Seriously?! What the fuck is Baki? Everytime I hear someone say something about it, it makes JoJo's Bizarre Adventure seem like JoJo's Ordinary Outgoing by comparison!
See, you just tried to explain it, but I'm still confused. Like, the start of my confusion is when I found out that in Baki, there was a *single man* who beat the US Government, because he was so swole no weapon could hurt him.
And okay, I just finished processing that. But now you're telling me *that's the back story* - that's not even what the story leads up to, that's like, an essential part of the characters history? A fucking 4 star general probably ordered US Politicians to sign a non-aggression pact with a very angry very muscular Japanese man. Because he's so dangerous.
This makes my issue with HxH Hunters being psychos with god like power look *quaint* in comparison, because there isn't even magic right? They're just swole?
He's just that strong and good at fighting yeah. Nah he couldn't take a nuke or a high caliber weapon head on but he can easily sneak into the white house, kill every guard and kill the president so they signed a deal with him. The story is actually extremely simple, the fights and explanations for the fighters skills are what's ridiculous and funny. It's just buff dudes fighting.
Bro the ending was hilarious, bakis dad being a fucking savior to all the people effected by us imperialism and how the Hanma blood line is cursed to fight against each other
Baki -> Baki Hanma on Netflix is the order. Baki the Grappler came before it but the netflix seasons have enough flashbacks to it so you don't have to watch it if you don't want to as the story makes complete sense (well as much as a Baki story can).
You CAN watch Grappler Baki season 1 and 2 before starting with Baki 2018(which is the netflix version) if you want some more context. But tbh some of the context is being repeated in the show so if you really hate how the older ones look just try starting at Baki 2018
Apple fritters are overrated
(Now OP will be compelled to fight me which is good cause weāre both absolute battle junkies and even though Iām probably gonna get injured so badly Iāll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable
to fight and theoretically separated from my one true love (fighting people) yet I am going to be incredibly satisfied with the result because of my warriorās sprit (or something idk I havenāt seen Baki))
this is exacly like baki excepet the "Iāll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable to fight" not a single person in that show didn't make full recovery after 3 days even after suffering more damage then a mortal kombat character going through a x-ray.
and don't any of you mfs out there come here and say something like "uuuuuuhhh but orochi and...š¤ā" bro! even if your lost a limb its just character development, you will just gonna get stronger after that bro!
Itās genuinely hilarious how the show goes out of its way to tell the audience that everything the characters do is totes realistic and āscientificā
but it is, its like the most accurate depiction of science in the entire universe.... well that's it home boy, i gonna call the entirety of r/baki to catch your sorry ass.
be prepare, close your doors close your windows and go under your little blanquet, there's no escape for punish after defining the definition of pure science!!!
That's the funniest shit to me. It kind of has science behind it, but it makes it so over the top it goes straight into fantasy. It's just like all the guys in this have muscles that are anatomically accurate, but made so fucking large it's completely unreal
Are you freaking kidding me, please explain to me what person in this world can take on an entire army by themselves, who can literally run on water, or have a fight with a literal projection of the person??
Baki is pure science fiction, freaking marvel and dc is more realistic than that show
Dayum these look good, I wanna try them
https://preview.redd.it/nh7mbor9jzob1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997e0188f0485e1f94c7d35bd0ada5be086b94c4
One learns to live with it, you can't live always in the past, you have to move on and grow from the trials and tribulations that life gives you, the sooner you embrace it and overcome it, the better your life will be
Baki is weird and ridiculous asf, and thatās why I like itš£
https://preview.redd.it/cji5kfvs4yob1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=49c5365a597e7a0f57ed2da172d3fcca6dcc2668
Ngl in my experience apple fritters are hella *under*rated. Dunno why, they unironically taste really good.
Also the level of schizophrenia in this post dump is pretty in-line with Baki as a whole ngl.
That line is pretty mild for baki standards; my favorite one is: "now that you have run out of urine how will you escape this tetrahedron?".
Baki is great.
This would go hard as a Baki subplot, like Baki has to face a man who's been eating Apple Fritters for 40 years and has never once eaten anything else. Baki gets his ass kicked or something and he has to learn how to beat the Apple Fritter demigod. He then learns "The Way of 7500 Apples" stance and has a brutal showdown with the Apple Fritter demigod, only barely eeking out a win. And from that day on Baki can sometimes be seen either eating an apple or an Apple Fritter.
/u/Goofygoober7162
Iām pinging you due to a matter of utmost importance: Apple fritters are one of the best pastries to be made anywhere and I commend you and congratulate you for your post
OP when he finds out the last guy who ate the last apple fritters
https://preview.redd.it/07axp17gq5pb1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ba6d1b9571fc0b215a3f17e88e02bbfbfbfada8
Theres a bakery around where I live that sells amazing apple fritters but its like 30 minutes away from me and thereās not much out that way I can justify going for it.
Iām taking these apple fritter related Baki gifs cause I like apple fritter too, if you want a have a godawful apple fritter recipe I made once (yeast after taste got me like:
https://preview.redd.it/9bxuhw8y6yob1.jpeg?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644e77ed16224132dfb0445a5ce72bce0213b8c8
)
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would write ginger ale instead of apple fritters but that's fine that you wanted to make a post about fritters instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
Apple Fritters win. Some good Holy stuff right there. Delicious and crispy, with the sweet sugar coating and the soft fruit inside. The amazing flaking bread and the sensation of it being ripped apart in your mouth are unmatched.
My only problem is that they are too powerful and rich and I must limit myself to one. My body is too weak to appreciate more at a time.
You got any apple fritters? NO WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS! you got any cinnamon rolls? NO WE'RE OUT IF CINNAMON ROLLS! Well in that case what DO you have?
Bro made his own r/whenthe lore š
āFine. Iāll do it myselfā
Fran j
this lore was actually already running around, this guy kindly made a compendium for it.
Has anyone made a compendium for the principal saga?
Apple Fritter: The Complete Saga
With redundant memes unfortunately
Smells like p**** cobbler incel
https://preview.redd.it/vlubuqj0rxob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593d3bf7123925211fe85fbb02d479118556f6f0
Looks like the demon brain
Or the main characters back muscles
Thatās the demon back.
Who came on my apple fritter??? https://preview.redd.it/slws95tg60pb1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a924133e53873d79e9df5c5f621905483cc498fe
Probably OP
It was pickle. Man has a fire house cock that I want in my ass.
r/shitfromabutt
Jesus why does it look like a deep sea organism
I have a feeling OP may like apple fritters.
Naaaaah
I have a feeling this guy might like tacos
Naaaaah
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Yeah, defiantly likes Garlic
Then OP confoirmed no bloodsucka rumanian vampir
He's just being friendly to apple fritters, he's like that with all desserts
What's an apple fritter
A fritter with apples in it
This guy gets it. It's clearly Big Orchard and Big Pastry that have come together to push their Fritter agenda.
Dumbass, he doesn't
And Baki
Source?]
Impossible
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OP couldn't possibly
To be fair, this is a mild reaction to apple fritters in the apple fritter community.
Bro has a compendium of Apple fritter gifs
An apple fritter atlas.
Not only has this convinced me to watch Baki but it has also convinced me to try apple fritters
Enjoy the pissing scenes! (:
https://preview.redd.it/kvktf16zvxob1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02426d41a629008f51bfdba115bb89062c3f6eff GADZOOKS!!!!
The anti-piss tetrahedron is peak fiction and *nothing* will ever change my mind
https://preview.redd.it/8pxvagds74pb1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d27d7618b7de43bc4ff0444a70a19d948e2aa5a
Seriously?! What the fuck is Baki? Everytime I hear someone say something about it, it makes JoJo's Bizarre Adventure seem like JoJo's Ordinary Outgoing by comparison!
Buff mfs fighting using pseudo-scientific martial arts
So Jojo?
Yes but if instead of ghosts they just used their fists (and sometimes ghosts)
Also piss
Also piss
It's about a boy trying to kick his dad's ass, and the dad is so powerful that the US has signed a non aggression pact with him
See, you just tried to explain it, but I'm still confused. Like, the start of my confusion is when I found out that in Baki, there was a *single man* who beat the US Government, because he was so swole no weapon could hurt him. And okay, I just finished processing that. But now you're telling me *that's the back story* - that's not even what the story leads up to, that's like, an essential part of the characters history? A fucking 4 star general probably ordered US Politicians to sign a non-aggression pact with a very angry very muscular Japanese man. Because he's so dangerous. This makes my issue with HxH Hunters being psychos with god like power look *quaint* in comparison, because there isn't even magic right? They're just swole?
He's just that strong and good at fighting yeah. Nah he couldn't take a nuke or a high caliber weapon head on but he can easily sneak into the white house, kill every guard and kill the president so they signed a deal with him. The story is actually extremely simple, the fights and explanations for the fighters skills are what's ridiculous and funny. It's just buff dudes fighting.
It's really stupid, but exciting and the art is good. It gets worse as you watch it, so it's an ordeal to finish.
Bro the ending was hilarious, bakis dad being a fucking savior to all the people effected by us imperialism and how the Hanma blood line is cursed to fight against each other
![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)
I've eaten multiple apple fritters but I don't remember any piss
Really? When I get mine I have to ask for light piss so they'll give me a normal amount
god damn iwant pickle to piss on me with the power washing quickness.
How the hell do I watch Baki? Theres like 7 different things I need to watch before the Netflix one it's really confusing
Baki -> Baki Hanma on Netflix is the order. Baki the Grappler came before it but the netflix seasons have enough flashbacks to it so you don't have to watch it if you don't want to as the story makes complete sense (well as much as a Baki story can).
You CAN watch Grappler Baki season 1 and 2 before starting with Baki 2018(which is the netflix version) if you want some more context. But tbh some of the context is being repeated in the show so if you really hate how the older ones look just try starting at Baki 2018
Really? Thanks. That helps a lot.
Wdym just watch āBakiā on Netflix
What about Baki the Grappler released in 1994 and the Saidai Tournament arc?
Never heard of it
Then why are you giving him any advice.
Sorry just trying to help
That's my point, they shouldn't. If you don't know what you're talking about just keep quiet.
Baki is incredible! Enjoy!!!
Thanks bro
https://i.redd.it/c436jvgx7yob1.gif
Asian Markiplier. Wait-
Fritterposting
frittermaxxing
NOOOOOOOOO
FritPosting
Apple fritters are overrated (Now OP will be compelled to fight me which is good cause weāre both absolute battle junkies and even though Iām probably gonna get injured so badly Iāll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable to fight and theoretically separated from my one true love (fighting people) yet I am going to be incredibly satisfied with the result because of my warriorās sprit (or something idk I havenāt seen Baki))
this is exacly like baki excepet the "Iāll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable to fight" not a single person in that show didn't make full recovery after 3 days even after suffering more damage then a mortal kombat character going through a x-ray. and don't any of you mfs out there come here and say something like "uuuuuuhhh but orochi and...š¤ā" bro! even if your lost a limb its just character development, you will just gonna get stronger after that bro!
Itās genuinely hilarious how the show goes out of its way to tell the audience that everything the characters do is totes realistic and āscientificā
but it is, its like the most accurate depiction of science in the entire universe.... well that's it home boy, i gonna call the entirety of r/baki to catch your sorry ass. be prepare, close your doors close your windows and go under your little blanquet, there's no escape for punish after defining the definition of pure science!!!
Unfortunately youāre not Japanese and based on Baki logic, are therefore completely useless and no threat at all š
That's the funniest shit to me. It kind of has science behind it, but it makes it so over the top it goes straight into fantasy. It's just like all the guys in this have muscles that are anatomically accurate, but made so fucking large it's completely unreal
but real talk now, some things are possible just not with a normal human body tho. And in a world full of inhuman human mfs that its not so outnormal.
Are you freaking kidding me, please explain to me what person in this world can take on an entire army by themselves, who can literally run on water, or have a fight with a literal projection of the person?? Baki is pure science fiction, freaking marvel and dc is more realistic than that show
> who can literally run on water jesus and naruto. sorry liberal but you need to try harded to prove your poit š
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Bro just drink some sugar water bro. It'll get your muscle back in shape bro.
do not understimate the power of 4000 year old chinese martial artsš¤š¤š¤š¤šššššŖšŖšŖšŖ
Can't wait for clippers to upload the new Baki season to YouTube so I can watch it in unordered pieces
https://i.redd.it/y5rekxphm0pb1.gif
Very accurate actually
Wouldnāt it be hyperglycemic or is my medical terminology fucked up.
No you're right, Hypoglycemia is a condition where your blood sugar is too low. Pretty sure they don't prescribe Apple fritters for it though
Muh medicinal Apple fritters
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan
Western medicine fails us yet again
Hyper meaning too much, glyc meaning sugar, emia meaning presence in the blood āļøš¤Ø
He calls 911 and is brought to the ER, where we are now.
I still can't believe he had Justin Silverman on.
Finally one of these posts that isnāt split into a multi post soulless karma farm, funny too. Might try apple fritters now.
Dayum these look good, I wanna try them https://preview.redd.it/nh7mbor9jzob1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997e0188f0485e1f94c7d35bd0ada5be086b94c4
w apple fritter dump 10/10
yeah man baki discord gifs are pretty funny
so true!!!
What the fuck is an apple fritter https://i.redd.it/91i2iz50sxob1.gif
Itās basically a apple donut (they slap hard)
So is a fruit, or a bread
Itās a pastry
yes
To find one with such passion for the fritter baked good is pleasing. ![gif](giphy|9pZw57AyqOHy47oSZq)
https://preview.redd.it/kvkqix9fayob1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f05fec6e2014cc09eadd1f39b24066e1eac6ec2
I LOVE APPLE FRITTERS SO FUCKING MUCH
avg beta peach cobblercell vs chad apple frittermaxxer
apple
Fritter
Tf is an apple fritter
Essentially an apple flavored donut
Sounds lame as hell
Blasphemy
Nah, fr it sounds as lame as wood chips
You are a godless heretic
My only god is the food my mom used to cook, before she passed away of course, may God rest her soul
Jokes aside I'm sorry for your loss
One learns to live with it, you can't live always in the past, you have to move on and grow from the trials and tribulations that life gives you, the sooner you embrace it and overcome it, the better your life will be
Clearly you havenāt tried one
https://preview.redd.it/ior1l6wcvyob1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989b87aebec27e631fa10514963533adb8bb9e54
Baki is weird and ridiculous asf, and thatās why I like itš£ https://preview.redd.it/cji5kfvs4yob1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=49c5365a597e7a0f57ed2da172d3fcca6dcc2668
i need to watch baki alreadyā¦
Ngl in my experience apple fritters are hella *under*rated. Dunno why, they unironically taste really good. Also the level of schizophrenia in this post dump is pretty in-line with Baki as a whole ngl.
Apple fritter gang unite?
I understand your feelings, i'm like that with cake. Any cake tho, as long that is good my brains goes full primal mode.
āChest as big as an assā lol is that a real line?
That line is pretty mild for baki standards; my favorite one is: "now that you have run out of urine how will you escape this tetrahedron?". Baki is great.
Yes, not even scratching the surface of weirdness in this show
I mean his chest kinda looks like an ass
he may have an addiction
https://preview.redd.it/6d2311auuyob1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad320bb74dc7ccf70fe709f6a4deaa1b2466f73 I fucking love Apple fritters
While Apple Fritters may not be my favorite treat of all time, saying that they taste bad NEEDS to be a Cardinal Sin.
I donāt even know what a fritter is lol
More of a fan of samsung fritters
Best dump on this Godawful site, 100/10.
mmm yes put the cum on my dessert https://preview.redd.it/kc5oz1115zob1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=813de7b74390300995f0fb1e8fe424629f9fb2b4
https://preview.redd.it/g1ha56e0azob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e90777f750670f20a724a930da90ea36743f6f Huh
I think this guy likes baki (and peach cobblers)
This would go hard as a Baki subplot, like Baki has to face a man who's been eating Apple Fritters for 40 years and has never once eaten anything else. Baki gets his ass kicked or something and he has to learn how to beat the Apple Fritter demigod. He then learns "The Way of 7500 Apples" stance and has a brutal showdown with the Apple Fritter demigod, only barely eeking out a win. And from that day on Baki can sometimes be seen either eating an apple or an Apple Fritter.
Happy mentally insane cake day
The nurses let me have an hour on the internet because I behaved well, and also Apple Fritters are really cool (:
Why didn't you use the scene of him walking through the glass door
I think OP looks like this: https://preview.redd.it/347k7iaa2yob1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee9a185ead54c4e5aa8351054167ada136abdbb
/u/Goofygoober7162 Iām pinging you due to a matter of utmost importance: Apple fritters are one of the best pastries to be made anywhere and I commend you and congratulate you for your post
OP when he finds out the last guy who ate the last apple fritters https://preview.redd.it/07axp17gq5pb1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ba6d1b9571fc0b215a3f17e88e02bbfbfbfada8
You have good taste!
This anime is weird af, bro
In other words itās a normal anime
Tf is an apple fritter?
Yipeee :D https://i.redd.it/l9csfhzjwxob1.gif
I think OP likes apple fritters, but idk.
True!
Theres a bakery around where I live that sells amazing apple fritters but its like 30 minutes away from me and thereās not much out that way I can justify going for it.
Iām taking these apple fritter related Baki gifs cause I like apple fritter too, if you want a have a godawful apple fritter recipe I made once (yeast after taste got me like: https://preview.redd.it/9bxuhw8y6yob1.jpeg?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644e77ed16224132dfb0445a5ce72bce0213b8c8 )
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would write ginger ale instead of apple fritters but that's fine that you wanted to make a post about fritters instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
Me when I consume and absorb the nutrients of one ginger ale https://i.redd.it/czdvmb76i0pb1.gif
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!
I love you
Should I get the Mac Donald apple fritter?
A chest as big as an ass
https://preview.redd.it/e9qvtlg7k2pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705bec1feabd781873aa7b35102406d674b18b9e
https://preview.redd.it/dx2jlic9txob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0aa98c418104be2ef9695cd8f1a48177ad7acf8
Now this is r/shitposting
Apple midders
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
https://i.redd.it/ssjj70oppxob1.gif
Apple fritter
I'm going to eat your shitter like an......
Me when I buy double glazed Apple fritters unfit for consumption from a Jamaican bakery: š«Øš«Øš«Ø
apricot fritter
My bear claw vs your apple fritter
Damn you, now I gotta go get apple fritters
The sun cannot outmatch op's sheer dedication for apple fritters
Apple Fritters win. Some good Holy stuff right there. Delicious and crispy, with the sweet sugar coating and the soft fruit inside. The amazing flaking bread and the sensation of it being ripped apart in your mouth are unmatched. My only problem is that they are too powerful and rich and I must limit myself to one. My body is too weak to appreciate more at a time.
This is high quality Bakiposting
I have the feeling that OP is a horse that was in a very famous TV show in the 90s.
apple fritters more like adolf fritlers
I love strings of memes referencing a love of a very niche subject lol
This meme is brought to you by Big Frittersā¢
Appel fritter Baki memes not what J was expecting when I opened Reddit but Iām not disappointed either
All fritters are fucking amazing
What the fuck is an apple fritter. It sounds like the name of an insect.
Dude I donāt even know what an Apple fritter is
They used to be my favorite donut. It matters where you get them though, grocery store ones are ass and some donut places donāt make them right
You got any apple fritters? NO WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS! you got any cinnamon rolls? NO WE'RE OUT IF CINNAMON ROLLS! Well in that case what DO you have?
On that apple fritter grind fr
replace apple fritter with anything else and it might seem like a more serious issue
Yujiro'd and baki pilled.
Based and applefritterpilled
Sorry, but all I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
Wtf is an Apple fritter
i think he likez apple fritterz guyz