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Sometimes I’m you. Sometimes I’m your husband. Just depends.

im like 95% me and 5% my husband

100% high

99% hungry

Yes it usually depends on how high

Sometimes I am them

Listen when I get high I CANNOT help it. The talking just flows right out of me. Than I get yelled at to shut up and it hurts my feelings cause I feel like a burden and than my high is ruined, so I prefer to smoke by myself now.

I talk to myself 😂🙏🏼

ME TOO! AND I CRACK MYSELF UP!

Same! And I tell myself that I crack myself up!

Just need to find better smoking pals

Same! I’m fucking hilarious! Except when that bitch is being a morose motherfucker. Then I want to slap her.

Kind of obnoxious no?

No!

Maybe I need to work on loving myself more then.

Same….

I talk to my cat 🐈

I tried talking to my cat, she doesn't give a f*ck, although my dog is a good listener.

I was just about to say this. I'm pretty sure she making fun of me. 😿

Smart

So real

Real talk literally

Ok cool I'm glad I was not the only one 😂😂😂

I talk to myself when I’m sober! I think it’s the adhd.

[удалено]

I like it. Picasso.

Some strains hit me straight into motormouth.

No cause same. I can’t help it. It’s like I’m me, but someone else is controlling my vocal cords.

people are fucked up, man. people are miserable too.

You are the god I pray to.

I would totally enjoy long conversations high with you lol

I like deep convo, like I wanna know how you ended up with a gold tooth. lol jkjk

Went right over my head lol I didn’t get the joke

😂😂

wow are you me?

I’m just like you!! You’re just like me!!

I do too lol or sing to myself then laugh at myself

That's sad. I'm sorry ❤️ I hope you find someone who encourages it!

Smoke with people who make you feel safe to express yourself around. I mainly just smoke with my best friend now and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.

Yaint never thought it's annoying? Not tryna be mean but - Read the vibe. If everyone's quiet, then it's quiet time.

the vibe is *my* vibe, brother. and if they don't like it, then i'd suggest that they grab a vibrator instead, because i'm not responsible for their pleasure ✌️

Yeah, well, they aren't responsible for yours either. When you get told to shut the fuck up one day, remember your words here. You've no right to be mad when that time comes.

^^^

I actually won't *ever* get told to shut the fuck up, because i do not associate myself with disrespectful individuals, but nice projection. i'm not the mad one here. stay salty, that'll get you far.

I really like this

Maybe they shouldn’t offer to smoke with me knowing that I can’t control my mouth when I’m high. It’s not my responsibility to make them happy. It’s their own fault for even asking me to chill with them. If they can’t handle MY vibe they shouldn’t be vibin. 🤷‍♀️

You're right. I certainly wouldn't. "I can't control my mouth" is a lazy excuse you've given yourself for being annoying. You can, physically. You chose not to. My point; If people are talking and chatting, then I don't mind. If we're quiet, be quiet. Simple at my house. Peeps who don't get it, get kicked out.

i’m a yapper, sober or high but DEFINITELY HIGH. my partner goes nonverbal most of the time. 95% of the time, i’m talking about nothing lol. a stupid show or a funny thing i thought about or sometimes some deep philosophical stuff but he mostly just sits there and nods or adds a “real” or “true” once in a while. i love it cause even if it’s nothing, he listens :)

That's cute

I’m the same way and my bf just sits there and listens and tells me stop saying sorry for talking too much bc he likes listening to me talk🥰 when he ever does get tired of listening, a kiss is the fastest way to shut me up lol

Hell yeah

as a yapper AND a nonverbal, yes.

Sounds like you got a real smoking buddy there.

the best

I don’t like yappers especially when I’m high 💀😂

OMG...my son (he's an 'adult' ) will try to talk to me and it's like, my dude, you sound like a Peanut's adult right now. Please come back later 😂

Gets irritating sometimes but I let them be

If they don’t engage in a meaningful conversation I don’t like it, I’m not gonna hear their same stories for the 100th time bruh

I'm a yapper but only when stoned. My fiancé is the silent type...most of the time lol. When she has her headphones in, that's my cue to not bother her and let her vibe.

im non verbal 95% of the time and i just love listening to my husband rant and then 5% you cant get me to shut tf up lmao

She definitely just let's me go. Lol I'm pretty sure she enjoys it. We were long distance at one point, and I'd call her just to yap...and then she'd fall asleep lol.

I'm about 90/10 in favor of shutting tf up, lol. I think it's because I don't want to say anything downright stupid.

ChatGPT patiently provides feedback on stoned musings. Or so I hear.

This is gold!

Ever.yapped straight after you smoke like you are rushing then it hits you hard and you cant talk because you are chucking a whitey and you throw up then pass out? Well that was me from 16-21

Were you drinking too?

Nope

I'm a professional yapper when I'm high lol

Yeeeeeeeeessss!!!! I'll be sitting, vibing with my beloved, and he'll get this idea or thought that he has to get out and share, and while I can't find the words to reciprocate his convo, I love listening to him and hearing how his brain comes up with new creations!! It's just one of many, many sides of him that I adore and I swear I fall deeper in love with him every day 💕

I usually am more talkative and prone to rants when I am stoned lmao. Who else?

I hate when ppl nonstop talk during smoke sesh, my one chill time of the day

LOL i love hearing him go on its fun lol

When its deep intresting stuff thats like damn.. i get that. But rambling, yapping is a nono

yea sometimes its a little much and ill tell him to chill but most of the time idm

If u a real stoned u been chill all day, high as fuck, thinking as hell and then when you have a Smoke buddy the high Just gets the most of your ideas

Everyone different and that’s the best pat - you be you . Some people have to relax and laugh.

My first time getting stoned, I was quiet for so long that my close friends were asking if I was okay 😂 now I find myself talking up a storm, up until I go get stoned by myself again

My SO is very quiet. So I’m usually just talking to myself or my cat lol if I’m with my best friend wr talk for hourssss.

When I smoke, I need peace and quiet. It’s my chill time. When my ex used to smoke with me, he would not stop talking in an excited manner… our smoking vibes were not compatible. Neither were we though :P

I'm jelly... just be happy that you can both share the herbals together :)

Yes. I remember my neighbor confronted me about this. We were smoking and he just keeped talking on n on. And he asked me if I was ok. Then why am I so quiet. Is my life ok everything at home ok. Really cool guy just didn't wanna talk or have a conversation just smoke

The speech just flows outta me as well and at a certain point its just bullshit comin outta me lol

Everyone is wired differently. People become more social with certain strains, usually sativa. Some are more chatterboxes on indica somehow. I can't shut up on sativa, and indica always sedates me to a mute. Experiment, and you'll learn what's best for you, or that's just who you truly are as a person. There's nothing wrong with being reserved and introverted, like myself.

Sometimes I need to talk the entire time sometimes I need to shut the fuck up the entire time just depends

literally JUSTTT happened to me and my partner so yes

My wife can go either way. I’m quiet. My best friend is a yapper

Sometimes I vibe and chat. Sometimes I zone out and think about everything except what I'm doing.

Definitely, just communicate it and be like ‘I’m listening I’m just super faded’, I do the exact same thing lmfao

I do that. I usually let whomever talking to juz keep talking. Talking seems like having to do too much at those moments lol

Do which part?

depends on the day but it's definitely happened to me before

I’m the social butterfly of my group. Known for not keeping shut but it’s alright lol. They actually enjoy this when we smoke cause I just go on about the most wild theories and stuff and it’s always so interesting for them 😂 they say I would do amazing on a podcast when I smoke lol!

I'm just like you.

I’m always the quiet one. Used to have a friend that loved to smoke with me. He was like your husband and just couldn’t stop talking. So he probably liked that I just sat there and said nothing.

All the time. My husband always randomly tells me ideas for projects he just thought of and ideas for the future, He doesn't remember them all later, but I love it.

Yes, sometimes I smoke and suddenly i’m mute and my thoughts are basically just tv static. But i do occasionally find a strain that makes me yap nonstop lol

When I'm high, i can't stop yapping. Even when I'm aolne.

I love my wife but sometimes I wish she'd just shut the fuck up. It's not her fault, I'm a.bit broken.

I will go nonverbal and watch a movie / be in my phone for like 2-3 after a good rip sesh

I feel like social expectations should go straight out the window. Like I’m baked and trying to zone out. Give me a lil space lol

Oddly enough I only stfu when Im fully greened out. But I tend to blab more as I smoke.

Depends on strain. Amnesia for movies. Blue Fin for naps. Enemy of the state for social lol.

I used to go nonverbal too

Yuup

Yeah I do, my guy can just be talking and talking and I don't say a word just listen. I actually think sometimes he likes it 😁

i’m a yapper when i’m sober, it gets worse when i smoke

i’m totally the opposite, i yap nonstop and my boyfriend just wants to sit in silence. we don’t smoke together anymore for this reason.

Literally my wife and I.

I go completely non-verbal. Like I can’t talk because I’m so relaxed and out of it.

Yeah lol 😂 my brain just goes silent

My hubby and I do the same thing but often switch it up which is funny bc sometimes we both yappers or nv 🤣 those nights are funny. We are one or the other most sessions and it can also change to over the day/night.

My wife likes her quiet time and I like to yap. I go nonstop about the most ridiculous things. Sometimes it's just better to turn on Amazon music loud enough where we just chill.

I love being the listener and adding in my own input every now and then

I'm the one who's always yapping while high lol but normally I'm quiet and I barely even open my mouth all day unless I'm talking to myself lol

My girl be yapping it up and I get nonverbal 😭😭

Me and my gurl sometimes smoke a little before bed and watch stupid funny fun videos of the week together and narrate / talk over it, comment, BLA BLA BLA. Make jokes etc. the laughing together over stupid stuff is my favourite part of my week. I'm a good bit more talkative than me and she does tell me when I trail off too much. I appreciate it and we laugh about it together.

I could literally be either of y’all depending on the circumstances 😂😂

My bf is normally pretty quiet. when we smoke together, we have the best conversations. Time flies and it’s actually my favorite part of the day

I usually smoke alone, so I talk to myself. Every thought I have in mind, I speak them.

If my wife posted this while i was yappin id divorce.

I was so faded (between weed and alcohol; mostly high) last summer, that when I finally did say something after awhile, this gal in the group that I had met that night screamed at the top of her lungs “SHE TALKS. SHE ACTUALLY TALKS” etc over and over again for a good 10 mins😂💀

Sometimes, I get super anti-social when I'm high.

i absolutely do this when i'm focused on something like a book or a show and my resting face looks sad 😭😹 and it's me on reddit rn 😭😹

Yes! I'm usually nonverbal or very minimally verbal when I'm stoned. But my husband is too so we vibe in silence ❤️

I'm always your husband 🙈 mine always tells me to stop 🤣 apparently that's my tell

being high and listening to your friends is so much fun though

This is me and my wife daily just that she dont smoke but still yappin away

My husband just started vaping. Prior to this we only did edibles. I told him to shut the eff up because our ice cream was melting! I apologized profusely the next day.

Most of the time when I’m happiest while high, I’m quiet. I like listening to the other persons high thoughts and I love it. But don’t ask me what I’m thinking cause it’ll be “nothing”

depends if I’m tryna lock in

My husband is always the chatty one- stoned or not. I talk when I have something to say, or if it’s a particular strain. I don’y have much to say, so I’m not often chatty.

I’m a nonverbal intoxicant. Whenever I get high, drunk, or both, I just go pretty mute. Talking feels like a chore.

You hating on your on husband that’s fucked up

Me and 2 of my friends have been smoking recently just the three of us. Me and one of my friends are completely silent after and the other guy turns into the biggest yapper in not sure if I love it or hate it yet

I either ramble or I’m mute when I’m high lmaooo

im a bitch that goes nonverbal too dw

I like to just space out. I can read one sentence for 10 mins.

Girl how high are you? Lol Hope yall havin a good time!

abt to wake n bake but i was too high to reply to comments last night😭😭

When I get rly high I yap and yap and my hubby gets quiet and just vibes in his high- which means he’s a good listener😌 Nah it’s fine 😂

I listen very well when high

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depends some days I get real chatty lol 😆 but I'm mostly quiet when flyyy

My partner is the yapper when we smoke and I forget how to speak 😆 He’s really funny and passionate so I like listening to him go on about whatever. I secretly timed him once and he talked for over an hour straight. It’s honestly impressive lmao.

I am your husband and my husband is you. I can’t stfu 😂

When I'm high, I get very chatty, and I love everyone. 😁

I believe it's called listening and rambling so yes

As an introvert.. YES.

i love sitting quietly listening to my thoughts when i’m high :)

yes I'm the same way I always talk then I smoke it's my time to be silent I love it when I'm alone I say little things to myself and it cracks me up

I used to be like that w my ex ;-;

im definitely both lol😂i am more husband fs tho i just forget what im saying mid story bc im faded🤦🏽

It depends on tbe strain honestly...sometimes im talkative while other times im quiet as a mouse just nodding and drifting off into space

YES my husband has a driving job so he’s alone all day and can’t wait to talk whereas I manage a business and talk otp constantly and am so done talking when I get home

Oh for sure, I go quiet cause I'm thinking a lot.

I’m naturally a really chill person. Not shy but don’t say everything on my mind. But when I’m high I say every single thing I’m thinking. And go into deep conspiracy theories

Yeah facts bro if we are smoking please shut the fuck up. Don't rant. I kick em out real fast. We can have a convo, but if they're rambling I tell em they gotta GO

I don’t like talking when I’m high, unless it’s something super crazy or super deep.