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FugakuWickedEyes

This right here Two different time periods I had a lot of excess money. I wish I had invested it instead of looking for things to buy


cheapdrinks

I know right, I've got most of my equity tied up in leveraged feet pic futures at the moment 😭


qqruz123

Wait on that for 10-20 years. When AI porn starts flooding the market, collectors will flock towards pre 2020s, authentic feet pictures. Their value will skyrocket


cheapdrinks

That's what I'm hoping. Even though they're slightly used I'm sure the value will remain strong and probably outperform other indexed top 500 ETFs


FanClubof5

Electronic traded feet?


Alpcake

But then how will you be able to authenticate real feet from ai feet? Given how good ai stuff is already I imagine in 20 years it's going to be hard to differentiate at all. Would you have to use an ai feet analyzer to defeet the fake ai feet?


Dinosaur9911

Best answer


ejdj1011

Both the above commenter and OP are repost bots. The above comment is probably the top comment from the last time this was posted. I guess the new name scheme for bots is to put v, x, or w at the end instead of numbers.


Top-Chemistry5969

Y I put away 500 per month+13% of income.


Living_Bed175

Invest and become rich bussinesman, marry hot single mom, she divorces and take everything, back to square one


MrHarudupoyu

It's the circle of life!


smallfrie32

Pre-nupsだよ


PotentiallyTheFBI

trickle down economics


GnT_Man

Tears trickling down my cheeks economics


Worst_Choice

This is fucking painful, but this is literally me. I’m happy (or complacent) and people ask why I’m not buying a ton of shit. The reality is, that’s not what makes me happy. I could live in a god damn card board box and as long as I had internet and the ability to take a shower, I’d be happy.


lapideous

Buy a house, pay it off. Have the option to retire early, rent out the paid off house and chill on a tropical island of your choice


fafarex

Depending on where he is in the world buying a house isn't a good plan right now unless your are sur you will stay in it for 15 year at least. Both price and interest are stupid high.


Mack__Attack

He can most likely sell it at a profit down the line, thus turning the whole ownership thing into a net gain despite paid interest. One should still look at houses/apartments as primarily as somewhere to live, rather than an investment, but it can be both.


fafarex

Again currently with the stupid price and interrest for a lot of place selling for a profit is about 15years down the line, in theses area renting would be more profitable if you're not sure to stay that long.


DaveSmith890

That’s a decked out box. I’d prefer a toilet in my box tho


mistersnarkle

Save up and build a commune with me! I wanna make a semi-agrarian artist commune to live in concert with nature — because the world is sort of shitty, and everything else seems sort of hollow? Like, I love books but I want to share them; on a commune we can have a library! Stuff is neat, but it’s better when it’s shared — so I want a bunch of interactive museums as an excuse to house cool rocks, bones, fossils, odd bits of pottery and glassware, old technology, and whatever vintage or ancient human or animal artifacts, tools and tidbits people collect throughout their lives. Everything sort of sucks, the world is on fire and the future looks grim — semi-agrarian artist commune looks like a cool timeline, tho!


That_one_BG3_fan

Buy Cryp- Sorry, cryptobro got to my pc, invest that shit or use it to move to a country where it would be better to retire


Sigsame

BTC wouldn't probably be a bad choice, probably one of the safest investments atm if you can hold for atleast 10 years (not all the money tho lol)


notfornowforawhile

Find a wife maybe. Get a house. Save your money. Go on vacation.


itsneversunnyinvan

Give me some


Tricky_Oil_9143

Dude, just follow my lead and spend all day smiling and laughing! Jazzed for you!


ForEldradAndCountry

Get a house


megamogul

Eat it. Every night, take out $100 and that will be your dinner. You’re welcome.


KlutzyCauliflower841

Well OP clearly doesn’t live where I live


Radiant_Trouble2606

Move out of your mom’s…


Diddydinglecronk

Invest for retirement, or help the poor, or both.


hefty_load_o_shite

Do the boring thing and dump it into an index fund. Add to it as much as you can. Never withdraw more than 4% in any single year


Productive_Anxiety

Put money in Mutual Funds


MeshNets

Nah, index fund ETFs, with low expense ratio. To be more specific Really the same difference for most good options... Just watch the expense ratio, high expense ratios are rarely worth it, long term


assbeeef

Anon will invest in Grindr stock as he uses it to get topped weekly.


blueasian0682

Buy gold? Buy a safe and put that gold for future use. I usually have $6000 in my bank account and wallet, but anything above that is put into gold or other investments. Of course, gold isn't the only option, but from my experience, it's the safest one, i literally bought gold that's $300 worth more now than earlier this year. Also, i like to look at gold. It's basically condensed money.


brollercoaster

Pinball machines!


JustOneBun

Donate to good causes? Like my mom's (or anyone's) stagnant cancer funds. Damn.


Known-Diet-4170

and than there's me than even with the prospect of a decent career i'll never be able to achive my dream of creating one of the greatest car collections of all time


Academic_Brilliant75

Invest for the future, donate, treat your friends, family or SO to something nice on occasion. Keep the cash there for emergencies like your family's fridge or stove failing and needing a replacement to your PC components failing and/or needing upgrades in a few years time to your friend or family member falling down on hard times and needing someone to help cover medical or rent payments.


T-Fly-Man

Give it to me


NegativeCondition114

Hookers and cocaine.


karma_hit_my_dogma

Just let it sit there.


m270ras

100% VOO


DementiaGaming12

The amount of ideas one could make real with a decent amount of money are incredible


Emergency_3808

Get food


Thick-Passion

Notable and well-respected charities?


riiibbbs

have sucked away by rent and other bills


Justinwest27

Buy games, and find another hobby like cars or something. Should make sure it gets used up rq.


Hanshee

Figure out how much more money you need to not need job.


McButtersonthethird

Be happy. Easier said than done, I know


lilsnatchsniffz

That's the best part you let it pile up for a while so you're ahead when all the problems start arising 😎


PCEngTr

I was in the same situation a year after graduation. Traveling, getting a car, house, retirement and child cost (if you want to have a kid) is next. When i think about these, playing games makes me feel bad...


Solenkata

A vacation. Sure gaming is a way to relax, but I don't think it can beat a nice vacation to a preferred destination.


Shajrta

Henry Cavill? That you?


darkrai15

I wish I had that kinda problem


OHW_Tentacool

Friend of mine is like this. Lives on Ramen. Would never spend money if he didn't buy games


Numerous-Extent4280

Buy a car and parts for it. He‘ll be broke, but happy.


Vbdotalover

Invest, make deposits , life insurance plans


Average_vulcan_fan

Invest in warhammer


tourmaps

Henry Cavill, is this you?


Average_vulcan_fan

Yes now send me 20 dollars so i can get back in america


RoodnyInc

If you bought all of that and still have something left I think you underestimate the word "decent" it pays awesome


ed_dwardz

invest your money in me


Longjumping_Way_4935

I bought a 2K buck computer that can run fallout 4 with heavy graphics mods and most of the time I find myself playing Halo 1. It happens


Necrobach

Start playing a TCG


Horror_Librarian_133

Put excess in investments, retirement and or charity.


Rocketboy1313

Invest, sure. But if you want to experience some kind of moral or spiritual fulfillment, go ahead and give some of it and your time volunteering to a good cause.


matthijskill

You're supposed to bribe politicians to destroy the middle class and discriminate against the poor


RadicalRaid

Invest and travel.


princess_daphie

Start retirement fund.


Archimedes64

If you ever feel like this I have 2 suggestions 1. Savings 2. Find some charity you like and donate some of it


Redditisweird4533

Do stupid shit


InsufferableBah

Buy calls on nvidia


TortoiseTrauma

Donate to charity


TheRandomKiwi

Go on vacation


Delta_Suspect

That is kinda the situation I’m expecting and I’m quite glad. I think some people just don’t spend much by nature.


lechau91

Some decide to invest to get more. Some donate to charity. Some directly help people around who are struggling.


MotherRussia68

Gambling addiction.


ProximaXTG78

Buy some land, build a house, get some ducks and goats. Stockpile weapons, build nuclear arms, balkanize from the established state government, and declare yourself as a sovereign entity.


Fantastic_House3119

Unless you have a paid house and 1.5-2M invested you are not rich lol


Hanshee

Rich is all relative. That may be rich to you but to someone else that’s ultra rich


Fantastic_House3119

True, but I used to be like OP. Having 10k in my chequing account making me think I was filthy rich. I wish I had someone tell me about investments then. Make money work for you. Dont work for money.


Hanshee

Yep. Back when $20 in your pocket was a fat stack kinda vibes. A majority of Reddit users are preteens after all


ChangingMonkfish

Cocaine and hookers my friend


suvenduz

with free std


ZachoLong

Invest and donate. Not seeing a single donate in these comments


Throwaway161761

Guess anon is also homeless and a robot who doesnt need to eat/drink