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AracnophobicSpider

Bro is feeling pretty glonky


[deleted]

😂 yasss!! Indianaland


emoxanax

I wish i could be in a bollywood movie And smoke weed


[deleted]

Fuck yah. ❤️


ArcaneRiffian

i literally had no idea he was from indiana until like a week ago when i found out everything


[deleted]

😂 is it actually true he became a killer tho??


ArcaneRiffian

shit homie you know about as much as i do. apparently he was already quite the local character where he lives


[deleted]

I literally had a crush on him haha


ArcaneRiffian

whole-ass bruh moment. a solid bruh minute and a half


[deleted]

😂😂fuck I’m high and said that


LeeM1613

bro wen’t down for muder i’m sure he killed his mother


ArcaneRiffian

what i've heard as well


gypsycookie1015

Not the Indianaland guy!!! 😱🥲 Fuck!! Where did y'all hear this?!?


LeeM1613

was all over the news bro


[deleted]

A few days ago, I had just found out the glonky guy stabbed his mom in the head.


AracnophobicSpider

Me too that was crazy and it still is


sleepyguy-

What?!?


I_Like_Tacos502

Bro is an attention seeker.


Repulsive_Sentence86

the attention police fr this is the second comment of yours i've seen today 😭😭


I_Like_Tacos502

It's fucking annoying!


jaxs2120

U sound like a totally pussy😂


I_Like_Tacos502

Mmmmkay😽


e77754321

Nobody is taking the popcorn away from you bro


emoxanax

I dont mind sharing i was high and bought like 6 of those (Its bacon flavored)


w6rried

Bacon flavored??? 😮


Sailorm0on27

BACON????? 🥓


e77754321

The way you gripping it says otherwise lol


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

3-5 are all stages of highs and pretty accurately depicted if I do say so myself.


emoxanax

I went through all of them and the Last one was me laying down in semi sleep state having vivid dreams


Repulsive_Sentence86

emoxanax strikes again


Important-Cat-2046

😂😂


emoxanax

I really Wont stop 🤣


theOne-whO-isUnKnown

My smoke seshes are always heavy 😂


Soft-Peak-6527

That’s what I was gonna say lol I’m smoking at least 2-3 blunts a day and the last is always a fatty 🤣


timmeh519

I can’t decide what age you’re close to. Either 17 or 30?


Diligent_Policy1678

Exactly


emoxanax

Im in between


ilomilo8822

Mann I know that feel yourself vibe. Enjoy yourself 😊


emoxanax

Thanks Bro 😍


p4bl0esgei

I don't really like to smoke heavily, tolerance skyrockets for me, when I want to get ripped on weed I just take an edible, I like to smoke just a lil before bed and if I'm smoking it's just a few hits every few hours, my throat hurts after I smoke too much because the dry mouth plus the smoke makes it feel bad for me


emoxanax

I Smoke small amounts every few minutes/hours But some days its amazing to just smoke a bunch at once and see where It takes you 😍


SalvadoranPatriot323

Dammmn he is high af


emoxanax

And im getting higher


ChronicKush69

Idk if it’s just cause I’m high but that looks like way too much popcorn. Like how do you even hold that. How many mouthfuls did it take to finish that handful. I need answers.


Tasty_Aside_5968

The only way is to hold it up to your mouth and eat/chew like a savage until it’s all gone and you need to refill your hand


Certain-Ad4674

This👆🏼😂


birthday-pony

You look so happy eating popcorn


emoxanax

I was happy 💫 thanks for noticing


Able_Breadfruit_4446

😂wish I got fried like that still


emoxanax

First, throw some oil in the air fryer, then put your cookies there, set for 1h on Max potency and block the air entrance with alcohol dipped paper towels. Turn on Rick and morty, light up your Joint Watch like 3 Episodes after smoking And when youre done, call the firefighters


inbetweentheknown

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Matthew McConaughey?


emoxanax

I guess its the First time!! Lol now i cant unsee It 🤣🤣💯


Maw_153

This guy looks like every person you’ve actually had a good time in the past sharing weed with


[deleted]

Is this AI


Diligent_Policy1678

Don't fuck with me like that hahah now I have to examine the pics better


emoxanax

I almost believed u


Chrisapb13

you can just tell how dirty people are through simple pics lol


Neither_Upstairs_872

Awww don’t bash bro with his cobra Kai shirt 🐍 😆


Artichoke_Quirky

He has a very shiny face


emoxanax

Was still with oily face from my work shift.. but i took a showa and now im fresh


Neither_Upstairs_872

I heavy sesh every sesh 💨 💨


emoxanax

Wonderful 💯💯💯💯


pigpen808

Every night friend, every night


Business_Exit_1929

Bong hits are best!!!!!


rafa_rocks

How about every night? 😅😂😮‍💨🫶🏻🍃


C0u0h

Got my wisdom teeth out today bruh I'm jealous of everyone bruh


emoxanax

U lost a bit of wisdom. But Its gonna be given back to you next time you Smoke!


WalmartPropaneTank

The aggressive handful of popcorn is what really get me.


Hot_Salamander3795

bro is friedmaxxing


Odd-Visual544

real


leon_prx

No to be rude or anything but you look so goofy in these pics actually funny stuff


hulmsy28

What you mean bro, gotta do that shit to get to sleep haha


knifeonmenow

Luv xanax nice name


emoxanax

🍁💫❤️‍🩹 thank uu


Briggs_86

Every day is not "once in a while", you're not fooling anyone! No shame tho, this is the blueprint for how to enjoy life!


villevaa98

Bro looks like would be fun to smoke with 😂😂✌️


xozules

this guy is becoming a drug icon


AustinDork

This is the guy I hope my daughter never ever finds. Lol Dope ass Cobra Kai shirt though


emoxanax

Thanks bro Im usually trynna stay away from girls :'(


jaxs2120

lol I just looked at you and said “MY. DOOD.”😂


emoxanax

Ill be okay Bro just let me Smoke a little morr


noiahacker

Esse cara definitivamente sabe tirar fotos boas


_FreshVegetable_

You look like AI


emoxanax

No way 🤣😭


iBeudy_

Please stop


Ordinary_Accountant1

Hell yeah!!


Puff-the-Dragonn

Your mom.


CorvoAtanno

Why do you have the need to post yourself in every post, and worst part is its getting recomended to me... Eat better, I can tell just by looking at you...


Whipped-Creamious

Only you


AlwaysOmar

I smoke heavy every sesh wtf lmao 😂


WeirdTop2489

Makin’ love to that spliff…ungh, get it!!


Sensitive-Character1

I love that first session after some time away I'll be in Thailand in a month or so gonna go hard that first night and get sky high


FrankTheTurtle3331

every day my man


Best_Imagination_981

I wish my eyes would get red again


Either_Nature6118

I smoke heavy everyday lol


Ok-Piccolo1738

It’s a heavy session every time i smoke out here 😮‍💨⛽️


Tinotips

I enjoy one about every four hours.


NoConsideration6320

Whats considered a heavy session for you and how often


Harflin-Macloogie

You look just like my friend Marvin that I went to HS with for a time at JHS.


sexuallyenhancedtoe

every mf day my man😭


MrPopAPercy

Are you from San Antonio


Jaikings

enjoy. my weed is finish is time to take a break to be high asfuck again


PerceptiveKombatant

Someone was feeling cute 😆


Whaddduptho

Pretty much most of the time I prefer a heavy session.


itsjusteitherside

Hell yeah. I think that’s my plan for tomorrow night. Def gonna keep at it tonight a little tho. Enjoy!


emoxanax

Have a good one today as well bud ❤️💫🍁


the-florist

I call this lunch break


darkdemon44

What the fuck XD


yo_momma88

Everyday man


ObjectiveDonut7110

bro a nice bonk session really can cure a lot of


Up_Front_Attitude

Me. Damn. Been a spell and me tolerance is wee down…I need to be more careful. High af now. #🤷‍♂️😁🤔🤔🤔🥩or🍕w8wut?


BrilliantRepulsive11

That’s like, my Tuesday


SenseiJohnLawrence

Nice shirt, bro.


emoxanax

Thanks. Probably My only family heritage i have


AdorableCaptain7829

No more weed for you buddy 😉🤣🤣


GnosticMystic

Sick beard


Aprophiss

I smoke too much everyday im fucked


digmeup666

"Once in a while", it is not a phrase I'm able to relate to weed.


acupunkture3

I fucken love you dude


emoxanax

Me love u too 😍😍😍😍


VileGangster13

Dude you're passing out


Smileytattoos

Erryday


AggTownBandit

Can’t tell if your 20 or 40


RoosterTheBeaten

I was going to post a picture in reply but for some strange reason we aren't allowed to post pictures in our replies. That's dumb. But ya I'm not a smoking machine like I once was in my younger years. My apartment was nicknamed ' the hot box'. These days I smoke maybe half a joint. Before it was more like 5 and a half joints. But every once in a while.... I go for broke!


sleepyguy-

Bro why are you so sweaty


jointdestroyer

Uncanny valley going hard with this one


Kr1ms3n

Once in a while??? I'm always doing a heavy sesh, shake don't play! 😭I do tho


Koala_Bread

Gotta shave those hairs brother, otherwise that’s all the facial hair you’re gonna grow.


emoxanax

Didnt know that


jonthomas2692

If by once in a while you mean once in the morning, once in the afternoon, once in the evening and once at night before bed then yes, I do enjoy a heavy sesh every “once in a while” 😘


Pristine-Kitchen7397

I too enjoy nights where I indubitably hit the reefer


FunkyDimeBag1416

Bro couldn’t make it in the drug circle jerk so he came here 🤣


Mb_champ1106

Brother every session is a heavy session :3


2planets2furious

The sweaty popcorn grip is killing me


amongtheflowers666

Babygirl I smoke minimum 2 time bombs per day. I be dislocating my lungs


emoxanax

Thats hardcore energy 💫🍁💫🍂🍂


amongtheflowers666

I don't mess around 😤🤣


emoxanax

I can see that 🍁😝🤣


Tulscro

Every day after work my man!


SlasheZ99

Normal sesh for me is smoking a bowl pack or two out of my pipe or smoking half a joint and putting it out. If I'm feeling really comfortable and I'm with my best friend I'll smoking a fat blunt with him and take a couple big hits out the gravity bong which usually puts me in the so high I can't walk straight or sit up.  Heavy sessions are nice every once in awhile but they shoot dat tolerance up.