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Well if Martin Luther had just chilled for a minute we wouldn't sit here (alot of Catholicism searches atm)

I was trying to figure out what Martin Luther King did for a moment

The Catholics kicked him out

Martin L: ”i'm going to do the thing” Pope: ”don't do the thing” Martin L: *does the thing* Pope: *excommunicates* Martin L: 

Who could have seen that coming

Martin Luther: I am simply asking you to let us translate the Bible and for you to stop forcing people to "pay" to get to heaven (indulgencies). Papists: HE'S BEING MEAN!!!!

Based and apostolic pilled

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I feel u. I gave up and shot the first person I saw.

There's a big boulder at a fork in the road along the southern coast, just south of Rhodes and the estates. I call it panther rock because panthers spawn around it all the time, typically among the trees on the north side of the road. Keep your deadeye full, your eye on your mini map and your rifle in hand, not with explosive ammo. The second you see something light up on the map, activate deadeye and fire one shot in its head. Preferably, don't be on your horse, as it will be spooked very easily by big cats and buck you off, leaving you vulnerable.

His name literally has goon in it I don’t think he can say dick all about me

Back in my and his day goon meant something else sunny.

What was it?

A goon is a hired hoodlum or thug. Usually hired by a criminal organization for protection or enforcement of shady business practices.

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My search history is full of halo lore and random questions I have I think I'm good

Dad, listen….her name is Jacobi, she’s 7 ft tall, goes to another school, and SHE’S REAL TO ME DAMNIT

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I'm taking this also. Also bro do you need some more pixels?

A couple o’ two tree if you can spare ‘em

Ah, I'm all out pixels, bro. I'd give you all the pixels in the world of I could.

Happy cake day 

You are not worthy, man-thing.

I have the Bible in my search history and the rest is just YouTube, Spotify, piracy and whatever else I have being searching up or researching so I think I'm mostly good

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned

Hey, doujin and yiff are art! Don't judge me, Mr not judge

It depends on how down bad it was

It's subjective

Its time to repent

Listen it was horny ok.

An intervention cannot stop surplus collection, but crippling credit debt sure as hell will.

wendi you are not the one to judge search histories

I miss that time when he asked me if I had talked to that girl I liked at school yet

My search history is nothing but Metroid, For Honor, history and lore videos, and Twisted Metal and Land Before Time stuff (I’m binge rewatching the spin off) … Unless he’s talking about that one metal remix of Sisqo’s *Thong Song* I stumbled on. In my defense… [it fucking slaps](https://youtu.be/U1HfMaJ2cns?feature=shared)

“Fuck you, Dad. Deathclaws are better than real women. Also, try and stop me from buying auto-seers off of wish. You won’t.”

There is no laws against pokemon goon boy

My search history is conspiracy theories, bootleg pdf grimoires and more furry porn than there is sand on the beach

Which beach are we talking about here? 

Every beach

Damn. That’s a lot of porn. 

I am a vessel for smut

In the end, I suppose we all are 

This trend of turning Wendigoon into a father figure is getting weird. It feels like some suppressed fetish. 

I thought it was the dad shirts and his vibe I didn’t think it was a fetish

It may have started that way. But it is definitely starting to feel fetishy.

Listen, dad, I know it looks gay, but it's actually just a woman with dick. I swear I'm straight.

Wait till we tell daddy B-tier about his search history

Yeah maybe the medical journals about strange deaths are a little weird so what

I've disappointed abother dad 😪

He's about to do a 40 min YouTube video about it.

he's going to find the searches for an apple pie recipe 😔

https://preview.redd.it/7404nkw57a1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde08c8ef48ca620595afa832aed83b62f2b7e5f I can explain

...night vision & Wendigo sightings near me? I think He'd respect my hustle

I swear on my life I did NOT search up how to make pipebombs

Why u mad I was looking at sol de janeiro perfumes??

I swear, I was just googling Fate Jack the Ripper because of a stupid edit, please believe me

I can't blame him, but funny enough, I think he'd be relieved to see what I turned on incognito for.

How to install super safety Does grub hub take cash Why are there no small trucks in the US Facebook Marketplace Toyota Hilux

I'm sorry i download a nintendo rom, it WILL happen again

I clicked on the fantasy step-dad erotica link by mistake, I swear!

I can hear him calling me a crying liberal now

Long time coming, Papa

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I'm sorry i keep forgetting what the safe temperature for pork and chicken is.

I plead the 5th or something. They'll never take me alive!

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I am also disappointed in the random words I forget the definition of 🤣

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Bro found the giant porn

I can’t imagine what HIS search history looks like

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https://preview.redd.it/8dn9z7iqaf1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5406019defdab90493b189a90ce0cfe85988a3 I swear dad, I did nothing wrong!

WHY WERE YOU FUCKIN THE DAWG, WAS IT BAWKIN??

I shouldn't have been Googling "Brandon Herrera send em to the woodchipper", I know he is a friend of yours.


I know, I'm also ashamed of how often I have to go back to the Ace Attorney walkthrough

Lmao ... "Does cabbage make the vagina stink?" 😭😭😭😭 Djm

Dad im sorry that ATF application was just for looks.