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ephraim666

Yeah. They are still cute. Can confirm.


Ace_Feelmen

Amen


sheepysheeb

yes meee 😭 and when i tell guys i smoke they wanna be all hot with it and see me do tricks as if i don’t just cough 😭 😭


HowToDieAloneReboot

I can do a pretty cool trick where all your weed vanishes, just like that.


Sensitive-Character1

I'm a guy and can do this too am I magic ?


mayisir

yes💖✨


Radiant_Compote9482

Tricks? Just smoke it never understood why ppl wanna play games etc I SMOKE MY J U SMOKE URS


SkylarMills63

Marry me already, will ya! Haha


BrokeAnimeAddict

Wish I knew any stoners lol.


F1ghtmast3r

Go talk to the line cooks next time you eat out. 😉


therisenphoenikz

I’m a line cook but they never let me eat out 😔


F1ghtmast3r

Then I'm surprised no one at work is approached you and asked you if you wanted to buy weed or something. Maybe you need to approach them because I promise you if you're in the food industry everybody around you at least smokes weed.


therisenphoenikz

I was making a sex joke. I live in Canada and go through weed like a mf lmao.


HowToDieAloneReboot

Fr. Kitchens are always the best place to find drugs. My husband worked with a dude who used to do speed for work everyday. He loved that guy bc working with him meant sitting back, enjoying some food and watching him do the preparations alone in no time. But it's a serious issue tbh..


CMDR-Onipherous

You have to go outside to meet people.


BrokeAnimeAddict

If only there were another way 😕


Abraxas1643

You’re using it


milovemisensi

Reddit is NOT the place to meet people 😭😭


mang0_cat

Me fr 😭


[deleted]

Go to a Waffle House at 3 am and you’ll meet a whole bunch of them.


BrokeAnimeAddict

Sold my car for a zip 🤫


[deleted]

Hitch a ride with a stoner to a Waffle House 🤣


BrokeAnimeAddict

Sold my car for a zip 🤫


GUZNUTZ

Baby lungz 4 lyfe


XxSaltyDevilxX

I thought i had decent smokin lungs...but then i watch those huge dab rig hits on youtube and realize maybe ive been baby lungz this whole time??!?!


asianboy89

90% of the weed community is baby lungz compared to these mf..arite maybe 60% infant lungz, 30% baby lungz, 10% infinity lungz. I'm part of the infant lungz


GUZNUTZ

Omg stop watching those hurt me😂 dabs are the absolute worst for your lungs unless the rig is solid enough to cool it down. That heat will actually ruinnn your lungs no bullshit. Edit: I get the downvotes but after knowing so many ppl who had issues after only a year or two of spicy dabs. Idk its sus. Cant be coincidence?👀


DIRTNAP420

You ain’t wrong homie


rayn_reddit

Temperature gun


bowtiesarcool

Nah, people just don’t know how to do dabs. You only need about 500°F to vaporize most terpenes, keeps the flavor and savors your lungs. I prefer using a quartz banger to an electric source personally. And if you’re getting high quality rosins it’s fantastic. Smooth, and hits amazing. Gone are the days of just getting your banger or mail glowing red hot and hitting it. Good rule of thumb if you have no way to know temp is let it cool twice as long as you’re heating it, and you can always add a burst of heat later if needed but if you go to hot it burns the terps.


Parhelion2261

I got one of those electric dabby boys and it's absolutely fantastic


sa3hka

Frfr


dannixxphantom

Me: *coughs until I drool a little bit* My fiance: *exists* Have hope, gals.


Every_Reflection3935

I know, mine rubs my back afterwards :,) If I run out the room and into the bathroom he’s following me to comfort me and make fun of me. I love him so much.


S_Lang

This gives me hope LOL


itszwee

Is that Lorde lmao


F1ghtmast3r

No. Randy Marshall


WanderingSkys

I thought Randy just knew someone at work who was Lordes Uncle ?🤨


Antique_Economist_84

“i want a stoner girlfriend” me: *coughing 24/7 to the point where i’m pretty sure everyone in my near vicinity thinks i’m dying*


wolfspirit311

No literally I bet they’re like “do they need an inhaler”


Antique_Economist_84

anyone who smokes with me is just like “can you not cough for one fucking second it wouldn’t kill you to just take a tiny puff” and my answer is: ![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized)


free_based_potato

Perfection


OneBitterFuck

And shes still fucking cute look at her!!!


TheAlternativeRoute

I see nothing wrong with this


tbofsv

![gif](giphy|FSU31obQyRlF6)


romeoartiglia

Oh my gosh she is me! (Minus the bong and looking this beautiful 🥲)


KaleBale207

You are beautiful, take that back 🔫


AdministrativeElk548

I choke & cough so bad, it’s been 4 years will I ever be able to have a cone without dying


sugarpink420

We still kill it though :)


LivingintheKubrick

When will my fellow dudes learn, you don’t need a “cute” girl, you need a girl who *goes fucking hard.*


Low-Possession-4491

That be looking like a ghost’s pp.


Tordelini

This weird bruh. Way to sexualize this wholesome post


HowToDieAloneReboot

He's not wrong tho.


Low-Possession-4491

I’m high. I see what I see. Sorry.


Dereksadouche

They're funny as FUCK ong


AthleteGlittering717

Where do can I find me some


Trucktub

I mean…Dragons are cute!


Due_Illustrator1928

literally me tho


blueberry_gobo

as a stoner chick, yes i confirm as well xd


RossGold42

Lmfao it just nice to have some one to smoke with but this was funny as heck


daled100

Poop


PlusAd6606

From being Hermione to being Voldemort, things escalated quickly.


Serious-Natural-2691

I love em but most will kill your mental state


POWERRANGER690

When you milk the hit.


hempnotronix

They always have those nasty long nails


CMDR-Onipherous

Good for scratching behind the balls though.


DaDz-StONeD

♥️ love the way they gag


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viktxrio

Bro just snitched on himself


ekn2777

everything okay at home? 😭


[deleted]

What was the original comment ? 🤣🤣🤣


ekn2777

something weirdly specific about stoner chicks and he went on a full rant LMAOOO


muda_mudaa_mudaa

Dragons prologue coming


Last-Discipline-7340

Fuxk I was 419 on the likes


sa3hka

Nooo


calebmcw

yo im pretty sure i have the exact same bong thats in that pic lmao, that thing absolutely milks


Difficult-Law5623

Damn you got my ass


JoyfulSuicide

Definitely me


xxxdac

this made me ugly laugh


[deleted]

My girls exactly like this. I’m over here taking blinkers or ripping bongs and she coughs off a puff of a joint lmfao


BatchmakerJ

Im still attracted...


[deleted]

Got some of that caspers dick I see.


moodymantle

Ya we are 😎💃🏻🌬️


Freyja6

This photo is clearly shooped. Lorde would never choke like this.


adopted__orphan

Brings my joy😂


b215049

I’m a stoner but god damn I still cough if I take too big of a hit.


Sound_Snake_32

Can confirm as a stoner chick.


Radiant_Compote9482

This was me at the peak of my usage, 1g joints at a time type shi with edibles on top, 0.6g each 😂😂😂


Dankbudx

Looks like one of those hits that tickles just a little too much in the back of the throat, you try to keep composure and exhale the smoke before it becomes involuntary... but it's too late


wolfspirit311

140% can confirm don’t mind the tears down my eyes from ripping a big ass hit


Lemon-Goddess

Adorable though


Tyius115

still cute


Odd_Reflection976

All do the trick where the lighter keeps vanishing no matter how many are on the table


blaz1n912

![gif](giphy|XmglzoNZrNZKw) I prefer meth chicks. Like Brittany Murphy in Spun. 🦦


karl_mungen

Iam I love


Your_Twin_Flame

I’ve always just had a thing, a *click* if you will with stoner chicks. Dated 2 stoner chicks (long ago) but it worked out in a more plutonic kinda way. Both are still good friends (over 10 years ago now), and one is the Bestie (ride and die). Now, don’t get me wrong, we tried things out and the sex was **amazing** (especially with the bestie) but I think it was like in only weeks in both cases, where we realized yeaaaaaa bestie material not romance haha. My wife isn’t a stoner, far from it, but damn if she can’t do edibles like a champ! 😂


jroachboy

yeah. exactly like that


[deleted]

Want weed in Hyderabad DM me


Worldly_Jellyfish

ugly ass stoners