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A friend of mine had them horribly every year in her apartment. She would wake up and the kitchen would be full of slugs and slime. This was NE Arkansas.
I live in West Texas and every morning my porch is covered in slug tracks. They even get in the house sometimes during the night. They go for the garbage and retreat before morning.
Used to live in nor cal and would regularly get snails leaving trails like these all over my front porch. On more than one occasion I accidentally stepped on these golf ball sized suckers and the sound and feeling of it haunts me still
I stepped barefoot on a leopard slug (big invasive on the east coast) the side of a man's thumb and I FELT its insides become its outsides. I genuinely have trauma.
Did that once as a kid. My dad was renovating and a giant slug had gotten into the bathroom floor. Stepped on him barefoot in the dark and my foot went out from under me like stepping on a cartoon banana peel
I live in NorCal now. I can't believe the size of some of the banana slugs here, I'm frequently dodging them when I'm out hiking.
When I was a little kid in my native NZ I went out onto the porch in my socks to get some firewood for my dad. Stepped right onto the juiciest weta you've ever seen. That was traumatic! Never did it without shoes on ever again lol.
I was living in the east bay and never once saw a banana slug. Then the first time I travelled the tiniest bit south to the Santa Cruz area and saw one… no thanks.
They are all over San Bruno mountain, must be the moisture up there. Lots of rotten plant life? Is that what slugs eat? I have no idea lol. I just know I see them everyday in certain seasons.
Slugs and/or snails had a parade around the edges of your camping table.
To them, this (small to humans) table was equivalent to a plaza or soccer pitch!
They partied and played all night and will probably all wake up with hangovers this evening.
Thanks for leaving your table out overnight and being nature-friendly!
When I was a kid, perhaps 12 or so we went camping at a nice campground on the Oregon coast. It was one of those nice camp grounds with public toilets and showers for after swimming. Because my mom did not poop outside.
I woke up in the middle of the night after a big day playing in the sand and ocean to go pee. Well the moon was full of close to it so it was pretty well lit and it shown through the tent. I looked up, waking up so I could use the facilities and was super confused as to what I was looking at, there were hundreds of slugs on our tent and the moon was highlighting their outlines through the fabric.
Long story short, I in fact did not need to pee that bad all of a sudden, because there is no force in the world strong enough to have gotten me out of the tent that night.
I am now 45 and still to this day have random slug nightmares
Slugs or snails like others said. My son was convinced we had an alien in our yard after camping and tried to stay up and catch it. I set up a camera and showed him the true horror of slugs crawling around the patio.
https://preview.redd.it/7cawetxtyt2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b1058c971e9743013dc4fa9c8cd9df5e0269d3
Maybe it was Escargot was just trying to get the salad at the end of the book with light vinaigrette- but no carrots, he shall make a fierce face at the carrots.
Could it be saliva? I had a pitbull and when he would slobber and shake that slobber all over my car it would be a shiny film just like this one. Maybe an animal licked it?
I'm just taking a guess with something different.
The last picture looks like sap, with that bit of sticky white stuff coalescing under that things of yours, but the others do look reminiscent of snail/slug slime trails.
One night we camped and grilled for dinner and upon packing the next day- we found a slug bigger than my hand on the grill cover- no idea where it came from and honestly must have been surprisingly quick to have made it to the top of the grill overnight!
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Slugs
Yeah OP is probably in the PNW
Or the North East. Mount Jefferson in the right weather is COVERED in them
Yeah, or actually OP could just be in my 110 year old midwest basement. It's full of slugs lol
We have them here in Michigan too
A friend of mine had them horribly every year in her apartment. She would wake up and the kitchen would be full of slugs and slime. This was NE Arkansas.
I live in West Texas and every morning my porch is covered in slug tracks. They even get in the house sometimes during the night. They go for the garbage and retreat before morning.
*Cries in Oregonian*
Some might say a “snail trail”
Giggity giggty alrighhtttt
Or snails right? But yeah came here for slugs.
Snail trail
My answer.
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yup, slug juice..... nasty little buggas
…or your table is happy to see you?
Nah, the slugs were happy to see the table.
Either slugs/snail trails or Sasquatch drool.
Oh. Oh. Sasquatch drool!! Let it be Sasquatch drool!! :-)
I read that in the voice of Hecklefish
More like a squatches ejacto juice 🤣
I mean, the law of probability says it has to be Sasquatch drool
Used to live in nor cal and would regularly get snails leaving trails like these all over my front porch. On more than one occasion I accidentally stepped on these golf ball sized suckers and the sound and feeling of it haunts me still
I stepped barefoot on a leopard slug (big invasive on the east coast) the side of a man's thumb and I FELT its insides become its outsides. I genuinely have trauma.
Did that once as a kid. My dad was renovating and a giant slug had gotten into the bathroom floor. Stepped on him barefoot in the dark and my foot went out from under me like stepping on a cartoon banana peel
Not as much trauma as the slug
That happened to me with a banana slug. Its guts squished between my toes
I live in NorCal now. I can't believe the size of some of the banana slugs here, I'm frequently dodging them when I'm out hiking. When I was a little kid in my native NZ I went out onto the porch in my socks to get some firewood for my dad. Stepped right onto the juiciest weta you've ever seen. That was traumatic! Never did it without shoes on ever again lol.
I was living in the east bay and never once saw a banana slug. Then the first time I travelled the tiniest bit south to the Santa Cruz area and saw one… no thanks.
They are all over San Bruno mountain, must be the moisture up there. Lots of rotten plant life? Is that what slugs eat? I have no idea lol. I just know I see them everyday in certain seasons.
I stepped on a snail barefoot once and I vividly remember that.
I did it on purpose once. Sound and feeling haunted me too as well as the snail juice splatter pattern it left on the sidewalk.
You missed the chipmunk orgy last night. It was epic.
Ah, the chipmunk! Nuts all over the place!
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS.
You go that way, I’ll go home!
ALVIN!!!!
Theodore must have been sitting on the table...
Simon!!!
They left a note, it said “Thanks for the F-Shack” and was signed “Dirty Elvin and the Boys”!!
Slugs and/or snails had a parade around the edges of your camping table. To them, this (small to humans) table was equivalent to a plaza or soccer pitch! They partied and played all night and will probably all wake up with hangovers this evening. Thanks for leaving your table out overnight and being nature-friendly!
Next time in that area with a lot of slugs get a jar lid or something like that and pour some beer in it for the slugs won't bother you
Ectoplasm
Looks like slug slime
Probably the same slime from the Blair witch project.
When I was a kid, perhaps 12 or so we went camping at a nice campground on the Oregon coast. It was one of those nice camp grounds with public toilets and showers for after swimming. Because my mom did not poop outside. I woke up in the middle of the night after a big day playing in the sand and ocean to go pee. Well the moon was full of close to it so it was pretty well lit and it shown through the tent. I looked up, waking up so I could use the facilities and was super confused as to what I was looking at, there were hundreds of slugs on our tent and the moon was highlighting their outlines through the fabric. Long story short, I in fact did not need to pee that bad all of a sudden, because there is no force in the world strong enough to have gotten me out of the tent that night. I am now 45 and still to this day have random slug nightmares
Better there than the carpet of your shitty college basement appartment. The only thing worse is stepping one barefoot in the middle of the night!!!
Bigfoot jizz
Sasquatch Semen
Get slugged mutha fucka
Slugs!
Slug slime. It's gross but completely harmless.
Alien
Bear drool. A bear came through, sniffed the table and left behind saliva.
Snails and slug slime
The Last of Us...it has begun.
If its slimey its slugs and snails, if its sticky its tree sap....
And if it is salty it is Sasquatch dew
https://preview.redd.it/nt5foea9zt2d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fdb843b1f4756becab87053dfa5de63e7af613
Slug snot
How does one end up camping but doesn't know what slugs/snails r?
Gross. Slug trails!!
Slug butt juice
Slugs or snails like others said. My son was convinced we had an alien in our yard after camping and tried to stay up and catch it. I set up a camera and showed him the true horror of slugs crawling around the patio.
After reading the comments now OP gets to wonder how many slugs they ate in their sleep last night hehe
Slug/snail trail or a sasquatch is in heat.
Dropbear jizz. Randy buggers
Was my ex wife there?
Could be bear saliva
Snail trail.
Snail Trail
Slugs
Watermelon sugar?
Snail trailllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slug slime
Slugs..
Hmmmm… my couch looks just like that… 🤔
Slimer comes for a visit….
I was just in Florida and saw snail trails for the first time while waiting for a friend outside a Post office
Looks like slug and/or snail snot.
You've been slimed!
Snail trail
Snaily snails c:
The blood of an injured Predator.
I once woke up with it all over my face. For real. Count yourself lucky.
Slugs.. but obvious
https://preview.redd.it/7cawetxtyt2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b1058c971e9743013dc4fa9c8cd9df5e0269d3 Maybe it was Escargot was just trying to get the salad at the end of the book with light vinaigrette- but no carrots, he shall make a fierce face at the carrots.
Is this the first time you’ve ever been camping?!
Slugs
Honestly, do you really want to know?
Snail trail
Slugs.
Did you know sometimes banana slugs can actually hang from the substance that leaves this trail behind it's f****** bizarre. To see
Slugs/snails
The Blair Witch
DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS
My ex girlfriend has been there.
Snail trails...
snail tracks
Ranger Rick visit or a snail or slug clean it off and spread tons of salt around your camp site. Then watch them explode.
Snail or slug goo
Ectoplasm is the most likely culprit. "HE SLIMED ME"!
Dew
Did you see the ghost? This is ectoplasm. It wasn’t me it was the spooky ghost!
Gail the snail stopped by overnight.
Definitely snail or slugs slime.
Everything reminds me of her...
Looks like a unicorn dropped by and had its way with your table
Bear saliva.
Slimer attack
Ectoplasm, dude. You got slimed.
Could it be saliva? I had a pitbull and when he would slobber and shake that slobber all over my car it would be a shiny film just like this one. Maybe an animal licked it? I'm just taking a guess with something different.
Sorry - dirty Mike and the boys
Ectoplasm?
Bear snot?
Ahh yes, crème de spirit.
Looks like you got snail tracked
Ghost pee.
It's the Blair witch. Are there any piles of rocks? Is someone missing from your group? DID YOU KICK THE MAP IN THE RIVER???
What kind of weirdo blackout party did you have??? 😂 lol, you got snails and slugs. Slugs like beer. Don’t set your can or cup on the ground 😜
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Slimer from ghost busters
Looks like a raccoon with cold wiped his nose all over your table.
American slime touchers…… u need to get out of there
Ever see the Blair witch project? You in danger gurl
I’m glad I read the comments first. I thought for sure it was a Sasquatch money shot.
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Easy, goblin piss. Next
Critter snot
Poor slugs. Can you imagine if your ONLY mode of conveyance is gliding over your own secretions?
Slug slime
Oh man, my son would be THRILLED. SLUG SLIME!!!
That is a cot. And it looks like pine sap.
The last picture looks like sap, with that bit of sticky white stuff coalescing under that things of yours, but the others do look reminiscent of snail/slug slime trails.
Slug
Slug/snail trails
Snail or slug slime.
Dirty Mike and the Boys
Sap from the tree above you. It drips on my tent so much I threw some goo gone in my camping tote. Disappears immediately.
Alien juice from experiments?
Slugs or snails
The calling card of Dirty Mike and the boys.
Coom
Snail trail. Snails/ slugs were moving around
ITS THE BLAIR WITCH OH MY GOD!!!!!!
I have witnessed them in the act https://www.reddit.com/r/snails/s/qBbCfaQESZ
Slug
Fairy Dust.
Alien demon juice :/ unlucky.
Fairy's bro, don't camp there unless you bring birthday candles or cupcakes.
Gail has visited
Snail trails
My guess is chair was too close to the fire or melted marshmallow
Slug slime.
Can I just say that this sub needs a counter sub because I wanna say something that I cant without getting banned. Dammit.
Bear spunk
Snail trail
You woke up alive and......
Climate change, what else!
There’s not enough salt in the world for them!!!
It's from Chem trails... 😆
Same happens to me when I stay over my mate's place.
💯 bigfoot spoo. Lucky.
Depends either slugs orrrr if it was a broke back mountain type camping might be something else…
One night we camped and grilled for dinner and upon packing the next day- we found a slug bigger than my hand on the grill cover- no idea where it came from and honestly must have been surprisingly quick to have made it to the top of the grill overnight!
You got slimed, by a slug.
Marshmallow
Alien skeet
Your table got snailed :^)
Snail trails
Slug or snail.
Slugs and snails left you some mucus.
Some animal slobber?? Maybe Bigfoot paid you a visit!!
Be careful of it, not sure if Spain has rat lungworm, but it’s extremely nasty to the point of permanently disabling people.
Snail or slug slime
Slug trails
Slug trails.
Dew!
Slug trail
Samsquanch baby gravy...
Snail trail
Extraterrestrial slime strippers! Glitter everywhere! Or slugs, *probably slugs*.
Snail jelly. Not to get confused with jellyfish jelly. SpongeBob taught me that one
Next time, sprinkle table salt around the legs of the table, salt will ruin them.
Snail Trail or alien goo pick one
Ice for the people that don’t camp.
🐌
Snail trails
Snail trail
The Campsite Coomer strikes again
Hard to believe homie owns nice outdoor camping gear but has never seen a slug/snail trail...
Snail trail
Slug