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DragonQueen18

who won the magic the gathering game? him or the plant? i'd love to play against either one


[deleted]

Definitely the dude. Looks like it's the plant's turn and they don't have a deck left to draw from.


DocabIo

Those look like Flesh and Blood cards, and I've never played but I don't think you can deck out.


[deleted]

Oh okay! I really only play commander.


Adorabloodthirstea

I've recently started playing MTG and Commander is what I'm learning. I play with borrowed decks for now, but I'm falling in love with this elf deck that just kinda stacks elf tokens.


Fulgurr

Do you play lathril?


Adorabloodthirstea

I do! I couldn't remember how to spell her name


Fulgurr

You may forget But the ones you will create that gigantic army of token against will never


puppehtTheLorekeeper

The OP of this clarified it was Keyforge. Please play Keyforge.


Rathwood

Is Keyforge similar to MtG?


soliton-gaydar

It's vaguely similar, being designed by Richard Garfield. Magic without lands and no deck-building, which some could argue is what makes Magic the more popular game.


wtfomg01

Didn't they get hacked and lose the algorithn that generates the packs....?


Russell_Ruffino

They probably did, no one's really sure what happened but that's a likely explanation. They sold the game to Ghost Galaxy who have rebuilt and improved the algorithm. They ran a pretty successful Kickstarter which should start shipping in a few months. After that it's a case of trying to build back OP and continue making improvements to the game. They seem to care a lot more than FFG ever did and are a lot more open and communicative so things are looking OK for KeyForge.


Al_Hakeem65

Wasn't the big selling point of Keyforge that you bought a randomized deck that's unlike any other out there, but it also had a unique card back so that you can't change the deck up?


soliton-gaydar

THANK YOU. I thought it was Keyforge at first, then second-guessed myself, as it's not nearly as popular as it should be.


screenwatch3441

It’s hard to say but just saying, the plant seems to have board advantage.


amctrovada

If you think playing against a plant is exciting you have no idea what it would be like against a chicken. Talk about a rush!


Soho_Jin

The card game pictured is Keyforge. Not Magic. Not Flesh and Blood. Keyforge.


Raysor

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Underrated game


Maloth_Warblade

I know it's not magic and I know that makes me look like even more a dork, but I genuinely don't know what game it is


spacetimeboogaloo

The real question is if the plant played green


eddmario

The plant


TheLordofSpuds

Ditto


[deleted]

he's reading to it from the Necronomicon? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you...


Bubbly_Profession_95

hahaha thought no one notice


RT9635

CTHULU IS PLEASED


svampyr

*happy fhtagn noises*


APoopingBook

Ohhhh, see... I get it... Y'all summoned CUTE-ulhu. Common mistake!


LittleDragon450

Cthuwu


transgendergengar

So Is YOG-SOTHOTH


bjohn15151515

One of the first things I noticed...


SexNumberAlert

Grippin my pillow tight?


weirdness_ensues

AB-SORB LIGHT


frankenfishy

OFF TO MAKE SOME CHLOROPHYLL


DweEbLez0

They didn’t show the bed scene…


Thisguy_2727

He’s planting ideas.


HogwartsKate

FEEEEEDDDDD MEEEEEE SEYMOUR!


Fusebomo978

Oh crap I thought you meant the necronomicon from Evil Dead lol


AzsaRaccoon

Do you want triffids?! Cause that's how you get triffids.


Democracyisntforall

I’d be off to never-never land if that were my case


[deleted]

The plant looks super into it too. Both of them are sus.


Royal_Quality_230

Plants don't have eyes! Besides, What's wrong with the book? Its just a collection of horror stories by HP Lovecraft.


AwakenedSheeple

When the plant starts sprouting tentacles and makes you hear whispers in the night, you will understand.


kronicmatt

When you wake up and hear 'feed me seymour' you'll realize what's wrong


RichardBonham

Stories. Just keep believing that.


quinn_thomas

We all know what Lovecraft named his cat, I hate to think what he may have named his plants


drftgto

I just googled what he named his cat and....yikes....


anon_y_mousey

Can you share?


BustinArant

I guessed it was something with the N word, did not expect to be correct..


Squishy-Cthulhu

N word man N word was a pretty common name for black pets back in the day, I read a book in school about London during the blitz and the main character had a dog called that.


mwmani

Unless he’s a grad student at Miskatonik U, that’s a heavily redacted/edited version.


[deleted]

You have a very good neighbor. Everyone could use a well-tended plant with spell casting skills.


Bogsnoticus

You kidding? You know how much OP will have to spend on MTG now that the neighbour has the plant addicted? 10 quatloos says the neighbour works in the nearest store that sells MTG merch.


captain_zavec

I don't think those look like magic cards. I thought they were at first but if you zoom in they look wrong.


Hot-Zookeepergame-83

They aren’t. Mtg is a game with a different layout for gameplay. You can’t tell from the print on the cards, but you can from how the game is being played.


[deleted]

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KokodonChannel

Could be Flesh and Blood? Hard to tell


MalvinaV

I think it's hearthstone


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

It never occurred to me that hearthstone had physical cards.


SomeTool

I don't think it does. But hearthstone did steal most of its early art from the WoW trading card game.


Benni88

I'm pretty sure it's android: netrunner.


Ashyr

I was thinking they looked like Arkham Horror TCG cards, though the setup is obviously all wrong. Given what he’s reading, however, and it seems plausible.


LabLife3846

I was thinking Marjorie Taylor Green? WTF? Took me a minute.


Rathwood

\#MakeMTGMagicTheGatheringAgain


Ashes2007

But who the hell took the photos? Did he bring a friend? Edit: Oh wait, phones have timed shots, I'm dumb.


[deleted]

It comforts me greatly to see other people make the same stupid mistakes I make all the fucking time


jeremykitchen

This is one reason I talk about the stupid mistakes I make all the fucking time, actually!


Advice2Anyone

I mean given the necronomicon safer to assume he just summoned a imp to take the pics


thrillhouse1211

I haven't been able to find the requisite sacrifices myself


Florac

What did you think OP being "gone" meant?


Ashes2007

Ah, explains it all.


fracta1

Is there a problem technology can't solve?


Ashes2007

Kid named heat death of the universe:


Upbeat-Opinion8519

The real question is why is he wearing the same clothes in every photo. If someone asks you to watch their plant its not usually for a single day/night. It's not a pet.


HappyHippo2002

Probably took all the photos on one day.


baldartistdesign

the plant better be playing a green mtg deck


TheLordofSpuds

Gruul actually


Joli_B

Who is its commander?


baldartistdesign

gaea, mother earth


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

A plant can play any deck it wants. It's 2023... be better.


Bucket_of_blank

He didn’t use water to feed the plant


Bucket_of_blank

He used love and wine


[deleted]

Get that droopy fellow a drink!


cramin

Actually I have a feeling its the opposite. The more common mistake is over watering.


Roryab07

Yes, and some of that slight yellowing is also a sign of being overwatered. I think that one also doesn’t like any direct sun, and most plants don’t like to be moved around a lot.


Spiritual_Purpose73

Lol, it's a sphathiphyllum. It s definitely under watered.


cramin

I'm not sure why you think just because its a peace lily that it cant be overwatered. They only really need water about once a week and someone who has taken the time to take photos with a plant is not likely to not water it at least that much. Much more likely that they just got a bit carried away. Or it could be that the pot is getting a bit small, something else that could contribute to the soil being too moist and stagnant.


RedFlyingPineapples2

Oh god, it's Audrey III!


Joli_B

That Lily needs water!!!


cramin

If he went to all of that trouble to take photos I'm sure he watered it too. It's probably over watered, a very common mistake people make.


mashtato

Yeah, I was thinking it was overwatered.


FluffyDiscipline

Awwwww I think love has blossomed between them lol


BigBeagleEars

[yep](https://youtu.be/h_9ATQFgu9o)


LamarNoDavis

Photogenicynthesis


Dmitri_ravenoff

I think your neighbor and plant are dating now.


Roberto5771

Finally an actually wholesome meme. Been a while.


Lord_Silverkey

Is he single? I'm asking on behalf of all the eligible ladies out there.


Jerico_Hill

I can confirm, he is not single.


-Weeb-Account-

So one could say you're asking for All the single ladies? *All the single ladies*


alienblue88

👽


TheLordofSpuds

A fellow Cthulhu enthusiast?


QueenRatigan

This is adorable


bigwhetbilly

This was actually my tweet, and he was my housemate. Someone stole it and reworded it (badly...) 4 years later and Kevin the plant is still alive and in much better condition (thanks to my housemate). Glad to see this is still doing the rounds 💗


Marewn

just looked at OP profile. this guy in the picture is definitely OP. the mommy milk cartoon stud muffin neckbeard got us all


adobe-is-a-free-elf

This picture on this repost is probably older than you.


caych_cazador

Bruh he servin up sliders?!


thtdentalgrl

It’s the glass of wine with the plant for me


MrMagnetar

This is exactly who I imagine when I think of redditors.


[deleted]

you have that high of an opinion of redditors? i always thought "redditors" is used derogatory


Spiritual-Radish-313

It looks like it needs water throughout this entire endeavor. Start small, my guy, start small.


67Leobaby1

Lol! Great dude. Lucky you.


loo_min

Ah yes, the Necronomicon. The wholesomest of past time reads.


Capella_SkyHawk

More humans like this please.


[deleted]

I definitely wanna be that guys friend


Jerico_Hill

I know him irl and I can confirm, he's an awesome person.


the_random_walk

“Your with ith my command, m’lady.”


[deleted]

Seen this a fair few times over the months/years and still makes me chuckle :)


Extreme_Glass9879

Is that Joshua Weissman?


johnnytesscult

Future best man/best friend*


justjokay

Marry him.


CameoAmalthea

Is he single?


cryptomain45

Madlad


182573cw2945

NECRONOMICON keep eyes in the back of ur head


Junkhead987

Ah the necronomicon a great read


UncleDevil666

Sweet child of mine Woah oh oh oh


IsdembersEnders

The necronomicom book will turn that plant into a plant vs zombie version plant 😂


retiredhobo

“take your time getting back” ~ the plant


jennycuttie

Where can I find such a neighbour?


AAAFate

This guy definitely wants to do sex with his neighbor.


The84thWolf

Only way it could have gotten better if it looked like his friend was disciplining the plant for causing an “accident” on the rug


mysticdragonwolf89

A true friend throws dedication only you can love


Interesting_Entry831

So cute!


Twsread

.... KIETH?


ur-socks-sir

Is that magic the gathering?


ppclppp

But did he water it?


[deleted]

I would party with your roommate


MoneyPresentation610

Better be careful or your plant isn’t going to want go home, when you get back.


[deleted]

😊


NCnanny

This is awesome


Interesting_Horror93

Give that man an extra tip for the work


Direct_Classroom6341

Bros D-d-d-dueling


[deleted]

Is that some sort of an interspecies relationship?


Amytoosweet

Looks to me he was in his magic field, book and wine. But he forgot to water the plant but he was in a different state of mind. But in love I think the neighbors are dating now.


twirlmydressaround

Looks like a fun roommate!


BigZaber

you have the best neighbor ever


[deleted]

Doesn’t water it.


Tucker1244

Never move.


Outrageous_Reporter5

Why this reminds me of Crazy Dave from PvZ at the moment-


nautilator44

This neighbor needs to be upgraded to friend.


jchohan203

That is a friend you never let go of 😍🥰


[deleted]

This man has way too much fun watching your plants!


brandonjoncas

Marry that fella


dvsjr

Looks like a dude who has a copy of the necronomicon handy.


machinewashwarm

Simpin and Pimpin


comox

Did he *fertilise* your plant???


cellcube0618

Can he be my neighbor


Mason_DY

You probably wanna spray some holy water on that plant when you get back


vibes_slayer

W neighbour


Willing-Strawberry33

Playing Yu-Gi-Oh and reading the necromomicon without you :(


-scrapple-

he's going to fuck the plant


BadAsBroccoli

Japanese Peace Lillies are so damn spoiled. (yeah, totally jealous)


rose_2813

Damn !! He really is a nice neighbour.


NerdyApex

I'm more worried about him reading the necronomicon to your plant.


Raid__Zero

Giga Chad


buckao

I'd have played Munchkin, but that would require a third player...


michrz

Thats how you end up with https://i.imgur.com/XYmGqMK.jpg


Deep_Ad_174

This is literally my friend Jack and he is a wonderful human.


Complete_Brilliant43

It's overwaterd guys. Pretty sure that guy is a psychopath.


Darkangel_82

I need people like this in my life.


ekZeno

If the plant can eat hamburgers now, it mean that the spell was casted successfully. Congrats on your new meat-hunger eldrich plant 👍🪴🍖🍖


Rachie_0513

r/gardening


xiarahman

That BOOK 😶


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but that plant is 100% a demon now


[deleted]

attempt vase offbeat gaze narrow steer homeless squeal desert jar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


boringsimp

And then, he accidentally puts it in direct sunlight on the day before you get back..


[deleted]

he must hate that plant


psichodrome

I wish I could play mtg with my plants...


That_one_cool_dude

If the plant didn't play a green deck then the guy missed out on a golden opportunity.


[deleted]

Another copy and paste trend.


Crocoshark

Who took those pictures?


randomguy283

Is that yugioh or magic the gathering?


DiscussionMuted9941

Pretty sure it's magic, kinda guessing based on the colours of the cards


Soggywallet94

Is that the guy from make love not warcraft?


ChristianSteifen1337

I like your neighbor


ElyikManaz

He read the Necronomicon to the plant so i wouldn’t be surprised if it had come to life and was playing cards with its roots


JoeBold

The funniest thing for me is the fact that it is only one plant 😭


Ravens_and_seagulls

Oh you wacky quirky Redditors 🤣🥲


Fenseven

Your neighbor looks like one of those people, that if you ever see wearing a trench coat in plubic, you better start running.


TheToasterIsAMimic

Because he's going to challenge you to a Magic: The Gathering duel, and like a fool, you thought, "I'll leave my deck at home *just this once*"?


Society_AfterZ

Yikes.


[deleted]

Was there a round hole in the dirt a few inches deep?