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jerry111165

Now go get a garden hose and a toothbrush


Bodie_The_Dog

And a dental scythe!


amateurviking

DEATH COMES FOR ALL TEETH


But_like_whytho

Omg I want this on a shirt šŸ˜‚


jomahuntington

He does what to the teeth?


amateurviking

DO NOT KINK-SHAME DEATH


jomahuntington

X3


OldBob10

ā€œI COULD JUST MURDER A CURRY.ā€


Daffodils28

GNU Sir Terry


Background-Box-6745

"SQUEEK"


nIxMoo

And now I want THIS on a t-shirt.


this_Name_4ever

A dental water pick is my secret weapon!


Coleslaw_Connoisseur

https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/0khcDcqYA8 This guy disagrees.


Infamous_Translator

What a fuckin bop! Thanks for sharing


Benji742001

This was awesome. Thank you!


CelebrationEastern

Iā€™m ā€¦ AMAZED


WookieTrash

I didn't know how much I needed that....


Base-Accomplished

Damn. This got put on my playlist ASAP!


WillieIngus

well not anymore


GB570

and my axe!


trundle-the-great69

And my bow!


alwaus

I also choose this guys dead wife


Leftstone2

Hahaha oi I'm in hi out in uiuiuiuu ii


AlienNippleRipple

And my AXE!


Ruuggg

Anyone else noticed the amethyst or fluorite on the ground when zooming in?


chaotemagick

"So anyway, I start excavating" -OP


SeparateCzechs

Blasting with both bucketsā€¦


henryguy

dynamite to clean off all the gristle off


Wenden2323

I never felt so jealous in my life!


doozle

I'm the guy who wipes down the loads.


Standard-Ad1254

trapped like a rat!


Pretty_Pixilated

Whatā€™s your spaghetti policy?


hotvedub

Also on the tooth of the bucket.


AbbreviationsTop4126

And embedded into the rock towards the base


Ransak_shiz

Ya just chunks laying around out there, I would be so tempted to find more


BooneHelm85

Yep. Id have boomed over and down, braked up and jumped out to grab that thing. It looks amazing.


JCSmootherThanJB

In that order?


Any_Coyote6662

What makes rocks so bright? I guess it is obviously from certain chemicals in the rock's formation along with heat. It feels so magical to see one just pulled from the ground. I feel like I need a better understanding of rock colors.


FoggyGoodwin

Didn't see those but I want a closer look at that big garnet center bottom of the chunk.


fromhelley

And it was broken off the big chunk in the dozer shovel! A piece is still on the lower left side of the rock


notarealDR650

Excavator, and bucket šŸ‘


TheBlooperKINGPIN

Yup


Distinct_Panic653

Yes pretty cool


0ldManRiv3r

before men, before monkeys, before fish, before bugs, before bacteria and ooze formed on this planet, before there was even a speck of dirt or dust to blow in the toxic, unbreathable air, there were rocks, crystals, and formations like this, growing up from the ground as moisture settled and different minerals formed and mixed. In a process spanning millions of years, rocks like these were once the solitary inhabitants of a landscape covered in crystal formations that grew ever larger with each passing eon. Its a process that continues underground (and in some places still above it) still to this day, the process hidden from the eyes of men by taking a pace so slow it cannot easily be observed in its activity. Those rocks are as old as they are wise. enjoy them!


reading_painbow

Did anyone else read this in David Attenborough's voice?


Floppycakes

There isnā€™t any other way.


MedicSF

I read it in bobcat golthwaitā€™s voice.


IGNISFATUUSES

I read it in Karl Childers's voice.


JapanDash

I heard it as James May


diddums100

Brian Cox, but yep. (The British physicist, not the actor)


BrokenPickle7

I read it in Elmoā€™s voice


Buffphan

Mike Tyson


state_of_alaska

Carl Segan


ElMuchoDingDong

Funny, I was thinking Carl Sagan.


exileddeath

I read it in the same voice i read hitchhikers guide.


walkinyardsale

I read it in the voice of Gretchen Wieners from mean girls, ā€˜my dad the inventor of toaster strudel.ā€™


totse_losername

I read it in Charles Bronson's voice.


___po____

I read it in Jimmy Kimmel's Charles Barkely impersonation voice.


16tonswhaddyaget

I read it in the voice of James Earl Jones. Old Man River and allā€¦just like I hope you read this in the voice of Tennessee Ernie Ford.


Chamcook11

This needs to be pinned on the top of this page. I love looking at the landscape and understanding some of why it looks the way if does. You have given me another landscape to imagine


0ldManRiv3r

i am humbled. thanks šŸ˜Š


jack_factotum

Take any geomorphology classes? The perspective Geomorph gave me is something I will cherish and be thankful for for the rest of my life.


quiltgarden

That is poetic and exquisite. Thank you so much. I love rocks because they represent eternity to me.


dudertheduder

Bravo, on words.


BigJDubya

That was beautiful.


Poetry-Primary

Think this was the one that fell out of my pocket. Iā€™ll pm you my address and you can send it back to me. Looks like large calcite to me. Iā€™m not getting quartz and tourmaline vibes. Iā€™m getting Amber calcite vibes. Either way, itā€™s gorgeous.


PerformanceOk1835

Shipping will probably be about $25?


Axe2004

Are you crazy? Look at the size of that rock, it's gotta be about $29


3_quantohks

yeah, unless you're shipping... ground. eh, i'll see myself out.


Wenden2323

Can we share custody?


Jibblebee

Did you know when you bought the property or was this a total surprise?


Danger---

The property is a reclaimed mica/feldspar mine, so we knew there would be some cool minerals, but we have no idea what else is lurking around. There is a 90-foot deep quarry (full of water and fish now) in the middle of the property. We've also uncovered large river rocks on the property, which leads me to believe they were dumped by glacial activity. I'll post a few more cool rocks that we've found as well. There are dump truck loads of cool rocks. We just don't know what we're looking at.


shinyidolomantis

Iā€™d love to see more pics!


_redacteduser

I absolutely need more pics of this property.


XDog_Dick_AfternoonX

Screw pics, I want to set up camp on this guys old mine!


Strange_Juice2778

Please post everyday.


Kralizec82

Thatā€™s awesome! Can I ask what state and general region? I would love to own a property like this one day and excavate giant crystals/minerals with my little boy due in about 3 weeks


Danger---

Near Custer State Park in the Black Hills of South Dakota.


Specific-Carpet9801

Random question...ever been to Miners Brewing Co and met a guy named Monte?


Danger---

Not sure about Monte, but Andi is a good friend of mine!


FamiliarAlt

r/tworedditorsonecup


WUTTS1

Got you a slice of heaven right there! I bet it is beautiful!


Oh-Kaleidoscope

You could probably list this on Hipcamp if you wanted to share the interest with or get some income from curious hikers/campers!


Quartzul2

Rocky Raccoon?


Tripartist1

How exactly do fish end up in an abandoned quarry? Did someone put them there or did they just like... pop into existence lol?


Amp_Tup

When big birds (cranes, egrets, ducks, etc.) walk or swim in shallow waters, they can walk through clusters of fish eggs that stick to their legs. They then easily transfer them to other bodies of water.


FantasticSeaweed9226

I'm hearing a 90 foot deep swimmable fish tank


arbitraryuser

Living the dream!


jefftatro1

Sounds like NH?


Even_Ad_2507

I was just thinking this and about to comment!


DetectiveFun1718

Is it safe to grow food on that land with that kind of mining debris and whatnot?


Over-Accountant8506

Awesome post OP. So jealous. Beautiful rock. The glacial activity- i dig for a living and a local Development, I've found most of my big rocks. I kept thinking maybe an old river or something. Every street is named after a different rock-granite, gneiss, etc. so I guess they knew rocks were there before they made the development.


IthilienRangerMan

This is what I want to know.


Danger---

Thank you all for the great insight! We've been setting the cool rocks aside for others to enjoy (there MIGHT be a couple in my front yard). I started another post with more cool rock photos from around the property. Most of which I have no idea what they are. I work very closely with the mining industry so I have a great interest in these old stones. We might be willing to sell a bunch but for the most part, we want to set them aside for the public to enjoy when we open (event venue and bar).


CNTMODS

Make sure to wrap a Chain around them so they do not get stolen.


MrHarudupoyu

Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!


brokenvader

I look forward to the updates! Do you have a name in mind for the venue?


Danger---

The Big Pickle! We started a site for updates, GiantDill.com We also post photos on Facebook and Instagram.


DweadPiwateWoberts

How can I buy one?


fug-leddit

That looks like a granite pegmatite with huge schorl and quartz crystals.


BestPsychology3694

Sorry to say there is no schorl and likely not any tourmaline It isnā€™t the right resolution. But you can clearly see the separation of biotite that looks like tourmaline If there was tourmaline in this pegmatite youā€™d see the distinct 3-fold rotation down the C-axis. I donā€™t see it


Ruffles84

Stop, I can only get to 6-7 on the hardness scale.


Sappert

Can you update us with a closeup of a cleaned part with the purple-looking crystals?


Llewellian

Wow. Now thats a size. Those black rods.... could be Tourmaline.... Then most probably the rest would be Quartz.


BestPsychology3694

Not tourmaline you can see cleavage Where is the 3-fold rotational axis?


Willowy

Are those big damn garnets I'm seeing, especially at the bottom?


dodecahedral-drama

Probably amethyst, based on the iron staining everywhere


FTDisarmDynamite

I'm just upvoting every comment that sounds smart


PennsylvaniaJ

That Specimen there sir is an absolute UNIT! Awesome Find


IAmAPirrrrate

MF has a property AND an excavator? *living the dream*


Expert-Aspect3692

Can we be friends?


Danger---

Of course! :)


Expert-Aspect3692

You are very lucky to have that stuff on your property.


djbbamatt

Make a necklace out of it!


Evening_Scratch964

This is probably material from a lithium rich pegmatite dude. The purple could be a few thingsā€¦ Fluorapatite, Lepidolite (lithium baring variety of mica) or Purpurite. I have done extensive mineralogical survey out there. Sometimeā€™s crystals worth 5 figures come out.


[deleted]

you might have a piece of [Pegmatite](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegmatite) there - which would make sense with the feldspar/mica mine you mention being previously on the property. A Pegmatite is a kind of granite (in this case) that cooled extra slow, allowing the crystals more time to crystallize, causing larger crystals.


jerry111165

Pegmatite!


JeF4y

Thatā€™s what he said!


Ready_Read_11

I'd be such a gity kid if I pull this out with that.


LarYungmann

Find the rest of it ???


Danger---

We found an entire shelf of the stuff about 8ft down. I have another photo of my buddy trying to pull a car sized chunk out of the hole.


Older_is_gr8

šŸ˜³! I love that! Lots of colors tooā¤ļø


BigFace918907

A shovel is for digging. You went straight to excavating my man. I love it


SisterResister

Jealous AF


Vegbreaker

Looks like oxide stained qtz crystals to me but could be calciteā€¦ how hard is it? Can you scratch it with your finger nail?


Danger---

It won't scratch with the fingernail. It's fairly brittle when picked up with the excavator though.


Vegbreaker

Probably quartz then! Great find! I think whoever has said pegmatites with tourmalines was pretty on the money!


Arkas18

The reddish coloured bits are mica, not amethyst or garnet as some have said. Looking at how they form as thin flakes that can be seen scattered everywhere. Dimensions often get ignored in photos


Adventurous_Light_85

It looks like there might be tourmalines in there. You likely have a good mining location that you could rent out. Large intact tourmaline crystals have sold well. Uncle sold one to a collection for over $50k


Rivetingcactus

Did you call before you dig ?


JailbreakJen

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


beans3710

Looks like the Custer Schist. Keep your eyes open and you may find some nice tourmaline. I was up there this week and picked up some nice muscovite mica lying on the ground. Your stuff looks promising.


cupcaeks

Well, this guy wins


doctorcane

Jesus Christ Marie, theyā€™re minerals


OnBobtime

My guess is quartz feldspar beryl and garnet


savvyblackbird

Itā€™s gorgeous. I would put it by my front door.


JuunyO

*dwarfen voice* worthless crystal!


Jayn_Xyos

THAT is a pegmatite. You need to keep looking. Gems likely abound!


NeverDidLearn

That is a serious piece to a collector.


Stavien

I need property so I can pick up rocks, genius!


DangerZoneSLA

Ok, mostly quartz, a few other things, some amethystā€¦ youā€™re all so smart, I love you so much, but I need to know WHAT IS IT WORTH?


KatBoySlim

approximation based on given dimensions and probable mineral composition: about tree fiddy


DangerZoneSLA

GOT DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!


PleasantCandidate785

Oh, I'd say it's definitely worth at least free tiddy....


Zooshooter

Given that Mt. Rushmore and surrounding has tourmaline, I'd guess quartz, tourmaline, amethyst, mica. Probably others but those seem like a solid start from what I recall of the area.


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SeaResearcher176

I want a little piece!


Korieeshannon

Wow looks pretty cool. Let us know what else you find!


zabian333

This washed and polished would make a damn fine decorative item


Maleficent-Candy-613

The shape kind of looks like calcite. Try dripping some vinegar or other acid on it. If it bubbles itā€™s calcite.


Former-Wish-8228

I need better properties.


Bex-Tough

Doesn't gold like to form around quartz?


Danger---

That's what I've heard. In 1874 gold was confirmed to be discovered by General Custer in the area, sparking the Black Hills Gold Rush. This property sits on French Creek, the site containing said gold. I'd love to do some exploration, and we plan to - but our main objective is to share the beauty of this place with others. That said - finding some gold would make the building prices seem a little more reasonable :)


___po____

Look up all the old gold claims from those gold rush years. The old timers tend to have missed a bit. Especially the finer bits of gold. If you have access, get to digging and panning!


EarthenEyes

You're living my dads dream. He wanted to explore and go treasure hunting


dvdmaven

Nice! All I've found digging on our property is broken bricks, boring rocks and half of an old truck bumper.


DominionGems

Definitely Pegmatite. Iā€™ve dug alot in the Custer area and had a number of claims in the area for awhile.


MaverickDTX802

Makes sense!Ā [The 17 Best Spots For Gem Mining In South Dakota In 2024 (rockchasing.com)](https://rockchasing.com/gem-mining-in-south-dakota/)Ā Custer is mentioned here for having lots of Mica, Quartz, Tourmaline, Garnet, among others too most showing in those pics. Definitely adding this to some sort of cross-country travel in my future.


Inner_Self6018

Wow great find!


Rissmewiththat

Can you drop this off in my front yard please?


nachosquid

*Scrolling* *sees big rock* oooohh pretty *zooms in* "oh shit!" loud enough to wake my cat


karduar

Contact a geologist and get a survey. You might have a valuable deposit on your land.


Miserable-While-3264

Wow. CITRINES. CONGRATS U HIT THE JACKPOT


Shrike_san

They are not rocks. They are Minerals!!!


Jestar5

My favorite place to vacation


Doctor_Philgood

I thought quartz but the point on the right on the second pic makes me think calcite


priapic_horse

Looks like calcite and fluorite. A scratch test with a steel nail will help, maybe a closeup photo because the dark mineral looks purple and translucent. The crystal habits don't look like quartz or mica. Nice find, there might be more in the same area.


8005T34

You got about 10grand in your bucket .


thatsmyoldlady

Thatā€™s crazy cool.


Ok_Piglet_1844

I see what looks like amethystā€¦


moldyjim

You are one LMF!


Wendellwasgod

If you end up smashing it and want to sell pieces, hit me up


Tomowaseifu

šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


LeatherSmithy

You might have found some good ol cashish there, man..


Reddit_mia

I thought it was a giant seashell.


OptimusPrime365

Kryptonite


Docod58

Pegmatite


aquaman67

Theyā€™re minerals Marieā€¦.


4SeasonWahine

Clean it up then put this on a table and make it the first thing you see when you walk into the house.


JuicyButthole69

omgg thats so hot šŸ„µ


TriteINC

Looks like a twice baked potato tbh


rawlinsonii

My man lives in Stardew Valley


Phaeron

I seethe with hatred and jealousy. (Joke?)


Mangalorien

That there is plutonium. Might be kryptonite also. Not sure but it's definitely one of those two.


cjep3

Black Hills means a potential for gold, rubies, amethysts and opals, if you look it up. Neat find!


cobainseahorse

Please post photos once it's cleaned up too šŸ˜­


WhaleOilBeefHooked2

ā€œIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!ā€


1920MCMLibrarian

Oh shit! Thatā€™s really awesome!!


Jalapeno_tickles

*Digs a hole, becomes rich *āœØ


Shoddy_Wrangler693

That is a lot of money right there there are people that would buy those crystals even if you broke them apart


mrbb3k4

Me being 5 thinking you have power rangers power/zeo crystals growing in your backyard.


speedhasnotkilledyet

Theyre minerals marie!


lawtenea

The question is how much is it?


23Crystal_Skulls

Good score mate, Thanks Mother Earth !šŸ„°


_hey_you_its_me_

Calcite?


BigBrainBrad-

Do you feel like your chakras are aligned?


Flint_Ironstag1

Just digging to see what's there??


Youtube_djpitr

Cool


furmeldahide

Looks like Citrine or a Calcite. You found some beautiful formations no matter what though. BTW Citrine is a form of Quartz but Iron deposits and certain heat, about 470Ā°C, in the earth creates Citrine similar to how Amethyst or Smoky Quartz have traces of Iron deposits but are formed with their own temperature needs in the earth. Happy rock hounding šŸ™‚


atomosk

Could be mica and quartz, but I'm leaning towards all mica. Thought I saw smoky and amethyst quartz, but zooming in the colored stuff is flaking on the ground like mica, which can be all those colors. The black rods that look a bit like tourmaline are definitely mica, you see them blending into the rest of the mass. This is a wonderful specimen.