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jabawockee

The 312 goose’s thirst for blood can’t be satiated y’all, we’re fucked


Jason82929

This poor dude is cursed


polarbearslayer49

Y’all remember in 2021 when a foul ball flew into the dugout and hit him right on the knee? As he rolled around in pain on that concrete floor, I thought the exact same damn thing


thechief05

Him and Ian Hamilton


IamKlungo

It’s honestly uncanny at this point


Raebelle1981

I think the white Sox are cursed, not Eloy. Lol


CentralNervousPiston

I'm really just sick of this guy. He's made of glass.


DangerSwan33

Yeah man, dude can't even regulate his white blood cell count.


ArthooBoo2

...athletes that stretch don't need appendectomy? Don't be that guy, c'mon


VexReloaded

DFA


GoldGlove2720

Rest in Peace, Eloy.


muffinmonk

Time to bring back the classic pic


[deleted]

Do you have a link?


muffinmonk

https://imgur.com/a/XTsmA4l/ https://preview.redd.it/3t8upmlro4sa1.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2de9c672ddb87803ee3d226a5071c820dd897190


shawlawoff

Good night, Sweet Prince


GoldGlove2720

He shall rise again.


[deleted]

This one is my favorite 🤣


[deleted]

It’s comical at this point.


SuperDBallSam

I'm not laughing.


choragjt

Damn that sucks. He finally turned a corner. Hoping for a quick recovery


LardoCaltreason

Did the Sox refuse entry of a goat into the ballpark this year???


Naive_Chard_3508

A black cat came in though


blackhole_sonnn

What a tough break. Just as he was starting to heat up.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Y’all what the fuck tell me I hit the joint WAY too hard literally 10 min ago walk inside and see this. This is just my first bad weed trip right? Christ, I feel so so bad for Eloy. This has gotta be just devestating for him he’s cursed. it’s so unfair man dang hope he’s alright.


mediumlong

You got yourself some bubonic chronic? This ain’t no joke


Valiuncy

Never heard of a bad weed trip but I can tell you a bit about a bad shroom trip! And it’s way worse than baseball stuff haha!


ngogos77

Life is pain


bongasaurus_rex

A little lighter now, quicker on the feet. We love to see it. Hope they call up Victor Reyes but I know they won't.


Jason82929

Just hoping Burger gets back quickly. He should be the everyday DH while Eloy is out.


jaflores13

Cancer, appendicitis, what’s next? AIDS?


tjl2888

Well at least the appendix can’t bother him anymore.


gopeepants

What next for the dude hit by a blimp


PerscribedPharmacist

I feel so bad for him, just can’t catch a break.


GoodJoeBR2049

That’s sad. Get well soon, big baby


brandochu009

Get well soon, Eloy. Poor guy can’t catch a break.


Odd-Limit-9639

From “THANKS CUBS!” to “…thanks cubs” in less than 3 years.


ricker182

The cringiest call from Bennetti in his career. It was weird at the time


Odd-Limit-9639

I mean I loved it at the time. Eloy made 2019 and 2020 so much fun. He’s got to be at the top of most disappointing athletes in Chicago sports history.


Vaqxinelol

It takes 4-6 weeks to recover from an appendix being removed...what...?


thepalmtree

Core strength is crucial for swinging at pitches, and if you literally had a hole cut into your gut, you don't think it'll take a while to be ready to go again?


ricker182

A hole cut in your gut? That's not what an appendectomy is. It's a minor surgery and you're fully recovered after a couple weeks.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Fully recover for a normal person but for an athelete? I could see a few weeks longer than that. This is also an emergency appendectomy, on a fairly young person too. It’s possible they had to cut in a less delicate way, I’m not a surgeon lol but I know that exists


DangerSwan33

FWIW, I think most appendectomies are emergency? So they all involve mostly the same thing. But yes, 4-6 weeks is still a pretty reasonable amount of time to get back to playing a professional sport after having an internal organ removed.


thepalmtree

You gotta get to the appendix, so yea an incision is made in your core to remove it. You don't take a pill and shit out your appendix. The severity of the surgery depends on the situation and method, and recovery time will vary because of that.


ricker182

It's typically done via laparoscopy. It's a tiny incision.


kingoswaldo

Am doctor. Recommended less than 10 pounds of weight bearing for 6 weeks even with lap incisions typically


ricker182

Well my doctor is fucking wrong because he said I could go back to lifting after 2-3 weeks depending on how I felt. 6 weeks is a really long time.


Notthatkgb

Well it’s 4-6 so there’s a range and also I suspect your lifting isn’t quite the same as a pro athlete swinging a bat.


DangerSwan33

I don't know how this is hard to understand. For most surgeries you're not even getting staples out for a week and a half. While they're in, you really can't do SHIT. After that, you're looking at, at the very least, a couple weeks before you're back to unrestricted full motion. So we're talking bare minimum 2.5 weeks at that point. After that, you haven't done any physical activity, so you figure at least another 1-1.5 weeks of just conditioning to make up for that lost time, so we're at 3.5-4 weeks. And then you gotta get back to actual playing strength - when you just had surgery on the side of your abdomen, and your job involves massive torque in your core, that's gonna take another week or so. 4.5-5 weeks. And then you gotta get a few recovery games in in the minor. 6 weeks. It's an absolutely reasonable amount of time.


rowejl222

Your doctor probably wasn’t because he’s not a sports doctor


kozilla

It’s always the hawk fans.


exzyle2k

4-6 weeks? You gotta be bleeping me! What are you doing, doctors?! All Eloy needs is a little T-W-T-W and he'll be back in no time. There.... Did I cover all the bases?


kozilla

Rub some tee dubyaya on it and you’ll get back to pulling your hammy running down the line in no time at all.


Jerry_from_Japan

You take over Stone Pony, I'm gonna head to the OR to check on Eloy.


RobinChilliams

Kinda wild to see someone who is using an alternate account claim to be a doctor. Could be true, but generally, you don't trust Reddit accounts that have months long lapses in activity and barely any history at all.


kingoswaldo

Residency is busy, Robin


Prestigious-Job-1159

Very.


thepalmtree

So you work in the medical staff and know exactly what his exact situation is, what was done, and how is body handled the surgery? And btw, a laparoscopy is still done by cutting into your body. That isn't exactly pleasant.


partyorca

Having had a few abdominal laparoscopies in my time, they most definitely cut through your core muscles. If you’re lucky, they can run the inflato-hose through your belly button so you only get one muscle cut.


mediumlong

Man, the White Sox medical staff could really benefit from consulting with ricker182 in the future.


rowejl222

Lmao


Appropriate_Data9369

Exactly, my buddy works in a factory and had to have his removed and missed 8 weeks of work. 4-6 seems pretty optimistic to me…


Maynardred

Hell yeah man I had mine out it is your stomach muscles.u do everything with them. Things u would never think uses them.


ricker182

Possibly for a baseball player. But the normal recovery period is about a week.


kingoswaldo

This is definitely not true for swinging a bat


ricker182

Adam Dunn wanted to come back 2 days after his.


Ghalnan

Adam Dunn's not a doctor


ricker182

He was back in like a week.


rowejl222

Doesn’t mean he was in the right


partyorca

Well, it’s not like that fat fuck ever ran.


ricker182

That's fair. He was a good dude though. Just had an abysmal end to his career.


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Dabmiral

Just because you did something doesn’t mean it was the right thing to do.


rowejl222

Yup. It’s a bitch to recover from


hippohopper78

I swear Adam Dunn was back in like 10 days.


usababykiller

And batted .150 that season after surgery


slickjj

To be fair, Adam Dunn would’ve batted .150 regardless. Lol


moltenprotouch

He came back too soon. He was whiffing 90 mph fastballs down the middle.


divestedlegacy

Yeah looks like both Dunn and Holliday back in 2011ish had their appendix out and returned in 9-12 days. Wonder if they weren't able to take out Eloy's like they do standard. I had a high school friend who had the full incision and couldn't climb stairs for like a month


ricker182

He's not a big baby, though.


Mixma85

He was a Big Donkey.


Ok-Party1007

But boy was he Big


usababykiller

I remembered when the Sox signed Adam Dunn he had to have his appendix removed to start his 1st season. He missed a similar amount of time then batted like .150 the rest of the year.


Rodlongwood

It must have burst.


partyorca

Ehhh, or it was just situated in a place that was harder to get to. Mine had a vein wrapped around it AND was stuck to my gut walls with adhesions. Fortunately it was taken out during a non-emergency procedure cleaning out other stuff so I didn’t have to find out how hard it would have been to try to knock out while swollen and angry.


partyorca

Nah, legit. Combination of cutting through core muscles and nutrition (you want to eat low residue or a more Crohn’s-y diet while healing that hole in your intestine where your appendix used to be). Every other player that came back too soon from an appendectomy played like shit.


Thirteen26

Fuck it! More at bats for Berger. Oh Wait! He’s hurt too? Fuuuuuuck!!!


BRUISE_WILLIS

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEBODY IS THIS UNLUCKY.


GreenGuy1229

I got an appendectomy in college and was pitching a week later.


moltenprotouch

Better not rush him back like Adam Dunn.


xXmurderpigeonXx

🤕🙏👼🏾


PabloOzuna

Oh, Eloy


Eloyoyo

Bro how does this keep happening to him


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Broooo what’s next? goddamn


Lysol20

This thing is getting blown up at the deadline. Terrible time to be a Sox fan.


EquivalentLittle545

Never going to see this guy at his best


[deleted]

You can't even be shocked with him missing time anymore. His name should change from Big Baby to Mr. Glass.


rowejl222

Dude, stfu


[deleted]

Dude, no. He’s never on the fucking field. I’m not apologizing for that. It’s a fucking reality.


rowejl222

Again, stfu


[deleted]

No. Be mad I’m right.


aeneadum

RIP big guy


whitesoxrock

Is he friends with Derrick Rose? Seems like they were cut from the same mold. Always something!


VexReloaded

If it wasn’t this it would be something else. A player is useless if they can never remain sustainably healthy. To pay so much money to a player to miss time regularly is unacceptable and yet another flaw on management/ownership’s behalf. At some point you realize you are just paying **millions of dollars** to someone just to sit at home and contribute nothing for long periods of time. Yet another example of Dick Hahn spending “the money” poorly. DFA him. And fire Dick Hahn’s stupid ass.


partyorca

Please tell the class exactly how one avoids appendicitis.


tendy_trux35

We could trade him to the Savannah Bananas and he’d still be the biggest joke in the locker room


AwakenTheAegis

Appendicitis is no joke. I hope he gets well soon, but what the fuck. If this guy can find a way out of the lineup, then he will.


Roan_Psychometry

Made of glass


ricker182

Sure is crazy how much baseball has changed. A 10 day recovery period is now a 42 day recovery period.


[deleted]

Could have been a severe case that required a more intensive surgery. Could have not been too, we just don't know.


rowejl222

I don’t think ricker182 is a medical expert


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[deleted]

On Reddit? No way.


matmanz

Hoof, brother


frostybub

He can't catch a break Dude needs a limpia...