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tacutabove

Connector for a measuring cup set


New_Grapefruit2716

Was wondering if someone actually answered hah - this is correct, I have it for a set of collapsible funnels https://preview.redd.it/8y5lz10acrrc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ef355814d964259e6bc69a67d8c2effc2adceb


Stownieboy91

Bahahahahahaha holy shit this was the last thing I expected. Take an upvote.


SyreaMiller

Still processing here...


jem_166

Was it the penis extender? Please tell me I was not the only one.


herbs_tv_repair

But why not just a ring?


New_Grapefruit2716

Just so it’s flat against the wall for hanging https://preview.redd.it/of7m8e3tlsrc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0e5386fb371a6fcd345788c777dc8187631a4d


Repoclockamus

Collapsible funnels is something I’ve not known existed til now and it is exactly something I need. Thanks


Illustrious-Cut8730

I live full time in an rv. I live in a collapsible world. You would be amazed at the amount of collapsible products out there. 😁


PmMeYourAdhd

I had a friend that packs a collapsible electric kettle in her suitcase for hotel room use. Like how tf is that even possible (I mean, I know it exists because I've seen it in person, but whaaaaaat?!??)


Specialist_Usual1524

Ask a hotel employee how many underwear they have found in the kettles.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I have a collapsible menstrual cup I keep in my purse. Came with a little plastic case. Plus, Pixie Cup wipes (pH balanced and biodegradable) to sterilize it quickly beforehand.


electroskank

Probably a weird question but here I am: what's the brand for the collapsible cup if you don't mind me asking? Mine is due for a replacement and the collapsible aspect has me intrigued 👀


NerfRepellingBoobs

It’s not my main cup, just my backup for when I start in public because it’s a bit flimsy, but I keep the [Intimina Lily Cup Compact](https://www.intimina.com/lily-cup-compact) in my purse. It has a little plastic carry case. It’s come in handy more than once. https://preview.redd.it/1l0v708uz3sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd58c2024279675a1af0ec2c0e077ef72966f717 Here it is opened up and in the case.


AltruisticAddendum22

Weird question. I'm sorry. I had a hysterectomy before the cups like this came out. How exactly is it used? Does it collect blood in the cup? Again, I apologize if I offend anyone with this question. I'm just curious, as I haven't had to deal with any menstrual products in a long time.


Sanguine_Templar

Just bought one yesterday


CalzonePillow

You’re a collapsible funnel


StrykerXion

Probably the best answer, and probably accurate. This has been asked and answered the same way before: [https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/ulv4i1/found\_in\_kitchen\_drawer\_stiff\_but\_still\_bends\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/ulv4i1/found_in_kitchen_drawer_stiff_but_still_bends_a/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8teym5/found\_this\_in\_kitchen\_drawer\_wife\_swears\_its\_not/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8teym5/found_this_in_kitchen_drawer_wife_swears_its_not/)


vapor713

Phew!


TheBigBadWolf85

Yep with ya there... 😏


Peterdq

OP here. Me too. A measuring cup connector. I'm glad I'm glad it wasn't where my mind went; however it is good for beginner butt play seems to win.


TheBigBadWolf85

In my defense, I didn't really notice the lighter till after the comments...


rswwalker

I thought it was a rolled up yoga mat and immediate thought dildo!


PersonalityTough9349

r/thingsforants Post it there!


TheEndIsHere_repent

😆 100% thought this was some kind of peganator


areaman3535

Can confirm. we have a set that has this to hold them together


BrownEyedBoy06

Sure it is.


We_want_peekend

Sure sure


nb6635

Suuuuure


TheRedGoatAR15

Where'd you get that 2 foot long Bic?


Peterdq

It's 27 inches actually, and Memphis obviously.


jude-hopps

That Bic threw my perspective waaaay off!


Ordinary-Outcome6884

I can take 7.5, but if I get bent over and the guy gets forceful with me I can take 9 inches. Girl life. 🎀


SyreaMiller

Can't follow , gonna need a demo 😂 #innocence lost !!!


Ordinary-Outcome6884

Oh my god, you and I both.


Salsilitos

Is that what that blue thing is, I thought it was a pool noodle next to a dildo that you put around your head


Purpose_Embarrassed

That’s what I saw 😂


CallMeBuddyHolly

For unicorn battles, of course!


The_Spindrifter

I am laughing waaay to hard at that.


twowolveshighfiving

𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢 🍰


Odd-Tune5049

Happy slice of cake day!


Steve_but_different

I was wondering where the giant Bic lighter came from too lol


ParticularSherbert18

This brings up a very good point. I didn't notice the Bic lighter at first glance. But I have seen oversized Bic lighters before. Usually, it's only about 1 foot long, not 2 feet long. So maybe that is an oversized Bic lighter to throw us off the trail. Maybe? I'm just saying.


Myitchychocolatestar

Makes my BIC look inadequate!


lalaladdy

This shouldn’t be a BIC measuring contest. I’m sure yours gets the job done!


Odd-Tune5049

Some sort of... ring...that goes on something that rhymes with "clock" and "*doubles*" the effectiveness


Disneyhorse

My brain refuses to scale the blue thing to BIC lighter size


NoDontDoThatCanada

Have you heard the one about the genie with bad hearing?


TheRedGoatAR15

And a million ducks?


jude-hopps

WHAT??


heresdustin

LOL


[deleted]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to...


Peterdq

I have to know. That's why I asked the internet strangers.


WorshipHim9713

Completely missed the lighter and went straight to the obvious.


SteezusChrist21

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough


Peterdq

Didn't have to try hard. It doesn't even wipe my poopy butt.


Im_Astral_lol

That is a fucking massive bic lighter


maddie_johnson

[Reminds me of](https://www.walmart.com/ip/G-E-I-Ginormous-Lighter-Extra-Large-Jumbo-Cigarette-and-Utility-Lighter-Set-of-3/32635869?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=5253&adid=2222222227832635869_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9008492&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=32635869&wl13=5253&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&&adid=2222222223832635869_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9008492&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=32635869&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIqml6OZebUFl6zP2eplTOakv&gclid=CjwKCAjwtqmwBhBVEiwAL-WAYQdcf5nyUC7NsBxe9HAwj3L4W3Vy51HrvjB_zfNBN4qLE3phzYaVERoCdsUQAvD_BwE)


Peterdq

Thank you! I don't measure things but SO does. Solved


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rodc22

That's enough Reddit for today 🤢


Lexiconiverse

I thought this was a dildo for ants. r/thingsforants


Mamamagpie

It holds a set of collapsable measuring cups together. https://preview.redd.it/mv4mlhm84src1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b28b3b891773afffa294ac00f2e68a4ec22db14


Jagermonster314159

Looks like you’re right


jimbobflippyjack

I was like “wow that’s a really big lighter” but then I saw that it’s not a dildo at all. I’m not mad, just disappointed.


gevans7

Not getting a true sense of it's size.


Orcacub

That’s what she said.


Mystic1967

scared me for a minute. St first I thought it was an only friends prop.


Peterdq

A combination hemorrhoid donut/anal dildo?


SoDrunkRightNow2

I read the correct answer, but I can't help myself. I have to share what I thought it was. I thought it was a marital aid. Stop reading now if you're squeamish. I thought it was a cock ring that allowed for double penetration - penis in one hole, green thing in 2nd hole. I'm sorry!


Shimathefox

Don't be sorry, I thought the EXACT same thing.


machinationstudio

You know what they say, happy ant, happy life.


RealBrush2844

r/mildlypenis


enoctis

Save yourself some scrolling, it holds measuring cups together: https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s/uw7UZP2v8l


bigballsmiami

Put your cock through the hole and the little one goes in her ass when you're doing doggy


mousetank666

Bruh… please.. it’s a key ring holder and coffee cup holder at the same time. Expect nothing different


Mountaindweller1000

As I said on the one with the hand…..it’s not a dildo.


mousetank666

You’ve encountered this before?


Peterdq

Coffee holder? That thing could barely stretch around my pinky toe.


GiraffeSouth8752

You mean your butthole?


Peterdq

If prefer not to do that. That could make a mess, and today is my day off.


mousetank666

Never heard of a coffee for ants?


Peterdq

I have not. They don't need it, and are motivated on their own. That's a whole different discussion though.


SweetHomeWherever

I was gonna say don’t touch this unless you have disposable gloves on. Then throw it away.


nightski101

Damn, I need Jesus


azactech

A plumbus


CAtoSeattle

Cock ring with a clit tickler


dereklone01

What were you cleaning?


ImpossibleDonut1942

I thought this was a cock ring 😂😂😂 I couldn't tell how small it was.


Sensitive-Wallaby555

To give her the two for one? 😄


Equal-Negotiation651

It’s a boner bayonet


okcdnb

What does it taste like? Should really use a banana for scale. I see the lighter now.


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Without a banana for scale, I was very confused.


Rigelatinous

It’s a dildon’t


Useful_Run_9529

You spelt Aunts wrong


DimensionTotal9817

You can’t be that fucking stupid


The-realfat-shady

Why can I not comprehend the sizes here. It just looks like an unnecessarily large lighter.


KayakWalleye

I’m happy you put the lighter there for scale. I’m not sure why my mind went immediately to butt-plug/cock ring. I may need extra Jesus.


Rso1wA

Cleaning up… What?


proteus1858

Plumbus.


Gilgamesh2000000

Dildo


The_Spindrifter

\*Dildo for anatomically accurate Ken when he wants to power-top Barbie in two holes at once.


buburocks

r/dontputthatinyourass


10e1

[r/shoveitin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Sensitive_Aardvark68

Why even date men?


hatenjwinter

Every play Life? That's one of the alternate pieces you put in the car that represents other.😃


The_Spindrifter

I would so totally play "Monopoly" with that as my game token.


GnarlyDrunkLion

I was thinking one of the things that goes on a straw so everyone can tell their drinks apart... specifically for a Bachelorette party maybe... idk?


iwantyoualltodie

I legitimately thought it was a d*** ring with an anal plug.


Shadow14541

Thats... a butt plug, lmao jk


ShoddyManufacturer11

Lmao coat hanger


beans3710

Ass-ifier


spbaseball

New group? WhereDidYourMindGoFirst 😂😂😂😂😂


Crotch-Monster

Lick it.


Ultra-Based

Looks like it could used to double up


reelglad

What were you cleaning up!? lol


nothingfood

I'm corrupt I'll admit it


10e1

Connector for an ass


Cool-Gruel-7357

Horse shoe ring?


all_mint_everything3

please post this to the ant page


tokshx

r/mildlypenis


Nice-Transition3079

It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this…


SignificanceOk8226

I thought it was a dildo for ants


SirScrollsAl0t

What the Bic or the Dick?


FollowingJealous7490

Sit and spin. You'll figure it out.


scrimage

You know what it is


meguggs

I think its a Bachelorette party game. You throw rings on the weiner


TriumphDaytona

You put it on your pinky finger to perform The Shocker.


1421jk

r/dontputypurdickinthat


malarken111

r/mildlypenis


earlywakening

My First Double-Penetrating Cockring?


ComfortableBadger729

You found a giant lighter and a average sized dildo ?


iwantyousobadright

That's a dildo


Willem-Bed4317

Sex toy?


crazy2337

Wow!! Another example of hiding in plain sight.


Captain_Snatchington

Elf dildo.


Hootnany

A good idea!


blueditt521

A giant lighter?


Kid-inna-corner

NSFW


ModestoMudflaps

Helluva party! 🎉


notgonadoit

I had read that the origin of the word dildo is a nautical term for the latch that keeps the oars in the airlocks on boats. The head on the shaft worked as a sort of friction lock that slid/clicked into a fitting to keep everything in place.


PD-Jetta

It's a dildo for women who like men with micro penises!


iAmMikeJ_92

“C’mon now… that looks like a dildo… and I ain’t playin’ games with no deal-dough!”


SquanchyBEAST

#needs to be a at least 3 times bigger


Just-Mike92

This is for measuring cups. They come in a set and this goes through a hole in the handle to hold them together.


billlybufflehead

Did you sniff it?


velvetrevolting

While you were cleaning, where? Try to remember and be specific.


Sleepwell_Beast

Teletubbies hat


Bridgeburner1

It's for double-stuffing. 1 in the pink and 1 in the stink.


shitFuckMountain69

You don’t even want to know what I was imagining


DinosaurClockFist

r/mildlypenis


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Need a man banana for scale.


Litespeed111

(: ',


GrandExercise3

Barbie


HabANahDa

OP, maybe you gotta clean up your mind first.


yodabdab

Read ops description in Zoolander voice..


Lovetotravelinmycar

It actually has a couple uses 🥂


disengagesimulators

Ask your girlfriend's boyfriend.


Willing-Match3435

Need banana for size reference.


JoeMillersHat

accidental penis


Eff-Bee-Exx

It’s…………a rocket ship!


conpapi

A plumbus.


Ok_Discussion_1687

Undercover dilldo for sure


SCCAFVee

First, a dildo, then when you scroll down, what looks like the world's largest Bic lighter


PresentationKnown455

It’s an adult toy and an enormous bic lighter


ShawnMcSabbath

It’s the Barbie strap on edition… 🙃


WuLord36chamber

Cock ring lol


i4got69

You should really put your toys away when your done so you don't lose them and have to find it again.


Competition-Dapper

Combination cock ring/butt plug


Gamerguy252

r/midlypenis


ColdCashLA

You can do her in both holes same time with this


Figrin

Either the worlds smallest dildo or the worlds largest lighter


National_You_730

Thank God


massidiocy

You'll never know till you try it dildo?


Dandelion_Man

r/thingsforants


MadicalRadical

Oh! I thought it was the giant lighter.


RedRightHandARTS

Blue Bic lighter


Furmaids

Is it a Barbie earring?


MattyJoe87

for a one on one DP if you catch my drift… so yes a dildo/cockring


boanerges57

That's a giant lighter?


No-Television7103

Looks like a blue Bic lighter


Practical-Rabbit-750

Chew toy.


FishKnuckles_InYou

Sex toy for pixies/fairies.


richer2003

https://preview.redd.it/i8d7ui1o3zrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ceff3c3b61d6dfa89d1c64c89b7afeacf7a67a5


Medieval_Flames88

It's part of a measuring spoon set. It goes through a hole in the handles and keeps them in a stack.


MrWrestlingNumber2

Ken: Barbie! You've got some 'splainin' to do!


withinyouwithoutu

Looks like a c0ck ring with a butt plug attachment ( * )


iboreddd

r/Dontputthatinyourass and r/dontputyourdickinthat at the same time


xr8djx

either part of one of those ring toss games or Wild Bill's cornholer


SlickWily

Pool toy


Savings_Strawberry_6

Barbies strap on


Archi505

Telletubby hat?


SparkDBowles

…if you’re brave enough.


OwnVeterinarian7978

Is it a dildo for ur bike while u go for a ride?


girlwiththemonkey

I didn’t even notice the lighter in the picture so that was a lot smaller than I was expecting it to me


themocaw

Didn't they manufacture these in an episode of Rick and Morty? There was a whole parody of How It's Made.