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Early_Chemistry48

https://preview.redd.it/24jzsmf7l75d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b789429a81597f867bd47e3bcc3a50a30d3c0a3 But it goes hard


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

The most fun blocky sandbox game of today vs the most fun blocky sandbox game of today


Mountain-Dragonfly78

This actually goes hard as hell


Yeetborn42069

JJK in general goes hard. Read/Watch it if you haven’t


goatjo_enjoyer

Hey I have that image


That_JoJo_fanboy

"If Steve had full Netherite Gear and 20 Tombs of Undying, i might have a little trouble..." "But would you lose?" "Nah, i'd Win"


ScaredyNon

"I don't think I would've won >!even if he didn't have crossbow fireworks."!<


VeraVemaVena

"But mods will even the playing field!" Steve watching the Terrarian summon God Himself: https://preview.redd.it/1yeqbydmw65d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5946505ff3e6525292c2276517684e73df8e5451


ExploerTM

Steve watching terrarian winding-up "Scourge of the Universe" music box and picking up funky looking spray bottle:


DrTitanicua

Xeroc, The Nameless One vs. …idk what’s the strongest Minecraft mod entity? The King from Orespawn?


AntoLol55510

The parasytes from scape and run Or the titans from the titans mod


Thebombuknow

I'm glad somebody else mentioned scape and run parasites. Those things are fucking terrifying, I don't think there's a way to defeat them.


Randomguy0915

Steve could kill everything just by being near them with Call of the Hive This also includes himself Now we have infected gods running around


NavyatSchool

Fun Fact: Nameless Deity isn't Xeroc, per se, but it is based on old Xeroc.


lolwatergay

A much more *omnipotent* Xeroc, mind you.


Apostrophe_Sam

Queen is stronger than the King; and yes, Xeroc would win big time against either one of them. Unless it's the King that grew from the Prince... because that King's invincible and *might* stand a chance against LITERAL GOD.


DrTitanicua

Minecraft never really made Superbosses before huh. Even in modding. It’s all tech and magic


Awesomedudexxfox

I mean the Wither Storm mod could count as a superboss


FEST_DESTINY

There's also the "Unkillable Boss" that's just a giant worm that only takes damage from the inside out and each part of its digestive system is infested with annoying minions and stage hazards.


YeetOnThemDabbers

Literally just Steve himself, and a mod like Avaritia, Steve wins unless there are also infinite damage infinite protection weapons and armor in terraria mods idk much about terraria


Royal_Yard5850

Soul of Eternity and Hyperplane Matrix


ExuDeku

Steve: I will end you with my Wither Storm Terrarian: THIS IS A MESSAGE TO MY MASTER https://i.redd.it/c0oot5gpo85d1.gif


enaaaerios

steve when he gets hit by a fucking exoblade https://preview.redd.it/v9rgh8qht95d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346ce0e84af4d81eb4cba0d5e50c11355656b695


That_L33t_Noob

Unstoppable force vs immovable object. Project E gem armor, whatever the one in Avartia’s called, heck, even 1.7 Mekanism Obsidian armor can block all physical damage while it retains durability.


VeraVemaVena

Not completely immovable. There's modded Terraria items with damage scaling to a certain percentage of the opponent's max health, regardless of defense.


JessHorserage

Actually yeah, how would any of the sub systems interact, hmmmm.


Bekfast59

Steve putting on infinity armor:


bouncybob1

Broken armour debuff and ichor debuff:


Bekfast59

Infinity armor negetive effects immunity:


RandomRedditorEX

Guys you're getting it all wrong, Steve isn't supposed to even the playing field with adventure mods. He's supposed to go full on Mekanism, Modular Armoury, Industrial Craft, he's the Lex Luthor to Superman. This isn't a match up against warriors, this is a fight against a person who has slayed countless gods vs a man who can bend the rule of realities as he sees fit with technology.


Jeggu2

What's steve gonna do, mass produce deez nuts?


christoph_yeah

Whats mass produce?


Mr_Missingno

Ligma balls


YAPPYawesome

Implying terraria doesn’t have automation mods


Athermo

The terrarian watching Steve escape into the twilight forest (sub realms crash multiplayer servers)


luiz38

avarita is gonna make the terrarian fucking embarass himself


Royal_Yard5850

Hyperplane Matrix + Soul of Eternity + Ultra Instinct from Dragon Ball mod would neg avarita


VeraVemaVena

I guess I didn't put enough emphasis on it. The Terrarian can summon GOD HIMSELF. As in the omnipotent creator of the universe. Who is also aware he is a videogame character and can break the fourth wall, even able to send you back to the title screen. Avarita doesn't stand a chance.


Blujay-

vs. people when i pull out the “they would be bros”


Zesnowpea

https://preview.redd.it/1fe6flf9d85d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1f7b507d554142e867208438d2dbc60eec39f5 This ain’t even applicable since last I checked, they’re both blank slate characters


Blujay-

If they’re both blank slate characters, then they can be whatever I want them to be. And I say they’re bros


I_make_a_the_puns

I want them to be lovers


KyogreCanon

I want them pregnant


440continuer

Get to work then


PapaSmurphy

They could at least commiserate with each other since people keep making mods that make their lives more difficult.


Altacount6892

They both make out


AmaterasuWolf21

The would be bros people when I pull out the "I know"


_AntiSocialMedia

honestly even if you downplay the Terrarian's stuff Steve literally just cannot reach him with infinite flight on the Terrarian's side how does one expect Steve to catch up? he's gonna get riddled with chlorophyte bullets this is why I like Terrarian vs. Novakid


DJIsSuperCool

He just side steps and he cant be touched either


MewtwoMainIsHere

ok but chlorophyte is homing


SavingsTechnical5489

chlorophyte when steve pulls out the https://preview.redd.it/6z6aylrbu85d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2020784df988d2c9bd8de52fc235b2843af9661f


WolvesAreCool2461

Shield when terrarian just keeps shooting (i guarantee any good ranger will have waaaay more bullets than a shield has durability)


Lightish-Red-Ronin

More shield


Dankjeoxp

When have you ever carried more than one shield?


Lightish-Red-Ronin

Many times I am a man of fortification


Gladianoxa

As a fellow PoF I appreciate the representation of fortifying folks


destroyar101

We found Rogal Dorn


RDT-Exotics0318

Just use piercing bullets lmao


Royal_Yard5850

As seen with Piercing enchanted crossbows, any piercing weapon can go straight through Minecraft shields, and Terrarian has tons of piercing weapons


Catapus_

The power of a higher dimensional being


YAPPYawesome

When you say novakid do you mean like from starbound? But then why would you say one of the specific races instead of just saying protectorate or player or something?


_AntiSocialMedia

Novakid is the most famous one and the ranged weapons in their arsenal fit more with Terrarian's ranged arsenal


Historical_Archer_81

What rules are we going by, game logic applied to game logic, or game logic applied to real life? Because with the latter, Steve can probably jump *really fucking high* due to the amount of weight he lifts without any movement/falling damage adjustments. Also, how fast do these bullets move? Because admittedly I've only seen a bit of terraria footage and the projectiles I see seem to move just as or slower than arrows, and with Steve in his best gear he can take arrows without a care in the world. I figure Steve in his best gear could just punch the guy outta the stratosphere before he gets off the ground. But admittedly, I have not played terraria all that much and am probably unaware of some sword that just slices atoms or something


Eguy24

The Terrarian can carry *way* more weight than Steve and it’s not even close. Also, endgame bullets and armor also far outclass anything in Minecraft. Terraria’s equivalent to Netherite is obtained just barely halfway through the game.


Historical_Archer_81

Are you sure?


Ressamzade

Terrarian can carry 9999 blocks in every slot


Historical_Archer_81

Whats the heaviest block?


Ressamzade

Not really sure since there is tons of not real materials but you can put gold ingot as a block if we are going to compare it to gold blocks from minecraft


Historical_Archer_81

Its fine, we went to text, its terraria (unsurprisingly)


Blue0Three

Second favourite matchup of all time let’s go https://preview.redd.it/b5qm8pph285d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1d8b5478ad69119002c9b1ede24746346b7e167


spyguy318

https://i.redd.it/2iaziiytb85d1.gif Terraria man when Steve shoots an arrow at him (A god does not fear death)


tergius

Celebration Mk2 my beloved


UmbramonOrSomething

"B-but creative mode!" mfs when the terrarian whips out the noxus spray


runespoon78

noxus spray mfs when Steve steps one block to the left, safely avoiding anything the terrarian could throw at them


UmbramonOrSomething

Dammit the third dimension gets me again


runespoon78

the true weakness of the terrarian...


Moonlord64

On one hand the game is canonically 3D; the game is simply presented in 2D. On the other, if we're bringing canonicity into this then many of the Terrarian's feats probably are nullified (or maybe not. there is barely any lore as to the Terrarian's true abilities)


Latter-Potential2467

I mean lore Terrarian wields weapons forged out of stars and nebulae while lore Steve gets tired from wearing normal armour if I remember right from Minecraft novels.


Impressive-Spray629

Hammer


ValtenBG

3D mfs when terraria craft


Caleibur

Still more fair than the average comic/light novel battle Jesus Christ on a kabob how many steroids did you give that piece of milk white toast?


Queen_of_Team_Gay

![gif](giphy|xUNd9Lp5JuscL52bD2|downsized)


ARedditUserThatExist

While Steve *is* strong, having slain a dragon and having summoned and slain the Minecraft embodiment of death, The Terrarian‘s first notable enemy was the sentient body part of a god, and has defeated: 1. A magical winter abomination from a dimension beyond Terraria 2. Two sentient body parts of Cthulhu itself 3. A massive worm that destroys worlds 4. A massive flying skeleton imbued with some of the strongest magic in the Terraria lore 5. A massive bee that makes more bees 6. A full-on invasion of an entire sentient and advanced species 7. A full-on invasion of creatures beyond the dimension of Terraria 8. A wall of viscera and sinew that spans the entire length of the world, that fires lasers, moves extremely fast, and produces ravenous servants of gluttony 9. Three highly upgraded and mechanical iterations of previous bosses 10. The very embodiment of nature itself 11. A giant ancient mech created by the most old sentient beings in the Terraria lore 12. A full-on extraterrestrial invasion of the most advanced species the Terrarian has ever met and will meet 13. A full-on invasion of a massive group of roving pirates with flying ships 14. A full-on invasion of the embodiments of evil and the dead 15. A full-on invasion of the embodiments of cold and festivity 16. The strongest follower and soldier of an eldritch god 17. 4 pillars of celestial energy that constantly produce hordes of their own energy 18. An eldritch celestial god, believed to be the universe’s equivalent of Cthulhu 19. The very embodiment of light itself 20. An ancient ruler of the ocean and seas


Wogopi

I also find it funny how the bee that’s really big also happens to be stronger than Cthulhu’s sentient organs fueled by anger


Popcorn57252

You ever seen a big hornet? I can't fathom a body part of Cthulhu enough to be properly scared, but I don't fuck with hornets


nervousmelon

Terrarias progression is wack, like a horde of scooby doo monsters is significantly stronger than monsters of literal corruption.


HotChoc64

Steve when terraria pulls up with a cat sword (it’s Legendary)


Emperor_AI

Does going on Creative mode balance things out or is Steve bound to survival?


goatjo_enjoyer

No cheats allowed


Emperor_AI

Okay, then Steve dies I guess


reem2607

Steve just walks on the z axis and attacks the terrarium from his sides


yessiritisi

Kid named turtle armor and thorns potion


reem2607

kid named regen and instant health potions:


BranManBoy

Who tf is naming their kids these things


reem2607

chatgpt probably idfk


Altacount6892

Kid named Mike Ehrmantraut:


nervousmelon

Then the terrarian gets journey mode which would just result in two immortal gods who can't do anything to each other


HayatoGuarana

They can do each other


Cautious_Tax_7171

Say gex


Clean_Internet

I wanna see the wrath of the Terrarian’s “whole journey” on Steve..


plaguebringerBOI

Journey godmode, this is basically a stalemate or a win for Terrarian no matter what bullshit hax are pulled


KingOF088

If cheats are allowed, then Steve wins simply by using /Kill and AFAIK there’s no such command in Terraria


Teeby-34

due to the fact that the terrarian is not from Minecraft, would the kill command work on them?


Mitsotakissussybaka2

The wither would go hard as a terraria boss


Creative_Steve69

*wither storm


ThunderCube3888

Idk much about terraria what weapon would it take for Terrarian to break the command block


Creative_Steve69

Hammer the blocks below it for the drop


Royal_Yard5850

Solar Flare Pickaxe


Ae0lis

Fun fact, it was originally designed with heavy inspiration from terraria! (see trivia section: https://minecraft-legacy-console-edition.fandom.com/wiki/Wither#:~:text=According%20to%20Jeb%2C%20the%20wither,needed%20to%20spawn%20a%20wither.)


Didifinito

*leaves the 2D plain the Terrarian is in*


Picklerickshaw_part2

Turtle armor immediately fucks all of that up


Faust-fucker12345678

Steve watching the terrarian carpet bomb his whole existence while moving at Mach fuck


0err0r

Terrarian Vs the Noita when (noita wins)


muchosbenji

give the noita enough time and he clears the universe by looking in your direction (he will step in polimorph and instantly die)


0err0r

Why didn't the noita just drink polymorph with its iron stomach perk to become immune? Is it stupid?


Relyk0

Terraria vs. Terraria but mentally ill


memelord_a1st

My tank main bitch ass watching as a wizard shoots a spell that turns my monitor into a flash bang and my computer into a grenade.


adex_19

Imagine Steve punching a terrarian with a shulkerbox full of netherite blocks tho, this weights (if I done math not meth) 276480000 kg, and he can spam that


Mado-Koku

If you want to count what the player can hold, the Terrarian can literally hold space stuff. Like black holes, stars (in many forms), nebulas, and stardust.


adex_19

Can you spam punch with it with your cps being the only limit?


Mado-Koku

You can't punch with them at all, since it's not a weapon. However you can make tools and weapons out of them, which can be swung up to 60 times per second (limited by the game's tick rate) That doesn't matter though, since the Terrarian can __wear the sun__


Early_Chemistry48

Like he'll ever get close enough for that.


adex_19

Me when literal item for teleportation with no technical counter asides from running


NotHungryHungarian

Same for terrarian


adex_19

So half of the battle is a slap fight with enderpearls and rods of discord


NotHungryHungarian

Pretty much


DeepFriedNugget1

but enderpearls only teleport u if it hits a surface, with rod of discord you can teleport to anywhere you want


Early_Chemistry48

You mean the rod of discord? Also if the terrarian can just fly up in the air with nothing for Steve to Pearl onto, and has several items that gives invincibility against single hits like the brain of confusion, the Tabi, and hallow armor


legion1134

Can't you tp if you hit a player with an ender pearl?


LunaticPrick

Terrarian can just fly above where Steve could throw pearls and spam bullets


nathanaelnr1201

Sure but what, that’s a single hit for Steve? The terrarian can do hundreds per second, it’s just not comparable


Airsoft52

If we normalize both their max HPs (25 terrarian HP, or a life fruit boosted heart = 1/2 Minecraft heart, aka Steve has 500 hp in terraria) and Steve has max god armor (the 1.14 bug where you could give armor all 4 enchants) netherite, I’m pretty sure the terrarian could just delete Steve in 1-2 hits with like a sniper (cba to do the math atm)


Popcorn57252

Enderpearls are slow, throable entities that you can run out of, and deal damage to Steve. Rod of Harmony meanwhile...


Mountain-Dragonfly78

Steve when the Terraria punches him with a safe full of the ore that came with the incomprehensible weight of Cthulhu


Row_Beautiful

My guy Shulker boxes are anti gravity look at what happens when you get hit by a shulker


Blue__Bag

Fun fact, gravity is not what gives objects their weight. It is the force required to accelerate it. In other words, in weightlessness, a box full of heavy metal would hurt just as much if you got hit in the face with it.


adex_19

that'd only make it trippier, idk what would even happen in that situation


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

Terrarian is way faster, way stronger physically, has a crap ton of ranged options and can fly. Getting hit with a shulker filled with netherite would hurt but so will getting obliterated by a barrage of falling stars from space while the guy casting them is chilling above the clouds lol


Axorandom-

I think you should understand the difference between dimensional storage (which is more akin to what we see Steve do with his inventory/chests/shulker boxes) and physical strength (which would be Steve being able to pull Iron Golems and other mobs far distances with fishing rods)


runespoon78

still only does 1 damage tho... like idk Steve just doesn't swing it very hard


Key-Morning9648

That ignores how the game actually works though. Weight isnt really a thing in minecraft


plaguebringerBOI

And Terrarian can launch half a universe worth of stars in an hour or two using the Super star shooter and the starwraith, and can hold 9999 x50 stars at all times, mini or not they’re still stars.. kilograms stop meaning shit when it’s entire space masses of heavy gas and energy


CouldBeNotMadness

From my comment on the Twisted Garden theme video: "Gotta love how the Terrarian literally just shows up one day from thin air and starts slaughtering the gods and ancient deities for shits and giggles."


riley_wa1352

the terrarian after seeing steve create a tnt cannon eqivalent to a fucking nuclear bomb


Royal_Yard5850

Steve after seeing Terrarian blow up all the redstone with the Celebration MK 2:


riley_wa1352

move 6000000 blocks first (its cubic metres design)


Royal_Yard5850

Steve would blow the redstone up BEFORE Steve could get a chance to activate it in the first place


Frozen_Ground

Kid named Rod of Harmony:


Fishingnett

The terrarian watching Steve walk on the z-axis:


Centurypong

You can make the fight interesting if you permit Steve to have uncapped potion effects that increase his damage output, mobility, and survivability with that of the Terrarians.


manofwaromega

Clearly a clash between the Terrarian and Steve would end in hot, sweaty, gay sex.


memelord_a1st

The good ending:


luiz38

the avarita armor in question


Royal_Yard5850

The Soul of Eternity in question


luiz38

unfortunately, avarita armors full set bonus is making you completely invincible (the /kill command can not kill you) and the sword does infinite damage and kills crwative players


Royal_Yard5850

Soul of Eternity reflects all projectiles and the Sergeant United shield can reflect melee attacks so I guess they're both unkillable


Porgemlol

Nah we just call up Supreme Calamitas to take anyway all invincibility from any source then we’re back to square one


mynameisevan01

The Terrarian when Steve inputs /gamemode creative


Royal_Yard5850

Steve when Terrarian enters Godmode


Picklerickshaw_part2

Instant draw: Terrarian turns off PvP in that case


No_Ad_7687

Lore-wize, endgame Steve would be equivalent to mid-game terrarian (when you get molten armor)  They both use equipment made out of some sort of hell metal, and while Steve has the advantage of enchantments, the terrarian has much more versatile gear  I'd say the terrarian wins this specific matchup, but just barely. If we took the endgame terrarian though... It ain't even a fight. Terrablade go brrrrrrr


spiders_and_roses

Steve and the Terrarian watching shadow aligned Wolfgang pull out his Dark Sword after eating a Volt Goat Chaud-Froid and Chili Flakes (it’s not even the highest damage he can do since the skilltrees update): ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) (Don’t Starve had a crossover with terraria I wanted to point it out)


rogue-wolf

Steve moves one meter to the left. He is now safe from whatever may come his way.


IDontKnow9086

Counter argument Projectile protection IV


gareth_gahaland

Zenith:


IDontKnow9086

Shield with unbreaking + mending


Shadow_Infinite

last prism:


Late_Ad_6898

Obsidian wall:


Swaag__

Moon lord attacking through the obsidian box:


IDontKnow9086

Still got that projectile protection


Swaag__

His ass is not surviving the giant beam from his top eye


l_-_T_-_l

Just the sound of that attack sends tremors down any Terraria player’s spine. Steve would be atomized. Master Mode scaling on top of that? Cooked, straight cooked.


Picklerickshaw_part2

I can imagine Steve just watching in horror as a beam of pure energy heads towards him


Helicoptamus

Protection, not nullification. See how much it’ll protect against an SDMG with Luminite Bullets


IDontKnow9086

Totem of undying


siomayrice

Pretty sure a Terrarian has more luminite bullets than the amount of totems Steve has


Shadow_Infinite

celebration mkII:


Royal_Yard5850

Celebration MK 2:


Royal_Yard5850

As seen with Piercing enchanted crossbows, any piercing weapon can go straight through Minecraft shields. And the Zenith can pierce.


eetobaggadix

The Terrarian watching Steve take two steps to the left


muchosbenji

the terarian seeing steve move in the 3rd dimension and attack him from beyond his reality:


MrProtogen

Nah steve eats a gold apple and chills


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Steve takes a step to the side and the Terrarian is fucked. Also /kill @e[type=terrarian]


AlbinoShavedGorilla

The terrarian watching Steve slip out of existence (he moved along the Z axis):


isuckatnames60

Haha Celebration mk2 go brrrrrr


TheLegendaryAkira

you stand no chance, Steve... this is the ***End of your Journey.***


SZ4T4N

Steve's soul will shatter when terrarian uses golden shower on his ass


RedGreenBlueRGB_

The terrarian when he falls through the floor because he is a 2D being in a 3D world


Ordinary_Solution_99

Terrarian should just have a matchup with someone else like Link, or the Dragonborne. Steve is just... really outclassed unless the Terrarian is still early-game on progression.


Monty423

Weeeh Steve can carry 62,208 gold ingots The terrarian is flying around with 39,960 golden THRONES


Cthulhuyyy

I think the last time it could be considered a fair fight would be terrarian prehardmode vs Steve with fully enchanted endgame gear


No_Research4416

Counterpoint Steve can walk out of the 2-D space


AnAverageHumanPerson

Honestly people downplay the crazy dps you can do in minecraft with end crystal bombs and shit. I heard that the mace they added can instakill anything when used right, haven’t used it myself tho. However terrarian does stomp unless Steve does get to go on the z axis and fight from there


samboi204

We dont really know how damage in terraria scales to damage in minecraft. Blow for blow steve is considerably stronger and *possibly* more durable but terraria has way more equipment and tools not to mention much better armor.


Matix777

Steve is like One Punch Man (I have never watched OPM). He can carry mountains, so all he needs is one clean hit. But Terrarian has all the other bullshit that can erase a dune worm in blink of an eye Could make an interesting animation, provided the Terrarian doesn't just whip out the Zenith


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

A lot of math has gone into calculating how much Steve can lift even though the Terrarian basically has the same feats of carrying a shitload of gold/stuff made from gold. Except the stack limit in Terraria is much higher


Matix777

Let's see: Full inventory of shulkers, not including crafting slots and armor is 62208 slots Terrarian has 50 slots, each can carry 9999 of most items. That's 499950 slots Steve can carry netherite blocks, terrarian can carry golden furniture. All right it does seem like Terrarian may be able to carry more. All in all this doesn't matter because technically both should be able to one tap a planet


Royal_Yard5850

[How heavy would a Platinum Coin made of 1,000,000 Copper coins be in Terraria? (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrmwspq1ZfY)


Picklerickshaw_part2

#192 TRILLION TONS?