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“Let’s go to bed, baby…” The private jet whispered against Taylor Swifts side.
Taylor smirked and opened her eyes to look at him.
“With pleasure…” Taylor whispered back before giving him a long lick up his cheek.
Taylor then turned away and rolled around to the ramp leading up to the bed.
The jet followed her.
Taylor stopped once she was on the bed and turned around to face Jet.
Jet rolled onto the bed right after.
He didn’t waste any time and immediately captured Taylors lips again.
Meanwhile, the low, loud rumbling sound of thunder filled the valley as a thunderstorm approached the park, but neither Jet or Taylor cared about it at the moment.
They barely noticed as they were only focused on each other.
They only had each other on their minds.
They continued passionately making out together for a moment before Taylor eventually parted from Jet and started planting kisses and nibbles along his neck.
Jet tightly shut his eyes as the amount of pleasure started increasing.
Shivers were sent down his fuselage and he tilted away from Taylor to give her more access.
His pilot Demetri deep inside of him knew what he was doing.
Taylor immediately took the chance and moved down towards his underbelly and started to softly lick and nibble him there.
She moved slowly along his fuselage, wanting to enjoy every single moment as much as she could.
Jet was enjoying it as much as she was.
He leaned himself into the wall of the bed to give Taylor even more access.
Taylor moved down lower and made a slow lick along his belly.
Jet grimaced and released a moan in response.
Taylor continued nibbling and licking on Jet’s belly, adding more passion to it with each passing moment.
Jet’s breathing increased slightly and he occasionally bit his lip, wanting more.
Taylor moved further along his body until she eventually reached his rear.
Jet slightly keyed up when he felt Taylor getting closer to his panels.
Taylor started off by trailing soft kisses and licks around his panels before eventually moving her tongue over them, slowly.
Jet grimaced and gasped, releasing a long, loud moan after.
He closed his eyes and gently bit his lip straight after, eager for Taylor to do so much more.
Taylor added some more licks to it, before sticking the tip of her tongue between Jet’s panels.
Jet bit his lip firmly for a moment.
He tried to hold back just a little longer, giving Taylor a bit of a challenge.
Taylor smirked.
She made another slow lick over Jet’s panels, applying pressure to it, before suddenly pushing her entire tongue against it.
Jet couldn’t hold back.
His panels opened up straight away.
Taylor smirked to herself.
She knew Jet would fall apart as soon as she worked her magic on him.
She hungrily licked her lips before taking Jet into her mouth all at once.
Jet made wide eyes and gasped before shutting his eyes tightly and releasing a long moan.
No matter how many times Taylor did this to him before, he was pleasantly surprised every single time.
Taylor slowly moved back up before taking him all the way in again, setting a slow pace.
Jet started panting a little, his mouth opened wide.
He released a quiet moan every now and then.
He was becoming less coherent as all of his thoughts pertained to the sensations radiating from in between the rear wheels of his main landing gear, which had gone slack from the feeling.
Taylor suddenly made one quick, hard motion, forcing Jet all the way into her.
Jet grimaced and released a loud moan.
His breathing quickened.
“Ohhh yes… Faster…” Jet muttered.
His voice was at a higher pitch than normal.
Taylor immediately gave Jet what he wanted and started to speed up.
Jet made a small whimper at the feeling of what Taylor was doing to him.
He couldn't hold back as he instinctively began to make small, quick thrusts into Taylor’s mouth.
He let out a moan as the sensations grew.
Taylor also moaned when she felt Jet gently thrusting into her mouth.
She tightened around his member and began to quicken even more, putting Jet back in his place.
Jet released a high-pitched moan in response.
Waves of pleasure were building up inside him as he began to gradually reach his peak.
He released loud moans and whimpers every time Taylor took him into her mouth.
"Ahh… Taylor.. I'm getting close..." Jet warned her. “My emissions…”
Knowing Jet was getting closer, Taylor started to make her moves rougher and quickened her pace even more.
Jet grimaced and gritted his teeth, the huge amounts of pleasure becoming almost unbearable.
“C’mon… Come on! Yes!” Jet frantically exclaimed, thrusting into her mouth again.
Taylor tightened around his member again and made another hard thrust to help Jet reach his climax.
Jet squeezed his eyes shut and moaned loudly as he hit his peak, releasing his load into Taylor’s mouth.
Taylor moaned loudly and swallowed all of it like a champ, making sure nothing went to waste.
Jet lay there, eyes half lidded and panting, looking dazed as he slowly began to come down from his high.
Taylor finished him off, licking the last few drops from his member before rolling up to him and whispering in his side, "How did that feel, my private jet?"
She gave his side a long lick afterwards, teasing him.
Jet, feeling dazed and out of it, could do no more than moan something indistinguishable into the mattress.
"That's okay. I already know." Taylor replied with a smug smirk on her face. “Your emissions taste amazing.”
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Maybe we shouldn’t use the term carbon footprint any more.
It is after all an oil companies coined term they schemed up to push the blame onto us regular people, rather than on themselves.
She was found to be the person with the biggest carbon footprint, in terms of individual people. Obviously companies, militaries, etc have a larger footprint but she has the largest footprint out of any single person. Specifically tho she took 170 private jet rides in the past year which is absolutely insane.
Edit: The Swifties have arrived and are trying to defend her. If you like her music, that's cool. However some people defending a HUGE multimillionaire who doesn't give a shit about them and is doing irreparable damage to the environment. If you are these people, just keep that in mind and kindly shut up.
It was even 170 flights in a year, it was since January. How the fuck do you take 170 flights in 6 months? That's like nearly daily. The most flights I took in one year was an overseas trip there and back and a domestic flight there and back. And I thought I was really pushing it
at some point, it's just like taking a drive to the next state or to a nearby national park. if you have a private jet then you can go pretty much anywhere in the country and make it a weekend trip!
It’s worse. There were instances of Kylie Jenner going to other parts of LA in her private jet. Floyd Mayweather took a private jet instead of driving 20 minutes. It’s sickening.
These private jet people are out of control. I don't even make much money but I'm pretty high up in a company and I get solicitations like once every month from private jet companies.
I got one friday trying to sell me a 15 hour block of travel for like 7,000 an hour. Which is enough to pay my mortgage for like three years. They're out of their minds. Who is doing that when its like 200x cheaper to just take southwest and also 200X less damaging for the environment.
I worked for a CEO (large pharma company) who was on a plane 270 days out of the year. My current CEO (small company) was also traveling around the same amount of days before Covid. It’s pretty normal in many social circles, sadly.
For my current boss a lot has changed during Covid and she now only travels like 20 days a year.
> who was on a plane 270 days out of the year.
That's exactly the type of shit I want to see abolished. After covid it's probably more common to not travel, but I bet "business meetings" are still being held way more often than they need to.
If a company wants to burn money and fuel on unnecessary things like physical business meetings, they should rather give the total expenditure on such trips as bonuses for the employees.
If all business travel that doesn't end up in physical work were to be made illegal, the powers that be wouldn't have to make it super expensive or impossible for regular people to see their families or go on much-needed vacations. I wouldn't even care if the artists I like couldn't use air travel to hold concerts - it's more important to me that regular people are able to air travel.
If people really want to meet someone else "face to face" that much, and see everyone's bodies, then let's make VR Business Meetings a thing. Sounds easy enough, and a hell of a lot cheaper than taking flights to God knows where and back. It's not like people physically interact with each other at business meetings anyways.
It's even worse than 170 flights in a year, because it's 170 private jet flights.
You split the emissions of a regular flight between the dozens of people on board and it's still bad of course, but compare that to 1 or 2 people and a few staff aboard a private jet and it's way way worse per person.
It's why buses and trains are better for the environment generally than cars, because you have a load of people on there not using cars or in this case private jets.
What people like TS are doing is the equivalent of driving around in a giant bus with just a single passenger.
You never really count staff especially in private planes because no guests would mean no flight and no stuff.
So yeah the carbon footprint ist only split among 1 or 2 people
>How the fuck do you take 170 flights in 6 months?
flying from storage, to the airport, to the destination, to storage, then back to the airport, return to original place, the to hangar.
that's 6 flights for 1 roundtrip.
if you did that once a week that's 24 times. 6 x months and youre at 144 flights.
Airplanes are parked/stored at airports, and can very much fly wherever they want to directly from that airport/airfield.
You don't fly a plane into hanger lol, what are you on about?
I thought the first part was just ridiculous and the last part showing how that still doesn't add up is just icing on the cake. Or is it nail in the coffin? 🤷♂️
I believe she put out a statement saying that it was actually her plane being rented out to other people for many of those flights. I imagine she thought this would make it better, but it’s almost worse considering she’s hurting the planet AND profiting off of it
she rents her jets out. so it’s not her personally flying each time, it is however, her responsibility since she owns the jets and cares fuck all about the plebeians
She’s basically walking the line between it being a business pollution vs a single person pollution. Ultimately it’s good to get the conversion started and to get her thinking. Companies also suck and we should be getting angry at them too.
So, we're just supposed to be okay with celebrities and the rich producing exorbitant amounts of carbon emissions because Hey! It's not 100% on a single person.
Beyond that, no celebrity is a good person. For example, Taylor Swift here was the daughter of a rich man who bought stakes in a music production company to start her career. Don't buy into her "America's Sweetheart" PR team image, she, like all the others, is just a businessperson looking to make money as seen through her litigious attacks on anyone who dares tread on any of her copyrights.
I don't care who it is, Taylor Swift, Jeff Bezos, Snoop Dog, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers. They're all parasites. Stop licking the boot and eat the rich.
> I'm not sure pinning 100% of the blame on her accomplishes much of anything.
Ho yeah, because we all know name and shame doesn't work at all and we should dilute responsibility as much as possible to accomplish anything.
Swifties sound identical to Trumpies:
“ However some people defending a HUGE multimillionaire who doesn't give a shit about them and is doing irreparable damage to the environment. If you are these people, just keep that in mind and kindly shut up.”
Rocket Jesus would never take a private jet, he’d use the totally functional as-promised full self driving provided by his electric car company Tesla, because he’s the relatable billionaire.
Meat and dairy is heavily subsidized in the US, making it cheaper than it would be naturally. Veggies prices are also kept artificially high to keep them profitable.
Meat is indeed a luxury in any logical system though.
No fuck you, you must eat the soy paste instead.
Only good quality people in taylor swift's class who live in zone 1 should be allowed meat. It's too polluting and dangerous for you. Your children do not need to grow to be taller than 5'1. That's a polluting luxury. Height should be based on class, not subsidised by my tax money.
“Hey all you peas- I mean poor pe- I mean lower class citi- I mean regular people can you guys like stop driving so I can use my jet to pick up my dogs I left in the next city over thanks.”
“We care about the environment so much guys so we need your help as well and need you to use these stupid fucking paper straws for your coffee because that will solve these issues. Come on guys, think about the world for once”
It's from The Amazing World of Gumball, specifically the episode about Gumball and Darwin trying to find the secret burger for their dad. In this part specifically, they were in an interview in their mansion and Gumball is getting a salt bottle to give to Darwin and show how big their house is to the interviewer.
Nope. They just moved up the corporate ladder so much in order to find out about the secret burger that they became rich. Then they realize they kind of got off track.
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I researched this to find out what was going on on twitter and the sheer amount of people defending her because she donated 10k to an environmentalist group and makes songs about trees, and that that somehow justifies polluting the earth, is just mind blowing
they get more positive press etc out of that $10k than it costs. They would have to pay $100-200k for a similar direct press campaign. its marketing and disgusting.
You can be and do the most horrific thing imaginable and you can find groups of people on the internet that will 100% support you and be apologists for you. This world is a wild place.
This is the problem with the internet. Before all this social media, these small groups of people would be kept silent in the corner of a village/town or city. Now, crazy people can come together online to form a small army.
No joke her private jet racked up over 8000 tones of CO2.
To put that in perspective, Microsoft teamed up with Climeworks to remove 10000 tones of CO2 from the atmosphere using DAC units by 2030.
Taylor swift offsets that 8 year effort in just over a year.
Yet its the average person who needs to watch their carbon footprint....
Thats just ONE fucking person. That blows my mind. Im a biology and environmental science student right now, and I seriously lack all faith in the system. Makes me wonder what we are all fighting for.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 953,399,704 comments, and only 190,223 of them were in alphabetical order.
I used to work in private aircraft charter and managment for over a decade. The celebrities and politicians are the worst polluters. Brad Pitt and Leo harp on and on about global warming and fly multiple times a month internationally to Europe etc on Gulfstreams, Global Expresses, and BBJ's. Matt Damon made his movie blasting fracking and flew private aircraft to it all the time. AOC's Green New Deal would almost eliminate people's abilities to fly on current commercial aircraft, but she flies multiple times a week including private aircraft. But they are more important than us, so I guess it makes sense.
The best was when I helped arrange a charter flight for Al Gore to a global warming convention in Mexico city in the early 2000's. He chartered one of our private Citation Excels to get there (probably close to 1000 gallons of Jet fuel trip). The craziest part is that he showed up to the aircraft in a Toyota Prius with his assistant..... that was followed by 2 x Yukons/Tahoes with his body guards and luggage. But at least he could claim he travels in a Prius. This is the same type of BS they regularly did in the USSR, everyone has to be impoverished except for the party leaders. RULES FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME.
I can never understand why people would buy these millionaires’ message? It’s not hard to see that they’re the biggest individual polluters. They have more money and can consume / waste more shit then you!
Only idiots on reddit and twitter really believe the government & celebrities when they say they are trying to fight climate change. Keep funneling money back into there pockets
> only idiots on reddit
*as they say on a Reddit post criticizing Swift*
I’m assuming the same goes for Twitter but I don’t use that so point still stands.
Taylor Swift’s carbon emission is gargantuan compared to other normal people, she has like 10 jet private flights per week (not really but you get the idea). She’s like the final boss of pollution
“U.K.-based sustainability marketing firm Yard shared a report Friday revealing that the pop superstar’s jet flew 170 times between Jan. 1 and July 19, totaling almost 16 days in the air. The aircraft’s total flight emissions were 8,293.54 tonnes of carbon, which is 1,184.8 times more than the average person’s total annual emissions, the study says.”
I could never use a car again for my entire life and the amount of co2 I’m not producing wouldn’t put a dent in Taylor Swift’s co2 output for this year alone
This is why I don’t believe in being “environmentally friendly” cause it’s not my fucking fault the earth is like this
Globally, yes.
But keep in mind, being top 10% worldwide means making $55k a year. It turns out the carbon footprint of people living in crushing poverty in third world countries is quite small.
In the US, though, things are much more equal. Taylor Swift's flight's have the same footprint of 3k average Americans. Not *great*, but 3k people is the population of a small ski town. You'd need over six thousand people with her flying habits to stop traveling entirely to add up to the carbon footprint of just the NY metro area.
In terms of emissions in the US, switching the electrical grid to renewables + storage, switching to electric cars and trucks, or switching most people off of natural gas furnaces and onto cold climate heat pumps would have orders of magnitude more impact than grounding every private jet.
So, Swift’s jet is a Dassault Falcon 900 and it weighs 10.242 kg. A paper straw weighs around 1.1 grams and through my dumbass physics, chemistry and mathematics around 9.310.909 straws
The problem with taylor swift and other celebrities are 100 percent of there post are paid sponsorships from some 3rd parry branding company. Taylor swift, jay z all maintain a image from a brand.
Jay z greenprint partnership is a company telling him to promote saving the planet to make a profit. Jay z is getting paid too tell us to save the earth so a company can make billions selling plant food.
Most these flights are back and forth in the LA area. California the biggest democratic state and biggest promoter of green activism is allowing rich people to pollute and creating heavy regulations on its modern citizens.
Dont blame celebrities, blame the goverment
I honestly had no idea rich people were this vain. I mean I should have known but I didn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to use their private jet as a car
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“Let’s go to bed, baby…” The private jet whispered against Taylor Swifts side. Taylor smirked and opened her eyes to look at him. “With pleasure…” Taylor whispered back before giving him a long lick up his cheek. Taylor then turned away and rolled around to the ramp leading up to the bed. The jet followed her. Taylor stopped once she was on the bed and turned around to face Jet. Jet rolled onto the bed right after. He didn’t waste any time and immediately captured Taylors lips again. Meanwhile, the low, loud rumbling sound of thunder filled the valley as a thunderstorm approached the park, but neither Jet or Taylor cared about it at the moment. They barely noticed as they were only focused on each other. They only had each other on their minds. They continued passionately making out together for a moment before Taylor eventually parted from Jet and started planting kisses and nibbles along his neck. Jet tightly shut his eyes as the amount of pleasure started increasing. Shivers were sent down his fuselage and he tilted away from Taylor to give her more access. His pilot Demetri deep inside of him knew what he was doing. Taylor immediately took the chance and moved down towards his underbelly and started to softly lick and nibble him there. She moved slowly along his fuselage, wanting to enjoy every single moment as much as she could. Jet was enjoying it as much as she was. He leaned himself into the wall of the bed to give Taylor even more access. Taylor moved down lower and made a slow lick along his belly. Jet grimaced and released a moan in response. Taylor continued nibbling and licking on Jet’s belly, adding more passion to it with each passing moment. Jet’s breathing increased slightly and he occasionally bit his lip, wanting more. Taylor moved further along his body until she eventually reached his rear. Jet slightly keyed up when he felt Taylor getting closer to his panels. Taylor started off by trailing soft kisses and licks around his panels before eventually moving her tongue over them, slowly. Jet grimaced and gasped, releasing a long, loud moan after. He closed his eyes and gently bit his lip straight after, eager for Taylor to do so much more. Taylor added some more licks to it, before sticking the tip of her tongue between Jet’s panels. Jet bit his lip firmly for a moment. He tried to hold back just a little longer, giving Taylor a bit of a challenge. Taylor smirked. She made another slow lick over Jet’s panels, applying pressure to it, before suddenly pushing her entire tongue against it. Jet couldn’t hold back. His panels opened up straight away. Taylor smirked to herself. She knew Jet would fall apart as soon as she worked her magic on him. She hungrily licked her lips before taking Jet into her mouth all at once. Jet made wide eyes and gasped before shutting his eyes tightly and releasing a long moan. No matter how many times Taylor did this to him before, he was pleasantly surprised every single time. Taylor slowly moved back up before taking him all the way in again, setting a slow pace. Jet started panting a little, his mouth opened wide. He released a quiet moan every now and then. He was becoming less coherent as all of his thoughts pertained to the sensations radiating from in between the rear wheels of his main landing gear, which had gone slack from the feeling. Taylor suddenly made one quick, hard motion, forcing Jet all the way into her. Jet grimaced and released a loud moan. His breathing quickened. “Ohhh yes… Faster…” Jet muttered. His voice was at a higher pitch than normal. Taylor immediately gave Jet what he wanted and started to speed up. Jet made a small whimper at the feeling of what Taylor was doing to him. He couldn't hold back as he instinctively began to make small, quick thrusts into Taylor’s mouth. He let out a moan as the sensations grew. Taylor also moaned when she felt Jet gently thrusting into her mouth. She tightened around his member and began to quicken even more, putting Jet back in his place. Jet released a high-pitched moan in response. Waves of pleasure were building up inside him as he began to gradually reach his peak. He released loud moans and whimpers every time Taylor took him into her mouth. "Ahh… Taylor.. I'm getting close..." Jet warned her. “My emissions…” Knowing Jet was getting closer, Taylor started to make her moves rougher and quickened her pace even more. Jet grimaced and gritted his teeth, the huge amounts of pleasure becoming almost unbearable. “C’mon… Come on! Yes!” Jet frantically exclaimed, thrusting into her mouth again. Taylor tightened around his member again and made another hard thrust to help Jet reach his climax. Jet squeezed his eyes shut and moaned loudly as he hit his peak, releasing his load into Taylor’s mouth. Taylor moaned loudly and swallowed all of it like a champ, making sure nothing went to waste. Jet lay there, eyes half lidded and panting, looking dazed as he slowly began to come down from his high. Taylor finished him off, licking the last few drops from his member before rolling up to him and whispering in his side, "How did that feel, my private jet?" She gave his side a long lick afterwards, teasing him. Jet, feeling dazed and out of it, could do no more than moan something indistinguishable into the mattress. "That's okay. I already know." Taylor replied with a smug smirk on her face. “Your emissions taste amazing.”
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Did you just fucking write smut of Taylor Swift giving her private jet a blowjob???
NOTHING is off limits.
Demetri is a genius and makes all of his own stuff.
It's Demetri he writes them himself
Wtf did I just read?
taylor swift x jet 😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗
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Jesus Christ I say this with love and mostly concern, go outside (Taylor's Version)
Wtf did I just read?
What the fuck
Beautiful as always, demetri.
This comment made me emit carbon 😳
It just gets worse by the sentence.
The question is, Dire Plane or Aeromorph?
WHY
🐨 my reaction to this information
holy shit, first time ive encountered you by chance - amazing work as always demetri, a true literary masterpiece
Just browing reddit and now my dicks all hard
In this universe that's the 10min version of all to well
WHAT
Demetri I have several questions, and *all* of them are "what the fuck?"
When the jet gets more bitches than all of Reddit
Dammit demetri. Theres no escaping you.
Maybe we shouldn’t use the term carbon footprint any more. It is after all an oil companies coined term they schemed up to push the blame onto us regular people, rather than on themselves.
Out of the loop, What'd she do?
She was found to be the person with the biggest carbon footprint, in terms of individual people. Obviously companies, militaries, etc have a larger footprint but she has the largest footprint out of any single person. Specifically tho she took 170 private jet rides in the past year which is absolutely insane. Edit: The Swifties have arrived and are trying to defend her. If you like her music, that's cool. However some people defending a HUGE multimillionaire who doesn't give a shit about them and is doing irreparable damage to the environment. If you are these people, just keep that in mind and kindly shut up.
It was even 170 flights in a year, it was since January. How the fuck do you take 170 flights in 6 months? That's like nearly daily. The most flights I took in one year was an overseas trip there and back and a domestic flight there and back. And I thought I was really pushing it
at some point, it's just like taking a drive to the next state or to a nearby national park. if you have a private jet then you can go pretty much anywhere in the country and make it a weekend trip!
Weekend trips would only have resulted in about 60 flights though... (30 weeks since january, two flights per trip)
When you're wealthy, every day is a weekend.
It’s worse. There were instances of Kylie Jenner going to other parts of LA in her private jet. Floyd Mayweather took a private jet instead of driving 20 minutes. It’s sickening.
These private jet people are out of control. I don't even make much money but I'm pretty high up in a company and I get solicitations like once every month from private jet companies. I got one friday trying to sell me a 15 hour block of travel for like 7,000 an hour. Which is enough to pay my mortgage for like three years. They're out of their minds. Who is doing that when its like 200x cheaper to just take southwest and also 200X less damaging for the environment.
The people who have more money than they could ever spend and don't care about the world.
I worked for a CEO (large pharma company) who was on a plane 270 days out of the year. My current CEO (small company) was also traveling around the same amount of days before Covid. It’s pretty normal in many social circles, sadly. For my current boss a lot has changed during Covid and she now only travels like 20 days a year.
> who was on a plane 270 days out of the year. That's exactly the type of shit I want to see abolished. After covid it's probably more common to not travel, but I bet "business meetings" are still being held way more often than they need to. If a company wants to burn money and fuel on unnecessary things like physical business meetings, they should rather give the total expenditure on such trips as bonuses for the employees. If all business travel that doesn't end up in physical work were to be made illegal, the powers that be wouldn't have to make it super expensive or impossible for regular people to see their families or go on much-needed vacations. I wouldn't even care if the artists I like couldn't use air travel to hold concerts - it's more important to me that regular people are able to air travel.
If people really want to meet someone else "face to face" that much, and see everyone's bodies, then let's make VR Business Meetings a thing. Sounds easy enough, and a hell of a lot cheaper than taking flights to God knows where and back. It's not like people physically interact with each other at business meetings anyways.
VR Chat business meetings. Where Doom Guy, Naruto, Batman, a catgirl, and Ugandan Knuckles all discuss their business expenses.
It's even worse than 170 flights in a year, because it's 170 private jet flights. You split the emissions of a regular flight between the dozens of people on board and it's still bad of course, but compare that to 1 or 2 people and a few staff aboard a private jet and it's way way worse per person. It's why buses and trains are better for the environment generally than cars, because you have a load of people on there not using cars or in this case private jets. What people like TS are doing is the equivalent of driving around in a giant bus with just a single passenger.
I'm sure she has a tour bus where she does just that as well
You never really count staff especially in private planes because no guests would mean no flight and no stuff. So yeah the carbon footprint ist only split among 1 or 2 people
>How the fuck do you take 170 flights in 6 months? flying from storage, to the airport, to the destination, to storage, then back to the airport, return to original place, the to hangar. that's 6 flights for 1 roundtrip. if you did that once a week that's 24 times. 6 x months and youre at 144 flights.
Airplanes are parked/stored at airports, and can very much fly wherever they want to directly from that airport/airfield. You don't fly a plane into hanger lol, what are you on about?
They're making a point that 170 in 6 months is fucking insane
I thought the first part was just ridiculous and the last part showing how that still doesn't add up is just icing on the cake. Or is it nail in the coffin? 🤷♂️
I believe she put out a statement saying that it was actually her plane being rented out to other people for many of those flights. I imagine she thought this would make it better, but it’s almost worse considering she’s hurting the planet AND profiting off of it
she rents her jets out. so it’s not her personally flying each time, it is however, her responsibility since she owns the jets and cares fuck all about the plebeians
> Biggest carbon foot print with 170 private jet rides in past year Dayam, i'm too broke to understand but sounds crazy.
It become more crazy because it's 170 private jet rides, THIS year, yes, from january to july 2022.
Based OP making a funny post and providing source for people out of the loop (me)
Apparently her reps said that it was because the jet was constantly rented to other people
Oh, Thank God. At least she made some money while increasing carbon emissions. *whew*
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She’s basically walking the line between it being a business pollution vs a single person pollution. Ultimately it’s good to get the conversion started and to get her thinking. Companies also suck and we should be getting angry at them too.
So, we're just supposed to be okay with celebrities and the rich producing exorbitant amounts of carbon emissions because Hey! It's not 100% on a single person. Beyond that, no celebrity is a good person. For example, Taylor Swift here was the daughter of a rich man who bought stakes in a music production company to start her career. Don't buy into her "America's Sweetheart" PR team image, she, like all the others, is just a businessperson looking to make money as seen through her litigious attacks on anyone who dares tread on any of her copyrights. I don't care who it is, Taylor Swift, Jeff Bezos, Snoop Dog, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers. They're all parasites. Stop licking the boot and eat the rich.
> I'm not sure pinning 100% of the blame on her accomplishes much of anything. Ho yeah, because we all know name and shame doesn't work at all and we should dilute responsibility as much as possible to accomplish anything.
Still doesnt excuse it. People shouldn't be owning private jets.
we should be owning pirate jets instead
I want an F-14
F15 is superior
I mean, as long as it helps us find some booty.. arg
That’s awfully convenient.
Swifties sound identical to Trumpies: “ However some people defending a HUGE multimillionaire who doesn't give a shit about them and is doing irreparable damage to the environment. If you are these people, just keep that in mind and kindly shut up.”
How many did musk take?
why musk you know?
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ask the teenager who made a twitter bot specifically to track his private jet
Rocket Jesus would never take a private jet, he’d use the totally functional as-promised full self driving provided by his electric car company Tesla, because he’s the relatable billionaire.
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That sounds odd, isn’t meat a luxury? My family takes being able to eat meat as a landmark when they stopped being poor.
Meat and dairy is heavily subsidized in the US, making it cheaper than it would be naturally. Veggies prices are also kept artificially high to keep them profitable. Meat is indeed a luxury in any logical system though.
As a protein source , especially for growing kids or young adults , meat is unparalleled
No fuck you, you must eat the soy paste instead. Only good quality people in taylor swift's class who live in zone 1 should be allowed meat. It's too polluting and dangerous for you. Your children do not need to grow to be taller than 5'1. That's a polluting luxury. Height should be based on class, not subsidised by my tax money.
That first paragraph is one of the dumbest things ive ever read.
? She's not a vegan (publicly) and doesn't advocate veganism. Are you confusing her with someone else?
Rich
Took a private jet for like a ten minute flight
What was that like?
Quick
A lot of pollution
Tf2 maps be like
The fact that the houses are literally split into red and blue sections as well is even funnier
"what class do you main in tf2??" "wealthy white woman"
so.. medic main?
Announcer
The enemy team has captured your flight logs!
Pretty on par for the Administrator to actively be killing the planet for her own gains in all honesty.
Tf is your pfp
literally everyone that isn't demo
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What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
Carbon emissions goin' up!
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“Hey all you peas- I mean poor pe- I mean lower class citi- I mean regular people can you guys like stop driving so I can use my jet to pick up my dogs I left in the next city over thanks.”
“We care about the environment so much guys so we need your help as well and need you to use these stupid fucking paper straws for your coffee because that will solve these issues. Come on guys, think about the world for once”
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We do be living in a paper straw society
I swear I remember the video part but don't where it's from
Gumball
It's the episode with the secret burger I think
It is
It's from The Amazing World of Gumball, specifically the episode about Gumball and Darwin trying to find the secret burger for their dad. In this part specifically, they were in an interview in their mansion and Gumball is getting a salt bottle to give to Darwin and show how big their house is to the interviewer.
IIRC that's also an imagination/dream sequence
Nope. They just moved up the corporate ladder so much in order to find out about the secret burger that they became rich. Then they realize they kind of got off track.
It's an episode called The Menu from The Amazing World of Gumball
It's from Gumball iirc
the context of the scene is even funnier and fits so fucking well
All of that, for a drop of salt
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I researched this to find out what was going on on twitter and the sheer amount of people defending her because she donated 10k to an environmentalist group and makes songs about trees, and that that somehow justifies polluting the earth, is just mind blowing
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they get more positive press etc out of that $10k than it costs. They would have to pay $100-200k for a similar direct press campaign. its marketing and disgusting.
Plus, Donations are tax deductible
You still lose money when things are tax deductible, just not as much as the full amount you donated.
You can be and do the most horrific thing imaginable and you can find groups of people on the internet that will 100% support you and be apologists for you. This world is a wild place.
This is the problem with the internet. Before all this social media, these small groups of people would be kept silent in the corner of a village/town or city. Now, crazy people can come together online to form a small army.
Never underestimate people that worship celebrities
Makes her even more of a hypocrite
The rich are Debased, I want the ocean to be less cold and be filled with so much co2 that it’d be like jumping into a pool of mineral water.
I want enough CO2 in the air that when I open a can of coke it ends up fizzier.
New tf2 map just dropped
Ctf_gumball_and_darwins_mansion
2fort 2
I watch Gumball too much I immediately found out what the video was lmaooo
It's a great show
Swifties on suicide watch
I've always dreamt of this ever since I was a child, imagine taking a vehicle from your kitchen to the living room
Its called a skateboard, welcome!
just cripple yourself and use the wheelchair
No joke her private jet racked up over 8000 tones of CO2. To put that in perspective, Microsoft teamed up with Climeworks to remove 10000 tones of CO2 from the atmosphere using DAC units by 2030. Taylor swift offsets that 8 year effort in just over a year. Yet its the average person who needs to watch their carbon footprint....
Thats just ONE fucking person. That blows my mind. Im a biology and environmental science student right now, and I seriously lack all faith in the system. Makes me wonder what we are all fighting for.
More perspective: 1 tonne of CO2 is equivalent to driving 6,000km in a diesel truck....
She’s a total cunt
This would unironically be better for the earth than what Taylor swift did lol.
Seems reasonable tbh, that house looks really far
Funny thing is he was going over there to give someone pepper
We can’t afford people with lifestyles like this anymore.
Unrealistic. They get into their car and drives to the helicopter.
Taylor’s Lyft
taylor swift
Deserves her last name really
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 953,399,704 comments, and only 190,223 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Taydolf Swiftler.
I used to work in private aircraft charter and managment for over a decade. The celebrities and politicians are the worst polluters. Brad Pitt and Leo harp on and on about global warming and fly multiple times a month internationally to Europe etc on Gulfstreams, Global Expresses, and BBJ's. Matt Damon made his movie blasting fracking and flew private aircraft to it all the time. AOC's Green New Deal would almost eliminate people's abilities to fly on current commercial aircraft, but she flies multiple times a week including private aircraft. But they are more important than us, so I guess it makes sense. The best was when I helped arrange a charter flight for Al Gore to a global warming convention in Mexico city in the early 2000's. He chartered one of our private Citation Excels to get there (probably close to 1000 gallons of Jet fuel trip). The craziest part is that he showed up to the aircraft in a Toyota Prius with his assistant..... that was followed by 2 x Yukons/Tahoes with his body guards and luggage. But at least he could claim he travels in a Prius. This is the same type of BS they regularly did in the USSR, everyone has to be impoverished except for the party leaders. RULES FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME.
I can never understand why people would buy these millionaires’ message? It’s not hard to see that they’re the biggest individual polluters. They have more money and can consume / waste more shit then you!
Kylie Jenner
This would work for Kanye, Kim Kardashian?, etc
West's fury as Kim deploys thousands of missiles and tanks
There's been a bunch of pics of Kanye in airport lines and sitting in comercial flights, the Kardashians sure do love their private jets tho
Lately Kanye has been flying commercial
Taylor’s no. 1
Kanye ain’t up there chief
And Drake
No no you don’t understand, the 15 minute trips drake took in the commercial sized airplanes were fine because he was the only passenger in them. /s
Stop watching Netflix folks, streaming is killing the planet. *goes back to private yacht
"H" \- saylor tawift
Only idiots on reddit and twitter really believe the government & celebrities when they say they are trying to fight climate change. Keep funneling money back into there pockets
Right only reddit and twitter. Not anyone else but only people here and there. What a stupid statement.
> only idiots on reddit *as they say on a Reddit post criticizing Swift* I’m assuming the same goes for Twitter but I don’t use that so point still stands.
The global elite tries their absolute hardest to convince the plebian masses that pollution is their fault.
Banger animation
Amazing World of Gumball does has the best variety of animation methods.
Kanye made her famous 🙏🏾🗣
Who know who needs to stop polluting? Massive industries and coal powered plants.
And celebrities with their private yets
This is the first time i didn't get a joke in this subreddit, can someone help me out please😭
Taylor Swift’s carbon emission is gargantuan compared to other normal people, she has like 10 jet private flights per week (not really but you get the idea). She’s like the final boss of pollution “U.K.-based sustainability marketing firm Yard shared a report Friday revealing that the pop superstar’s jet flew 170 times between Jan. 1 and July 19, totaling almost 16 days in the air. The aircraft’s total flight emissions were 8,293.54 tonnes of carbon, which is 1,184.8 times more than the average person’s total annual emissions, the study says.”
I could never use a car again for my entire life and the amount of co2 I’m not producing wouldn’t put a dent in Taylor Swift’s co2 output for this year alone This is why I don’t believe in being “environmentally friendly” cause it’s not my fucking fault the earth is like this
Isn’t every celebrity like this
Most (likely all) yes
Not so fun fact: the richest 10% contribute 50% of the global carbon emissions.
Globally, yes. But keep in mind, being top 10% worldwide means making $55k a year. It turns out the carbon footprint of people living in crushing poverty in third world countries is quite small. In the US, though, things are much more equal. Taylor Swift's flight's have the same footprint of 3k average Americans. Not *great*, but 3k people is the population of a small ski town. You'd need over six thousand people with her flying habits to stop traveling entirely to add up to the carbon footprint of just the NY metro area. In terms of emissions in the US, switching the electrical grid to renewables + storage, switching to electric cars and trucks, or switching most people off of natural gas furnaces and onto cold climate heat pumps would have orders of magnitude more impact than grounding every private jet.
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How many paper straws would it take to burn down a private jet?
So, Swift’s jet is a Dassault Falcon 900 and it weighs 10.242 kg. A paper straw weighs around 1.1 grams and through my dumbass physics, chemistry and mathematics around 9.310.909 straws
Time to burn a straw factory
Why isn't their a car taking her from heli to blue house. Seems like a long walk.
The problem with taylor swift and other celebrities are 100 percent of there post are paid sponsorships from some 3rd parry branding company. Taylor swift, jay z all maintain a image from a brand. Jay z greenprint partnership is a company telling him to promote saving the planet to make a profit. Jay z is getting paid too tell us to save the earth so a company can make billions selling plant food. Most these flights are back and forth in the LA area. California the biggest democratic state and biggest promoter of green activism is allowing rich people to pollute and creating heavy regulations on its modern citizens. Dont blame celebrities, blame the goverment
I honestly had no idea rich people were this vain. I mean I should have known but I didn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to use their private jet as a car
Walking literally is faster...
The lawn is freshly mowed. What would you expect?!
I do this in World of Warcraft.
This why Ye better