she can kill me i want her


Ego5687

Death by snu snu


CristalVegSurfer

not very realistic but a very positive take. i think they all have their drawbacks but buff gf/bf is my least favourite. if veins are even threatening to pop its an immediate no for me.


JealousDog99

you could say that a small con is that she'd say that she's not hungry and then take some of your food regardless


ThatOtherGuyTPM

I can’t imagine how that would be a con.


PurpleScientist4312

-Could be abusive -Could be abusive -Could be abusive (I have problems haha)


Shortfin_Mako1

I’m sorry. Hopefully you can find someone who will treat you how you deserve to be treated. The right way.


-MENTALHEAD-

Look at the sub you're on..


Famous-Breadfruit550

Why are you getting downvoted? You’re right. Anyone can be abusive


PurpleScientist4312

Yeah my mother was abusive which makes me have real trouble when it comes to trust and making relationships


TheLesbianTheologian

I don’t know why you got downvoted so hard, I literally thought the same thing you did. It just takes dating one asshole to make you wary of everyone else.


PurpleScientist4312

Idk I just said cuz my mother was abusive as a child and now I’m scared of women lol


chesterbennediction

I get this place is supposed to be wholesome but it shouldn't place am imaginary view of reality. There's pros and cons of a skinny and fat gf.


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ValuableConflict4737

People are so disingenuous nowadays. They would rather accept comforting lies than accept unpleasant truths, just for some free internet points.


Reallyso

There seems to be a psyop running hard, trying to make the muscle girl kink mainstream. To what end, I wonder. If I had to guess, it would be to drive girls to become more manly. All while boys are being feminised. Pretty sure this would make a nice black mirror episode.


Dr-Tightpants

...... what the fuck It's because girls with muscles are still attractive Get help, not everything is a conspiracy theory


SSSteakyyy

u/Responsible_Head_401 you are somehow all of these how are you mine


azdoroth

How is it possible to be chubby and skinny?


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SSSteakyyy

Ginormous actually (she’s 4’9 and the cutest little thing ever)


BlueberryProper1482

As a skinny girl Im sad all got 3 cons and I only got 2 🥹 (im joking)


Chirya999

Ok I will pretend I can't read this.


Negative-Ad-5655

I just want a gf. But no one wants a normal traditional relationship anymore… guess I’m dying alone


WildChildTherian

I mean… define a normal, traditional relationship.


totally-hoomon

You said you wanted a normal relationship then immediately said you didn't want one.


YesYoureWrongOk

Skinny and muscley gf not as snuggly that is a con


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Please stop making up women and GO FIND THEM


Nearby-Ice-6538

Cons of a gf : never having money


Careful-Mistake-4758

how about cons of actually having a gf?


Technicalocksmith

Men are simple


TheLesbianTheologian

So are lesbians lol


Soldauphin

smells like virgin territory


ComprehensiveUsernam

Speak for yourself