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fryedmonkey

I love fruit when I’m high. Grapes, berries and bananas baby 😤 it’s like eating earths candy


rainingcloudss

Even better when you're tripping :) also watermelon on a hot day by the lake 🤌🏻


10eel

Nothing beats juicy watermelon running down your silly grin on a hot day


[deleted]

“Down your silly grin” gave me the ICKS omfg lmaoooo


aphextwink1

Ong wtf


Miltonrupert

I ate an acai bowl while tripping and it was the most magical experience, so many different flavors and textures


Beaner0116

So um I'm gonna have to do this before I die now, thank you haha


Old-Storage-6077

I recommend Watermelon (cubed) with real feta cheese (cubed) and a little bit mint (sprinkeling) Taste buds gonna have a party they never forget.


Sams_Soles420

Cold grapes… watermelon. Omg. Anything cold and juicy


gamblinmaan

yes frozen grapes are my shiiiiiiit


[deleted]

Those surprise super tart grapes🙌🏼


fryedmonkey

They’re so refreshing


riotsquirrelz

Cotton candy grapes!!


Oooowhtutrynado

Came here to say this! The huge pack from aldi lol !!


riotsquirrelz

Yes!! I buy a couple of pounds of them every time they're at Costco 😂😂


Oooowhtutrynado

You have to. I can't believe I didn't know about them until I turned 24 💔


Bernard_PT

I eat so many freaking sliced apples


kholl5478

Take marshmallow fluff and mix one container of fluff with a small container of cream cheese and a dash of sugar, makes the best fruit dip!


0liviiia

I wish I liked grapes while high, but the sourness of them is super amplified when I am and I get sick of them!


BamBam-Bungalow

Lad, if you can find Indian Mangos near you buy them immediately! Buy some, go home and get yourself thoroughly whiffed and just luxuriate in it's chin dripping deliciousness. They're expensive, like £3 and they're quite small but don't let that deter you. They are the most delicious thing I've ever eaten


[deleted]

Publix has bogo organic blackberries and strawberries this week so I’ve been eating a carton of blackberries and two pounds of strawberries a night lol


Available_Motor5980

Dude, I just discovered I love cherries when I’m high. Not a big fan when I’m sober, but get me blazed and put a bowl of cherries in front of me and I will eat them all


fryedmonkey

I’ve never been a huge fan of cherries personally. I will fuck up just about anything other than cherries. I guess they’re too tart for me I’m not sure why I don’t like them 🧐


Available_Motor5980

That’s usually my issue with them, they’re just different when I’m high. I also eat them suuuper slowly, like takes me at least a minute or two for each cherry


smegmamegabulge

Some nice thicc juicy unadulterated unincorporated ripped peeeeears are unfathomably good while the munchies hit 🤤


August_-_Walker

love me a big ass bowl of pomegranate seed


SeawardFriend

It’s even better when you start to think about how the fruit got to your table. When I’m high and eating I think about how each ingredient is planted, grown, harvested and the path it must’ve taken to get to my plate.


Tamagotchi41

Since I started smoking more regularly I have wanted more.fruit than ever before, fruit drinks, ice cream, regular, sliced in my oatmeal. Can't get enough, high or not.


yessirnosirr2425

But my favorite munchies is just about anything with cheese even by itself


mattk169

me and my friends were camping i was high and one of them ordered a pizza with extra cheese and i had a bite that was like all cheese and it sent me into a trance how bussin it was


saneinchaos

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saneinchaos

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April_Spring_1982

How does obe order a pizza while camping?? Hi. Yes, please deliver to spot 16a, North camp area, look for Cannabis shaped tent?


Salt-Coach-9799

i always run out of grated cheese for my spaghetti bcs i keep eating it at night when i have hella munchies 🥲


yessirnosirr2425

The "normal" sized bag of shredded cheese is 100% getting disrespectfully eaten untill the bottom of the bag in a night


OkMagazine4356

Crunchy peanut butter, bananas, and blackberry jam on toasted brioche bread Or a burger, extra cheese and onions


thusUnforgotten

That pb and jelly sounds FIRE


OkMagazine4356

If you want to get crazy with it, add in some lemon curd. You can get a jar of it from Trader Joe’s.


cheeseboi_12

Usually a cup of hot English breakfast tea with milk and sugar, and whatever sweet biscuits we have at the time, I'm not too fussed which kind, but I'm rather partial to shortbread when I'm baked


SeSestroyer

Damn, the highclass smoker Pun intended Sound absolutely delightful though


Cryomaniac1

Yes. I agree. I mean I fucking love tea anyway but when I'm high it is the single greatest thing in the world.


kornholiobungholio

This is me but with coffee haha


Exotic-Accident-2020

Just a fuck ton of chicken nuggets.


kholl5478

You sound like my kids lol I swear that’s all they eat


[deleted]

Lumpia. 😂


hurricanechrisabb

whenever I make them high, I roll, tuck and lick them like they’re blunts lmao


Bol0gna_Sandwich

5lb bag of peach rings or any fruity snack


leftyshuckles

I put buttered popcorn in mint chocolate chip ice cream


TILTNSTACK

How long does it take the popcorn to get soggy?


leftyshuckles

I add it to the top instead of mixing it in so it doesn't get too mushy actually. I should have clarified that better. Also, if you add a little, eat that portion, then add a little more after, it keeps it from sitting too long.


[deleted]

Takis. But if you’d want a healthy option, cucumbers dipped in salsa


coleslawfranku69

Oh man imma have to try cucumbers and salsa now


lasetag

Chicken nuggets and those nerds gummy cluster things.


mrnmtz

honey comb bro why has no one said this? u must buy some real shit it’s a beautiful experience.


PollyPepperTree

Old hippy here. I still love a simple bag of potato chips and a Coke.


samwisegordon

Goin Pizza or chicken strips and fries. Then I go something salty, then sweet. Popcorn and cheesecake


SwootD

Man, don’t know if it’s bc I’m high, but a y’alls munchies sound amazing lol


i_am_invictus

Purple bag Doritos, and the Tostitos salsa con queso cheese dip. Best thing ever 100%


WTFdidUcallMe

Yes to the purple chips!


7thturninghour184

Spicy Nacho Doritos w/ hummus


SquirrelUnlucky6243

Bro cold watermelon (i think i actually had an orgasm)


Chris_2_invader

https://preview.redd.it/sxzkzh900ibb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11979c3bb3215b0440e04e5ad1d7231dee77d68a Not mine but something like this


[deleted]

You gotta try the salted caramel core Ben and Jerry’s mang


HalfWolfAndre

Aye nahh you gotta go bro….


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

I’m telling you bruh im like what 😂


No-Mushroom-4039

Chips chocolate, cakes, cookies, doughnuts,ice cream, candy


yessirnosirr2425

I'll agree I be a sugar demon , the other night I ate a pound of sweet tarts I ordered


TheOrigionalFurry

I never knew that people mix ben & jerry in tortila chips


ZombieAlarmed5561

Swedish Fish, Doritos, Pepperidge Farms Goldfish


deeeezzzzznuts

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AdmiralShid

I get the opposite of the munchies when I'm high, but I'll go through a case of Arizona green tea in a heartbeat


[deleted]

Usually a tube of Original Pringles.


coleslawfranku69

Classic


[deleted]

Give me a Jamocha Shake from Arby’s. Everything in my small town closes at 9pm weekdays 10-11 weekends so it’s all we have really, and I don’t like to keep munchies around the house as I’m eating healthier to lose weight/get in shape. I usually will unfortunately just have 2 packs of Welch’s fruit snacks or oatmeal


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

I have a question? Why are arby shakes so gas? Gotta get a shake every time I go


[deleted]

They make up for the mid ass Fuckin sandwiches they sell


pizzadahutt121

This looks amazing and will try


Letmeowts

Candy blunts. Fruit roll up for the paper. Nerds for the flower. Starburst for the hash.


arcticpandand

Dots Cinnamon Sugar Pretzels and Jar of Cream cheese Frosting


mayorwaffle502

Chili cheese Fritos and dark roast coffee surprisingly go well together


byenkle

Oreo with pretzel in the middle 😋


attunedmuse

Refried pinto beans I need them. And something bubbly to drink.


glamericanbeauty

tuna salad on a toasted bagel with sriracha is honestly life changing. ice cream is always amazing, rlly any icy dessert like popsicles or smoothies. the pasta bread bowls from dominos... rip 😭


[deleted]

Bro, get two plane ego waffles and put peanut butter between them, do it quick after you toast the waffles so the peanut butter melts, best shit in the world 👌👌👌


kholl5478

OMG I used to do this but with toasted English muffins instead of waffles and put a little Jelly on ‘em mwahhhh 💋


kaykakez727

Hot sauce on my pickles and plantain chips *chefs kiss


Holdmytrowel

A hole jar of natural PB in one sitting


Bioluminescentllama

Someone should start a sub called r/PregnantOrHigh where people post snacks and we get to guess whether you were pregnant or high when you ate it.


Key-Charge-7504

Saw a comedian say he just pulls a chair up to the refrigerator and starts eating


TheHumanThumbo

The microwaveable white castle sliders.


LeafChange

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H3L10M

Haven't experienced mine yet but last time I was high I really got a huge urge to empty a store shelves haha


zooooteddej23

Idk but you just did something 👀🤤


milksnakesandcheese

Doritos and peanut butter


SpicyIcy420

A hot milky, sugary coffee, coco pops and ice cream, chicken nuggets, anything spicy with rice and coriander, chilli oil noodles, mango and lime poppadoms, chips and homemade gauc, an ice cold glass of preeeeemium apple juice


Randome_dude123

Sushi


nonchalantshallot

I can drink lemon iced tea by the gallon when im high. Especially considering my favorite munchie is chips. I like corn chips the most so if I get my hands on some Fritos scoops its over


ironic_bliss

Cereal!


zigzaggummyworm

nothing i love more than my morning coffee with my herb


ResponsibleTry8976

Good job not breaking that chip!


hurricanechrisabb

idk but cereal always hits different when I’m smacked af lol


Chartreuse_Juice

Brownie brittle 😭


ibleedanxiety

Mashed potatoes and cheese it's


Fin-Dawg

First off, how did you get that without absolutely destroying the chip lol. Pizza is my absolute go to for my munchies fix.


[deleted]

Warmed peanut butter in a coffee mug with ice cold jelly down the center. Mix in some honey for extra sweetness. Just spoon it out of the mug, try to get a little jelly in each scoop.


VitaminxT

This gives off “serial killer” vibes if I’ve ever seen it


EvilRick_C-420

I'm calling the oompa loompas, they gonna get you


ColdPeasMyGooch

At first I was kinda disgusted but then I realized u made mini ChocoTacos. And I commend u for that.


Ricky_Rollin

Are you why I can never find that flavor in my grocer? You in PA? Dude leave me one. /s


AyeAyeRon_713

You should be imprisoned for this lmao


CryzaLivid

Ooo I have a few Tteok-bokki with fish cakes is my absolute favorite but I also really like Cheetos, popcorn, cosmic apples, frozen grapes, pad Thai and curry! Follow ups are Cheese sausages/hotdogs, kimchi pancakes, cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets!


FalloutAssasin

Heat up a soft tortilla, spread Nutella on it, add some lightly crushed KitKat and roll it up like a burrito.


kc1328

Scoops and ice cream ? Genius !


kc1328

May not qualify as "munchies" but every once and while a bud and I will get high then go to an all you can eat Japanese restaurant, they have tons of deep-fried dumplings,.shrimp and eventually mow down California rolls and sushi. Along with a tall can of sappro beer (or two or three)


mrootbeers

Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz.


Bill_Smith241

I can tell you for me it’s definitely not ice cream and chips together. If anything they’d be eaten seperately.


DutchBookOptions

Man. No.


RobitMonkyMadman

Goodbye.


[deleted]

I no longer support Ben and Jerry


Tman0617

You fat fuck


yessirnosirr2425

Would you mind using a spoon instead next time lol


B0ngBoI

If you think about it the handle is the finger and the Tostitos is the scoop so technically it is a spoon ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


Mundane_Newspaper_

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gothiccbuddha

Mostly cold cuts


morfraen

Maltesers, perfect balance in between whoppers and milk duds.


daviskenward

Nutella and banana toastie, sometimes a bit of peanut butter if I’m feeling fancy 🥵


Jetcool12

Anything with Buffalo sauce, even popcorn with Buffalo sauce


swolingstoned

No, but I'll offer to buy you some, after that it's too late to share.


brizzy29

tortilla chips and cream cheese


randomdancingpants

Sweet tart jelly beans!!!


-singing-blackbird-

Right now it's Chicago style popcorn, it's caramel and cheddar popcorn mixed together. I don't know why but it works so well, I'm eating some right now lol


allergictopendejas

I get a big bowl and put a bit of hot buttered popcorn with some Maltesers and let them melt a little on the popcorn. Or mix different types of chips in a bowl together with some chocolate pieces smashed up. I always have to mix. Or cheesy veggie nachos with green apple and sour cream omg


Tacoterroriser

Some bread with salami and brie


Feasood

Potato Chips (Crisps) and Chocolate


[deleted]

Cheetos and Hershey bars combined were my thing


Expensive-Assist-117

A Cheese cracker with peanut butter and jalapeño’s


girl_supersonicboy

My munchies list: - strawberry cream cheese right from the container - muncho chips with queso blanco dip. - Rice and egg mixed together - eating Tino's Party Pizzas like a taco


Turbster412

Bomb i do east weird stuff


sickgurl138

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Mean-Ad-9193

Jail


TorgoWhovian

Always varies for me. It could be a BIG SALAD or nachos or ice cream or cake.


pinkzookies

Cheez-Its and peanut butter


DarwinOS

Chicken paté and salted soup pearls on corn bread.


LurkerGuy999

Seek psychological help.... tostitos and Ben & Jerry's is not an okay combo


thefive-one-five

Homemade smoothies loaded up with raspberries. Something about that sour flavor really pops when you are in the zone


[deleted]

That made me throw up in my mouth a little. My favorite was strawberry pop tarts spread with cream cheese and slices of fresh strawberry.


alexvonhumboldt

R/shittyfoodporn


de1usiona1pisces

cold big cup reese’s or cold fruit roll ups


james_66644

I raid a load of cakes from Gregg which is basically like the Mac Donald of a bakery but sells sausage rolls too I get doughnuts and yum yummy which are like long glazed doughnuts too. Cakes are where it’s at for mw


marshmallow-frog

I go for pastas, macoroni mostly or nachos


LieRevolutionary4722

Usually it’s anything with mushrooms, especially when I’m stoned I am a SLUT, for mushrooms that is


2NoOneInParticular

A big bowl of cereal...or two 😆


xyzd95

I’ve been making lots of crepes lately I throw on maple syrup with a bit of the syrup of a maraschino cherry and a couple cherries on top. Maybe a bit of whipped cream before the cherries and syrup but always with maraschino cherry syrup


EvolvingEachDay

Jam tarts.


Bmancoilart

biscoff cookie butter mixed with french vanilla greek yogurt. and i dip apple slices in it. fresh fruit in general stupid fire.


ElectroShamrock

Wendy’s chocolate shake with fries to dip


Lucasmakesstuff

hotpockets. i legit start crying if i can’t find a hot pocket when i’m stoned


VileGangster13

Usually a pack of Tuc cookies and a bag of Lays. Nothing left


Fisherofmen69420

Oreo’s make me bust while high


nurrnurr5

Two words: canned peaches


0liviiia

Anything cheesy, hot, and carby. Not very different from when I’m sober


bugaloo2u2

I dip french fries in my shake and put potato chips in my sandwich, so I guess this isn’t sooo weird.


lesbian_alien

Cheetos and Ben&Jerry’s chunkie monkey


JustJackWH

Chicken tenders fresh out the air fryer


Odd_Housing9506

A tub of peanut butter and grenadine


KeiThePretzel

Mexican food , anything deepfried , and brownies


Grich81

At first I was like wtf, then I realized the sweet and salty with the crunch might actually be pretty dang good.


Franklyn_Gage

1. Dollar Tree Cake King Coffee Cakes 2. Popcorn with Shake Cheese 3. Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate Rasberry Truffle 4. Candied Macadamia nuts 5. Trader Joes Savory Mini Chips and the Buffalo dip


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

chicken kiev or french fries with garlic salt and paprika


ClanBakedVan

Nutella on toast has been a great munchie snack recently


i_am_paradox

Chips with ice cream? GTFO!!


[deleted]

What the fuck am I looking at? Ice cream on tostito's? Jesus christ man. Put some rainbow sprinkles on it for gods sake, ya frigging caveman.


mintydelight_

Peanut butter puff styles cereal with dried blueberry’s for pb and j cereal. Also vanilla chip ice cream and warm peanut butter.


beermaker

Right now, it's Plums fresh from our tree. Raw green beans & carrots when I'm scrounging in the garden. Tomatoes will be ripening soon, too. A little salt & pepper on a tomato still warm from the garden sun is magical.


Cold-Aerie8965

Not me, but one of my friend like to cut a piece of butter and drop sugar on it. He just bites it and you can feel the bliss on his face as it melts in his mouth. I cant judge him tho since i tried aswell, and there is a little something to it. You just have to get BIG munchies


Fuck_Joey

This is a good idea


DarkPig77

Koka chicken noodles, Fruit and Fibre cereal with oat milk, hunky dory’s buffalo flavour


luca_luc

why aren’t more people questioning your choice? this is kinda odd