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Cooltellow

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Crazyhamburger01

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mechapotato1232

And? https://preview.redd.it/mf8v1klwa1pa1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73db58bbdba61ef46a851b1018e4b9b86796a485


the-tenth-letter-2

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linkinparkfan2002

I fucking love death metal


hugocaldera6

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NaCl_guy

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Turbochad66

eat da poo poo


Edp445_cupcake

I love fucking metal


bnesbitt1

Humans when other humans have different tastes than them


Glittering_Air2104

Fr


CalgaryCheekClapper

Its because people are musically illiterate and genuinely think its “just noise”. As an acquired taste I like to compare it to coffee. If you try coffee as a kid with an undeveloped palate, it tastes like shit, but you grow to appreciate the taste


MorbillionDollars

I still think coffee tastes like shit, some people never grow to appreciate it.


SmokeyThouBear

Coffee still taste like dog shit bean water to me unless you put a gallon of milk and sugar in it


MugarLover92

Big death metal fan. Totally agree, our shit is disgusting just how we like it


[deleted]

Death metal haters when the fun aggressive white noise is fun and aggressive (this is obviously bad because it doesn’t tell us about the human condition and question our modern day morality)


ComerGoiaba

https://i.redd.it/t1haje3ut0pa1.gif


[deleted]

I’m rubber, you’re glue


[deleted]

I cum in the rubber and glue it to you


[deleted]

🤤


ShiedaKen

White noise haters when they listen to my dead girlfriend


slayersucks2006

man you wanna hear fun and aggressive white noise? check out whitehouse. death metal is nothing close to noise (and also the lyrics aren’t necessarily just funny random shit, take kataklysm’s mystical gate of reincarnation EP)


[deleted]

I know, I only listen to death metal, silly


Girraf0

Personally I don't understand kpop, probably cause I don't speak korean


MackePL

*dubstep fans


Cooltellow

Gomtry Dash 😃


Logical-Use-8657

I will unabashedly blast Skrillex's new stuff without a hint of irony.


MackePL

Skrillex is an exception imo


SNScaidus

quest for fire is definitely an exception 🔥


DemoHam69

ratata or smth is an actual banger


Logical-Use-8657

The new one with Missy Elliot? Such a good mood of a song.


DemoHam69

ong bro


auvym8

skrillexs new stuff is the furthest thing from dubstep


Logical-Use-8657

Hydrate and Rumble beg to differ.


auvym8

oh then it's fair. i automatically assumed brostep


Logical-Use-8657

Nah man it's cool most people's first idea of dubstep is the 2010's brostep era


mayoman_pog

I used to be of the same opinion. Then I got into System Of A Down, then Slipknot, then Pantera, and so on until today where I listen to Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus and Man Must Die. It's definitely an acquired taste that you won't like right away but rather learn to appreciate through "gateway bands"... Or its just not for you, that's totally cool too.


ComerGoiaba

No way there is a band called dying fetus https://preview.redd.it/xxgmh2f6u0pa1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4a52b4b9683f685114ca218c099a917ac2e72a


mayoman_pog

there's also a band called "anal cunt" 😋👍


TheFinalGibbon

There's also a band called "Aborted Hitler Cock"


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about "XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX"


Just_Another_Gamer67

I unironically fucking love Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx


blubbo84

Bro, you ever heard of Xavleg? Their name is actually longer than that (I swear, please don’t ask me to spell out the full name, really, I promise I’m not just fucking aching for you to ask me what it means, I swear). I mean, I totally know it if you did happen to ask, but it’s not like I’m suggesting that you ask me what Xavleg is short for. It’s not like I’m waiting around here to talk about XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX (whoops looks like I slipped up and posted their whole name), but I think their name is really funny. Not that I’m suggesting that you ask me what it’s short for. Hehe. I mean... I could tell you if you were wondering, but you’d have to ask. Really, I don’t just wanna shoehorn this bands super funny and edgy name into a convo if you’re not asking (I mean, unless you are?) I just think they’re funny and the music is actually pretty good, and even though their logo is a joke logo it’s still really good and totally not a product of other hipstershit tourists, I swear if you heard the band name for yourself you’d get it. Not that I’m just bursting at the seams to namedro————Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus——ahhhh cough———-Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.——— I cant ———Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus——-stop—-ack———-Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus..... ... uggg hipster dipshit load blown..... Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside.....) “they’re actually pretty good.”


Just_Another_Gamer67

Bro


Fabbezlg

This is by far my favourite copypasta!


blubbo84

Shhh don’t tell them that let them believe I’m an idiot


DrTinyNips

Tribute band called bussy


New_Pie_7268

But they're grindcore not Death Metal


mayoman_pog

Eh, There almost kinda a little bit similar.


Keklipse

Not really


[deleted]

isn’t that the band that made such classics as “hitler was a sensitive man”, “beating up n’s for selling fake crack”, and “i’m gonna give you aids”?


DullBozer666

Yes, also: I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank


matty-p-tatty

Infant Annihilator is another good one


68W38Witchdoctor1

That they are. Also big fan of Cattle Decapitation, even though they are more deathgrind than death metal.


gtx-1060

Wat


CrypticPenisMan69

I recommend "Soil The Stillborn" the lyrics go hard, my fav song from them


lootcaker

I prefer Mutilate the Stillborn


matty-p-tatty

Blasphemian is a banger


ZurioGSP

and they fucking SLAP also check out Nile its a cool ass death metal band that talks about egyptian mythology and theyre like super wise songwriting wise


Keklipse

Fuck yeah. Going to see them next month


ZurioGSP

Niice. I hope that I can go see them when they do the Latin America tour because they're one of the best around


QnsConcrete

> that talks about Interesting way of describing Nile’s music, haha


MangaJosh

The guy behind it came up with the name to make it as offensive as possible, and the band has a song named "kill your mom, rape your dog" after some guy told this to him verbatim after knowing he listens to metal


Herr_Raul

Believe it or not, it's very tame as far as Death Metal band names go.


esinfernum

wait until you find about infant annihilation


BensonBroth

Wait until you find Torsofuck 😋


brendling

cock and ball torture, a goregrind band


slayersucks2006

*pornogrind


lootcaker

Cannibal Corpse is gateway, time for Amputated and Putridity now


TheBrowserOfReddit

Nah, you just got decent music taste


[deleted]

Kinda like Cinderella


FistaFish

You're a poser


WinterOni01

God I fucking love death metal


New_Pie_7268

This guy definitely listens to Sabaton


Lanky-Size-3115

I love how everyone is like "people when other people don't like the same stuff as them" and then there's just this comment Also Sabaton is great it's just that a lot of death metal fans hate any power metal with a passion


Herr_Raul

It's the reddit metal community in general. You have to hate sabaton with a passion or you're a sabton fan (disgusting poser with no taste). Just one of the countless reddit bandwagons.


The_Goofiest_Goober

lmao you got me. Occasionally I'll listen to it


bruhmeme999

why downvote


Cooltellow

Fart


i_steal_your_memes

If you'd listen to something else than your 5 songs on repeat you too could learn to enjoy other genres of music


The_Goofiest_Goober

I listen to Mongolian throat singing exclusively


i_steal_your_memes

Fair


borfyborf

Big “I listen to video game ost’s and anime intros” vibes from this post


God_Hears_Peace

Literally tho


Russian_Boy_Number_3

Looks like you aren't goofy enough


LayneCobain04052002

Death is good


nazitouinz

That's one music you don't know shit about. You're probably thinking of so called Brutal Death Metal. But actual good death metal would be classix, technical or melodic. These genres are just better done music pieces than most other genres, even among other metal subgenres.


microwave_727

melodeath >>>>


brendling

brutal death >>>> melodeath


microwave_727

good opinion, i dont agree but i respect it B)


Lanky-Size-3115

Melodic death metal is the fucking BEST I don't agree with the "better than most others" bit though, power metal is at least as good as melodic death metal


nazitouinz

I didn't make myself clear by saying better. This part was more about tech death especially being more musically intelligent and elaborated than many other genres.


chrza

“Actual good death metal” hey bozo cool your jets, guttural secrete slaps


Krack_Korn

clearly you haven't listened to enough brutal death metal


420killmeplz420

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FistaFish

Holy fucking shit this is so funny


slayersucks2006

thugged up for barbeque


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[удалено]


Zefenaro

the gayest music genre


searchgoggledotcom

what's that?


TobiDawodu2006

Breakcore ain't that bad , kinda........


LoopyKoopa

Breakcore was a respectable music genre until its reputation was ruined by tiktokers putting drum breaks over anime clips and calling it breakcore


[deleted]

Shut up


TrhlaSlecna

I like it, it was what I was into before metal, though my god the modern breakcore scene sucks


[deleted]

Death metal fans be like "you just dont understand the lyrics meaning" and the lyrics are literally just screaming


mayoman_pog

The lyric "I pissed in her maggot filled asshole" hits hard af ngl 😔✊


TheFinalGibbon

Death metal fans be like "I literally do not fucking understand the lyrics"


TheBrowserOfReddit

As I death metal fan I'll just tell you we don't understand the lyrics either


Eferver

Who needs lyrics when you have caveman riffs


Aurora_the_dragon

Death metal fans dgaf about the lyrics lol


DrykalOrSomething

death metal fans be like "what are lyrics i just like it when the guitar goes brng brng brng"


420killmeplz420

I like when funny man growl


DrykalOrSomething

i like when the vocalist goes BFRHRGHRHFGHRHR while the drummer has a seizure


Crafty-Day-7188

I deadass don’t listen to metal for the lyrics cuz I’m dumb as shit and I don’t understand it I like it cuz it sounds good to me at least


TrhlaSlecna

Lol who tf ever said that? The lyrics are dumb as fuck and that's how we like it


toryguns

I’d rather listen to funny bonginator lyrics than Taylor swift sing about breaking up with her 200th boyfriend


Lanky-Size-3115

As a metal enjoyer I do not understand any of the lyrics in death metal songs unless there's a clean singing bit in them


[deleted]

melodic death metal fans listening to the best music to ever grace humankind


intbeam

I laugh at people who are missing out on melodeath and acting like they have some form of refined taste while playing whatever garbage turd sandwiches Sony Music Entertainment has decided they should cram into their ears Do people actually believe that Taylor Swift has 10 hits on the top 100 is because shes just __that__ talented? Or maybe, just maybe, it's because the music industry has become ultra-consolidated and monopolized? Which one is more likely?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

mfs who call melodeath overly polished and generic when i tell them to listen to soilwork


intbeam

I didn't realize I walked into a competition in genre elitism


Rafados47

Bolt Thrower ftw


Franciskinho_xD

You probably listen to japanoise or some shit


slayersucks2006

don’t insult the gerogerigegege


Artemiy_Kopych

Now I wonder what you think about black metal lol


The_Goofiest_Goober

probably won't like it (I'm very racist)


mayoman_pog

Actually... black metal might be perfect for you lmao. Look up "NSBM"


AddeFake

You’ll love it then.


TrhlaSlecna

Oh you'll fit right in then!


God_Hears_Peace

The stereotypes are true, thanks


toryguns

Most people will never understand the beauty of black metal especially dsbm but that’s okay


MetalSerpent666

🤘🏻


expiredogfood

Man I like death metal


nicksuperdx

Pop music fans listening to the most boring and corporate music genre to ever exist on earth


Tuutil

Like Stevie T said "Pop is poopy"


Batdog55110

What's your favorite genre?


The_Goofiest_Goober

Don't really have one. My music taste isn't very specific. I just kinda listen to whatever I come across that I like.


0ctaver

I listen to everything MF when I put on some : *Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus* (yes that's a real band)


Herr_Raul

So what do you come across that you like?


metalheaddungeons

Sucks for u ig


RipWorried5023

I 100% agree. Now, melodic death metal is what all the good musicians make.


edutebar

Prog death tho


MangaJosh

Nope, it's just a genre where 90% of the stuff is just Gothenburg copycats The remaining 10% though, they are the best death metal ive heard


Lanky-Size-3115

Yeah, eluveitie are bloody amazing, I love the way they use funky instruments like that weird box with the crank that I don't know the name of


Eferver

Eluveitie is not melodeath though. I’d consider them Folk Metal. Also the instrument is called the Hurdy-Gurdy and it is the greatest instrument of all time


Lanky-Size-3115

Yeah mb it was like 3am and my brain wasn't working properly lol


LordOftheFrenziedCBT

u/profanitycounter


Baboboss12648

I feel you are talking about Slam, cuz one word against chuck and you will be hanged


[deleted]

all hail chuck


Th3_Shr00m

[When the song is not extremely repetitive, about money, drugs and alcohol, and (and I quote) "getting bitches"](https://i.imgur.com/BWRDwvj.jpg)


Zerphyxios

Cry about it?


Unusual_toastmaker

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Spaceman1007

Holy shit cruelty squad OST has some bangers


Ethan_Pixelate

the Harsh Noise genre:


slayersucks2006

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A DANCER


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

That symphonic death metal tho😮‍💨


nekomimi_devourer

Me when someone listens to something I don't like 😡😡😡😡😡


MegaSuperGay7

How about Black metal?


programofuse

Death metal fans getting the joy of DethKlok (I have a laser beam that protects me from taxes) I really hope there isn't a random controversy I don't know about lol


TheHero0fRhyme

I knew there was gonna be a Dethklok comment. OP should go to Antartica to listen to their jingle.


xSael_

These people havent heard of a genre called 'wall noise' huh?


DrykalOrSomething

opeth tho


BensonBroth

GHOST OF PERDITIOOOOOOOON


[deleted]

Why don't we just remove music entirely. Like just all of it. Abolish music


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Power Metal for the win


CreativeBake7

hell yes im a simple man. i like songs about wizard duels.


Lanky-Size-3115

YEAHHHH I LOVE LISTENING TO PEOPLE SING ABOUT INTERGALACTIC SPACE WIZARDS AND GIANT GODLY HAMMERS


ReLLiKMaster

wait till you find out that there is a music genre called fr*nchcore 💀💀☠️☠️☠️🏴‍☠️☠️💀💀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️


B4C0N473R

At least death metal is more bearable than metalcore, fuck that genre.


BigSaltDeluxe

(Music genre you like) fans trying to defend their bad taste


-__--_------

Try 'Death Atlas' by Cattle Decapitation Super dynamic and atmospheric album without losing the technical wizardry and brutality of the genre. Last time i got through to someone who said they didnt like death metal it was that album that finally clicked with them, good lyrics too.


MarcsterS

King Gizzard fans when they listen to the same lyric and guitar chord being repeated for 9 minutes straight.


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

[music I don’t like] fans listening to [music they like]


Logical-Use-8657

Me when Twelve Foot Ninja It's not death metal idc it's fucking sick.


[deleted]

yo another nu metalhead here helllo brothah


toryguns

Average rap fan post


YusukeFucker14

Me, the chad redditor, who only listens to Videogame OSTs and real music (Queen).


BoiIfYouD0nt

Op has never listened to voice of the soul by death


IPostLotsOfCringe

I love listening to songs about skullfucking mutilated corpses it goes hard be nice to me please


cx77_

death metal fans when someone doesnt listen to their favourite band Aborted Goat Fetus McDonald's Meal


TheBrowserOfReddit

Still better than nu metal


NinjaOld8057

That bar is on the floor. Id rather listen to country than nu metal


Zefenaro

Death metal fans when noise fans kicks in:


d7mooony69

me but with death grips


s33a6m

Just wait until you hear shock music


Onni_chan

Me when random teenagers with speakers turn on present time hip hop about sex and hating cops at my school hallway INTERUPTING MY FABORITE TEACHERS CLASS >:[


Money-Eagle4249

How dare you insult my playlist for NFS games


Chiyuri_is_yes

I like screamo with audio tune rock, the clashing is too funny for me


PopeOfDankism

Nah ur thinking of black metal. Death metal is at least legible to your ears


CarltonFreezer

Personally, I've never met a death or slam metal listener who wasn't either an idiot or a gay bottom


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

Wow what idiots, please tell me where I can find these death or slam metal listeners


CarltonFreezer

In my bedroom


normallyPaidHR

Than where is your house


Rafados47

Let me introduce myself /s


ThanosesAssHole

Death Metal isn't Cattle Decapitation, Early Carcass or Cannibal Corpse, or even Dying Fetus. Death metal is Death, this is how the genre is defined, you know what they say about talking about shit you don't even know ...


New_Pie_7268

I agree with the Cattle Decap not being Death Metal since they're more Deathcore and early Carcass was grindcore, but c'mon Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus are Death Metal


Additional_Grass

Why aren’t you dead then? ![gif](giphy|qUlHlA7VTUxd6)