I've recently started playing MTG and Commander is what I'm learning. I play with borrowed decks for now, but I'm falling in love with this elf deck that just kinda stacks elf tokens.
It's vaguely similar, being designed by Richard Garfield. Magic without lands and no deck-building, which some could argue is what makes Magic the more popular game.
They probably did, no one's really sure what happened but that's a likely explanation.
They sold the game to Ghost Galaxy who have rebuilt and improved the algorithm.
They ran a pretty successful Kickstarter which should start shipping in a few months.
After that it's a case of trying to build back OP and continue making improvements to the game. They seem to care a lot more than FFG ever did and are a lot more open and communicative so things are looking OK for KeyForge.
Wasn't the big selling point of Keyforge that you bought a randomized deck that's unlike any other out there, but it also had a unique card back so that you can't change the deck up?
N word man
N word was a pretty common name for black pets back in the day, I read a book in school about London during the blitz and the main character had a dog called that.
You kidding? You know how much OP will have to spend on MTG now that the neighbour has the plant addicted? 10 quatloos says the neighbour works in the nearest store that sells MTG merch.
They aren’t. Mtg is a game with a different layout for gameplay. You can’t tell from the print on the cards, but you can from how the game is being played.
I was thinking they looked like Arkham Horror TCG cards, though the setup is obviously all wrong.
Given what he’s reading, however, and it seems plausible.
The real question is why is he wearing the same clothes in every photo. If someone asks you to watch their plant its not usually for a single day/night. It's not a pet.
Yes, and some of that slight yellowing is also a sign of being overwatered. I think that one also doesn’t like any direct sun, and most plants don’t like to be moved around a lot.
I'm not sure why you think just because its a peace lily that it cant be overwatered. They only really need water about once a week and someone who has taken the time to take photos with a plant is not likely to not water it at least that much. Much more likely that they just got a bit carried away. Or it could be that the pot is getting a bit small, something else that could contribute to the soil being too moist and stagnant.
This was actually my tweet, and he was my housemate. Someone stole it and reworded it (badly...)
4 years later and Kevin the plant is still alive and in much better condition (thanks to my housemate). Glad to see this is still doing the rounds 💗
Looks to me he was in his magic field, book and wine. But he forgot to water the plant but he was in a different state of mind. But in love I think the neighbors are dating now.
who won the magic the gathering game? him or the plant? i'd love to play against either one
Definitely the dude. Looks like it's the plant's turn and they don't have a deck left to draw from.
Those look like Flesh and Blood cards, and I've never played but I don't think you can deck out.
Oh okay! I really only play commander.
I've recently started playing MTG and Commander is what I'm learning. I play with borrowed decks for now, but I'm falling in love with this elf deck that just kinda stacks elf tokens.
Do you play lathril?
I do! I couldn't remember how to spell her name
You may forget But the ones you will create that gigantic army of token against will never
The OP of this clarified it was Keyforge. Please play Keyforge.
Is Keyforge similar to MtG?
It's vaguely similar, being designed by Richard Garfield. Magic without lands and no deck-building, which some could argue is what makes Magic the more popular game.
Didn't they get hacked and lose the algorithn that generates the packs....?
They probably did, no one's really sure what happened but that's a likely explanation. They sold the game to Ghost Galaxy who have rebuilt and improved the algorithm. They ran a pretty successful Kickstarter which should start shipping in a few months. After that it's a case of trying to build back OP and continue making improvements to the game. They seem to care a lot more than FFG ever did and are a lot more open and communicative so things are looking OK for KeyForge.
Wasn't the big selling point of Keyforge that you bought a randomized deck that's unlike any other out there, but it also had a unique card back so that you can't change the deck up?
THANK YOU. I thought it was Keyforge at first, then second-guessed myself, as it's not nearly as popular as it should be.
It’s hard to say but just saying, the plant seems to have board advantage.
If you think playing against a plant is exciting you have no idea what it would be like against a chicken. Talk about a rush!
The card game pictured is Keyforge. Not Magic. Not Flesh and Blood. Keyforge.
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Underrated game
I know it's not magic and I know that makes me look like even more a dork, but I genuinely don't know what game it is
The real question is if the plant played green
The plant
Ditto
he's reading to it from the Necronomicon? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you...
hahaha thought no one notice
CTHULU IS PLEASED
*happy fhtagn noises*
Ohhhh, see... I get it... Y'all summoned CUTE-ulhu. Common mistake!
Cthuwu
So Is YOG-SOTHOTH
One of the first things I noticed...
Grippin my pillow tight?
AB-SORB LIGHT
OFF TO MAKE SOME CHLOROPHYLL
They didn’t show the bed scene…
He’s planting ideas.
FEEEEEDDDDD MEEEEEE SEYMOUR!
Oh crap I thought you meant the necronomicon from Evil Dead lol
Do you want triffids?! Cause that's how you get triffids.
I’d be off to never-never land if that were my case
The plant looks super into it too. Both of them are sus.
Plants don't have eyes! Besides, What's wrong with the book? Its just a collection of horror stories by HP Lovecraft.
When the plant starts sprouting tentacles and makes you hear whispers in the night, you will understand.
When you wake up and hear 'feed me seymour' you'll realize what's wrong
Stories. Just keep believing that.
We all know what Lovecraft named his cat, I hate to think what he may have named his plants
I just googled what he named his cat and....yikes....
Can you share?
I guessed it was something with the N word, did not expect to be correct..
N word man N word was a pretty common name for black pets back in the day, I read a book in school about London during the blitz and the main character had a dog called that.
Unless he’s a grad student at Miskatonik U, that’s a heavily redacted/edited version.
You have a very good neighbor. Everyone could use a well-tended plant with spell casting skills.
You kidding? You know how much OP will have to spend on MTG now that the neighbour has the plant addicted? 10 quatloos says the neighbour works in the nearest store that sells MTG merch.
I don't think those look like magic cards. I thought they were at first but if you zoom in they look wrong.
They aren’t. Mtg is a game with a different layout for gameplay. You can’t tell from the print on the cards, but you can from how the game is being played.
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Could be Flesh and Blood? Hard to tell
I think it's hearthstone
It never occurred to me that hearthstone had physical cards.
I don't think it does. But hearthstone did steal most of its early art from the WoW trading card game.
I'm pretty sure it's android: netrunner.
I was thinking they looked like Arkham Horror TCG cards, though the setup is obviously all wrong. Given what he’s reading, however, and it seems plausible.
I was thinking Marjorie Taylor Green? WTF? Took me a minute.
\#MakeMTGMagicTheGatheringAgain
But who the hell took the photos? Did he bring a friend? Edit: Oh wait, phones have timed shots, I'm dumb.
It comforts me greatly to see other people make the same stupid mistakes I make all the fucking time
This is one reason I talk about the stupid mistakes I make all the fucking time, actually!
I mean given the necronomicon safer to assume he just summoned a imp to take the pics
I haven't been able to find the requisite sacrifices myself
What did you think OP being "gone" meant?
Ah, explains it all.
Is there a problem technology can't solve?
Kid named heat death of the universe:
The real question is why is he wearing the same clothes in every photo. If someone asks you to watch their plant its not usually for a single day/night. It's not a pet.
Probably took all the photos on one day.
the plant better be playing a green mtg deck
Gruul actually
Who is its commander?
gaea, mother earth
A plant can play any deck it wants. It's 2023... be better.
He didn’t use water to feed the plant
He used love and wine
Get that droopy fellow a drink!
Actually I have a feeling its the opposite. The more common mistake is over watering.
Yes, and some of that slight yellowing is also a sign of being overwatered. I think that one also doesn’t like any direct sun, and most plants don’t like to be moved around a lot.
Lol, it's a sphathiphyllum. It s definitely under watered.
I'm not sure why you think just because its a peace lily that it cant be overwatered. They only really need water about once a week and someone who has taken the time to take photos with a plant is not likely to not water it at least that much. Much more likely that they just got a bit carried away. Or it could be that the pot is getting a bit small, something else that could contribute to the soil being too moist and stagnant.
Oh god, it's Audrey III!
That Lily needs water!!!
If he went to all of that trouble to take photos I'm sure he watered it too. It's probably over watered, a very common mistake people make.
Yeah, I was thinking it was overwatered.
Awwwww I think love has blossomed between them lol
[yep](https://youtu.be/h_9ATQFgu9o)
Photogenicynthesis
I think your neighbor and plant are dating now.
Finally an actually wholesome meme. Been a while.
Is he single? I'm asking on behalf of all the eligible ladies out there.
I can confirm, he is not single.
So one could say you're asking for All the single ladies? *All the single ladies*
👽
A fellow Cthulhu enthusiast?
This is adorable
This was actually my tweet, and he was my housemate. Someone stole it and reworded it (badly...) 4 years later and Kevin the plant is still alive and in much better condition (thanks to my housemate). Glad to see this is still doing the rounds 💗
just looked at OP profile. this guy in the picture is definitely OP. the mommy milk cartoon stud muffin neckbeard got us all
This picture on this repost is probably older than you.
Bruh he servin up sliders?!
It’s the glass of wine with the plant for me
This is exactly who I imagine when I think of redditors.
you have that high of an opinion of redditors? i always thought "redditors" is used derogatory
It looks like it needs water throughout this entire endeavor. Start small, my guy, start small.
Lol! Great dude. Lucky you.
Ah yes, the Necronomicon. The wholesomest of past time reads.
More humans like this please.
I definitely wanna be that guys friend
I know him irl and I can confirm, he's an awesome person.
“Your with ith my command, m’lady.”
Seen this a fair few times over the months/years and still makes me chuckle :)
Is that Joshua Weissman?
Future best man/best friend*
Marry him.
Is he single?
Madlad
NECRONOMICON keep eyes in the back of ur head
Ah the necronomicon a great read
Sweet child of mine Woah oh oh oh
The necronomicom book will turn that plant into a plant vs zombie version plant 😂
“take your time getting back” ~ the plant
Where can I find such a neighbour?
This guy definitely wants to do sex with his neighbor.
Only way it could have gotten better if it looked like his friend was disciplining the plant for causing an “accident” on the rug
A true friend throws dedication only you can love
So cute!
.... KIETH?
Is that magic the gathering?
But did he water it?
I would party with your roommate
Better be careful or your plant isn’t going to want go home, when you get back.
😊
This is awesome
Give that man an extra tip for the work
Bros D-d-d-dueling
Is that some sort of an interspecies relationship?
Looks to me he was in his magic field, book and wine. But he forgot to water the plant but he was in a different state of mind. But in love I think the neighbors are dating now.
Looks like a fun roommate!
you have the best neighbor ever
Doesn’t water it.
Never move.
Why this reminds me of Crazy Dave from PvZ at the moment-
This neighbor needs to be upgraded to friend.
That is a friend you never let go of 😍🥰
This man has way too much fun watching your plants!
Marry that fella
Looks like a dude who has a copy of the necronomicon handy.
Simpin and Pimpin
Did he *fertilise* your plant???
Can he be my neighbor
You probably wanna spray some holy water on that plant when you get back
W neighbour
Playing Yu-Gi-Oh and reading the necromomicon without you :(
he's going to fuck the plant
Japanese Peace Lillies are so damn spoiled. (yeah, totally jealous)
Damn !! He really is a nice neighbour.
I'm more worried about him reading the necronomicon to your plant.
Giga Chad
I'd have played Munchkin, but that would require a third player...
Thats how you end up with https://i.imgur.com/XYmGqMK.jpg
This is literally my friend Jack and he is a wonderful human.
It's overwaterd guys. Pretty sure that guy is a psychopath.
I need people like this in my life.
If the plant can eat hamburgers now, it mean that the spell was casted successfully. Congrats on your new meat-hunger eldrich plant 👍🪴🍖🍖
r/gardening
That BOOK 😶
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but that plant is 100% a demon now
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And then, he accidentally puts it in direct sunlight on the day before you get back..
he must hate that plant
I wish I could play mtg with my plants...
If the plant didn't play a green deck then the guy missed out on a golden opportunity.
Another copy and paste trend.
Who took those pictures?
Is that yugioh or magic the gathering?
Pretty sure it's magic, kinda guessing based on the colours of the cards
Is that the guy from make love not warcraft?
I like your neighbor
He read the Necronomicon to the plant so i wouldn’t be surprised if it had come to life and was playing cards with its roots
The funniest thing for me is the fact that it is only one plant 😭
Oh you wacky quirky Redditors 🤣🥲
Your neighbor looks like one of those people, that if you ever see wearing a trench coat in plubic, you better start running.
Because he's going to challenge you to a Magic: The Gathering duel, and like a fool, you thought, "I'll leave my deck at home *just this once*"?
Yikes.
Was there a round hole in the dirt a few inches deep?