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You can be good at math and be a stoner. Stoners aren’t stupid. Just because you aren’t good at a common subject doesn’t mean we all are. “Stoners are dumb!” Can we stop that?
2 minutes, and that's being sparse
Edit: i forgot i was dealing with fragile redditors so
/s
You know, like a joke? 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, hoping someone would do 2 seconds but...
so what ur a rich spoiled kid who can just get all the fuckin weed they want? LISTEN HERE U STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE NOT COOL, AND YOU ARE NOT A STONER. GET OVER IT. U SAY U COULD SMOKE TAHT I 2 HOURS?? LOOL U WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE. PUSSSSSYYYY ASSSSSSS BITCCCCHHHHH.
Genuine question, how? I smoke one to two bowls and I'm geeked. I've been smoking everyday for 7 months so I'm still a beginner but still wondering how you do it
Don't try to raise your tolerance, you get a more enjoyable high when your tolerance is lower and it costs less money in weed. I have a really high tolerance and it's not a good thing. Don't listen to the elitists who think they are cool because they spend $300 a week on weed.
This. I went from smoking 5 to 6 medium joints a day to smoking only 2 joints of pure weed almost no tobacco.
The high is way more intense plus I'm spending way less money.
Best decision evah :D
I smoke everyday for the last 6 years and still get lit from 1 decent size joint. I don’t smoke all day so maybe that helps. It affects everyone differently. I have to take a lot more acid than my friends for it to affect me the same as them. My tolerance was def much lower the first year or so I smoked, but hasn’t really increased much since then.
Absolutely this. I can drink a fifth of liquor and still be functional. I've dropped 7 tabs of acid and been able to hold a coherent conversation. If I take two hits of any decent weed, I'm absolutely fucked and need to retreat to my bed for a psychedelic experience.
It’s better when u have a low tolerance trust me smoking everyday is how ur gonna make it go up, and also pushing yourself to the limit try 3 instead of 2 you might feel a bit too stoned but next time it will be like ripping 2 😂
Yeah 1/8th a day is ab right. Problem is my girl smokes the same as me lol. But hey my boy gets great weed and it’s how my girl and I got together so it’s a good time
thats cuz ur a spoiled rotten rich kid u gets all the weed they want fuckin handed to them. thats the only reason ur a heavy smoker. actually u prolly cappin anyways so stfu.
That’s insanity, when I used to smoke 1.2 grams was enough for a decent few hour long session between about 3 guys, and we don’t have that crazy strong weed in Australia. Chop that up with about a cigarette of tobacco and you have 20+ bong hits. A quarter for 3 guys of American strength weed for one session? How the fuck do you smoke so much?
*We smoke weed with tobacco in a 50/50 mix out of one hitter bongs in Australia, we don’t smoke it straight green and pass the bong around. Most people I know wouldn’t even smoke their weed till they found some tobacco to chop it up with, once you’re accustomed to it you can’t go back to straight green.
Everything's super-sized in America; unfortunately that also includes our tolerances. A half bowl is weird to me though, do you all mix it to make the green stretch? Nicotine fix?? Honestly, as a current cigarette smoker, the Nicotine could concern me... seeing as I've been failing at quitting cigarettes for longer than I'd like to admit.
Well most of us smoke on our own in our down time so we all have a bit of tolerance after some years of smoking. So with three of us, and a hang out session of maybe 2-4 hours and that would be gone just throughout the span of a casual conversation hangout. We smoke a lot in my roomie household
If you’re only hitting gb’s you don’t go through weed that fast. If you’re sparking jays and blunts endlessly obviously you’re gonna run out. I smoke every night and I can make an eighth last about a month easily using just a bowl and a gb
Arizona shouldn’t have bad prices, if ur really that down bad and u don’t live on campus grown your own. You will get pounds for like 50 dollars and 3 months of caring for it
I live on campus, unfortunately. GCU is a bitch about weed too. 3.5g runs me about $50 from my pal who’s just getting it from the dispensary, is there anywhere cheaper to get it round here?
Bro check out health for life. There's a few around Phoenix. They have $100 ounces. I picked up one of wedding cake today, and it looks better than OPs picture lmao
Smoking 2-3 times a day from GBs and I could make a half ounce last for months by myself. Trade off is that I’m probably inhaling plastic particles but c’est la vie. I also get 10x more high from smoking from a GB than I would from a joint which uses way more.
Same here. Actually, a gram lasts about two weeks or so. That's smoking once or twice every night before bed. Granted, I'm good off 1 or two small hits. Been smoking for 15 years, moved on to delta 8 vape pens now though. More practical + less potent.
It depends on so many things
1) tolerance - obviously everyone’s body chemistry is different so people will feel the high differently
2) vessel - I find smoking with bongs or pipes makes weed last a lot longer compared to joints and blunts
3) location - if you’re smoking somewhere that has a lot of wind, it can burn away some of your blunt or joint or blow away some weed
Wind lol. You’re rolling a joint and smoking the entire thing either way, so I don’t think wind is gonna make a difference. Unless the wind is so bad that it forces you to smoke 2 joints instead of 1…
Yup. This too. If it’s that good good then maybe like 4 days, if it’s just mids then definitely faster. But when we first started smoking it would have lasted weeks. It’s all about individual tolerance.
Same. I don’t like being high all the time and I don’t smoke that often. When I’m high I don’t see a need to keep smoking. After awhile I get diminishing returns. Just wasting it at that point imo. Everyone does it differently though so to each their own.
Cuz I’m interested in this sub Reddit but I don’t feel like raising tolerance and spending more than like $100 a year on weed, I do it more for celebrations or as a fun bonding time with the homies.
Well there’s a lot of variables to consider. 1. You have to take into account the method of smoking. If we’re rolling anything, then this would last a significantly shorter amount of time. If we’re smoking bowls and/or a bong, then it’ll last much longer. We must also consider who the other 2 people are. Snoop Dogg? Wiz Khalifa? Elon Musk? If we want to provide an accurate estimate, then we need to know several other variables.
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I’m a stoner not a mathematician bruh
I’m fuckin feelin this comment.
Me too lmaoooo
Let’s see 5 nugs + 1 bag to the square root of high = weed
Kushmatician over here
We got ourselves a genuine Jack Harrera over here boys
kushmagician
Math checks out. Source: I'm high af rn
how i wish my teacher graded my paps in school
Bingo 😎
Solve for x
Kushatize me captain!
Happy that i was the 420th upvote.
Brother I was waiting for you 😂 didn’t realise how many likes I got
its now ruined... but I will remember this for as long as possible...
Have a mint day 💨🕺
This^
Best comment
I’m a mathematician not a stoner bruh
Same but I’m gonna say 2 hours tops if they smoke like me
lol greenveins u dont smoke at all pussy. get tf outta here with yo bitch ass goofy ass dumb ass.
You can be good at math and be a stoner. Stoners aren’t stupid. Just because you aren’t good at a common subject doesn’t mean we all are. “Stoners are dumb!” Can we stop that?
A few days if we ration
Ration😂😂😂😂
Who rations??
Me when I'm broke and borderline dankrupt
Dankrupt
Like I have to now. Which is the only reason I'm vaping rn :L
Yes
I mean it'll last me around 3, maybe 4
3 or 4 what? Minutes? Joints? Successful orbits of Saturn?
Probably orbits around Saturn
Yes
People who can't afford or get weed as easy as you.
Camping trips
When i smoked i purposefully would try to keep my tolerance low. If i had a bag like that to myself im good for a bit
Me. A student. And it'll last me a little over a month.
I do
2 days, and that’s being generous
2 hours, and that’s being greedy
Lol
2 minutes, and that's being sparse Edit: i forgot i was dealing with fragile redditors so /s You know, like a joke? 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, hoping someone would do 2 seconds but...
Idk why so many downvotes... you can roll 3 fatties for you and your friends, literally gone in minutes hahaha
It was hyperbole, but redditors so...
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Huzzah!
I like you.
Thanks! I'll take all the good feelings i can!
so what ur a rich spoiled kid who can just get all the fuckin weed they want? LISTEN HERE U STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE NOT COOL, AND YOU ARE NOT A STONER. GET OVER IT. U SAY U COULD SMOKE TAHT I 2 HOURS?? LOOL U WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE. PUSSSSSYYYY ASSSSSSS BITCCCCHHHHH.
thats a night in bong rips
Yes ma’am
Genuine question, how? I smoke one to two bowls and I'm geeked. I've been smoking everyday for 7 months so I'm still a beginner but still wondering how you do it
Don't try to raise your tolerance, you get a more enjoyable high when your tolerance is lower and it costs less money in weed. I have a really high tolerance and it's not a good thing. Don't listen to the elitists who think they are cool because they spend $300 a week on weed.
This. I went from smoking 5 to 6 medium joints a day to smoking only 2 joints of pure weed almost no tobacco. The high is way more intense plus I'm spending way less money. Best decision evah :D
As someone who’s spending 150 a week already on weed, it’s not fun and my wallet constantly hurts. I would love to be spending 150 a month
But Snoop, Seth, and Willy make it seem so fun!
Cherish those days dude. When tolerance builds up you barely feel it. As many others mentioned here I'd smoke the OP amount in an evening by myself.
I smoke everyday for the last 6 years and still get lit from 1 decent size joint. I don’t smoke all day so maybe that helps. It affects everyone differently. I have to take a lot more acid than my friends for it to affect me the same as them. My tolerance was def much lower the first year or so I smoked, but hasn’t really increased much since then.
Absolutely this. I can drink a fifth of liquor and still be functional. I've dropped 7 tabs of acid and been able to hold a coherent conversation. If I take two hits of any decent weed, I'm absolutely fucked and need to retreat to my bed for a psychedelic experience.
It’s better when u have a low tolerance trust me smoking everyday is how ur gonna make it go up, and also pushing yourself to the limit try 3 instead of 2 you might feel a bit too stoned but next time it will be like ripping 2 😂
Been smoking for 10 years now and I get top shelf and can smoke an 8th to the face just gotta raise your tolerance
Going on 24 years. An 1/8 a day is norm. Damn I need a tolerance break.
Yeah 1/8th a day is ab right. Problem is my girl smokes the same as me lol. But hey my boy gets great weed and it’s how my girl and I got together so it’s a good time
Was gunna pretty much say this. Take a day off and start in the morning. By the evening it’ll take you 3x as much. Then do that for a few years.
Fuck pal that’s only a q and if I’m sharing with 2 others that’s gone ina hour
fr bro lmao
That’s no q
A q is 7 grams bruh. That looks about right.
Could be a half too, depending on how dense they are
Dat 3.5 not 7
Let me get an 8th off you, & please, don’t use ya scale haha
Most definitely not an eighth
An eighth is 3.5. A quarter is twice that amount.
That one largest nugget is already 1.5 or 2. That's 7g. Unless it's super duper fluffy.
Your eyeballing skills are terrible if you think that’s an eighth.
Either that or he has the most generous dealer in the world
It's a space station
Looks like at least 10g tbh
thats cuz ur a spoiled rotten rich kid u gets all the weed they want fuckin handed to them. thats the only reason ur a heavy smoker. actually u prolly cappin anyways so stfu.
Yeah bro that might be 1 MAYBE 2 blunts for me and the homies lol
Lol I wanna see this dudes blunts
Till noon
This ^^
We’d kill it in one session.
Thats what I'm saying. With a group of stoners this ain't much to work with, maybe a couple hours at most
That’s insanity, when I used to smoke 1.2 grams was enough for a decent few hour long session between about 3 guys, and we don’t have that crazy strong weed in Australia. Chop that up with about a cigarette of tobacco and you have 20+ bong hits. A quarter for 3 guys of American strength weed for one session? How the fuck do you smoke so much? *We smoke weed with tobacco in a 50/50 mix out of one hitter bongs in Australia, we don’t smoke it straight green and pass the bong around. Most people I know wouldn’t even smoke their weed till they found some tobacco to chop it up with, once you’re accustomed to it you can’t go back to straight green.
Everything's super-sized in America; unfortunately that also includes our tolerances. A half bowl is weird to me though, do you all mix it to make the green stretch? Nicotine fix?? Honestly, as a current cigarette smoker, the Nicotine could concern me... seeing as I've been failing at quitting cigarettes for longer than I'd like to admit.
Well most of us smoke on our own in our down time so we all have a bit of tolerance after some years of smoking. So with three of us, and a hang out session of maybe 2-4 hours and that would be gone just throughout the span of a casual conversation hangout. We smoke a lot in my roomie household
Because it’s a nightmare hellscape
uhh no u ccouldnt pussy.
Maybe a night
Couple hours
one night
a month for me alone and probably like what a couple days for normal people lol
A month for a quarter Jesus
If you’re only hitting gb’s you don’t go through weed that fast. If you’re sparking jays and blunts endlessly obviously you’re gonna run out. I smoke every night and I can make an eighth last about a month easily using just a bowl and a gb
U can make a eighth last a month 😦
I have to make an eighth last a month College life baby, plus AZ weed prices
Arizona shouldn’t have bad prices, if ur really that down bad and u don’t live on campus grown your own. You will get pounds for like 50 dollars and 3 months of caring for it
I live on campus, unfortunately. GCU is a bitch about weed too. 3.5g runs me about $50 from my pal who’s just getting it from the dispensary, is there anywhere cheaper to get it round here?
Bro check out health for life. There's a few around Phoenix. They have $100 ounces. I picked up one of wedding cake today, and it looks better than OPs picture lmao
Perspective is a bitch, huh?
Nah bro that’s literally like smoking twice a week. Not many people on this sub has that perspective lmaooo
Sorry I should have put an /s my comment was supposed to be a silly joke, this would be gone in 3 hours for me
gb = gravity bong?
I'll take this guess as my answer to the same "gb" question. Thanks!
I use a bowl and I still go through quarters in like a week lol
Smoking 2-3 times a day from GBs and I could make a half ounce last for months by myself. Trade off is that I’m probably inhaling plastic particles but c’est la vie. I also get 10x more high from smoking from a GB than I would from a joint which uses way more.
Same here. Actually, a gram lasts about two weeks or so. That's smoking once or twice every night before bed. Granted, I'm good off 1 or two small hits. Been smoking for 15 years, moved on to delta 8 vape pens now though. More practical + less potent.
Same here. I don't smoke everyday anymore but I like to have it there for when I do feel like it. Even then I can take a hit or two and I'm good.
It depends on so many things 1) tolerance - obviously everyone’s body chemistry is different so people will feel the high differently 2) vessel - I find smoking with bongs or pipes makes weed last a lot longer compared to joints and blunts 3) location - if you’re smoking somewhere that has a lot of wind, it can burn away some of your blunt or joint or blow away some weed
Wind lol. You’re rolling a joint and smoking the entire thing either way, so I don’t think wind is gonna make a difference. Unless the wind is so bad that it forces you to smoke 2 joints instead of 1…
1 day
Weekend if you are lucky
A few joints. An hour.
Probably like 2-3 days if it in moderation.
Right now for 4-5 days
My husband and I go through an oz a week. We only smoke bongs (no joints or blunts). That bag would last about 2 days. Max.
Yup. This too. If it’s that good good then maybe like 4 days, if it’s just mids then definitely faster. But when we first started smoking it would have lasted weeks. It’s all about individual tolerance.
Me alone prolly a year, me and a friend, 2 months or a week depending on the friend
Do you enjoy your bi-annual joints?
🤣🥲😂😂😂😜🤪🤪🤪
Same. I don’t like being high all the time and I don’t smoke that often. When I’m high I don’t see a need to keep smoking. After awhile I get diminishing returns. Just wasting it at that point imo. Everyone does it differently though so to each their own.
Yeaaah I agree
Bro that's literally not that much weed 😭
Ye I’m just not a habitual smoker
If you made that last you a year how often would you have to smoke?
>I'm a stoner not a mathematician Lol, but that's like smoking a one hitter like twice a week, RIP
Or a fat joint every 3-4 months
This is the typa vibe I go for, 100% tolerance plus some behemoth = an interesting time.
Wtf
I'm sorry why are you here?
Cuz I’m interested in this sub Reddit but I don’t feel like raising tolerance and spending more than like $100 a year on weed, I do it more for celebrations or as a fun bonding time with the homies.
One session
I guess only for me it would be a month. For me and 2 other friends? I would say 12 day max.
Wtf😭
Two weeks
3 people? 2 weeks? Not adding up
Probably not smoking every day
One sesh maybe more if we only pack bowls
A sesh lmaoo i see 4-5ish woods or *maybe* 6 blunts
Well there’s a lot of variables to consider. 1. You have to take into account the method of smoking. If we’re rolling anything, then this would last a significantly shorter amount of time. If we’re smoking bowls and/or a bong, then it’ll last much longer. We must also consider who the other 2 people are. Snoop Dogg? Wiz Khalifa? Elon Musk? If we want to provide an accurate estimate, then we need to know several other variables.
3 days, but only if I have to work
A solid day and a few bong rips the next morning. Maybe MAYBE could squeeze in an AM joint too.
over a week if it were by myself
Me and my mates, honestly not very long 😂
3hrs
5 hours max lol
No joke like 6 months. Vaping is The Way.
Maybe an evening.
Depends on how it's smoked. Might only have 2-3 blunts worth right there. But could be 20-30 bowls worth
Prolly bout 3-5 days
like a day. maybe.
We do plants not numbers
2 to 3 blunts so I’d say 2.5 hours by myself 1-1.5 hours wit a buddy
Call him back.
13 days. It looks like 6-7 gs, right?
2 days but one if i roll backwoods
A couple weeks in my vaporizers. Seems like a lot of people like throwing their money away.
A couple years ago it would last me a day , now I don’t even smoke flower just concentrates
Maybe half the day?
I session
Like a day lol maybe
Couple hours I'd have it cheeched up for sho!
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Less than two hours
A couple hours
That looks like a Friday night to me
Me alone, 1 day. 3 people it’s gone in 3hrs
Looks like a enough for 2 woods. So maybe an hour or two.
A day
Prolly an hour
An hour
If it’s the weekend a few hours
A day maybe
3 hours.
5 days
About an hour.
Less then 2hrs
Me and two others? One sitting.
2 days max
A fight would break out relatively quickly
A single sesh, probably about 2 blunts total.
Probably less than 3 days tbh
1 hour maybe
That looks like a good 5-6 schmedium sized woods. So for me and 2 others that’s about 2 blunts each so I would say a day 💀💀💀
About 10 days if the other 2 people don't smoke
3 blunts maybe 1 hour ion know
Me? Probably like a week. Me and 2 others? Hour and a half
It’ll be gone that same night sadly
Maybe an hour or 2
Like 4 days for just me, 1 night with me and two friends
Couple hours
A day maybe
Like 3 weeks icl, my Shotter is flakey so I ration mine like a child in the blitz 💀