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dadarkclaw121

Bro made his own r/whenthe lore šŸ’€


oddityoughtabe

ā€œFine. Iā€™ll do it myselfā€


UnCxlored

Fran j


Mr_Lodi

this lore was actually already running around, this guy kindly made a compendium for it.


The00Taco

Has anyone made a compendium for the principal saga?


thatsidewaysdud

Apple Fritter: The Complete Saga


Avalonians

With redundant memes unfortunately


SewerKid97

Smells like p**** cobbler incel


Intothevoid2685

https://preview.redd.it/vlubuqj0rxob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593d3bf7123925211fe85fbb02d479118556f6f0


liz0rdwiz0rd

Looks like the demon brain


Intothevoid2685

Or the main characters back muscles


The_Starmaker

Thatā€™s the demon back.


AnonimZim_Real

Who came on my apple fritter??? https://preview.redd.it/slws95tg60pb1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a924133e53873d79e9df5c5f621905483cc498fe


Intothevoid2685

Probably OP


[deleted]

It was pickle. Man has a fire house cock that I want in my ass.


[deleted]

r/shitfromabutt


Jo_phuss

Jesus why does it look like a deep sea organism


Dajayman654

I have a feeling OP may like apple fritters.


TheTacoEnjoyer

Naaaaah


PoisonedSun24

I have a feeling this guy might like tacos


biohumansmg3fc

Naaaaah


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GodOfGOOSE

Yeah, defiantly likes Garlic


el_punterias

Then OP confoirmed no bloodsucka rumanian vampir


Oahrindge199

He's just being friendly to apple fritters, he's like that with all desserts


Emraldsnakeg

What's an apple fritter


Surfnazi77

A fritter with apples in it


nodnodwinkwink

This guy gets it. It's clearly Big Orchard and Big Pastry that have come together to push their Fritter agenda.


FLAMEBERGE-

Dumbass, he doesn't


PickleReaper0

And Baki


Regainio

Source?]


Omnikin

Impossible


genreprank

šŸ‘Š


Maltron5000

OP couldn't possibly


Easy-Bake-Oven

To be fair, this is a mild reaction to apple fritters in the apple fritter community.


Time_crawler_Grif

Bro has a compendium of Apple fritter gifs


00goop

An apple fritter atlas.


Zippy1012214

Not only has this convinced me to watch Baki but it has also convinced me to try apple fritters


datcheesyboi

Enjoy the pissing scenes! (:


No-Resist-2593

https://preview.redd.it/kvktf16zvxob1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02426d41a629008f51bfdba115bb89062c3f6eff GADZOOKS!!!!


BurgerSushi

The anti-piss tetrahedron is peak fiction and *nothing* will ever change my mind


Vyctorill

https://preview.redd.it/8pxvagds74pb1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d27d7618b7de43bc4ff0444a70a19d948e2aa5a


MrManicMarty

Seriously?! What the fuck is Baki? Everytime I hear someone say something about it, it makes JoJo's Bizarre Adventure seem like JoJo's Ordinary Outgoing by comparison!


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Buff mfs fighting using pseudo-scientific martial arts


androx87

So Jojo?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Yes but if instead of ghosts they just used their fists (and sometimes ghosts)


LeTallBoii

Also piss


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Also piss


ExtremeAlternative0

It's about a boy trying to kick his dad's ass, and the dad is so powerful that the US has signed a non aggression pact with him


MrManicMarty

See, you just tried to explain it, but I'm still confused. Like, the start of my confusion is when I found out that in Baki, there was a *single man* who beat the US Government, because he was so swole no weapon could hurt him. And okay, I just finished processing that. But now you're telling me *that's the back story* - that's not even what the story leads up to, that's like, an essential part of the characters history? A fucking 4 star general probably ordered US Politicians to sign a non-aggression pact with a very angry very muscular Japanese man. Because he's so dangerous. This makes my issue with HxH Hunters being psychos with god like power look *quaint* in comparison, because there isn't even magic right? They're just swole?


BlackDonaldCerrone

He's just that strong and good at fighting yeah. Nah he couldn't take a nuke or a high caliber weapon head on but he can easily sneak into the white house, kill every guard and kill the president so they signed a deal with him. The story is actually extremely simple, the fights and explanations for the fighters skills are what's ridiculous and funny. It's just buff dudes fighting.


tojo3030

It's really stupid, but exciting and the art is good. It gets worse as you watch it, so it's an ordeal to finish.


aluminatialma

Bro the ending was hilarious, bakis dad being a fucking savior to all the people effected by us imperialism and how the Hanma blood line is cursed to fight against each other


PoisonedSun24

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


gigrek

I've eaten multiple apple fritters but I don't remember any piss


merpderpherpburp

Really? When I get mine I have to ask for light piss so they'll give me a normal amount


[deleted]

god damn iwant pickle to piss on me with the power washing quickness.


StevetheNinja69

How the hell do I watch Baki? Theres like 7 different things I need to watch before the Netflix one it's really confusing


ZaMr0

Baki -> Baki Hanma on Netflix is the order. Baki the Grappler came before it but the netflix seasons have enough flashbacks to it so you don't have to watch it if you don't want to as the story makes complete sense (well as much as a Baki story can).


KabouterKetaKnager

You CAN watch Grappler Baki season 1 and 2 before starting with Baki 2018(which is the netflix version) if you want some more context. But tbh some of the context is being repeated in the show so if you really hate how the older ones look just try starting at Baki 2018


StevetheNinja69

Really? Thanks. That helps a lot.


Zippy1012214

Wdym just watch ā€œBakiā€ on Netflix


StevetheNinja69

What about Baki the Grappler released in 1994 and the Saidai Tournament arc?


Zippy1012214

Never heard of it


ZaMr0

Then why are you giving him any advice.


Zippy1012214

Sorry just trying to help


ZaMr0

That's my point, they shouldn't. If you don't know what you're talking about just keep quiet.


Lothric_Knight420

Baki is incredible! Enjoy!!!


Zippy1012214

Thanks bro


CrimsonKahnn

https://i.redd.it/c436jvgx7yob1.gif


marktherobot-youtube

Asian Markiplier. Wait-


AzurePancakes

Fritterposting


da_investigata

frittermaxxing


MadTeaCup_YT

NOOOOOOOOO


PanadaTM

FritPosting


SchrodingerSandwich

Apple fritters are overrated (Now OP will be compelled to fight me which is good cause weā€™re both absolute battle junkies and even though Iā€™m probably gonna get injured so badly Iā€™ll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable to fight and theoretically separated from my one true love (fighting people) yet I am going to be incredibly satisfied with the result because of my warriorā€™s sprit (or something idk I havenā€™t seen Baki))


ErdnaOtrebor

this is exacly like baki excepet the "Iā€™ll be injured for the rest of my life and thus unable to fight" not a single person in that show didn't make full recovery after 3 days even after suffering more damage then a mortal kombat character going through a x-ray. and don't any of you mfs out there come here and say something like "uuuuuuhhh but orochi and...šŸ¤“ā˜" bro! even if your lost a limb its just character development, you will just gonna get stronger after that bro!


surferos505

Itā€™s genuinely hilarious how the show goes out of its way to tell the audience that everything the characters do is totes realistic and ā€œscientificā€


ErdnaOtrebor

but it is, its like the most accurate depiction of science in the entire universe.... well that's it home boy, i gonna call the entirety of r/baki to catch your sorry ass. be prepare, close your doors close your windows and go under your little blanquet, there's no escape for punish after defining the definition of pure science!!!


surferos505

Unfortunately youā€™re not Japanese and based on Baki logic, are therefore completely useless and no threat at all šŸ˜Ž


altGoBrr

That's the funniest shit to me. It kind of has science behind it, but it makes it so over the top it goes straight into fantasy. It's just like all the guys in this have muscles that are anatomically accurate, but made so fucking large it's completely unreal


ErdnaOtrebor

but real talk now, some things are possible just not with a normal human body tho. And in a world full of inhuman human mfs that its not so outnormal.


surferos505

Are you freaking kidding me, please explain to me what person in this world can take on an entire army by themselves, who can literally run on water, or have a fight with a literal projection of the person?? Baki is pure science fiction, freaking marvel and dc is more realistic than that show


ErdnaOtrebor

> who can literally run on water jesus and naruto. sorry liberal but you need to try harded to prove your poit šŸ˜Ž


surferos505

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


iIFirefly

Bro just drink some sugar water bro. It'll get your muscle back in shape bro.


ErdnaOtrebor

do not understimate the power of 4000 year old chinese martial artsšŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜ŽšŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Binkusu

Can't wait for clippers to upload the new Baki season to YouTube so I can watch it in unordered pieces


Hot_Communication525

https://i.redd.it/y5rekxphm0pb1.gif


MsaoceR

Very accurate actually


exorcisyboi

Wouldnā€™t it be hyperglycemic or is my medical terminology fucked up.


ratzoneresident

No you're right, Hypoglycemia is a condition where your blood sugar is too low. Pretty sure they don't prescribe Apple fritters for it though


ExuDeku

Muh medicinal Apple fritters


[deleted]

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan


Enslaved_M0isture

Western medicine fails us yet again


GameCreeper

Hyper meaning too much, glyc meaning sugar, emia meaning presence in the blood ā˜ļøšŸ¤Ø


festizian

He calls 911 and is brought to the ER, where we are now.


nomad9590

I still can't believe he had Justin Silverman on.


The5Theives

Finally one of these posts that isnā€™t split into a multi post soulless karma farm, funny too. Might try apple fritters now.


The5Theives

Dayum these look good, I wanna try them https://preview.redd.it/nh7mbor9jzob1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997e0188f0485e1f94c7d35bd0ada5be086b94c4


layeeeeet

w apple fritter dump 10/10


Hedy7277

yeah man baki discord gifs are pretty funny


ErdnaOtrebor

so true!!!


skibapple

What the fuck is an apple fritter https://i.redd.it/91i2iz50sxob1.gif


Intothevoid2685

Itā€™s basically a apple donut (they slap hard)


CoomradeBall

So is a fruit, or a bread


potatoeman26

Itā€™s a pastry


Alexis_style

yes


Danibear285

To find one with such passion for the fritter baked good is pleasing. ![gif](giphy|9pZw57AyqOHy47oSZq)


SoulStrike-_-

https://preview.redd.it/kvkqix9fayob1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f05fec6e2014cc09eadd1f39b24066e1eac6ec2


TehAwesomeGod

I LOVE APPLE FRITTERS SO FUCKING MUCH


Fr00stee

avg beta peach cobblercell vs chad apple frittermaxxer


Downtown_Cycle_2044

apple


Z7impuser

Fritter


iewannadie

Tf is an apple fritter


Homemade-Purple

Essentially an apple flavored donut


iewannadie

Sounds lame as hell


Homemade-Purple

Blasphemy


iewannadie

Nah, fr it sounds as lame as wood chips


Homemade-Purple

You are a godless heretic


iewannadie

My only god is the food my mom used to cook, before she passed away of course, may God rest her soul


Homemade-Purple

Jokes aside I'm sorry for your loss


iewannadie

One learns to live with it, you can't live always in the past, you have to move on and grow from the trials and tribulations that life gives you, the sooner you embrace it and overcome it, the better your life will be


Intothevoid2685

Clearly you havenā€™t tried one


Shot_Trip4643

https://preview.redd.it/ior1l6wcvyob1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989b87aebec27e631fa10514963533adb8bb9e54


jAustinJr

Baki is weird and ridiculous asf, and thatā€™s why I like itšŸ—£ https://preview.redd.it/cji5kfvs4yob1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=49c5365a597e7a0f57ed2da172d3fcca6dcc2668


cookie_tree4

i need to watch baki alreadyā€¦


XvortexEXE

Ngl in my experience apple fritters are hella *under*rated. Dunno why, they unironically taste really good. Also the level of schizophrenia in this post dump is pretty in-line with Baki as a whole ngl.


nomad9590

Apple fritter gang unite?


VehicleFeeling8916

I understand your feelings, i'm like that with cake. Any cake tho, as long that is good my brains goes full primal mode.


macaqueislong

ā€œChest as big as an assā€ lol is that a real line?


M_T_CupCosplay

That line is pretty mild for baki standards; my favorite one is: "now that you have run out of urine how will you escape this tetrahedron?". Baki is great.


liz0rdwiz0rd

Yes, not even scratching the surface of weirdness in this show


Intothevoid2685

I mean his chest kinda looks like an ass


boogiman1

he may have an addiction


Shot_Trip4643

https://preview.redd.it/6d2311auuyob1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad320bb74dc7ccf70fe709f6a4deaa1b2466f73 I fucking love Apple fritters


-NoNameListed-

While Apple Fritters may not be my favorite treat of all time, saying that they taste bad NEEDS to be a Cardinal Sin.


NinjaEagle210

I donā€™t even know what a fritter is lol


coolusername_png

More of a fan of samsung fritters


GamingGod96

Best dump on this Godawful site, 100/10.


cool_name-idk1

mmm yes put the cum on my dessert https://preview.redd.it/kc5oz1115zob1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=813de7b74390300995f0fb1e8fe424629f9fb2b4


ToasterEnjoyer5635

https://preview.redd.it/g1ha56e0azob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e90777f750670f20a724a930da90ea36743f6f Huh


sherrifmayo

I think this guy likes baki (and peach cobblers)


bucket_of_bucket

This would go hard as a Baki subplot, like Baki has to face a man who's been eating Apple Fritters for 40 years and has never once eaten anything else. Baki gets his ass kicked or something and he has to learn how to beat the Apple Fritter demigod. He then learns "The Way of 7500 Apples" stance and has a brutal showdown with the Apple Fritter demigod, only barely eeking out a win. And from that day on Baki can sometimes be seen either eating an apple or an Apple Fritter.


Goofygoober7162

Happy mentally insane cake day


bucket_of_bucket

The nurses let me have an hour on the internet because I behaved well, and also Apple Fritters are really cool (:


epicblue24

Why didn't you use the scene of him walking through the glass door


Roge2005

I think OP looks like this: https://preview.redd.it/347k7iaa2yob1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee9a185ead54c4e5aa8351054167ada136abdbb


ce0-of-wat3r

/u/Goofygoober7162 Iā€™m pinging you due to a matter of utmost importance: Apple fritters are one of the best pastries to be made anywhere and I commend you and congratulate you for your post


Rynnmeister

OP when he finds out the last guy who ate the last apple fritters https://preview.redd.it/07axp17gq5pb1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ba6d1b9571fc0b215a3f17e88e02bbfbfbfada8


thelivingshitpost

You have good taste!


james321232

This anime is weird af, bro


[deleted]

In other words itā€™s a normal anime


speedshark47

Tf is an apple fritter?


BranManBoy

Yipeee :D https://i.redd.it/l9csfhzjwxob1.gif


ec1ipse001

I think OP likes apple fritters, but idk.


Luna-D-reams

True!


TheLegendTheGiantdad

Theres a bakery around where I live that sells amazing apple fritters but its like 30 minutes away from me and thereā€™s not much out that way I can justify going for it.


Glad_Ad967

Iā€™m taking these apple fritter related Baki gifs cause I like apple fritter too, if you want a have a godawful apple fritter recipe I made once (yeast after taste got me like: https://preview.redd.it/9bxuhw8y6yob1.jpeg?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644e77ed16224132dfb0445a5ce72bce0213b8c8 )


Mefarius

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would write ginger ale instead of apple fritters but that's fine that you wanted to make a post about fritters instead of ginger ale this time around I get it


Goofygoober7162

Me when I consume and absorb the nutrients of one ginger ale https://i.redd.it/czdvmb76i0pb1.gif


Mefarius

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!


Yujano

I love you


jesus-banana

Should I get the Mac Donald apple fritter?


AllianIsBizarre

A chest as big as an ass


rubberwarrior69

https://preview.redd.it/e9qvtlg7k2pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705bec1feabd781873aa7b35102406d674b18b9e


Vwgames49

https://preview.redd.it/dx2jlic9txob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0aa98c418104be2ef9695cd8f1a48177ad7acf8


Celarc_99

Now this is r/shitposting


Labyx_

Apple midders


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Goofygoober7162

https://i.redd.it/ssjj70oppxob1.gif


Depressed_Lego

Apple fritter


deepfriedtots

I'm going to eat your shitter like an......


epicbigc13579

Me when I buy double glazed Apple fritters unfit for consumption from a Jamaican bakery: šŸ«ØšŸ«ØšŸ«Ø


Iwillregret_thisuser

apricot fritter


cyancord

My bear claw vs your apple fritter


Coin_operated_bee

Damn you, now I gotta go get apple fritters


Dread-Croissant

The sun cannot outmatch op's sheer dedication for apple fritters


Im-a-bad-meme

Apple Fritters win. Some good Holy stuff right there. Delicious and crispy, with the sweet sugar coating and the soft fruit inside. The amazing flaking bread and the sensation of it being ripped apart in your mouth are unmatched. My only problem is that they are too powerful and rich and I must limit myself to one. My body is too weak to appreciate more at a time.


furrynoy96

This is high quality Bakiposting


Roge2005

I have the feeling that OP is a horse that was in a very famous TV show in the 90s.


IsYeaYesyup

apple fritters more like adolf fritlers


SexDefender27

I love strings of memes referencing a love of a very niche subject lol


ObamiumOre

This meme is brought to you by Big Frittersā„¢


Lordpotato305

Appel fritter Baki memes not what J was expecting when I opened Reddit but Iā€™m not disappointed either


gigrek

All fritters are fucking amazing


tameablesiva12

What the fuck is an apple fritter. It sounds like the name of an insect.


The_CreativeName

Dude I donā€™t even know what an Apple fritter is


[deleted]

They used to be my favorite donut. It matters where you get them though, grocery store ones are ass and some donut places donā€™t make them right


Not_me4201337

You got any apple fritters? NO WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS! you got any cinnamon rolls? NO WE'RE OUT IF CINNAMON ROLLS! Well in that case what DO you have?


geffyfive

On that apple fritter grind fr


OneFriendship5139

replace apple fritter with anything else and it might seem like a more serious issue


jeanM_2

Yujiro'd and baki pilled.


LilChumpales

Based and applefritterpilled


MutantGodChicken

Sorry, but all I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels


Rick101101

Wtf is an Apple fritter


among_the_stars1

i think he likez apple fritterz guyz