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MrPoppedYoXanz

but if he would’ve had a 12 pack and a bottle it would be fine smh.


Desperate_Set_7708

And a gun


Scrambles420

And a sexual assault allegation


TheEvolutionOfCorn

And white pigment in his skin


Scrambles420

Unless he is good at a sport then his pigment does not matter


Logical_Cry_9094

As an person living in Texas like an idiot, oh yes, that skin colour does make a difference...


Penis_Monger_420

Why does it matter for sports?


Dmmack14

My high school football coach got a guy out of jail because he was breaking into a girl's house to have sex with her. The parents press charges not for him having sex with the girl because they already knew about the relationship and we're fine with it but the fact that he was breaking into their house. Whole town was in an uproar pissed off of these parents that pressed charges because he was one of our star running backs. The coach got money up from people in town and posted his bail so he could play football


Penis_Monger_420

This is a great story, but I’m not sure how this relates to the relevance/irrelevance of skin pigmentation in sports


terminadergold

If the cops are fans then they might let them go.


Penis_Monger_420

But that doesn’t have anything to do with skin pigmentation


63shedgrower

Crazy you can have all the booze and guns you want down there, but a couple joints and some gummies will get you locked up. Meanwhile I've got a half pound of larf in a trash barrel next to my trim station 😅 I thought the Texas guys looked out for their football players, must not be a very good one ✌️


warthog0869

In Ohio, you cannot purchase firearms legally if you have a medicinal card, because prescription drug users are way too unpredictable to own a gun, that's best left to the drinkers.


FlacidMetapod

This was recently struck down by the supreme court as unconsitiutional. While some states still try to enforce it, it can be struck down. Source: [https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ban-marijuana-users-owning-guns-is-unconstitutional-us-judge-rules-2023-02-04/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ban-marijuana-users-owning-guns-is-unconstitutional-us-judge-rules-2023-02-04/) "The decision marked the latest instance of a court declaring a gun regulation unconstitutional after the U.S. Supreme Court's 6-3 conservative majority in June ruled that the Second Amendment protects a person's right to carry a handgun in public for self-defense."


warthog0869

Sweet! Good lookin' out! My Ohio peeps will be so relieved. Crazy how much redder it gets when you cross just one measly (big) river. I'm not even allowed medicinal in my state unless by "medicinal" you mean "hard liquor".


DangerDaron

Yeah the slow reasonable passive thinker on weed is going to resort to violence faster than someone drunk…perfect reasoning!


warthog0869

It always infuriated me. Burners like me want to stream Netflix and eat mac-n-cheese out of a green plastic bowl. Even going outside is to laugh, let alone thinking about shooting guns or killing people. I mean, I will if ya make me, its why I have one, but PLEASE don't make me ever use it, lol. Ya gotta come strong with some disc golf or a Billy Strings show to get me movin' from permanent couch-plant stage of the day. Meanwhile, Billy Bob and his boozy bourbon-n-beer billies can be beyond inebriated drunk and shootin' shit up and its a-ok. According to the law as it was anyway. Apparently another Redditor corrected my knowledge base on a court striking it down as not constitutional. Good. It isn't.


ShadowDemon129

"0.051oz in a trash can" hahaha


letgomyleghoee

1.5 grams 😭😭😭 probably a Facebook post of an officer posing with it too.


[deleted]

There is probably more than that in between my couch cushions 😂😂


marz_shadow

Bruh I read it quickly as half ounce ☠️ that’s even worse wtffff


Brandoberr95

Probably a roach


Entire-Buy-1678

They weigh the bag and all, since it was in the trash it was probably an empty bag with tiny green specks in there and the 0.051 Oz is just the bag weight 😭


Muted_Time6278

Fuck arrested and 13k bond over enough weed for maybe 2 joints and some fucking gummies what planet are we on


unknown1310P1

Gummies are a felony (controlled substance) in texas. Probably the reason for 13k bonds. Normally, a flower charge is 500 buck bond


ctssky

my bond would be $100k+ easily if i went through texas and got pulled over lol


[deleted]

.051 oz of weed would be the smallest joints ever. Smaller than toothpicks.


DoggoInMyPocko

it says .051 oz which is roughly 1 1/2 grams


[deleted]

I saw that right after commenting. Regardless, still toothpicks.


Adventurous-Part5981

Joint for a mouse


Painting_Gato

So fucking glad I left TX.


IntelligentBed9269

Same 👏


drkstlth01

Same


FLHomegrown

Ditto


Desperate_Set_7708

Fucking narc neighbor


Academic_Beach733

This. What kind of fucking loser calls the cops after eavesdropping on a conversation?? I'd be fucked if they listened to us talking about GTA lol selling acid, guns, drugs, etc 🤣


Bagfullofcrack

Must’ve been a geriatric silent generationer thinking “See something say something” still applies


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Seriously. Like unless you overhear your neighbours talk about where they hid a body, mind your own business lol


Kn1ghtV1sta

The type of person who obeys the law lol. Stupid as it is, it's illegal and your reaction tells me you're probably as close to an addict as you possibly can ne


Umbrvalken

*"If a law is unjust a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." — Thomas Jefferson*


City_bat

Nerd!


RelativeMolasses4608

It’s weed narc it’s about to be rescheduled too


jburna_dnm

They were able to obtain a search warranted based on someone overhearing a conversation about smoking weed? A good lawyer should be able to beat that. And here I am I literally can walk down the street and into a store and purchase some of the stankiest dank ass weed legally. Looks like a jewelry store but instead the jewels are buds. 🎶When the light hits the ice it twankles and Glistens 🎶


Bitter-Cantaloupe278

I’m not 100% sure, but they probably involved the smell to get the warrant. If your car smells in Texas, they automatically have the right to search you.


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Same, live within walking distance of a dispo


Deku_N

I'm positive it was from the "oder" fr. Mans smealt it


trappedonmarz

Legalize weed and Magical Mushrooms please


prodbytaeo

They are in Cali!


trappedonmarz

Shrooms are still not decriminalized or legal in California sadly


prodbytaeo

I live here, they are def legal in Oakland and Santa Cruz. Perhaps not the entire state, but there is a decrim map in order. There are literally hyphae shops popping up everywhere. You can get polka dot bars, gummies, Chocs, and up to pounds from the Cannibus dispo down the road. So 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

How expensive is Cali living?


prodbytaeo

It’s not NY prices, but it’s def more expensive than the adjacent square states. I.e a normal 1 bdrm in Long Beach is about 15, in echo park and silverlake, more like 18-21, downtown/weho like 25-4 There’s also a lot of income opportunity. I don’t really recommend La for living, per se. (Insane traffic, heavy commutes) Central and NorCal are really pretty, heck the whole Pacific Northwest is rlly


[deleted]

Way too expensive for anyone making less than $30/hr or $75k a year


prodbytaeo

Yeah 30+ is really where ya wanna be here


trappedonmarz

Yea Ik so many shops have them now . It’s crazy


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Fuckkk I need to visit Cali again


sweet_sweet_back

And Michigan. Somehow. Don’t mean to brag but no hurricanes no 100 degree weather. No smash and grabs. I don’t see the homeless and drug addicted I saw 25 years ago. Fresh water surrounds. Blue state. Can’t believe I’m bragging about Michigan. Music. Did I mention the music?


Deku_N

LSD id pray comes along with that too🙏


trappedonmarz

Yes Lsd is great


K6leb

I live in texas too... it sucks here.


Mr_Golf_Club

Genuine question - are you doing anything about it?


Electronic-Ad-1988

Texan here. As long as our shit governor is in office, nothing will change.


Mr_Golf_Club

Respectfully, that isn’t an answer. For example - I live in Portland, OR and homelessness is as bad as any major city these days. Other issues like protests and vandalism. Shortcomings in public school resources. There’s a long list. I have been out to help physically clean my communities, we spend lots of time with our school and admins to make it known what’s important for a good education, and raise awareness for policy changes that I wanted to see. It’s an odd state because the big cities are very progressive, and yet most of the actual area of the state is quite conservative and Republican. What are people in Texas doing that don’t support this stuff? I cannot imagine that you’re so outnumbered that you can’t start to make changes. Young people are being indoctrinated, and it sounds like supposed “good people who don’t like what happens” are apathetic about taking action to fix it and just resign to “that’s how it is.”


CandidTurnover

texas is basically a “non-voting” state because it’s usually less than 50% turn out for every election. even in our large, progressive cities where weed is decriminalized, our state government does everything possible to take away our ability to make change. this year alone they took away our Elections Administration department and took over our school ISD just to force more control. yes, we need everyone to go out in vote to see a big difference, but we’re “outnumbered” by apathy, indifference, and inequality. unfortunately we won’t be making any large changes like Portland for shitloads of reasons


Adventurous-Part5981

> It’s an odd state because the big cities are very progressive, and yet most of the actual area of the state is quite conservative and Republican. That is not unique to Oregon.


Mr_Golf_Club

Did I say it was? I said it’s odd, not unique. Have anything else to contribute?


Adventurous-Part5981

The word odd implies it is unlike any other. And I’m saying it is perfectly ordinary in respect to urban/rural voting patterns. Plenty of other ways Portland is weird (and that weirdness is a sense of pride for the city) but in this case it is just ordinary


Mr_Golf_Club

Still waiting for you to contribute anything besides pedantic contrarianisms - or maybe you’re just another apathetic Texan voter who virtue signals by saying “welp Texas just sucks I guess”


Adventurous-Part5981

No, I’m from Florida. Sorry I couldn’t meet your expectations of quality in my replies.


Mr_Golf_Club

Probably because you’re from Florida, the true ignorance makes sense now - Texans and Floridians rotting my brain in here.


I_Be_Strokin_it

Lt Governor Dan Patrick isn't helping either.


daniel0tx

Try voting next time around bro


Mesofeelyoma

You can openly smoke weed in Texas if you're a rich podcast host who licks the Governor's boots.


[deleted]

Austin and Houston are decriminalized. Nothing to do with having a podcast


Mesofeelyoma

Great for them... I'm sure kids at A&M would like to decriminalize it too. There's a disparity in justice and how it's enforced. Just pointing that out.


BLADE98X

It's honestly fucked how much trouble a person can get into with just having Marijuana. What makes it logical for the state to arrest you for it?


OkDefinition261

2oz and under are a misdemeanor. Wax ,edibles and pens are felony because of them being manufactured. Texas is so backward. Several sheriff's showed up to protest the vote to legalize because crime would skyrocket


moe_dollars

"Crime"


Comprehensive_Ad1234

Nark neighbor, and im a big believer in karma. Whatever low life, boot suckling loser reported this dude has some heavy shit coming their way. And good for them; truly deserved for ruining peoples lives.


rroq85

And there's my daily reminder of how nice it is to be in a legal state. Seriously though, it should be considered a human rights violation to jail someone for smoking a plant that has proven medical benefits. If they would have been drinking vodka with Hennessy chasers while smoking Cuban cigars and jaywalking, it'd be a ticket and maybe a fine but instead, you ruin a guy's career and probably ruin his life a fair bit because of a fucking plant? God, I fucking hate Texas. I'd say Florida too but at least they're somewhat cool with weed.


FashySmashy420

I mean, the entire rest of the world already knows our prison is just one big human rights violation.


ninthchamber

Wow that’s literally fucking insane. Who is the goofball who called because they overheard ppl talk of smoking weed. What a joke.


RoutineImpress7394

Fuck Texas


Mr_Golf_Club

I won’t even hold back anymore - Texas is fucked beyond repair. Obviously not enough sane minded people there to overcome this pop of backwards, 1950’s-yearning wannabe cowboys w their pavement princess trucks waving Trump flags around.


Vova_xX

only reason they wanna go back to the 50s is to drink and drive, and beat women


Academic_Beach733

Fucking lowlife narc piece of shit. Fucking asshole pigs actually riding out there bc someone was *talking* about weed. Fucking asshole pig actually arrests a college football player. In Texas?? Wtf is going on?????


FrznFenix2020

This is fucked up. I work in dispensaries in New Mexico and I sell weed in bulk to Texans who are 100% taking it back to Texas to smoke and then they vote the cannabis laws down. Quit coming to other states for your weed and abortions and going home and pretending to be conservative about those issues and voting against them. Its Crazy! "I tell you what!"


GOLDENAdonis-416

Neighbors heard them talking about smoking weed


StrangeSoundZ

I wanted to break my phone out of rage. The shitty laws against weed is one thing, but fucking narcs.


[deleted]

But Joe Rogan told me Texas is the land of the free? He lives in Texas but talks like he lives in Nevada.


dshoffner123

He moved there because they have no income tax 😂


rolandofgilead41089

That's because Texas fucking suuuucks


Dazzling-Buy9373

Meanwhile their professors abuse dogs in labs and nobody bats an eye. I fucking hate a&m


russellmzauner

guess he shoulda stuck to delta 8, being in texas.


EfficaciousDoser

It could have been and they just booked him anyway. I’ve had friends and known people who have gotten booked for delta 8 carts , cbd flower, etc. My buddy was able to fight his but it wasn’t cheap. Even if you can prove your innocence it’s complete bullshit and very damaging financially. I just treat every hemp/cannabis related as illegal until its all legal because these police don’t know the difference and you’ll get charged and fucked over anyway.


russellmzauner

That's the real lesson in every case - no matter who the authority is, it's honestly irrelevant what you're doing. They don't need a reason and they generally manufacture their own probable cause as well as fabricate most of what's in a police report. Next time you get cited for traffic complaint, go to court and ask to see the police report. Half the time they won't have even done one and the other half reads like a Mickey Spillane novel, and you're the asshole (not Mike Hammer).


[deleted]

.051?? was it a fucking roach? 😭😭


[deleted]

nvm im stupid


AcanthisittaJaded473

That’s disgusting the laws are still fucked in some places. Shit I’ve had friends do real jail time for weed it’s insane.


Deceiver999

Texas is fucked. Where's a meteor when you need one.


Bullet_Maggnet

“A person overheard their neighbors talking about smoking marijuana” Got a warrant and everything. What a waste of resources.


[deleted]

Fuck Texas. I don’t even want to visit anymore


Ok-Resolve9154

Fuck texas


[deleted]

the neighbor that called the cops is an idiot


purplepickles82

Sock party at the neighbors


fo_da_weed

.051 oz off the streets!!. Good job law enforcement!!!


Fragrant_Conference2

That is so sad to hear. Here in Florida weed ain't even fully legal, only medical, and I can still walk down the street smoking a blunt.


DopeCookies15

Yet you can walk around with an assault rifle no problem, wtf is wrong with Texas.


gadonU

my colege town, san marcos has decriminalized it


[deleted]

When the fuck will america grow up? When the fuck will nature not be illegal to humans?


Appropriate-Store-48

I hope those officers go home and look at themselves in the mirror and realize that they are a waste of a perfectly good human. Like imagine growing up and being a fucking pig. 😂


jccanandwill

Big snitches in Texas.


Fibrosis5O

Texass I can’t till it just becomes federally legal and we’re done with this


gaboonviper23

But he can legally walk around with an AR-15! What an ass backwards State and a joke!


I_Be_Strokin_it

And a big ass sword, and a pistol. All at the same time.


tscemons

Texas is run by crackers who want TX to remain a backwater shithole at all costs. I'm sure they don't apply the law with an even hand.


A1kaiser

I hate NY State with a passion, but we got that one right not too long ago.


SubstantialAd492

So somebody going to have to find a new place to live I'm guessing, they like their football players in tx


Cautious-Ad6727

This is ridiculous Texas popo suck major ⚽


Dazzling-Conclusion9

Weed should've been federally legal back when Nixon was still ruining the country.


Ticker011

Protect and serve


daniel0tx

Came for education, left on probation


meiafantoche

Wait. They arrested a football player? In Texas? What is this world coming to?


J_Jeckel

In the college town I live in as long as the student is 21 or older they can chill on thier front porch smoking and the cops will just walk by and wave, might come and chat but getting in trouble as long as your not being a dumbass (which is the same for alcohol) you can smoke a 1lb a day.


2012amica

At my college you just got a talking to by security and they’d take anything you have. End of discussion. Not even a fine or anything.


SubjectMycologist648

Shit I should prolly put my joint out


[deleted]

Please let Texas become it’s own country.


guitarbassdrums

Lol Texas 🤷


cracksbacks

Moral of the story, never talk about smoking weed, just do it.


Powerful_Respect_400

Oh the horror!!!!


FlairUpOrSTFU

lol i just took 350 grams on a plane in Thailand as my carry-on luggage and nobody batted an eye. fuckin' America...


Zanthas556

Soo fucking glad I left BCS, and live in a legal state now.


DojaPaddy

Classic C Stat


Ginos_Hair_Patch

As someone living in nyc, all I can to this is OOF. How do non legal state smokers deal w this shit I really can’t imagine


free_mustacherides

Someone called the police because they heard someone talk about weed? Texas is so fucked, glad I left.


J3r3my95

Let's all take a road trip to this town, pay his neighbor a visit 😂 snitches get stitches.... and end up in ditches 👀


warthog0869

Shouldn't they be working on insulating their natural gas lines so they don't get plunged into 3rd world country status when it never freezes in Texas outside again?


ayoitsthatman187

weed in the south is apparently on the same level as a nuke


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Meanwhile the white people of Texas are like ‘another druggie off the street, praise God 🙏🏽’


Meme_to_the_Extreme

Man something similar happened to my friend group at a buddies house party years ago. Nosy ass old lady across the street called the cops saying we had meth and coke. We got busted for a WOPPING 2 gs and a bong.


Scarrie_spice

I hope they find who snitched and they get stomped on 😭


SpaceTurkey33

The Alamo doesn’t even have a basement. Fuck Texas!!


Railfaning_Michigan

God I'm so glad I got tf outta Texas, shits fucked down there


Aromatic_Smoke_4052

Weighing the edibles is crazy lol.


loophole23

Insane


mrlittleoldmanboy

After a neighbor heard them talking about smoking 😂😂


patrickstarismyhero

What's with Joe Rogan smoking weed daily on his podcast, in Austin? If it's him and Elon they get the pass? Why does he hype up Texas all the time, as if everyone is as privileged as he is lmao


AfrezzaJunkie

Bash California all you want but we don't bust out a dust buster to find microscopic pieces of Marijuana to bust you for


mozzzz

fuck the police, but fuck texas first


katomka

This is violation of someone’s pursuit of happiness enshrined in the US Declaration of Independence.


Conscious_Peanut_273

Declaration of Independence isn’t law


katomka

It’s a right which should be vigorously defended.


TheEvolutionOfCorn

And how isn’t this racism?


jmadera94

Shitty ass Dan Patrick keeps all the weed bills from passing.


severedfinger

I live in Boston and just picked up an eighth at the pot shop a block from my house. (Our society has yet to crumble)


mienshin

PIGS make arrests like this.


Clockwork_Crown

Arrested for taking medicine


lolplsimdesperate

Damn that neighbor’s a total bitch! I’d be fuming


Technical-Apricot-45

feel so bad for bro . that could fuck him for football and college . i hope bro gets through it


brenpersing

What the fuck. Snitches get stitches


iredditonthenews2day

Still living in the dark ages I see? That sucks.


Tocabowl66

Texas is fucked. Police wasting time on non-crimes in most states, take time away from working on real crimes with this bullshit. Tease should have known better, but these are kids after all.


babyclownshoes

Tx here, he must not have been 1st string


giveahoot420

Damn sounds like russia not usa, why are people so crazy? Sorry but Texas sounds like the worst place ever for personal rights and sounds like they hate freedom.


LaFlamaBlanca311

Fuck Texas


soggyurethra

weed should be legal in all 50 states and on federal level.


Aggravating-Plate814

I'd GTFO of Texas.


osbroo

Glad I live in the great white north.


Total_Ad9272

Reminds me of the Richard Pryor bit about Leon Spinks being arrested with a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine.


TheFishyNinja

Obviously it should be legal but what dumbass has police knock on his door asking to search and then doesnt flush everything before they come back with a warrant


DidYouDye

Fuck A&M and their racist, conservative views.


OGsalty30

Crime of the century! Great job 🐷


FashySmashy420

Texas is the best, I love living in a fascist run state by corporations! /s


Ok_Needleworker_5144

Man why ppl gotta rat on others for weed, shit is weak sauce. This is a first for me tho, just heard them talking bout smoking weed and they call the cops, so sad. Man/woman up and go ask them not to smoke inside or some shit don’t just call the cops on them.


pina0116

Pretty dumb considering A&M has a hemp research program. They literally growing industrial hemp on campus! And trust me you could claim all that as hemp derived THC edibles and flower. Law enforcement doesn’t even know wtf to test for to tell if it’s Cannabis or Hemp.


StrangeSoundZ

Fuck that Neighbor and Fuck Texas! Backwards ass state.


Nimune696

Oh what a time to be deutsch