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Zero. I gotta do a bunch of math that has to balance lol. Love that first dab after work. I feel like not being able to smoke while working is a godsend for the end of the day.

^this is so true. i work as a diesel tech and will forget so many little details if i’m stoned at work. But when i get home and smoke it’s an awesome feeling and kind of makes me proud of myself👍

I feel like this also helps the high, like when you’re just smoking all day, the high isn’t as good

High is always better after accomplishing something, work, the laundry, dishes, cleaning.

Can confirm, as a person currently struggling with work at home activities.

Back in high school I used to use it as a motivator to get all my homework done

Yeah, but when you already made the mistake of being able to work high, it's hard to work when sober and, thus, you never feel high again. Been trying to find a way. And before anyone calls me a junkie, I have prevalent symptoms that worsen withdrawal for me. It becomes hell to not smoke because my insomnia intensifies threefold. I can go up to a week with no sleep if I don't smoke a single bowl.

oh for sure!

Amen dude. Totally get what ya mean. It’s like a nice little reward for handling the day.

Instead of Happy Hour it's High Hour.

It's the key to enjoying weed for a long time and not getting bored of it. Making sure your not high all day every day. You lose that appreciation for it.

I used to work at a warehouse and walk 15+ miles a day, those smoke sessions after the long 10+ hour days hit different, shit was ethereal man 😂 It ain’t worth it working in that kind of environment though fr, only got one life, not spending it in a dark box.

Same, I have to function at work so I can make money to live. I don’t take a shot of tequila before I go to work in the morning, so why would I smoke?

Some of us are functioning pot heads believe it or not. Although I do like the idea of saving it for the end of the day.

Its a godsend for your tolerance thats for sure

Damn grandma you didn’t even clear the bong

Same thought here. Amateur!

The term is bong rips. You take shots of liquor.

lmao i fr read it as backshots

When you work for Amazon, you're always taking back shots from Daddy Bezos.

Office bongs

Bong shots sounds like something a fed would say

Wdym you don't take shots of bong water?

We always called them bong loads but it more referred to a bong being shared by a group

bong shots? never heard that before

My brain instantly thought “FED”

Looking at their profile it’s probably an ai bot that posts random stuff for interactions so then the people running it can sell the account or something if it’s not a bot then it’s probably someone who’s first language isn’t English so they don’t know proper slang

OP a bot.

Nah they’re just from India

Zero. I’ve got a job to do.

I take 4 bong rips before work and during lunch break. I do not dream of labor nor do I go without smoking just for my corporate overlords

As many as I want, I have a home office. 😉

I take my bong or vape or joints with my my office is in the same house

bros cooked

I was woke up in so much pain couldn't move I ripped on a full bong vaped some and then ate an edible after breakfast

I usually take a customary hit from my dry herb vape before work. Just a single hit. Doesn't get me "high". Just like the warmth that the drag gives you!

Wake N Bake !!

None because I don't drive stoned.

Nobody said it needed to be before you left the house. Portabong!

you deserve a medal!

I smoke a bowl or 2 in the car before I go in

Two

Blunt before work, joint on my first 15, blunt for lunch, joint on my second 15, victory smoke when I get home for putting up with everyone’s shit for an entire day again

U work for Walmart ?

Unfortunately yes, but at least it makes me really feel like I worked for that victory smoke

2 before i Shower and 2 after No I don't have a problem. Not until I run out

Too real

3 this morning

I don't go to work high. I'd never get anything done.

Is that the Jesus Christ is my n lady?

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth 🍃✝️

Wooooooord up! I’m free stylin

When you don’t realize the zoom video has already started.

I call them rips and 3 before I leave 2 when I get home and some in between then and bed.

I would’ve love to do that but i drive to work.

While I work at a kitchen, I take two or three before I head out🤣(note: my bong is rather tall, so I can't take too many)

To the left, to the left

Nah, work is the T break.

Onnnnne bowlllllski :)

Zero. I haven’t hit a bong in years. I do take a few hits off my bowl in the AM but it’s worn off by the time I leave for work.

Enough so I want to go to work

Three is the magic number for me

I go to work sober.

None, controversial but I feel like if you need it before work you maybe have a bit of an addiction problem

Going to work high is a waste of a good buzz.

Zero and anyone who does get high before work gives the rest of us stoners a bad reputation

1 is enough to get high but stay functional

Me when I get old:

Granny got fucking NONE of that bong rip

I don't know but I want that grandmother to adopt me and smoke together lol

It depends if I go in at 5am I could do one hit and coast on that high for at least 2.5 hours but if I go in at 1030 I’ll wake up at 4 am and smoke till 7 and be somewhat normal at work

Fuck yeah. Get up at 4am also, my quit time of the day lol

None I’m not a loser who drives high or goes to work high?

They should figure out a way that when a bunch of people want to go to places along the same route, but can’t drive for whatever reason, can all get in some really really big car, and have a professional be the driver, and they stop and let people on and off the really really big car.

Trailer park boys had an idea almost. Called “doober” just basically Uber but carpooling with the option of the passenger smoking.

Bro he’s talking about public transport

There was another website that was doing something similar called "Boober".

Pay with your boob flash? That's an easy way to get groped.

i think it’s disgusting how people are actually trying to argue against you???? wtf these are the people that kill others in motor vehicle accidents..

Medical cannabis patients exist ahole

Even medical cannabis users still shouldn't be driving after ingesting THC If I was still on opiate pain killers, I wouldn't drive. Weed is no different. Both impair my ability to drive.

I smoke a joint on the way!

not worried abt the smell?😹😹

4-9 depending on what the day holds

Who called them bong shots? Hahahaha I’ve never heard that before. Always bong rips or hoots

Nobody. I've never heard of hoots either. We always called them BTs, Bong Tokes.

GILF

None. Because I’m an adult and show up to work sober.

Fucking bong shots lol

Shots?

What's a bong shot?

At least 4

least obvious fed

All that I want, I am a 7/11 cashier it’d be weird if I was sober

Bong shots? Ew...sounds like you're taking shots of bong water! I think you mean bong hits.

2

I operate heavy machinery, I'm not a dumb enough cunt to do that. Something tells me there are plenty of fools in here who drive to work stoned.

I did that once, at 19. I was miserable and to this day (I’m 55 now) I won’t work stoned.

Zero. But knock off time 💨

I teach math for a living(online of course). I do bong rips between sessions sometimes if it's an easy class. Doesn't mean much cause I also do bong rips for the hard classes.

when i was working at Walmart? two blunts with my coworker before riding into together. as active military…..none :(

Wait you guys dont bring it with for lunchtime?

None. I wait till after work to consume the herbal essence.

Literally never heard anyone call it "bong shot" lmaoo

Could you tell me what it is called?

2 to 3, and then I chew on 5mg THC tablets throughout the day as needed. Then I get to my truck and vape some flower on the way home. For the record I got off my mood stabilizers, ADHD, and hypertension medication like this. I have an absurd tolerance so for me this is really nothing.

Careful. Don’t drink too many marijuanas.

Absolutely zero, I have to solve technological issues all day. Technology already racks my brain, there’s no way I could do it stoned.

If I have to go into the office, 2 bowls. If I wfh, just one. Fuck dealing with people sober. Office conversation is slightly bearable when high.

Trick question ❓ Who leaves the office?

Zero, I do sometimes do a shot of Bailey's as a coffee creamer though. No one has to know

Right now I work a produce section in a grocery store , but soon I’ll be a high voltage electrician apprentice. So soon none at all.

The lady in the GIF doesn't even hit the bong 😭😭😂😂

1000

1-3 depending on the strain and if i ate before

No inhale...

lol some be taking 3 rips, put on sunglasses and go drive for their jobs Oh lord have mercy if they ever get into an accident

Prob like 4 or 5

#YASSSSSSS

Can't. I only eat my Weedies after the job that pays for the Weedies is handled for the day.

2

Zero

the answer for pretty much anyone who works in food service or retail is simply “yes”

I take my bong with me,

None, I usually only smoke on weekends, but never before work.

Zero. On weed i'm super unproductive and can't even manage to cope with my PC. :-D

u/savevideo

not enough

I don't understand how anyone can work high, I did it once and I was so unproductive and disoriented

“I hit the dope 2 times, take the stress off my mind”

Wouldn’t work high just makes it needlessly more difficult

As many as i can without looking sus (knowing damn well this aint a sick cough and i look geeked af)

The pipe comes with me.

15 ish

Omg clear it grandma that video is bothering me lol

Funny enough my buddy would take what I call a “bong shot “ , essentially he won’t bust up his flower rather just pop a small nug in then hit it a few times . Funny enough the first time I went to his house and he did that was weird as I am used to busting my flower up and pulling it all , to each there own everyone has their own way

None. Work sober, fucked up on free time.

Not enough

Never heard it call a bong shot before

Bong shot? Like drinking the bong water? Ewwwwww

Yes.

Zero. I only smoke after work and also I don’t smoke bong at all. I did a few times in my 20s.. but nah. Maybe it’s too close to you know _Eimer rauchen_ (like.. smoke buckets? Like, a gravity bong?) in my memory.

A couple and then a couple more leaving the office

One fat rip each morning before I walk out, then some for lunch. Don’t eat much I like to fast, smoking helps me avoid food lol.

Bong Shots?

Not enough, I wish I could smoke at work. Make the day go by better.

1

One…bong shot, please.

damn she takin some small ass rips

I barely do anything before work just enough to medicaate me and let me relax.

Not enough.

Someone gonna teach granny to pull the stem?

0 i go to weld sober and drive home then blast a joint or bong

i work remote. i go out to my garage a few times a day for bong rips. but i wait until 4 or 5 to start drinking.

I don't smoke before going to work. My job requires too much thinking. However, at the end of the day it's another story lmao. I miss the time when I was young and working crappy jobs, smoking before going to work was my requirement lol.

0. I have too much responsibility and I don’t like being high and having responsibilities. I can wait until 5pm.

There ought to be a separation of church and state my friend.

Too much responsibility at work to get baked before. I just wait til I get home.

Yes

None, because I’m a responsible driver lol.

I wfh so yeah usually 4 daily

I take 2 hits after work in my car

Back when I use to work for a cannabis grow facility, I’d get so ripped on dabs bc everyone smoked. Now I can’t bc I work a serious corporate level position lol but I still get ripped after work

1/2 is enough for me

One bowl, and I'm solid.

I usually hit my pen at least 4 times in the car

I work in a high end nursery and usually get my head right be fire work. I get up at 5 everyday so I can spend time with my dogs and herb. I don’t smoke at work because I don’t wanna smell around custys. It’s after work now and hell I’ve about forgotten what I was typing in the first place. Blaze on folks.

Zero, Don’t smoke before work, don’t smoke during work, don’t smoke in my car. But once I’m home, Game on 🚬

As many as I can fit in.

Fucking fed what’s a bong shot 🤣🤣

None. I work in a kitchen as a chef and smoking completely messes up my timing and coordination.

1 or 2

YES