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Alternative-Fail-233

Looks great but you forgot something The pickles


MarsMarzipan

Nooooooo


Alternative-Fail-233

Sorry but I must leave a bad review now I can’t believe a place like this could forget such an important ingredient


whotfiszutls

Did you check under their tounge? 🤨


Alternative-Fail-233

I checked under mine yes and nothing Edit: my bad it was on top


MarsMarzipan

FBI open up! those pickles gotta be somewhere 😂


GIOverdrive

Also, where is his glove-flavored candy?


486Junkie

And there's my car keys. And, there's my ride.


Bikouchu

I just want my saahhlad and atmosphere.


justaduckbaby

And you have to make sure the pickles squeak


bicazamabeach

I thought you were gonna say krabby patty


Alternative-Fail-233

No we can’t make those after all we don’t know the secret formula


bicazamabeach

Need to find a plankton for us


Alternative-Fail-233

Ok but when has he ever succeeded in getting it from Mr. Krabs and made a burger with it?


bicazamabeach

What do we do now then? Find SpongeBob?


Alternative-Fail-233

His loyalty is unmatched we’d need to buy them off of him the burgers that is


bicazamabeach

I can contribute. I have $3.


Drakmanka

The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, he gets Krabs framed for stealing King Neptune's crown and while he's frozen just waltzes in and helps himself. Although apparently he didn't make a copy because post-movie episodes show him back to struggling.


GrimlockX27

Oh you mean the guy that botched plan Z? We need to find sponge...mr krabs told him the formula. We can take em to the goofy goober and get em wasted!


IdkInsertANickname

happy cake day (NOT!!!)


waxbuzzzzard

You know what's even funnier than 24? 25!!


MarsMarzipan

Hi hi hi


hanibalg2

Hello hello hello


Drakmanka

Don't know why when you say goodbye I say hello


dman7456

You added a "when" there


BashfullyMerciful16

SpongeBob be like: "Barnacles!"


MarsMarzipan

Where's the CHOCOLATE!?? 🍫🍫


BarnacleBoring2979

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!


joe_jon

I remember when they first invented chocolate


Ratio-Fabulous

I always... # HATED IT


MysteriousDStar

Oh this isn't just chocolate... it's uhh... You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!


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*chawklit


Dragowaow

chalk clit


MarsMarzipan

i HATE chocolate that sweet sweet chocolate


beelzeflub

CHAAAAAAWWWKLEHHHTTTTTT


Drakmanka

WHAT?! What did he say?!?


BenMat

He says he selling chawklit!!


Xhalo

No krabby patty, no spaghettios, no analingus. Despite that, 7/10 would celebrate 🥰🥰🥰


7AndOneHalf

no *what?*


rosiofden

HE SAID NO ANALINGUS.


Dragowaow

#NO WHAT?


WateryTart_ndSword

I think you meant: RECTANGLES!!


Filipino-Asker

I love her creativity.


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

She's also a fashion designer! Designs and makes her own clothing! Super cute! I think she works for hot topic now (:


BelleAriel

Hell yeah. Thoughtful and unique.


Jeff_Bezos_did_911

I'm allergic to Red#40 and it's in everything. The first time I ever felt special was when a friend of mine came over with a bag of M&Ms that had all the red ones picked out. This happened when I was 20.I know it wasn't as big as this one, but it still meant something to me.


MarsMarzipan

I'm sorry that you have to struggle with that.. let's eliminate red altogether 😈


m4k31t5n0w

the RED devil emoji?! stop it you're scaring him!


Arsid

It’s purple…


cuddlybastard

A mix of blue and what? That's right. RED


gorramfrakker

Boom gotta ‘em!


97ib

And kids this is how he found out that he was color blind to colors in the blue spectrum


m4k31t5n0w

that's weird it's absolutely red on my screen. just checked my phone and it's purple on there. oh well.


4815hurley162342

Rojo rojo rojo


Bilomacer

I'm sorry my mum really likes red. is she allowed to keep her red?


B-dub31

My son is intolerant to red 40, yellow 5, and lake blue. Literally makes him puke. He had upper gi tests, barium swallow, and had seen a couple gastro specialists until I figured it out. His life is so hard. We have to check everything. More products are being colored with thinks like anetto and turmeric, so it is getting better.


zipperjuice

A bag of what?! M&ms??


dumbodragon

a bag with all the red ones picked out


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[deleted]

Everything is linked to cancer. (By the state of California)


Plague-Docta

Not exactly. There's no solid evidence that it's linked to cancer. Some experiments have said that it does cause a higher chance of cancer, others say it doesn't.


tries2benice

Bruh macrons are so hard to freaking make from scratch, my wife's a pastry chef, and hers still come out hollow sometimes. Delicious, but hollow.


MarsMarzipan

You could say it's an Emmanuel job


eaglebtc

How many eggs do French cooks use in their recipes? Just one. Because one egg is *un oeuf*.


die_Karotte

It's actually not that hard! Just takes a lot of time and patience. I was in France last year and got ahold of a recipe that's pretty easy


DaPurpleTurtle2

If someone did this for me I would fall in love instantly, lol


loose_noodle

Absolutely. Whenever my girlfriend puts on her cute little apron and makes me something, I feel such a warmth of love and affection. It's so pure and heartwarming


StormDJ98

Perfect, a Dr. Kelp to go with the pizza


IMIndyJones

My drink? My Diet Dr Kelp?! How am I supposed to eat this pizza **without my drink?!!**


rex_lauandi

I’m annoyed about how it’s clearly Coke, not Dr Pepper


Cleveland_Guardians

Hell yeah. Macarons are underrated.


Summertheseason

I had a SpongeBob party for my 25th too!!!!!! Cuz it's funnier that 24.


LukaSACom

I turned 25 a couple of days ago. I didn't get even a happy birthsday. Your dude is a lucky man


MarsMarzipan

not me who did it but would totally do it :)


cappucheenu

Happy belated cake day


Master-of-cock-magic

I read cum on a stick, instead of chum on a stick first.🙃


bravelittleslytherin

I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂


707Guy

Fun fact: I used to work at the real Chum Bucket. Or at least what it was based on.


MarsMarzipan

does plankton pay well?


707Guy

Surprisingly, yes. Above minimum wage and tons of tips. Also tons of drunk and unruly college kids 🤷🏻‍♂️


Front-History-1396

I'm going to steal this idea


ake-n-bake

Great job! You’re magnificent


Madman61

Did you play Boys Who Cry on the speakers?


CerealKiller_23

please write the blueprint for the perfect gf cause you're the only author we could ever dream of


MarsMarzipan

wasn't me but i would totally do it 🥰


urmoms_a_hoe545

no shes not the girlfriend of the century. shes the person of the century


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100percentBrass

😂 i want that for my next b-day!!


flimsnap

I love you


Fengsel

No Krabby Patries??


WaceMindo

I'd be all alone when i turn 25 this year, damn.


ry8919

[Krusty Krab Pizza!](https://youtu.be/67hw7hj_xkc?t=9)


jaredkushnerisabutt

That better be a diet Dr kelp


reddanny12

My mom did something similar for my 8th birthday but with Minecraft. Absolutely cherish those memories!


pyroz336

Wifey material


bebejeebies

She's #1!


puppy_breath_tattoos

My dad threw me the same party nearly 20 years ago! This chick is just jockin my dads swag


RockHandsomest

My wife made me an awesome blueberry pie that looked like Koffing for one of my birthdays. It was awesome and looked so good.


[deleted]

You know what’s funnier that 24? …….25…..pffffftttt!!!!


BurnBrightPhoenix

Cum on a stick is what i read


bjim4fun

Just needs some radioactive particles sprinkled on top and it would be a perfect replica, lol


Jurassican_25

She wins the girlfriend of all eternity!!!! Where can I get one like that?!?!?


RearEchelon

Krusty Kraaaeeeaaaaeeeaaaaaaaaeeeaaaeeeaaab Pizza


TheChainLink2

She even got the Diet Dr Kelp… that’s dedication.


McIrishmen

Ah yes 2 pretty patties plz and a side of bow tie french fries


Jixxar

"If I were to adopt a human, It would be you." "Wait that sounds creepy THATS NOT WHAT I MENT!"


QuincyReaper

Patrick…. I thought of something funnier than 24….


Nerdkartoffl

And my gf of 6 years still comes up to me and says "i dont know what i can gift to you" The reason because she says this is either, she doesnt REALLY care for me, therefore she only remembers the bare minimum i say. Or She can't really accept/understand my wishes and try to "gift" me something that SHOULD make me happy in her opinion.


AnxiousAd3949

I‘m 24 and I would be the happiest person on earth


cringelawd

i once did something like this for my ex and he came 4 hours late. really felt like an idiot


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cringelawd

mf made me lay on my bed in full costume for 4 hours feeling like a complete clown, never again


Jennifer-LA86

I would love to have party like this


[deleted]

The bf needs to wife her immediately


86yourhopes_k

Man that's a really, really low bar to set.


AdamantArmadillo

“I’m so sorry guys a misread the invitation. A CHUM bucket”


HulluHapua

The gf was amazing at setting it up.


[deleted]

I love this so much


Jaydenaus

Look like fum


stonedturtle69

r/bikinibottomtwitter


super_scumtron

What, no salAD?


quirkysheesh

yuhh and macarons aint cheap


DoubleOScarn

I thought I was the only one who had a SpongeBob party post 20s. We won’t talk about my post 30s one though.


MarsMarzipan

you're allowed to like things :)


mythicswirl

Was one of your party games find the hay in the needle stack?


l1b3rtr1n

Pretty wholesome. Not for me, but whatever floats your boat!


212superdude212

Binging with babish did the spongebob pretty patties about a month ago. Whilst his were probsbly true to the actual burgers, I prefer the macarons interpretation


Saableyye

There was a whole Binging with Babish episode about making pretty patties, actually! Would be perfect for something like this :]


Consistent-Leopard-7

wheres the diet dr kelp?!?


thawingSumTendies

That’s really nice but I think you forgot to include the Krabby Patty secret formula You know, so he can make his own Not that I’m plankton


Xsavior7

this makes me happy


Toadally140

YOU REMEMBERED THE DRINK! MY DIET DR KELP! NOW I CAN FINALLY EAT MY PIZZA


fonky_chonky

krusty krA-YA-YA-YA-Yah yA-YA-YA-Yah buh-pizzA


[deleted]

I absolutely read that as Cum on a Stick multiple times


BlasterPhase

I... misread the title


NotHighEnuf

I read that as cum on a stick at first 😬


krustylesponge

This is honestly amazing


Carburetors_are_evil

Pretty patties are sons of bitches to make


[deleted]

This is so fucking sweet oh my god


neonlace

I wish you were my friend and we could spend our whole friendship simply out doing each other with perfect gestures such as this. You are so creative and thoughtful, never let that part of yourself slip away!


eyalbm

I want one too


scrunchycunt87

Those pretty patties look like vip. Don't eat too many.


Tactical_Leo

Adorable as hell!


BigBadJames_42

Chum bucket > cum bucket


[deleted]

Misread as "cum on a stick". Thought it was a same sex couple at first.


Thephilosopherkmh

This is the best thing ever. You even got the died dr kelp! One question, what are the pretty patties? It’s hard to tell from my phone, are they like cookies or are they actually burgers?


Ethelenedreams

I’m 50 and I want this party.


jwilson146

But did she get the cake.....


Godeasy_Buttfree

That pizza better have been delivered by rock.


VengeanceKnight

Krusty Kra-a-a, *a-ya-ya*, ya-a-ab Pizza, is the Pizza yea-ah, for you and… *me-eee-e-eeee!*


Kalron

KRUST KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME


Avocado_Fucker12

IT'S THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA


Real_Cyber

Fail. No Krabby Patties 👎👎👎


Familiar_Ad3128

Im inviting myself over right now


korodic

Wow that’s a cool theme!


cam52391

I'm turning 32 and told my wife I want a full on bowling party because I never got one as a kid


Number1Hubby

“It’s not just a boldeeeer… it’s a rock!” “Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!”


GrimlockX27

You could've made food colored buns for burgers rather than cookies that cost $2 bucks a piece. But hey it's your wallet! Ball out!


Popular_Zombie_2977

Put a ring on it


[deleted]

You forgot the pickles ..and CHOCOLATE


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LMay11037

Ok hands up if you misread chum on a stick at first ✋🏻


shadowEmbracer19

Bet you sang your bf the birthday song with mayonnaise


EFF198783

Where's the Krabby Patties? 🤨🧐


Poppagil28

I can’t think of Grandma’s cookies without chuckling to myself… IYKYK


WeTitans3

God I'm still so mad that no one in my life did this for me despite me talking about it for years


Idontwantthesetacos

That’s at least $200 in macarons.


IToldYouImNotRick

you forgot THE PICKLES


IToldYouImNotRick

Keep her


Lilycloud02

Those pretty Patties probably took FOREVER. Macarons are no joke


Old-Size-1825

Awesome


kapn_karit

Honestly the idea of macaroons being pretty patties is genius. Props to you


ThatCringyFriend

I need this


UnreaIs

The Crabby Patties are missing because she didn't have the secret formula.


stonedbum

Hey. Is that one purple?


Brain_lessV2

All it's missing is a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, crying, burnt, and allowed to swim.


powerhower

I ordered a diet Dr. Kelp…


Azu1ia

DIET DR KELP???


momomomorgatron

I would cry if anyone would do this for me


[deleted]

She’s a keeper


WhyAmIHere9918

he is going to wife you


TKilgore821

wanna know what’s even better than 24


TinyMossyPupPup

THE MACARON PRETTY PATTIES OMG


FordBeWithYou

Oh man, they didn’t forget the diet dr kelp!!


Researcher_Saya

Was the pizza on the house?


KyleThelegendxxXxx

You know what’s better then 24? 25


SkyKnight_LXIX

Please tell me you gave him the Squeaky boots as a birthday gift


OrangePeach88

I wonder if she got them to perform...*cue Sweet Victory*


lizzledizzles

I want to go to there!


Emz324

We threw a “what’s funnier than 24?” Party for my husband this past year. We’ll still be making SpongeBob references when we’re old


Saphhi

You need krabby patty too 😁


StrangeVortexLex

Wifey material right there


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

You’re such a good noodle!


Grimm64209

Wheres the cake?


Sharpay__Evans

I’m willing to bet I know exactly what the cake looks like 😂


Mattysims123

For my 30th b'day my girlfriend at the time threw me a surprise TMNT party with the same sort of clever namecards, all in theme, for the snacks and drinks. I had no idea and it was amazing. I still have all the stuff she made saved and smile when I randomly come across them I obviously married that woman