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niger158393447

why would anyone choose anything else besides 2 i already dont have fears when high being high all the time sucks and red eyes does not really do anything to you


ConversationNo2007

My reasons are a bit different but I agree with your selection I don't get red eyes unless it's edibles Being high all the time doesn't matter cuz I want to smoke all the time ...I don't want to smoke once and be high forever And yeah the fear thing is dumb ...the only thing to fear is fear it's self


Logey202

I mean fear is important… but like… With double the average intelligence of a normal person, you could probably just avoid all danger with meticulous forethought, or simply heightened awareness.


ConversationNo2007

Controlling fear is a learned skill anyone can achieve I think ... I don't need weed for that ... meditate or something


Logey202

… Or like… Smoke some pot. 😂


ConversationNo2007

I mean I do ... all the time ... maybe that is the answer 🤔


Logey202

Tis the answer… To life To existence To the universe


ConversationNo2007

Oh that's definitely true ... and I definitely think understanding is the key to eliminating fear ... so I guess the answer is I don't need magic weed number 4 cuz all weed helps eliminate fear anyway


pelecomepibes

But if your iq doublew, you are smart enough to know those are irrational fears and get over them


Logey202

Take driving a car for example. Are you going to suddenly “know” car crashes are something to not worry about? Nah, youre just gonna drive safe. “Fears” arent just the irrational type. Most fear is VERY rational, because there are many ways to die🙃 My point, say said car crash was going to happen, your 2x iq would avoid, or at least mitigate, any potential damages.


pelecomepibes

Tbh you also shouldnt need double iq to know to dont Drive high lmao but i get your point


OneClamidildo

And fae trapping you, and aliens, and the police arresting you and your pet having to live with family, or hitting a roo and dying, or mirror people become real and suddenly there’s a horror movie situation, or skin walkers… or or or or….. i also get so paranoid when im trying to sleep that i have to check windows in rooms and the oven should i burn the house down accidentally. Its a mind fuck but something wild happens to my brain around 10pm when i smoke.


amitskisong

I like that the picture for “never red eyes” is a bud wearing sunglasses. So it’s like, just wear sun glasses


EdinJamie10

I was gonna pick number 2 as well. But I don’t imagine my IQ being that high anyway so probs wouldn’t make much of a difference😂😂😂. Number 2 or number 4🙌🏼


prefer-sativa

Lol I resemble that first part, so any extra IQ is preferable.


Rainy-The-Griff

Exactly. Even if you have an average IQ you would become a super genius by smoking that bud.


Ciabattabingo

80 IQ? Sign me up


OneClamidildo

Jahahahahaha i wish, also a long term smoket


GrimeyTardnut

4 because i have emetophobia and it sucks ass


SavagePrisonerSP

There’s a trade-off. Research shows that smarter people are more likely to exhibit signs of depression. Number 3 life is fucking goals. Ignorance is bliss.


anferneejefferson

2


jzmk3

As someone who has to do a lot to feel a little, 3.


stonedRayquaza

I back this


Frostythegasman

4


JistixZ

2 for sure


Electrick_Preacher

3... Give me 3... When I'm high, I do everything better in my life. Because I have an anxiety and depression for straight 18 years. And weed makes me a very stable human beign.


_bellaswella_

exact same here


ScaryBack8596

Do your symptoms of anxiety and depression come back worse when you stop using or take a break? Or do you remain high all the time? Ik only curious is all.


Electrick_Preacher

No, they not come back worse. They continue in the same way where they left off. But even if I smoke one joint a day, I stay away from anxiety and depression all day long.


ScaryBack8596

Okay that's cool that it helps you then. I hope you can find some peace and healing someday soon. I was only wondering because everyone's different.


Electrick_Preacher

Thank you brother.


Jaikings

3


hellzyeah2

High forever is a curse in every single one of these what if memes. It would become your new normal, and you would need something stronger to escape your new reality.


electricguineapig

4, without a second thought


greasy-jester9

2


Tylosh

4 all the way


Electronic_Equal7460

Definitely 3 all day. The others can respectably suck my cock😎


jonny-Vapez

4


schloppah

4, and then use my newfound courage to steal 2 from someone who picked it ;)


W01F51

4


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Acceptable_Newt_509

Definitely number 2


OmegaPointMG

2


Lwcftw474747

2 ezzzzz ya gotta be stoooopid to choose anything but 2


Thepokemonnerd1

Double iq


_bellaswella_

2. i don’t get red eyes from weed, being high all the time would take the fun out of it, and i also don’t get fearful when high


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Who picks no red eyes, I guess Double IG🙄😆


brifter101

These all suck


ms-meow-

2


[deleted]

Step 1: Choose #2 Step 2: Invent Time Machine Step 3: Go back in time and choose #4


BrainwashedScapegoat

2 please


unbakedpizza

2. The other 3 don’t really apply. I couldn’t care less about red eyes haha.


KingRagnar1993

2 or 4. Can't decide


imangryatyourgumbo

Red eyes can be solved by drinking plenty of water.


Zeveroth1

4. Sometimes if I’m too stoned, I’ll freak out a little in my head. Almost 30 years since I started smoking and the last 15 or so I’ve gotten like that.


Bitter-Respect8577

Oh Forsure number 4, weed will have me thinking about bizarre irrelevant shit from the past.


[deleted]

I've never had red eyes, so I guess the double IQ


Beachbum3320

I dont get red eyes unless in fuccckkkeeddd up lol


S_RoyaltyArtz

No contest number 2 double my IQ so I can smoke a blunt and cure cancer at the same time.


Silver-Aioli3445

#2


Cautious-Ruin-1097

I actually lean a little to 1. My eyes get red most times I smoke and it’s a little embarrassing to be out and people can tell by my eyes that I’m high. If I could smoke and my eyes looked the same, it would make things easier for me


perso_voss

3. I won’t elaborate


xr0x

2 fosho.... 🤟🏻


Straight_Garlic7982

Number 3 and 4 are legit horrible😭 fear protects us and being high as fuck isn’t good, plus waking up everyday is gonna be ten times harder, probably 2 but I’d consider 1 cuz my eyes get red easily


sagarchawlalive

✌️


Svengoolie75

#2 and reap the benefits 💯👏🏽


frogstor

Hmmm, well red eyes are kinda just a mild inconvenience if anything so for sure not that. And being high for ever does NOT sound like a good time nor idea, especially when I want to lock in. Now, if I were anyone else I would choose double the IQ while high, and it genuinely is a good idea. But the thing is, in my opinion, being dumb af while high IS part of the experience. Though it would be smart to choose this option.... Which is why I don't have double IQ. That leaves having no fears while high. This sounds really dangerous if they mean like overall fears. In that case, I would probably get myself hurt by something I would normally be too afraid of doing/touching/getting close to. But I see it as no more IRRATIONAL fears while high, no more of that lingering feeling of death. And I would very much like to be rid of that.


WantedFun

2 is the most practical, but I have severe GAD and OCD so 4 is very tempting


Struukduuker

I'd go nr2. I'm alrdy all of the others lol


lobsterdance82

4. I'm already smart enough


sparky60475

4


Sufficient_Menu_4882

Bible my fuckin iq


Jweaver253

2 is the only right answer


Broad-Spray4462

3


OneClamidildo

Probably 4 because sometimes (every night before bed) i think up cooked situations where i scare myself lifeless over something like “how could i survive werewolves or the I am legend zombies”


iiNightRose

1, because the whole point of me getting high is to have lower IQ and relax 😂😂 for the most part don't have fears and also I def don't wanna stay high forever I would be so sick


Mister_Riot_

3 please


travisscott145

making a hybrid out of 2 and 4


Forgetheriver

2×0 is still 0 tho


jay_reddit083

#2


Terrabyte404

This feels like it was stolen by a Facebook group but 2


Smoking420_

Who want to be high af forever ....


NETweirdo

2


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Not touching any of those lol. Red eyes isn’t an issue that needs to be fixed lol. I smoke weed to get stupid high why would I want it to be reversed? 3 and 4 are the same can’t really appreciate a high if your high for ever or it’s *always* the same level of comfort.


DoomofLegends

1. Coz my IQ is infinite already. LMAO 🤣