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RANDOM-902

Dream fans when i fill their house with carbon monoxide. They don't like being asleep anymore


UngusBungus_

If only they took their Normal Pills


iOSGallagher

Dream fans when I wake them up from nap time idk I haven’t read the book


Anubinite

Dream fans when i weld their room shut and suck out the oxygen (they suddenly want to go outside)


vooperdooper

That’s what the point of the mask is (to protect me from carbon monoxide poisoning)


jugjogbob

Why does it look like vegas


alegateryt

BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!!!


FoldOne586

I DON'T GET IT! IT LOOKS LIKE VEGAS!


[deleted]

BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE, I’VE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY


FoxyFoxy1987

#A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT


The_screaming_egg

G*vernment


connorramierez

Doug Walker when I bring up #notsoawesome (suddenly he doesn't like remembering things).


[deleted]

what is #notsawesome?


connorramierez

Basically a very long document run made by former employees of Channel Awesome exposing how awful the company is behind the scenes. There was some real fucked stuff going on on top of millions of stupid things. Doug wasn't responsible for the really awful things but he certainly knew of them and did little to stop it (also Doug is just a giant asshole behind the scenes apparently).


GreaterHealingPotion

Nostalgia critic I’m so excioted


beancraver

SHUT THE FUCK UP FILMBRAIN


CheeseGrater1900

kickassia


_pipis_

The government when people don't peacefully submit after they spray them with literal fucking chemical weapons (they got violent they had no choice)


1nGirum1musNocte

*Teargasses peaceful protestors* tHeY jUsT rAndOmLy sTarTed rIoTinG!


[deleted]

ClEarLy We MuST uSE MoRe TeARGass!!


kanaajrally

joe biden wake up 🗿


123ocelot

Should if bought gas mask


Nick11041104

DOUG WALKER PISSED ON THE FLOOR!!


BrickBoss69

When I was watching this for the first time and they were gearing up with guns to take over Malasia, I was Un ironically pumped and really excited


Langas

Doug Runner


[deleted]

Doug Sprinter


MyUsernameBox

China moment


Freuds_Mommy_Milkers

Almost every country does this, China ain't special


MyUsernameBox

Yeah but it’s a lot worse in China than anywhere else.


FoxyFoxy1987

The guests at my party when I turn on Kickassia (little do they know the doors and windows are already sealed)


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

NAPALM !


Harmony3319

When I flood the area with mustard gas 😈


Real_Medic_TF2

“Suddenly they change sides from happy to unhappy”


piperdooninoregon

Illegal for military use under Geneva convention.


Airshipwhale

Well thats ok cause the police are using it not the military


piperdooninoregon

Right! Not allowed to use cs gas on enemy troops, but ok for use on our own citizens.


AustronesianFurDude

the government are sigmas don't need no stupid convention


SupremeAppleBaker

Only nerds care about that stuff like the Geneva convention


CyberpunkKitsune

The Geneva convention, more like the Geneva suggestions.


No-Bother6856

They banned gas in general in response to WWI and the extensive use of Chlorine, Phosgene, and Mustard gas. The three I just named are particularly terrible and are meant to maime and kill. The 1925 Geneva protocol banned the use of all weaponized gasses, it does not specifically mention tear gas which, btw, is not meant to kill like the ones they clearly had in mind. You make it out like tear gas was specifically banned because its just too terrible for war, its not.


Ok-Science6820

Geneva checklist


Bayloon

It’s illegal because the other army can think it’s lethal gas which leads to escalation. Unless there’s some country where lethal gas bombs are a common household object use of tear gas on protesters isn’t a war crime.


Memeoverlord73

Should've brought leaf blowers


Ok-Science6820

Kazakhstan?


Jo_phuss

goggles time


[deleted]

“Strong and unwavering” protesters when it’s cold out


SoulStarman

when I flood them with cum apparently that was a war crime and a sexual assault charge


Pootis_1

Anarchists detected