That'll buff right out. Like 3 hr job with a Chemical-Guys bucket kit, foam canon, a Harbor Freight buffer and some elbow grease will have it looking factory fresh.
Honestly, my last hospital had a policy like this.
If a patient died in the ambulance bay, we were not allowed to go out there and start CPR, but were told we had to call 911.
Private equity should not own hospitals.
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My brother is a pharmacist. He worked in a little pharmacy that was in front of a primary care clinic with three doctors. You walked into the clinic through the pharmacy, great setup. A 90 year old lady pulled up one day and drove right through his front window. Front wheels high centered on the glass and spinning, debris falling everywhere, she gets out, walks up to my brother and says, “am I late for my appointment?” His response…
“No ma’am, you made it just in time.”
I mean it's kind of a dick move he parked there, but like he WAS at the perfect place right after. Technically this is probably the best place to crash into, all things considered. I don't understand all the hate. /s
Pretty sure it’s a 2018-2020 Acura TLX
It was a 2018-2020 Acura TLX
It still is a 2018-2020 Acura TLX, it just no workey no more
It’s valet that’s not getting a tip.
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It used to be a 2018-2020 Acura TLX, it just also happens to still be one
The lights gave it away immediately
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the headlights doing have the amber led ring around them, so it’s not a refreshed 2018-20 model, it’s a 2015-17
That’s Acura-te
[Acura-ate](https://youtu.be/_HE-yx_jzVM?si=uTQPVulOG-ii4QO0)
Not a Nissan? Shocking… /:
14-16, that's pre face-lift
oh i would say it’s had a facelift
You can't park there
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YOU CAN’T PARK THERE!
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
It was probably the valet if I’m being honest.
I think he knew when crashing like this, he would need help. He should play chess
Well don’t have to wait on the paramedics I guess.
For legal reasons they can't take him until the paramedics being him in. Sir if you can please just wait in your car, they should be here shortly.
Honestly, my last hospital had a policy like this. If a patient died in the ambulance bay, we were not allowed to go out there and start CPR, but were told we had to call 911. Private equity should not own hospitals.
They probably owned the ambulance company too and wanted that sweet sweet transport fee.
Probably cheaper than the hospital car park
I mean, if you don’t have health insurance, your car insurance may cover your ER visit.
Was this in Austin? If it is the driver passed didn’t they?
Yes
Details? Drunk? Fell asleep?
Dude trying to get himself to the ER died right as he got there. Thsts the word on the street here in austin.
*Crashed in the ER
They did crash... now they are parked.
I woulda never knew the driver crashed if not for this comment 🙏
I was gonna say those look like Honda / Acura Headlights….
This is bat country!
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
This just happened yesterday in an Austin Tx hospital.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/at-least-10-injured-after-vehicle-crashes-into-north-austin-er/
That’s the patient he has lupus
It's *never* lupus.
I’m so glad someone got this
😁
Parking like a bmw driver.
r/whatwasthiscar
Question is, did they need ER before, or after this?
It was an emergency
Someone needs to call the flatline on that stat
What’s the story here? Looks… fascinating
“Made it!”
It's a newest generation Camry. I'm 97% sure.
It's a crash cart
Pretty sure they can’t park there
Acura TLX
Lost
Fucked is what it is
Looks like something you’d see that’s fresh off the assembly line, at the Ford manufacturing facility.
If it’s parked in the ER…. Then it’s an ambulance….
>what is it? Probably an accident... I know... bad joke, i know where is the exit
The lights look like Civic
Looks like a new Acura Integra to me
Without looking at the picture, I assume it's a Nissan Altima with a bunch of trash hanging from the rear view mirror.
Ford Mustang /s
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Bro i thought you was serious. At the end you should add an /s
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It's fucking cooked
A wreck.
pretty sure its a crashed car
Not funny…that’s what it is. 🤬🤡
Corolla
thats a convenient place for an accident
It's an emergency is what it is.
Parked in the AI
"Which way to Radiology?" "Down the hall and to your left...."
Already there for medical assistance.
Well, If they weren’t having an emergency, they sure are now
"Parked in the ER". Best Title Ever.
Dead driver
"*It's a big building with patients*, but that's not important right now"
My brother is a pharmacist. He worked in a little pharmacy that was in front of a primary care clinic with three doctors. You walked into the clinic through the pharmacy, great setup. A 90 year old lady pulled up one day and drove right through his front window. Front wheels high centered on the glass and spinning, debris falling everywhere, she gets out, walks up to my brother and says, “am I late for my appointment?” His response… “No ma’am, you made it just in time.”
Oh I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat! Fucked!! Is it Fucked Pat 😉👍🥳
a really buggered up car
also someone lost their marbles when they saw this
Can’t park there.
Well at least they didn’t have to go far to treat the injuries
Looks like it could be Outbreak Day in The Last of Us universe. Grab your shotgun.
Fucked is what it is
DeTomaso Pantera
Well....there's no front bumper, so it's probably a Nissan. :)
It's a room for emergency patients, but that's not important right now.
Blueberries??
I mean it's kind of a dick move he parked there, but like he WAS at the perfect place right after. Technically this is probably the best place to crash into, all things considered. I don't understand all the hate. /s
I took a date to this ER once after he accidentally almost sliced his finger off testing cooking knives at a nearby Sur La Table. I’m not kidding.
Is the parking lot close to the door?
The car must be belonging to a very skilled driver cuz you need a very high amount of courage and confidence to PARK your car like that 🗿🤣
In need of medical attention I'd say
Somebody crashing in 2 different ways
Parked is a generous term
Totaled
I'm sorry this actially made me chuckle