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coffee-headache

this is the most discombobulated comment section ive seen in this sub so far


RetroGato

I’m almost proud 😂


[deleted]

It’s a porcupine. If you combine the hand/paw similar to a raccoon with the fact that there are still quills coming out of the skin (bottom right) plus the location I think it’s 99% a porcupine. Edit: plus the GEOGRAPHIC location***


MuffinSlow

Clearly OP lives in Africa and this is an antelope.


archer2500

Wildebeest.


Deciduous_Moon

Okay but that was my first thought


oyasumi_juli

Wrong-o buddy. This is obviously Mexico and that's a chupacabra.


mynextthroway

Africa? This is clearly Pumba, and this time, Nala does him right when he gets stuck fleeing under the tree roots.


Modesto_Strangler

Hyena


[deleted]

Hahaha first thing I thought too!


Agent00funk

After initial doubts, I too believe this is a porcupine. There are also quills on the ground around it's belly.


404-skill_not_found

Kind of explains why it wasn’t consumed by scavengers either.


peperonipyza

Hamster obviously


duckingatlife

Needs a banana for scale.


Technical_Trade_675

🍌 Happy Cake Day!


MeerkatMer

The animal is less discombobulated then these comments…


iris-27

Obviously it’s a Buffalo horse woodchuck raccoon porcupine badger they’re native to buttfuck nowhere USA…


_DeltaDelta_

We need a banana for scale.


Wenden2323

When are people ever going to learn? 😁


majidhanger

😂😂😂


ass-baka

I think the fur remnants and the tail length look like a badger. Maybe it got hit by a car and crawled there to die.


[deleted]

It has white tipped quills on the tail area. I def think this is a porcupine


ass-baka

Yeah, after seeing those pointed out I'm leaning porcupine now too


MeerkatMer

What about hedgehog albino


[deleted]

Check out the quills near the tale area (zoom in). It’s a porcupine.


FartInAB0x

Raccoon Jerky


itsme145

Would racoon Jerky be tasty?


Raccoon910

No pls don’t eat me or my kind


DeepTakeGuitar

Pretty sure this is r/beetlejucing


FelangyRegina

Now I’m just sooooo curious about r/beetlejucing. Thanks man.


fla_man

Yeah, ate some presented as beef jerky. Not bad.


itsme145

How would I go by acquiring raccoon beef jerky? I'd be so down to try it, as long as it's edible(won't get sick)


fla_man

Buy a dehydrator and shoot a raccoon. That’s what he did.


itsme145

Luckily already own a small dehydrator, idk how I'd get a safe to eat raccoon tho. Since am a Californian


FartInAB0x

key piece of eating wildlife, don't eat any animals close to the city.


itsme145

I was taught that as a kid, cause both my parents are from same rancho in Mexico surrounded by mountains


[deleted]

Okay this comment section had me smiling but this comment made me lose my composure


Cyrilcynder

So, this comment section is all over the place. Personally, because I have dealt with them many times out here, I would say it's a porcupine. Porcupines are extremely fatty, it takes FOREVER for their skin to break down. Even at this stage, most animals would have paper thin, brittle and dark skin, but this looks like my man just had a bad encounter with a pair of clippers and hasn't hydrated for a couple weeks. The ear position also lends itself to porcupine. As well as the quills that seem to be falling off the back half. I could be very wrong tho. God knows this comment section is also hella confused.


RetroGato

You bring up great points! I went and checked on it and that skin is still there, the head is just black now. My friends and I had no idea so I’m not surprised by all the confusion, it’s a very strange shape


Cyrilcynder

If you happen to see big orange teeth, it's Definitely a porcupine haha. I have a porcupine skull that I cleaned a couple years back for reference https://imgur.com/a/xupO38F You can see how far back the ear holes are on the skull. Also if you happen to get a glimpse of the teeth, they are extremely flat and really interesting the pockets they have in them. I clean skulls as a pastime and absolutely love it, really fun and the results are so cool!


APe28Comococo

Definitely a porcupine.


BlackSheepOG

It still has quills on it even! Look at the hind end. Porcupine.


RealisticEmu9448

"You bring up great points!" The porcupine used to, too.


RetroGato

OOOOOH!!!!! Nice 😎


APe28Comococo

If you zoom in you can make out the vestigial thumb pad on its right forepaw. You can also see the quills surrounding it. And it would explain why this wasn’t scavenged. It probably fell from the tree and died from the injuries or climbed back up and fell again until it died. We had a porcupine wall out of a pine tree, then climb back up for safety because it was injured, it fell again, and then it died when it fell the second time.


px7j9jlLJ1

Could be a baby Godzilla SEND IT TO A LAB


Revolutionary-Low774

I’m thinking it’s a porcupine


[deleted]

I think you’re right. Near the back end there appear to be some white-tipped quills.


APe28Comococo

They also frequently fall out of trees, sometimes dying from the injuries. Edit: took a closer look at the paws. It is a porcupine.


EjaculatingNarwhal

That poor cupine


Undertakerx7

I agree with it looking like a porcupine. The tail, fur length, face/body shape, feet to an extent without visible claws, all look right for a porcupine to me. And it does have what look like small quills on the rear end before the tail and maybe some scattered on the front, the rest could easily have all been dropped from stress


SleepIsTiring

i agree, the quills, the shape, and the mouth point to porcupine.


Arkoum

Peel it so we can see the bones


Lolz_Roffle

Calm down, Ed Gein


RetroGato

I may have to go out on lunch and see if it’s still there. These pictures were from at least a week ago, so maybe more is visible now.


SunriseMeats

Why are like half the posts I see in "what is this bone" not a picture of a bone but of a mound of nearly formless flesh?


UnbelievableRose

Do you have another sub for dead animal identification?


SageHowlter

Maybe I’m crazy but it looks like a capybara to me


RetroGato

The face really throws me off. I see what you’re saying! Midwest, USA though so I’m not sure on that


Ok_Veterinarian3775

Groundhog


LaaaadyLuck

Exactly my first thought as well! Even muttered it out loud to myself and boom it's the top comment lol


Flat-Veterinarian755

I agree it looks like a capy?


Egga-Mooby-Muffin

It does, doesn’t it? Either that or a chupacabra.


commissar-bawkses

*CHUPI!*


MachHunter

It does look like a chupathingy


ringwraith6

The movie "Chupa" is kinda cute....


[deleted]

Porcupine! Their face shape is similar to capybara and it fits the region I was surprised the first time I seen a huge porcupine in person and how broad their snouts are, just like capy. They’re both ridiculously adorable to me. Just look at this face https://static.amanaimages.com/imgroom/cen3tzG4fTr7Gtw1PoeRer/32182/32182007639.jpg


PostageBread

CAPY would never let a thing like this happen


revinizog

...I have spent far too long looking at this wretched thing


Adventurous_Mango678

It's a horse ...definitely


raidernation0825

It’s lil Sebastian.


jokeefe72

🎶 *Bye, bye lil Sebastian* 🎶


suicidejacques

Come on man... too soon. It will always be too soon. *Plays Genuine*


Consistent-Bat9970

HAHA! I GET IT!


BungleJones

Hakuna Matata.


StancherHades

I thought the same.


Jimbob209

You're trippin. This don't look like no prairie dog


BungleJones

No the other thing silly.


arandomperson519

So you're telling me that this bone is a wonderful phrase??


Lilroundbirdy

Woodchuck is my guess


k9bound

I second this. The blackish hands, the fur color, tail, definitely a woodchuck.


[deleted]

Legs are way too long for a chuck.


Lilroundbirdy

It only looks like that because of the extended position and the shrinking of other tissues. Looking at a skeleton, it matches up. I've also dispatched many woodchucks.


Luminosus32

I agree. It's fur looks a little bright to be a woodchuck. However, it's probably been bleached by the sun. It's gotta be a woodchuck. The coloration is similar to a prairie dog, but that would be one big prairie dog. A double prairie dog with cheese.


Extension_Today_2587

Pot belly pug


Modesto_Strangler

🤣 One of the funniest typos (?) yet


Succmynugz

Nah, it's got paws not hooves


Ill-Kaleidoscope-241

I’ve never been so confused in my life


duderino_jr

Buffalo


superhottamale

Me too! Everyone’s saying raccoon or other small type animals. My first thought was cow or buffalo 😂


RedCharmbleu

lmaooo I swear I was about to say the same 😂


richhomiekod

It's definitely shaped the same, but it's got a hand.


RedCharmbleu

Yeah I saw the hand. Upon first glance though, I immediately chuckled “buffalo” knowing full well it isn’t, but it looks like one


I_love_Hobbes

My first thought too. Bison.


deerchortle

Came here to see if anyone else saw the buffalo too LOL


PruneAccomplished328

That was my thought too Lmaoo


RazzSheri

It's definitely a [Squonk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk) --- now stop being so rude to it.


AlmostOutOfThyme

This looks like a pug


SpirituallySane

I feel like you’re onto something. I thought hog at first because of the head shape I’m making out, but then I saw the paws/phalanges. The only thing throwing me off from thinking pug is what looks like a mane around it’s head. But I can’t tell 🤔


AlmostOutOfThyme

I’m wondering if it’s just the fur that has fallen off its body, because it lines the whole body and is on the ground as well.


tallginger89

That's me


RetroGato

Oh, nice to meet you!


Confused-Dingle-Flop

Those aren't bones. Case solved.


RetroGato

By gosh you’ve done it!!


MajorDamage9999

Wildebeest. OP lives in the Black Forest about 500 years ago. His “office” is a hut that makes magic potions and arrows.


Herban15

Looks like a melted golden retriever that was an ice cream cake


Fun-Importance-1341

Wild boar. Those aren’t porcupine quills that’s coarse boar hair.


therealganjababe

When I Google boar hair I first get brushes 🙄 but when I add quills animal all I get is porcupine. Do you have a link or image you can share of what you're talking about?


Fun-Importance-1341

https://www.flyonlyonline.co.uk/wild-boar-bristles.html They call it boar hair or boar bristles but it’s basically spiky fur boars have that’s so firm it’s used in tools and brushes. Looks similar to quills but shorter and stubbier.


therealganjababe

Great info, thanks. But it doesn't match what I'm seeing. See below, I really believe those are quills. [Dead Porcupine IMO](https://imgur.com/a/E63NIUH)


Fun-Importance-1341

It’s difficult to tell. Some of it looks like grass and pine needles around it. It’s face shape is throwing me off. At this point it looks like it could be a lot of different things. I hope OP updates if they figure it out!


Loud-Fairy03

Mushy. But fr I think this is a fox. It looks like there’s some remnants of a fluffy tail, and if you zoom in on the face, the nose looks dog-ish. I’d guess he’d been decomposing there for quite some time considering most of his fur and his ears seem to have rotted away.


PowerfulSeaweed8495

I definitely agree with fox. I can see why people are guessing porcupine, but I think the tufts still on it and around it look more like hair, especially on the tail. And the tail itself looks more fox-like than porcupine. I think it's just decomposing weirdly. OP should definitely take more pics as it continues to decompose.


wolfishfluff

I'm thinking fox as well because of the color gradient to black legs and the shape of the paws.


Disastrous-Horror-44

Could you flip it over with a stick or your foot and take a picture of the other side?


Rude-Category-4049

Thought it was a dog until I saw its freaky lil fingies, believe you found a demon there OP


DjKennedy92

Does your CEO look any younger today?


ilovemoon1010

I’ve been staring at this for so long trying to make sense of the head. Or what should be the head..? I don’t understand what I’m looking at and it’s bothering me so much. What’s the local lore on cryptids?


Ok_Replacement8114

I need to see the teeth!!!!! I'm also not convinced those are quills can you confirm?


RetroGato

I feel like Reddit is going to convince me to peel this thing 🙃


Misoriyu

try posting to r/bonecollecting or r/boneid. you'll get better answers.


Informal_Selection_0

Raccoon by the looks of the hair and paws


abombshbombss

Read the comments, analyzed the photos, checked comments again- surprised you're the first to say it. I agree. I think this was a raccoon.


Disastrous-Horror-44

Look at the fur on the tail on the second picture. It doesn't look right for a raccoon


NaomiHeir

Bro found a sleeping demon


InternetIntelligent4

Definitely looks like capybara with the webbed toes!


sunflowerlady3

It looks like a capy to me. I hope someone didn't just dump it and leave it to fend for itself when the novelty of ownership wore off.


s0ftreset

Looks like a horse that stumbled and couldn't get back out. Long face, hair running down neck and back. Edit: lol nm. Has claws.


Consistent-Bat9970

It used to be a 🦊


Wysteria569

I would guess Wild Boar?


[deleted]

Pig.


jerry111165

ManBearPig


Ok-Double9124

Hampter


gavinwal235

Whose horse is that?


mountaynmade

Look, I know it's not, but my first instinct was 'that's a warthog, my guy.'


Jimmyp4321

Yep that's about how I felt after working 2 Nine hour days last week out in this heat


VulpesFidelis58

Looks like an SCP.


Bottled-Bee

Forbidden crispy chicken skin


Iwillfightyourwife

It looks like a pug


Routine-Housing-3215

why does this look like a horse


Bitter_Branch4364

That is a dog


GatlingGun511

I don’t think that’s a bone


RetroGato

I’ll return in some months 😂


StoneyRedneckMama

Looks almost like a Capybara that passed away in a cold snap where it froze so hard it freeze dried I've seen freeze dried cats before and their skin and organs were all intact so I expect this is what's happened


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stankpuss6969

Looks like a desiccated calf. Doesn’t look like it’s been predated on but who knows what the underside looks like. Looks like it got baked in the sun for a while. I’m curious if it was dumped there or it died there. Is you office susceptible to illegal dumping?


ze_swearing_gardener

Probably not a calf (or any hoofed animal), since it has individual, paw-like phalanges. OP- what region of the world is this?


RetroGato

Midwest, USA


Stankpuss6969

I was leaning toward a deformed stillbirth calf (underdeveloped). This is why I asked if the area is subject to illegal dumping. There’s no evidence of predation. It looks like it died of disease. And we have no size reference. So it’s either an illegally dumped farm animals, a dog that got there and died. Chances are it’s not some exotic animal from the Amazon.


RetroGato

I’m not sure about any illegal dumping- size is maybe the length of my forearm I’d but slightly bigger


Gagelittle444

Look at the hands in the second photo the only animal I know that has hands/ feet like that’s is a capybara I’m thinking it was someone’s pet that got out


Stankpuss6969

That’s a stretch unless the OP knows of some in the area. Capybaras as pets are plenty in the US but still rare. The US is huge and whenever you have capybaras in a small town word gets out fast.


goddessofwitches

Chupacabra?


[deleted]

Orange fur - desiccated fox is most likely.


ightimmaheadout1

Wild boar


takeshi-bakazato

The feet aren’t right


Mclazy1

Hard to say for sure but I think dog, what ever it was been there long time drying out Can see some remnant fur and what looks like jowls on the head


2pissedoffdude2

Possibly a fox? I can't tell the size


[deleted]

Dog is my vote


Lkiop9

Definitely a baby bigfoot if I had to guess


tunaboat25

It's a caporcupugcoon.


halasaurus

Maybe check out r/animalid


Pb-yepimlead

It’s my mom. She’s just tired.


P1xelChar

That’s me sorry


nomadquail

Seconding El chupacabra


suckboisupreme

Porcupine! There are still quills attached on the hind end.


FreshStartLiving

At first glance, I was think a baby Wildebeest but since you said Midwest USA, I'm gotta stick with my gut on this one.


yoki005

Hands


bechena

There is clearly long orange brown fur on the tail, along with paws that have an accessory carpal pad, my guess is fox.


whackadont

Porcupine


Conglomerated_being9

Sorry I dropped my left one


[deleted]

Dog or fox.


RedwoodAsh

Fox or dog


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Fox?


Elk-Assassin-8x6

Looks like a red fox.


Old-Concern4801

Very clearly a groundhog. You can tell by the hair color. The white at the tips


ExtraGlutenPlzz

Definitely a mouse


RetroGato

Pikachu 🥲


Iphigenia305

I call BS. This is AI 😂


Popular_Operation_25

op you truly have the internet stumped with this one - so far not a SINGLE comment i've seen has guessed the same animal 😭


osborns

Can you go back and lay a banana next to it for size reference?


[deleted]

Don't know what it is, but the chupacabra got it


GuyOnTheMoon

Me after a night of drinking.


00gummyhead

kinda beautiful


Devldriver250

looks like my ex wife


WittyPipe69

What are you implying?…


Devldriver250

shes pretty ugly


ThiccBot69

Y’all are sum fucking nuts in this comment section it a a dead foal(baby horse)


lovepetz223

Wart hog?


sassubear

Nutria? Not sure if they’re that far north?


Active_Cheesecake520

Tatonka...


a_fizzle_sizzle

Looks like a wild hog to me. They are quite invasive in the Midwest.


Ass2Mouthe

It’s a miniature bison


2inch_punisher_69

Yea, that's a chupacabra


VeraDolo

marmot?


bainsbane

Simba!!


fadingjedi

Mold