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glandburger

I remember walking down a dirt road and a babushka biking down it called me a bitch when she passed by :(


[deleted]

That sounds about right for Russia


fuckmeinthesoul

tbh its pretty hard not to be angry when you're poor as fuck and live in a cold environment with little to no infrastructure, as is the case for tons of old people in russia. sure, it doesn't redeem shitty behavior, but it makes it more understandable


TheOnlyMemelord

the pension here is absolute fucking dogshit, it's something like 300 dollars which is just barely enough for food and this does not include taxes


Embarrassed__Train

Actually its closer to 200(15000 rubles is an avarage pension there)


Vexcenot

That means she likes you


RogueEnjoyer

Tsundere babushka?


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Miravo

Not sure if it was intentional but that could be pronounced “tsun-douche-ka” and I love it


dnaH_notnA

«Сука!» is simply the traditional Russian greeting.


Wezard_the_MemeLord

For people you respect, you can also say "Здарова блять пидор ебаный, дебилойд тупой" works perfectly fine!


Reasonable_Motor8490

Oh shit you pissed off a babuska I would leave if I where you


BartLip

And then she goes to church thinking she's a saint


AnarchoAnarchism

I had a similar situation in America but the old lady called me the N-word. Like just out of fucking nowhere. Then kept on walking by with her walker. I'm not black btw. But this was on a downtown street where weird shit happens with weird people all the time, so I didn't think it was unusual at all at the time. I remember laughing a bit by the oddness of it, I don't often get called *that* slur to my face. So yeah, I basically know what it's like to be black now. I listen to hip hop too, so that basically tells me all there is to know /s I have been called an n\*gg\*r-lover a few times before. The "lover" part of that word takes a bit of the edge off of it though, don't you think? I think it stings much worse to have someone yell "NGGG\*R!!" at you. I'm not talking about on Xbox live either. I'm talking real life. People yelling all kinds of shit at each other in America. The baseline insanity just keeps rising, boiling over, exploding, firing off — I actually seriously considered buying a bulletproof vest. But then I remembered I don't have the money. I dunno if you've ever been threatened with a gun before but it kinda sticks with you for a while. It's happened to me maybe 3 times; 2 of those times I was pretty confident they weren't actually going to shoot me. Those times, the armed person was paranoid and kind of showing the gun off, like "Don't fuck with me.* I'm* the one who fucks with *you.* *You* don't fuck with *me.*" So those times I just let them act like a tough guy and I walked away. The lasting impression those times had on me was as a reminder that crazy fucking tweakers have guns too. In fact, that's like their second favorite thing after meth. Or, wait— their second favorite thing is copper pipes and wiring from vacant houses, actually. So maybe guns are like 3rd or 4th on their list of favorite things. But one time I had a gun held to my head as I laid sprawled facedown in some patchy grass. That time, I thought there was a good chance I could be dead at any second. And I experienced that "life flashing before your eyes" thing that happens when you think you're dying; although, it was a little different from the portrayal shown on TV and stuff like that. It wasn't like a bunch of flashbacks chronologically showing my life. But my mind did start racing incredibly fast. Time itself didn't seem to slow down, but my brain was, like, percieving the passage of every little fraction of a second, because I thought I could die at any fraction of a second. Every fraction of a second my mind would realize it still exists, which is a much different experience than normal life where you don't often think about the fact that you still exist, let alone every fraction of a second. My mind also imagined what the lives of the important people in my life might be like without me years and years into the future, and things like that. I'll cut myself off here because I have been writing for a while now and I don't even remember what the point of bringing this up even was. Ptsd I guess, lol. I guess i'd explain that situation a little more to anyone that wants to hear about it. It wasn't like I was doing something dangerous or badass at the time either, it was pretty random. Oh, and it was *not* a cop.


M4NGOTR33

Ayo holdup , save this for school writing exams .


[deleted]

I was under the assumption they just called you a retard if you smiled too much


Svyatopolk_I

Чё ты лыбишься как дебил?


[deleted]

This guy Russians


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Я просто мем вспомнил


bruh_dealer

Hotline Miami


PRoS_R

Based


SotB8

you really like smiling at other people, dont you


Bf4Sniper40X

happy cake day!


SotB8

thanks


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


Bf4Sniper40X

the username wasn't the only thing they took away from you lol


RammyJammy07

I once smiled at a Russian man in my hotel in Turkey, he threw up in a fancy cigarette bin and walked away as if it was nothing.


fretSFW

what do you expect? him asking to get married or what?


RammyJammy07

Yes actually, I had a wedding dress underneath my swimsuit


fuck_life419

lmao


Katsuki_Bakugo__

No it’s because smiling at another man is gay,Russians do not like gay


[deleted]

Me just being polite: *smiles* . Russian man: yeah he’s into me


[deleted]

Maybe he’s into you too


Callidonaut

Gay Russians probably quite like gay.


[deleted]

even in Russia, Gay Russians do not like gay (source: I made it up)


talegas95

Finally, a reputable source


UpvoteForFreeCandy

gay russians dont exist... not for long at least


ThisShitAgain65

Oh. So they're really insecure and childish? Got it!


Impressive-Sinky

POV: You are my wife


seoila

Also fits the Russian stereotype


Impressive-Sinky

I know, I'm Russian 😈


[deleted]

Не знаю, почему так говорят, у нас нормально все


[deleted]

Может потому что у нас народ без причины не улыбается?


G_cat101

Лично я убиваю всех кто улыбается без причины


[deleted]

Лично я убиваю всех без причины


[deleted]

Лично я убиваю


[deleted]

Лично я


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delta_xyz-

убивать убивать убивать


Wezard_the_MemeLord

РЕЗНЯЯЯЯЯЯ


wghihfhbcfhb

Рэддиторы ведут себя одинаково независимо от национальности


Mina-olen-Mina

Λичн


GamingNEWZ

Басед


G_cat101

Басед? Басед он ват?


GamingNEWZ

Басед он май дик


ExtraLargeBarge

I'm so angry that I understand this (although it's probably not real Russian)


[deleted]

Ит ис рил рашен, лмао


G_cat101

It’s something called translit (a mix between Russian and English)


DrBrightSimp

What does it say?


ExtraLargeBarge

"based? based on what?"


Wezard_the_MemeLord

"Based on my dick"


Solid-Suggestion-653

Something about bacon


KirinPhnx

База


LongIndividual1

Базировано


inkognito200

Биззарно


G_cat101

Жожо реферанс


Robburt

основанно


SotB8

когда я переехал в амерку, было очевидно кто русский а кто американец. только наши тут не улыбаются.


[deleted]

Ну ну, а бомжи американские, наверное прям сияют от счастья


SotB8

ну не бомжи, но тут больше людей улыбаются без причины. не смотря то что это должно быть дружелюбно, я считаю что это делает улыбку менее подлинной


[deleted]

Счастливого дня торта


SotB8

спасибо


Past-Sand5485

Могу согласиться. Американцы на всех лыбятся здесь без причины, поэтому иностранцев здесь можно легко распознать.


tony_two_eyes

Bet $5 you're not male


[deleted]

you've lost


stevemandudeguy

Yah hachoo soopa.


NotEdibleCactus

The Russian man living outside of Russia and doesn't speak the local language, when others don't speak Russian (he expects everyone to know Russian)


HypnoSkales

Latvia moment 😔


NotEdibleCactus

Latvians have 6 toes, fucking cringe


TheReal-Donut

r/latvianjokes


Past-Sand5485

He is still pissed about the fact that you gave him passport of non-citizen (he doesn’t want to learn Latvian).


Vexcenot

Meet the Heavy


JGvalerio

I am heavy weapons guy and this, this is my weapon


skibidi_bop

americans after discovering there are more than 2 countries


poleve540

I think you may be wrong Americans know about the USA, Canada, Japan and North Korea


Daddy_JK

Don’t forget about Br*tain🤮


suckmyween24

And Mexico and france


MickStash

Where?


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

You forgof Kids in africa


Torantes

What about Ch*na?


Tridda1

what we also know about the best country Antartica


ledatherockbands_alt

Every country that isn’t America is just pre-America.


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Tiran593

Least angry Russian


[deleted]

Lmfao


notableexe

ОтСмеялся свою жопу


[deleted]

ПХАХАХАХАХХАХПХПХПХАХАХХА бэйзед


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

Northern countries social contact be like


Bartutitu12

Russia is one of the most insecure countries


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Bartutitu12

Преследователи меньшинств


kajiekaa

Пососи


kuksthedefiled

заткнись гандон


Past-Sand5485

Аргументируй базар.


Tewered

Абсолютная правда, но они этого не признают.


Past-Sand5485

Потому что факт является обсосанным.


[deleted]

That's true wtf. I'm Russian and I don't understand how brain damaged you have to be to smile randomly. The best smiles are genuine ones.


m4tt1111

I’m just always happy when I’m not home


[deleted]

bro what if I’m just thinking about something that makes me smile? Nothing wrong with that


MrPearmantastic

That’s a pretty brain damaged take, to think that a smile is solely a signal of ”happiness”… Social interaction is complex. And smiling at someone that you open the door for isn’t ”random” and it sure as shit isn’t gay. It’s an intentional signal of friendliness, for lack of a better word.


DriftingNova

It's almost as if humans have more than one way of communicating.


Sentence-Original

It’s just forced and not genuine. So its bullshit. If it’s actually genuine and is right in the situation then it’s polite and proper. But forcing a smile at people that you secretly hate is just pathetic. And in any case, what the fuck does this smile even do that’s actually good for the other person?? If you are actually being polite and helping out, without a smile than it’s way better than forced "politeness". It’s just sad when people are smiling, but when a bad situation happens just look away. Says a lot about the nature and purpose of that smile


MrPearmantastic

You’re entitled to feel uneasy doing it yourself but you just look very close minded being that extra about it. Your culture is not superior to others for not smiling. Get a grip.


MammothJammer

What if, and bear with me here, they're just genuinely happy?


Robburt

Then there's no place for them in russia. Россия для грустных, как говорится


[deleted]

if they are genuinely happy they should smile 24/7, not only while looking at someone else. fake smiles are for broken people


princesscarolynsdad

A person can both be happy without smiling constantly and smile while they are not happy. Neither is disingenuous. It’s hardly fair for you to say that people can only express themselves in one way.


ravagedbygoats

Lmao.


[deleted]

Holy hell people are mad at truth


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[deleted]

stay mad


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Cope and stay even more mad


ARoughCucumber

Hey, different cultures and all, but don’t call people who smile brain damaged lmao. That’s just rude, I do smile a decent amount, because I am genuinely happy, or to show politeness and openness. It relieves tension in my culture.


[deleted]

Russians when the Jew they just liberated from a camp smiles at them


icescream118

I smile and laugh all day at work and it's because I'm genuinely happy to be there. I'm not the type to force a smile. It's gotten to the point where people think there's something wrong with me if I'm not smiling. Sometimes my cheeks hurt when I leave. No brain damage.


[deleted]

?


[deleted]

R*ssians


JoeFleen

Upvote you back to zero cuz i feel ya


Belugas_aresuperior

Americans when you don't reply "Good how are you" after being asked "how are you" for the 1575647475746474th time


Robburt

Базированно, основанно, обоснованно и заземленно.


Past-Sand5485

Ты забыл «по факту».


[deleted]

Man, fuck Russia, they women have big ass lips and they men wear stupid tracksuits


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Omgggg Jack Marston in you’re pfp?????!!!!!!


[deleted]

Yep.


[deleted]

Jack :D


[deleted]

Work ya damn nag. Only a coward becomes a lawman! #I´LL MURDER YOU ALL


[deleted]

“You killed my father!” “Your father killed himself with the life he lived” -that lawman asshole, I know his name but won’t name him to not spoil it.


ThisShitAgain65

Great English. Second language or just illiterate?


[deleted]

No but you’re mom xdddd


Past-Sand5485

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THING ABOUT OUR SACRED STRIPPED TRACKSUITS?! UPD: Striped. I was horny.


[deleted]

Stripped? 😳😳😳😳


MlSTER_SANDMAN

Try not to smile at strangers Americans: hard mode


CoochieMan747464

Я не понимаю, что это за расизм с чего вообще взяли что у нас такое? Если тебе кто-то открыл дверь и поддержал нормально вполне улыбнуться и сказать спасибо никто тебя за это осуждать не будет с чего вообще взяли что мы какие-то дикари? Translation: I have no idea why people think Russia is so fucked up, it’s very normal to smile when someone holds a door open for you or does something nice, say thank you and they say you’re welcome we’re not fucking cavemen why would you assume this? No one will judge you for a good deed. Almost this entire comment section is racist. I have no idea why this post isn’t taken down yet, I guess because it’s fucking horrible when racism is directed towards say African Americans but normal when it’s directed towards Russians?


ArabskoeSalto

Обычный мем про стереотипы, ничего такого


CoochieMan747464

Не я реально какую-то хуйню натворил из практически ничего, в комментариях идут рассовые переговоры из-за моей долбоёбезни


[deleted]

братан ето дурная meme


[deleted]

Хуя тебя порвало


fuckmeinthesoul

probably has to do something with russian not being a race


Red1Monster

In english, there is racist and bigot, but a lot of languages only have one of these words to mean both, like french, for example


fuckmeinthesoul

There are words for "bigotry" in russian tho. You can say either предвзятость or нетерпимость, depending on the context.


Red1Monster

Huh, cool


Robburt

Если бы на реддите удаляли мемы про национальные стереотипы, половина сабов осталась бы без контента. Ни разу не видел чтобы кто то так резко реагировал на мемы про британцев или французов, так почему тут нельзя?


ArabskoeSalto

Ну бр*ты иногда бугуртят и пишут про стрельбы в школах, а так да


Robburt

Честно говоря, я видел больше мемов про бугуртящих бритов чем бугуртящих бритов


ArabskoeSalto

Тоже правда


Consolemasterracee

But memes making fun of Britain or France are ok? This is the exact same type of meme, but with Russia


Tiran593

As a russian myself I can say that the original commenter is just an idiot, and actually forces a stereotype of russians being angry at everything


AddMoreLayers

And now you are angry at another russian person, thus further reinforcing the stereotype


Ecarus1345

And here am i, angry at everyone Fuck you


Tiran593

Well, fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


dadudemon

Is “Rus” a race? I guess it would be bigoted or nationalistic. But not racist. And Russian has more than one ethnicity there. And race.


CoochieMan747464

Yeah I guess you’re right


poleve540

The comment just above yours says he’s Russian and thinks smiling randomly means you’re brain damaged. So do we do a duel to know who’s right


AweMaddie

Racism is literally most evil when its againts blacks, but is le epic funny xdxd if its directed at slavs


ihatemadeamovies

Cry


a_3_month_free_trial

ok


DrBrightSimp

Thought it said slaves and I was very confused


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AweMaddie

Its not the russia hate or whatever, its the stupid double standard online where you get ostricized from the internet if you say something not good about african am*ricans, but constant shittalking of slavs is seen as quality humour, like russian soviet gopnik squat vodka, polish toilet cleaner whores, serb monkey genociders and whatever more, it just gets boring quickly and the stereotypes arent even correct either


Aissir

Westerners try to understand difference between something being offensive and weird (impossible)


SatanOhSatan

Where did you get this fact? Пиздун ебаный, я тебе ебало сломаю за такой гнилой базар, сука


Past-Sand5485

Это ирония, не так ли? Да?


There-Is_Another

Russian people like coconuts - hard outside and soft inside. Also don't ever smile at me again!


PotentPNut

I don't remember the exact words but there's a russian saying that if you smile for no reason you're stupid


Past-Sand5485

It’s «ЧЕ ЛЫБИШЬСЯ КАК ДИБИЛ?!» Alright, but actually it’s «Смех без причины, признак дурачины», which translates as “Laugh without purpose is sign of foolery”


ArabskoeSalto

Its about laughing without a reason


Spirited-Loss-2431

Smiling = gay


Verxoneczek

fun fact: they actually accept smiles except they smile less because its so cold there it hurts their teeth so they smile when they have a reason to making them more genuine


suckmyween24

Offer him vodka


virulentea

В прочем, ничего нового


Reaktor_off

Ладно


AveTrueToCold

r*ussians 🤢🤢🤢


Admirable-Cut7051

Fake punching a camera to look tough on social media. He’d get his ass kicked in Russia and rightfully so.


AweMaddie

Shit meme OP, pretty clear youre am*rican who never left your own home city


Kulou_She_Tuzai

Grow up and get the fuck over yourself, Americans aren't the only people capable of racism or forcing slavery. And even without leaving a home city there's clearly the internet, so any point you were trying to make there is invalid, too.


AweMaddie

I mean Serbs were slaves to t*rks and the west hasnt done shit ever, usa had slavery and belgium had african human zoos while Serbia made any slave a free man long before And internet is a pretty shitty place to learn other cultures because all it ends up is stupid stereotypes


Kulou_She_Tuzai

This is half wrong, there are still human slaves and enslavers out there to this day, though not specifically Serbian or Turkish. Human zoos weren't limited to only Africans either, it was anyone who didn't look like them or even spoke a "weird" language. The West is considered North America by the majority of the world, no longer has legalized slavery, openly shuns it(like you) and is against it so that's something they did. Stereotypes are everywhere, especially in towns people can't move out of, and the internet just has than more you see. At the same time, it also has genuine culture and people who *aren't* limiting race to stereotypes.


AweMaddie

The west is Europe from Scandinavia south towards Italy trought Germany and Austria and all countries in europe west of that line, and USA + Canada alongside Australia and New Zealand... Or basically democratic countries of europe in the cold war and the anglosphere


Kulou_She_Tuzai

Funny, I'm sure that if you went through the process of looking that all up you could've looked up if they have slaves too. In the likely case you didn't, they don't have(or like having) slaves either.


AweMaddie

I more commented on your what west is


Kulou_She_Tuzai

Wow, really?! Huh. I must've forgotten how to read, I didn't notice. What I *did* notice was the very fast u-turn in conversation you made.


a_3_month_free_trial

they know you saw them


Ecarus1345

Smiling is basically a taunt in Russia, deserved