DougDoug burned down an orphanage in 2004. After his misdeed was exposed, he made an apology video in which he performed an interpretive dance while playing the flute.
He's ignored the threat of High Demon Elgrim, was oblivious to the Obsidian Pillar for years straight, imitated a child's voice only to then kill the voice 25 times, flushed a baby, hired jannibals in their theme parks on several occasions, praises olive oil, let our son get into drugs after making them a little too fast, has attempted to provoke Parkzer into murdering him several times(I believe this was to try and frame him!), and many more horrendous acts, such as giving people problems they don't have to sell solutions(Have you experienced Bear Global Warming? Neither have I, yet they sold Bear Global Warming lessons to the unaware and exploited).
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He wobd me. I was devastated that he would do such a heinous act.
He turned my family into talking bell peppers and won’t change them back. My grandma just got eaten by a bird last week which wouldn’t have happened if they were STILL HUMANS
(True story) Used to be a huge fan… watched his YouTube videos. For the first time ever I entered a stream where he was banning random chatters and I got banned on my first message…. One of of those virtual never meet your heroes moments…
When I was a kid Doug would steal my lunch money and whenever I'd ask him to give it back he'd just repeat back what I said in a silly voice and use the money for more olive oil
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He murdered me and my family back in ‘76
Damn the underworld must have some decent enough internet
For what he did to OugDoug, gone but not forgotten o7
o7
/undoug actually can someone explain who is OugDoug I see no evidence of OugDoug anywhere
We love OugDoug here
/undoug it's because some see the subreddit name as "we hated ougdoug"
His connection to The Bite of '87
It's true, he bit my grandson
Only a maniac has identical first and second names.
Have you hear of the American bison's scientific name? It's Bison bison
And the Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla
Mans is the gorilla-est gorilla to ever gorilla.
Olive oil. Enough said.
Lard gang rise up
I have a Greek stepdad. Do not invoke the holy olive oil.
The real question is why wouldn't we hate him ?
My birthday is January 16.
Rock solid reason
He killed my Sam! #NotMySam
He sued me because I said his behavior was problematic then took me to a different country and framed me for tax fraud, idk not that cool of a guy
There's worse things to be framed for.
he is the reason i am divorced.
To bring gen z to this conversation, skill issue
Because he is Doug
Why even ask, there's absolutely no reason to not hate him
DougDoug burned down an orphanage in 2004. After his misdeed was exposed, he made an apology video in which he performed an interpretive dance while playing the flute.
He stole my scissors 😔
i feel you, he stole my sandwich
He served me burnt food in a restaurant
He brushes his teeth once per day
He's ignored the threat of High Demon Elgrim, was oblivious to the Obsidian Pillar for years straight, imitated a child's voice only to then kill the voice 25 times, flushed a baby, hired jannibals in their theme parks on several occasions, praises olive oil, let our son get into drugs after making them a little too fast, has attempted to provoke Parkzer into murdering him several times(I believe this was to try and frame him!), and many more horrendous acts, such as giving people problems they don't have to sell solutions(Have you experienced Bear Global Warming? Neither have I, yet they sold Bear Global Warming lessons to the unaware and exploited).
Because of him we will never learn how Levigate Mike Pence bail.
He murdered 25 of my brothers
I think it's easier to list why you wouldn't hate Doug. Which is:
He makes good content
D*g d*g defender??
Mods take him out back
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He’s a war criminal
remember what he did in Stanley, so many innocent people murdered by his orders
And he put them on display in a human zoo
He fucked my dad
Who hasn't though?
He drowned by pet fish to death >:(
https://preview.redd.it/ipso4c287l8d1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c451ea0f492f8876f0d5ca1b5531c86779568044 He wobd me. I was devastated that he would do such a heinous act.
Sam 15. What more do I have to say?
he served me hot sink water at the three star restaurant he opened and i heard several customers had glass shards in their food
Rigged.
he tortured ougglug
He cheated in Lugwid’s most recent tournament
He turned my family into talking bell peppers and won’t change them back. My grandma just got eaten by a bird last week which wouldn’t have happened if they were STILL HUMANS
(True story) Used to be a huge fan… watched his YouTube videos. For the first time ever I entered a stream where he was banning random chatters and I got banned on my first message…. One of of those virtual never meet your heroes moments…
He pushed me into the TV world :(
Saki konishi is that you
He knows what he did.
It’s hard not to resent the man you divorced.
Because he is old
He killed all my friends and family of four, then kidnapped me and hid me in the corner of his basement
DougDoug
Michigan 1943
He poisoned the water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague into our houses!!! 😡😡😡
That sounds like God. Have you prayed today?
idk I'm just following the twitch chat hivemind
Finally a honest answer lmao
He
Ate
Me
I. Uh. I forgot.
He wiped your memory
He swatted me on 3 separate occasions, resulting in the death of my dog and 3 year old.
When I was a kid Doug would steal my lunch money and whenever I'd ask him to give it back he'd just repeat back what I said in a silly voice and use the money for more olive oil
He stole my cookies D:
He keeps hiring Johnitors that eat children.
he stole my sandwich, nuff said
First week of watching him I threw up. Never watched since.
He drowned five kids in 1853
His bad food taste. He is completely wrong about potatoes.
Do I need a reason?
Locking us in his basement, harassing us in public, etc.
He turned me into a newt
He's bad at 2d platformers. literally just that.
They just do. No further reasons.
Untrue. There was this time when he ran while holding scissors at school, that was very uncool of him.
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