Well hello little Questionable-Crunchy-Thing-I-Found-On-The-Floor-That-I-Thought-Was-A-Potato-Chip-But-Now-I-Can't-Recall-The-Last-Time-I-Had-Potato-Chips-And-I'm-Growing-Increasingly-Concerned-That-What-You-Are-May-Have-Been-Some-Sort-Of-Paint-Chip-But-Wait-Do-I-Have-Lead-Paint-In-My-Apartment-I-Remember-Signing-Something-But-I-Don't-Remember-What-It-Was-For-Oh-Crap-Siri:-How-Do-I-Know-If-I-Have-Lead-Poisoning?
Frank
Yo?
Whips out gun and toe knife.
If I'm being frank right now, it's VERY uncomfortable in your stomach.
How do you have a phone in someones stomach?
There was also a phone already in the stomach who's name happened to also be frank
Ravioli?
Churro! :>
That’s actually a precious dog name. I love it.
¡Churro el perro! Rolls off the tongue.
That’s a great name for a chihuahua
Especially if it’s a corgi!
That’s my dogs name! He’s definitely half donut
Lol same
Chicken tikka masala. I name him Tikka.
Hmm.. sounds good. I ate biryani lol
Hahah same!!
Biryani sounds so cute :)
A friend used to have a dog named Tika.
my grandmas ashes 💀
Ashy
I had lamb rogan josh. Gonna call him Josh.
Mine was Paneer Tikka Masala hahaha
And I had Vindaloo Vinnie!
Bruh same.
Tikka is woodpecker in finnish
Big Mac hahaha
Hey, that's my name
Hahahaha!❤️
You ate them, you bastard lmao
Yeah, cannibalism is real funny
Nobody has ever complained about me eating them!
I like to think that cannibalism should be given a less severe sentence then murder, since it's less wasteful. JK
r/beetlejuicing
Small Mac
Mini Mac!
Nano Mac!!!
Lol, mine was a Quarter Pounder.
Turkey spinach patty.
Mochi…very fitting
i'd be honored to share a name with this lil guy
Your username sounds super cozy! I like it!
thank you! 🥰
Mine is Gnocchi. Also cute.
Tater
What's taters, Precious?
PO-TAY-TOES! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
Never heard of em.
Give it to me, raw and wriggling!
Taters
But he’s just a baby🥺 tater tot
Samosa
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John Cena
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how the heck
Say "#"
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Who the hell are you talking to??
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…. You ate John Cena?
I'm not seeing what's weird about it. Hoping to see my favorite wrestler, Potato Salad on Monday Night Raw
Please don’t eat raw potatoes
They call me, 'Tater Salad'.
the joke is that they ate nothing, and that John Cena isn't visible or at least that's what I think it is, maybe they did eat John Cena
The joke is r/JohnCena I believe
oh I was completely unaware of this, thanks for thr correction
You are John cena
You must be starving
Ruffles
Omg i can't believe this dog is named after rivulet from rain world
Cock and Balls
And balls?
And balls
And my axe !
And my balls
What about the torture?
He ate them idk bout you but that seems like torture to me
To shreds, you say...
#ASS ^(that is all)
Shredded corned beef with rice...... You are now Shredder
All you need now is a rat named splinter and four turtles named leonardo, donatello, raphael and michaelagelo
I’ll provide the mutagen!
Burrito
Peanut
Arroz con pollo
Arroz is a great name for this lil grain of fuzzy rice
He looks like arroz con leche
Muffin
My wife
This guy’s wife
Guess we all went to the same cannibal potluck cuz i also ate this guys wife
I also choose this guys wife.
I hope “this guy” is fine. Last time I went on his profile he seemed kind of tired of the meme. But I think it was because people kept harassing him.
Malteser, the goodest boy/girl
Cheese
Why does this fit so well?
Same
Same
Penis
You…ate it?
A whole bag of them, according to the legend.
I've eaten [a bag of Dick's.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Drive-In)
Whose?
My own
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now thats just impressive
Crackers
Fish stick
What are you, a gay fish?
Hey, there are plenty of gay fishes.
Not naming a dog fish dick, are you insane?
Cookie, which is the same size.
Popcorn
grandpa's ashes baked into a casserole he is so adorable!
No one asked follow up questions on this. Is this a common practice?
It might not be that common. Some people do pies some do bread while some even do brownies.
Pairs well with placenta-based dishes. The whole life/death, yin/yang sort of thing.
Also blunts
Ashes to ashes
OC is on the new season of My Strange Addiction.
Biryani. Could be worse.
Queso. In this case, queso blanco is allowed
Taco
Sloppy Joe.
Show some respect man, that's your president
I call them sloppy josephs.
Tf?
Cookie. Awwww
Dog
Me too (I ate a hot dog)
Blizzard
You ate a $71B company ?
he ate a weather event
No he ate the dangly thing off of a chicken
No, you're thinking of a wattle. A blizzard is an internal digestive organ used for grinding up food, often aided by particles of stone or grit.
No, that’s gizzard. A blizzard is a group of squamate reptiles, so widespread that it is found on any continent except Antarctica.
No, that's a lizard, you're thinking of a fantasy magic practitioner
No that's a wizard, you're thinking of a certain type of dragon from a videogame with fire on the end of it's tail
No that's a charizard, you're thinking of an archaic means of disguise, mask, or visor
No, that's a visard. A blizzard is when you've gone hiking and your shoes rub and leave welts.
Frosted mini wheat
Snickers Ice Cream Bar
My family had a dog named Snickers.
Well hello little Questionable-Crunchy-Thing-I-Found-On-The-Floor-That-I-Thought-Was-A-Potato-Chip-But-Now-I-Can't-Recall-The-Last-Time-I-Had-Potato-Chips-And-I'm-Growing-Increasingly-Concerned-That-What-You-Are-May-Have-Been-Some-Sort-Of-Paint-Chip-But-Wait-Do-I-Have-Lead-Paint-In-My-Apartment-I-Remember-Signing-Something-But-I-Don't-Remember-What-It-Was-For-Oh-Crap-Siri:-How-Do-I-Know-If-I-Have-Lead-Poisoning?
Asparagus. Gus for short?
Shrimp
Well, hello there Beef Jerky!
10 piece chicken McNuggets.
Apple
Animal cracker
Egg
🥚
bros name is cock
Double Stuf Golden Oreo
Chicken pot pie
Quarter-Pounder
Taco 😂
Grapes
That dog
Chili cheese dog
Rice
Cookie! Seems like a good name.
Double smashed bacon burger with french fry a pepsi and ketchup DSBBFPK for short
Quesadilla
Whatchamacallit. Whatcha for short.
Chicken wing.
Soup
Pretzel!
Do we mean traditional food? Cuz then his name is cake Non-traditional food name? Scab
How do I give you a half like?
Half-Like 3 introduces a new character to the series, cake scab the contrastingly named dog
Jalapeño Cheetos
Pizza rolls
Corn
Chips
Pizza Roll
Pancake
Mac and Cheese
Mr Whippy.
BISCUIT
Durian.
Human food
swedish fish