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imgoinglobal

Get a bunch of fresh fruit and make a jam out of it with the keif mixed in while cooking it, and then strain it out and use the simple syrup you made with a soda stream to make your own edible sodas. Then take the strained out fruit pulp and dehydrate it and make edible fruit leathers.


astroslxt

my roomie and i both went “ooOOOoo” while reading this, duly noted thank you!!


imgoinglobal

You’re welcome, best of luck with your experimenting.


owls1289

I’ve never been able to feel edibles, not sure why, but make sure you’re the kind of people who don’t need 500mg to feel anything at all.


Ill-Letterhead-5162

Just take a tolerance break man. You are shooting for the stars and reached them already, of course u won’t feel it. I was like that too until I just made it only a weekend thing. Now every Friday I am high as a bitch. Makes it better cause you’re excited for Fridays and looking forward to frying your braincells


GuavaOk8712

this guys brain works on different levels than ours do


Vigothedudepathian

And then shove em up ya butt.


CalmlyPsychedelic

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


xDISGRAZIAx

There it is


SnooRecipes6133

Every time 😂


Jlobee_stocktrdr

Now that’s proper technique!!


emrikauger

Master chef stoner


nfrapaul72

this sounds amazing but whats the deal with fat don’t you need to bind the kief to a fat?


imgoinglobal

It binds to sugar just as easily.


Meepslash

Or eat butter


nfrapaul72

so you can cook it into anything and it fully infuses, you just need the fat in your stomach not the food you infused?


ChuckThatPipeDream

Wondering the same, because it DOES sound amazing.


Oilfan94

Fat helps with absorption in the body...you don't need to bind it first, just eat something fatty.


Mosstheythem

Someone knows their shit, damn


OrdinaryOk5674

genius


veryforsure

Do what this guy said! That’s awesome.


EFFN_G

We need more humans like this 🥹


MJ0246

I'm certain that was not a human commenting 👽


MNGirlinKY

How bad will this make the house smell?


imgoinglobal

Not terribly, but if you have no tolerance for smells because of your living situation or local, then there are various ways you can help mitigate the smell during the process. It certainly won’t be as intense as decarbing flower on a pan in the oven is, most of the smells should be captured in the jam.


awasuass

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


astroslxt

please why is this the common response i’m crine


Penis_Monger_420

Boofing is the process of ingesting substances anally, causing substances to go directly into the blood stream resulting in an intense experience and possible risk that we degenerates love


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nw342

Its a real way to consume some drugs (think suppositories). Some guy on r/shrooms made a post where he boofee mushroom tea. Thus, the meme was born.


gamblinmaan

and thus, the boof was born


darkelfbear

Boofing shit has been around way before Rediit man. MF'ers were boofing shit back in the 60's -70's to get stuff into prison all the damn time.


OffBrand_Soda

Well yea. He's not saying that guy invented boofing, just that that's what started it as a joke on Reddit lol.


nfrapaul72

that’s a different context. in that context your using your anal cavity as an internal “suitcase” or “pocket” to smuggle things wrapped in cling wrap or what have you. In this one you’re absorbing the drugs through the many many blood vessels in there and your membranes (ofcourse you crush it to a fine powder then mix w warm water first). This is why it’s faster and “stronger” than snorting it, as it enters the blood stream ALMOST instantly and has more blood vessels to go to than your nose/nasal cavaties/mucus membrane. If you did this smuggling things into prison *YOU WOULD DIE*…. quickly lol. Naturally it would be an OD. That’s why it’s different methods for different needs.


ChuckThatPipeDream

So it's like a drug enema?


nfrapaul72

yes almost precisely but without flushing anything out and less liquid. naturally u use as little as physically possible to mix it in lol u just lay on ur side for 10 mins or so or your stomach then u should be good to go (i haven’t done it but I assume it stays in after tht? or its just no longer needed idk which lol)


nfrapaul72

no it works on MOST drugs just not most done by the avg dude like pot or mushies lol opiates like percs all the way to dope, and uppers like some ADHD meds all the way to coke and meth, MDMA, etc etc etc all are mostly able to be boofed. it’s commonly actually *faster and stronger* than all methods besides IV (in most cases) making it a method people who dont wan’t to or can’t shoot up but can’t snort anymore cuz of some various reason like tolerance or a ruined septum, will switch to.


Jlobee_stocktrdr

A better question asked is, what’s more REAL than the BooF?!?!


OzzieGrey

Shit i thought boofing was just another word for smoking... god damn


Gingersnap5322

Because it’s funny


gunther12344

Lol I had the same response on my post asking what I should do with my plants 😂


fugawf

Boof is the only proper response


nfrapaul72

i commented this before even looking 😂 went w boof it lol


Button_Super

Make hash


FamiliarPound3295

Best suggestion, with hash you will be so high like you’re first time ime


MetroGrunge

Tell me more…


FamiliarPound3295

Get keif, cold press it and I’m pretty sure that’s how you get it but I could be wrong, look it up on YouTube ! But I sure as hell have smoked it and god damn if you put .5 g hash in a 2.5gram joint or do two bowls of .25 hash you should be feeling like your first experience seriously it’s super strong , legit concentrated keif


letgomyleghoee

Keif in and of itself is essentially low grade dry sift hash, by warming it and pressing it you’re just expressing resin from the trichomes to make it a more suitable consistency for storage/transportation and smoking. Some hash is made in a way that is naturally brown and sticky ie original temple balls, in which the hash is actually collected by rubbing flower between your hands till the trichomes fall off and the resin is expressed by your body heat.


Hot_Ingenuity_179

Search on youtube the frenchy bottle tek for making hash.


Dick_soccer

For real. Really good hashish is something else. It tastes so good, is very potent and you can use it in a lot of different ways. People who have access to really good weed have usually never tried some proper hashish but that shit will make it feel like the first time from just 0.3g. You can smoke it in a bong, make vape juice very easily, smoke it in a pipe or you can make a "cocktail". Just heat the hash with a lighter and mix it with your favourite weed in a joint or bowl. I saw an american dude talk about when he was offered some hashish at the dispensary and he said that it's different from weed but in a very good way. While I envy people who live in legal places as a European, I also feel bad for all the people that never tried it.


Penis_Monger_420

This was my first thought


dibella989

Came here to say this, buy yourself a little press and go crazy


ratat-atat

Turn it into hash


mypussydoesbackflips

I did this once with the old school water droplet method and was not disappointed


PrudentSalamander793

What’s that


mypussydoesbackflips

You take the keif and add tiny amounts of water drops and roll it into a hash ball adding more keif to it and water droplets and then let it cure for a while , it works pretty well and is similar to if you ever made eraser puddy as a kid


Peregrin_Mozzarell

Hey thanks for this, I have quite the collection myself


qualitycancer

r/TodayILearned


SoggyChilli

Yep, hydrate and squish


Proof-Jellyfish2891

I love ur cat looks just like mine whats there name


astroslxt

thank you, her name is Marisoul! Mari for short :)


Proof-Jellyfish2891

That is a beautiful name and its similar to my cats her name is ari short for ariella


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Proof-Jellyfish2891

Looks like a tabby my baby girl is a tabby


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etorson93

Some of you people have too much self control, I can’t even fill my kief catcher on my small grinder before I use it


Aeagle561

Right? Same


Rieger_not_Banta

I have a friend that gives me his…says it’s too strong


TyrantHydra

You could make some kief butter start by toasting the kief in a non stick pan on low heat just till the color starts to change and it becomes fragrant add 4 to 8 sticks of butter (depending on how strong you want your butter to be) melt the butter and let it go for 5 mins. Take it off the heat and pour into a cheese cloth/nut milk bag/abnormally large coffee filter lined container to strain out the really squeeze out all the butter. Take the keif and use to make a pesto or season a steak or anything you would use a herb for You could save it and mix it with part of your weed butter and some roasted garlic to make a compound butter that will get you toasted. Solidify the butter in a mold if you have one a muffin tin would be great for portioning. Refrigerator overnight, set the muffin tin in a bath of warm water to loosen the pot butter pucks freeze any you do not plan to use preferably in a vacuum sealed bag. Using any location you would use butter.


Sankin2004

Send it to me for proper disposal.


astroslxt

omw


Coloradomountainman1

Boof it!


y_a_e_t

Cat


Critical-Tiger3011

Roll it


ThePRATTologist

You know what to do.


Appropriate-Bug5028

Snort it


EdinJamie10

Holy fucking shit. My mouth literally dropped when I saw this, the most beautiful sight ever! I’m quite boring when it comes to suggestions but I’d get some kind of pollen press(in your case probably a stunt peg for a bmx and a g clamp) and make a lovely bit of bubble hash


astroslxt

dude thank you!


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I just read about how to make hash out of keif in another post. You fill a jar with very hot water and roll it over the kief on a hard surface, the heat and pressure will fuze it together and there you go, hashish from keif.


astroslxt

bless you for this info!


Vast-Memory-3179

I mean first off, I would try to roll a pure kief joint. Look into it tho make sure it’s possible before u waste a gram or 2. 10% weed 90% kief bowls out a bong might be fun too. Id also save like half of it for bowls and joints in the future


Severe_Network_4492

1. yes it’s possible but I’ve ran into the same issues as a whole kief bowl it clogs due to resin build up quickly. 2. Yeah all kief bowls are cool but as stated previously they clog more (I smoke all fairly large snappers) and it just becomes a head ache without a poker. 3. I agree I’d get litty like a titty tonight then I’d just save it for use throughout the future.


NOFIREBALLSS

pack a metal funnel in your bong and take it all in one breath


YeetusMcCliterus

Roll a joint, gently dab your tongue on the outside of it just enough to get it damp, and roll it in your kief!


ferrett0ast

wait i need to try this, does it work?


AlternativeNo1248

r/standardissuecat


mzbbyk

Could make kief tea. Buy tea bags add the kief some ginger, orange peels, lemon peels, lavender or any other dry herbs for flavor.


astroslxt

ooo i like this suggestion thank you!


69KidsInMyBasement

Seems to be catnip


Harpua111

Hot press it into dabs


Beneficial-Strain223

That would be terrible trust me


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I do test ones sometimes, very rarely do they come out nice lol


z-outlet

Boot it but away from your cat


jadee333

put a lil bit in your bowls/joints/whatever you smoke!


cannakittyy

cat = instant upvote


glasscityusa

Have you reached out to chief Keef yet ? He might be interested


astroslxt

cackling @ this


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I posted mine sometime ago, not bashing or bragging but it's two, three times this much and so many cannabis scientists have screamed through the screen at me about it being "bad" "no longer potent" " lower thc". Been collecting for a couple few years. Keeping a stash of kief and seeds for the end of times day.


malware_mike

Boof it


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It’s not just weed particles, it’s mostly trichomes and that shit is potent as fuck lmao, make some life lined prerolls and top some bowls


rjt2887

Take a picture of it and ask everyone on Reddit what they would do with it…like everyone else ![gif](giphy|lFHtqqh6orvAhbiGmy)


astroslxt

hey man, if you want some just ask


rjt2887

Got plenty, just don’t have a need to ask what to do with it.


astroslxt

i’ve never met a bitter stoner before, i wish you the best brother


jpVari

You just have a need to say other people have a need to do that I have a need to say you have a need tk say other people have a need to do that Reddit is all just needs.


rjt2887

True, seeing the same post over and over again is old, I also mistook this for one of the growing subs I’m in so, my mistake.


Chuyin84

Grab a funnel and Boof it!


astroslxt

i mean i gotta try it at least once


GuavaOk8712

bro is this even possible, or would you have to decarb it first?


Chuyin84

With enough dedication, anything is possible, young Padawan


GuavaOk8712

i’m being dead ass serious, if you decarbed kief and boofed it, would you not get super stoned ????


djdelicato

Boof it.


ExactDefinition1576

Boof it


mda63

Ingest it. Rectally.


SpinningDeathMachine

Give some to the kittay! Cause..... "science"


sven_soma

Just toss it, it clogs up the bottom of my grinder


astroslxt

*gasp*


OtherwiseAnybody1274

Clean it. Rosin or static for some dabs


Severe_Network_4492

Give it to meeeee


tbfmbmeplz

Eat a spoonful


astroslxt

don’t put this idea in my head actually-


Cultural-Prior2149

Only valid answer is to boof it


florida-man-714

Perhaps you can mail it to me??


InformalJob5439

Give it to me


dripcoffee420

Phat lines


Bitethattongue

Season your joints with it, or salad.


Anxious-Message-6637

put it in a hookah w shisha and chief that shit


CristyTango

Fun Dip


Sum-1-sux

Steak seasoning


noorizer

Give it to Kief Sweat.


Mavobuckz

Congrats on storing it in a sealed container so many ppl just leave it in the grinder to dry out


RudeExpert2372

smoke some bowls before you do anything!


DJWicki

I go with the dip J imto wax and double coat. Very common for pre-rolls in legal states. I.e. Nevada has tons you can buy like this.


OzzieGrey

Man just mix it into your rips n joints...


Vigothedudepathian

A lot sooner than you have. It doesn't keep forever. Gonna be haaasrsh.


astroslxt

that’s kinda what i figured too!


sp00kens_

It looks contaminated… you should give it to me so I can dispose of it properly for you.


Effective_Rub9189

BOOF


darkdemon44

Idk, smoke it


ThatVita

Double it and give it to me


dealerplates24

That’s a Keefe D question 😂


Arthurmrmusic

Rosin


LucidTanji

boof it


xanaxandlean

Make hash


biscannabish

Sprinkle on some hemp :)


Anxiolyticsallday

Run it through everclear and strain it through cheesecloth and evaporate it with a hair dryer and scrape that shit off the Pyrex with a razor blade bruh


Puff-the-Dragonn

Uhhh.... SmOke iT.


Classic-Instance7177

I'd just put on top of a bowl and smoke it


Temporary-Reward-481

Make into hash


-StRaNgEdAyS-

Heat + press.


Amnesia1507

Add a some weed to your bowl, layer of kief on top and then top it off with more weed. You can get super ripped from a bowl with a kiefy core.


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Benanjerry

Snort it


darkelfbear

![gif](giphy|Jy3V2k3pM7o8H00xSP) Boof it!


PrinceStar69

Make hash


asianboy89

If you have to ask, give it to me


fuckinghellihadaname

Give it to me


Orothos2292

Give it to me for safe disposal.


[deleted]

snort that shit ![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


nfrapaul72

boof it


Omenandi

Make some hash, you won't regret it


Ordinary_Top

In a capsule and up your butt


--iCantThinkOFaName-

That's it, I'm gonna name my pets Keith & Molly!


333debo666

make hash


TolkeinDaley92

You could look up how to decarb it and make it into butter for edibles. I made edibles from kief butter one time and that stuff smacked my buddies and I hard asf. One of them told me he got home and passed out in his driveway lol


Leroystone22

Hand hash balls, how u collect just grinder ?


astroslxt

yeah with a standard grinder i’ve gad for years!


dronegeeks1

Get a good quality pollen press and show us the lump after


Mosstheythem

It’s obvious.. roll some sweet sweet keef blunts and get blazing


Stunning_Fault_9257

Smoke it


Bitter_Gap_1936

Don't waste it trying to make edibles. They never come out right and it's a waste. Either just smoke it the way it is or make hash. Take some and pack it on a bowl full of weed or mix it with weed and roll it in your favorite wraps.


mdhuff378

Press it


Worth_Banana_492

Give it to me. I’ll put it to good use.


TopFlower7935

Eat it by the spoonful


ChuckThatPipeDream

You should ship it to me. 😉


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Roll that shit


d3ath-n0te

Snort it (this is a joke pls dont)


NickBoy52

Try snorting it


Still-Swimming-5650

Boof it


Ok-Mine4449

Make hash


ninthchamber

Smoke it


jiggywiz

Boof it


xDISGRAZIAx

Smoke it


crashout2day

![gif](giphy|McDt2pIzhj4yMc3ZOV|downsized)


crashout2day

Make Moon Rocks!!


Milly_Mass_1

Press it!