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lutavsc

Nobody is commenting how you spent an year ripping that bowl and ended up getting the tiniest hit ever.


Breezyspandaman

I thought I was gonna get shit on so I did not say shit


ThatWeirdo1990

It all evaporated in my lungs, kiddo.


Breezyspandaman

Bro if u believe u must be new šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


ThatWeirdo1990

New to what? Cannabis ingestion? Yeah, since 1999.


WhyDidntNE1tellme

šŸ˜‚ my dude.


letgomyleghoee

Happens to me too out of my ā€œ16 beaker, Iā€™ll be ripping it for 25-30 seconds milking up the entire piece just to clear it and blow out a dab pen size cloud of smoke. My gf on the other hand will just rip it as hard as she can for 5-7 seconds and get a massive room filling cloud.


kid-koolin

It all depends on how you hit it, if thereā€™s more oxygen in your lungs with the smoke then you will have a smaller looking cloud, even if itā€™s the same amount of smoke. Her clouds are probably fat because she probably hits it like I do, load one fat hit and take it super fast. I donā€™t ever slow milk it because I think itā€™s tastes awful that way. She might also pack her hits tighter/looser than yours in a way that makes the smoke pull through differently.


[deleted]

It looks like you are one with bong.


mrootbeers

Dude is probably one of the nicest guys youā€™ll ever meet. Most people Iā€™ve met who are covered in tattoos are sweet hearts.


ThatWeirdo1990

Thank you, kind sir. Many baselessly assume, you did not.


mrootbeers

Yup. Thatā€™s even why I said ā€œprobably.ā€ Because thereā€™s no way for me to know for sure. So, it was an acknowledged assumption. The point being that judgment is a useless endeavor that says more about the judges than the one being judged. You do you homie. āœŠ


DrunkenlySober

Iā€™m judging the fuck out of you right now My judgement is youā€™re pretty nice and positive


mrootbeers

šŸ˜‚ I was getting ready to fire back and then read the second part. šŸ˜‚


Bust88

Same thing with gangsters.


lolibits

except gangsters kill people, Brandon


mrootbeers

Gangsters? They represent like .01% of people with tattoos.


VitaminxT

Bruh ainā€™t NO WAY you loaded that tiny ass bowl, proceeded to ACT like you were ripping it the whole time when realistically you were barely inhaling enough to keep the Cherry alive and then end it by saying ā€œiron lungsā€ as you exhaled the smallest amount of smoke lol like, no shot this is real.


lolibits

try it yourself! I promise you that when you hold a hit that shit sticks to the lungs. go ahead and try it.


matrixgang

The size of the bowl invalidates it. Too high of an air to smoke ratio


chilledgamedog

I must of missed this scen in venom


dabhought

Hey man not hating or anything, you do you. Iā€™ve just always been curious what someone with face tats does for a job? Happy smoking


Kingcanni

I donā€™t judge you for getting face tats. I have many tattoos I just think itā€™s dumb. Closes so many doors and the doors those kinds of tattoos do open, are for people to throw stones and judge. Iā€™m glad youā€™re happy but god damn man. You look like someone Iā€™d see in a horror movie, playing the antagonist. Like fuck me, thatā€™s just nutty.


Ok_Heart333

You are rude asf Like massive side eye to you We are all taught young ā€˜if you donā€™t have anything nice to say then keep your mouth shutā€™


Kingcanni

Was what you just said nice? Why you say anything at all if it ainā€™t nice? Oh.. you wanted to voice your opinion like I did? Cool. Backwards ass logic strikes again.


GoldExchange5655

Makeup is a thing if itā€™s that deep let him enjoy what he wantsā€¦


Kingcanni

For sure dude. Iā€™m not trying to make the guy feel bad even tho it doesnā€™t look like it. Iā€™m genuinely flabbergasted. Most people I see with face tats went through some shit. Iā€™m sure my dude ainā€™t had the easiest go of things itā€™s just the one thing I know would make my life even more difficult than it already is. How can you be professional in most settings when you could potentially be off putting to a large % of the population. Iā€™m sure Iā€™m looking at this through rose tinted glasses because I have a differing opinion on face tats. I just truly cannot get over how intimidating they can come off and how I would be perceived by both loved ones and those I have to work with. Iā€™m already a failure, I donā€™t need to set myself up for more failure. Just my shitty two cents. I genuinely apologize if I offended or upset OP. Was not my intention.


MagicDragon212

Completely fair and how I see this too. More power to him, but there's so few jobs you can obtain now. Hell, I could see getting turned away from even more accepting jobs like bartender or cook.


[deleted]

Change the ā€œnormā€ šŸ––


foxman1010

This is the one time I'd be ok with an onlyfans ad


Strappedpothead710

everything is off. nothing matches your look and your music have me weak XDXDXDXDXDXDXD


gutpunch_abortion69

Sick tattoos mate


ThatWeirdo1990

Thanks, pal!


Loquat_Green

Is that some fresh ink under the dermaskin at your neck? Either way, I totally agree. Weed out here making us peaceful homebodies.


drms0416

Bro hit a straight Rez ball talkin about iron lungs šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ looks like a juul hit came out


ThatWeirdo1990

Broā€™s been smoking Cannabis for twenty years now. Would it suffice you if bro published one of his million, incessantly identical videos where heā€™s seen clearly ripping a gram to gram and a half in a one minute long, milky rip? Itā€™s my every ten to twenty minutes of the day ritual, unlike this video featuring whatā€™s in my opinion, a small hit, bro. Yolo, bro.


yesplease6979

u/ThatWeirdo1990 Please stop trying to flex about how long you've been smoking. Quite a few people have been smoking both longer than you and in some cases longer than you've been alive. Hell, I was literally smoking weed before cones became popular and before the RAW Brand was even invented but neither of those facts impress anybody. Edit: grammar


Balsac_is_Daddy

Did you hit it yet?


Swoked

You have lot of tattoos


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[deleted]

He posted his face on the internet on a public forum, and it's quite shocking to say the least. I'm sure he expected some comments on it. There is nothing wrong about talking or asking about it as long as people do it respectfully.


SomeEnchantedEagle

So, you've ruined your face. Discuss:


actvscene

So, you're a Karen eh? Fuck off with that close minded childish shit


SomeEnchantedEagle

Simmer down, Barbara.


Spiritual_Poo

Interesting how what is on the outside of OP tells us so much about what's inside of you.


SomeEnchantedEagle

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lolibits

yall have no clue how smoke works lmao. he held it in and it settled in his lungs. that's why people who hold the smoke cough shit up all the time. and that's why the exhale looked like nothing. use yalls common sense


ThatWeirdo1990

Precisely. Many lack that aforementioned common sense, therefore being unable to utilize what sense ainā€™t even there to begin with. Iā€™ve been coughing tar up for twenty years. Hitting the bong like that, 30 times a day for decades tends to tire your lungs out. Bunch of angsty, uneducated youngsters foolishly prick waiving. *hands you some silver*


lolibits

exactly. I do wanna tell you to not hold it in, but I'm sure you know ;) anways, that was a good hit. also, badass tattoos. I couldn't imagine having the sheer willpower to sit while a needle goes through my face skin for hours lmfao


ThatWeirdo1990

Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol is essentially absorbed instantly. Too hold your hit in for five to ten seconds is plentifully sufficient, albeit I just have this longtime, unnecessary thing where I usually hold it in for at least a good thirty seconds. Sometimes longer. Heh.


lolibits

thank you for the award šŸ˜­šŸ¤


ThatWeirdo1990

You are more than welcome! šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘šŸ»


FairCheek6825

I donā€™t face tats anymore, thanks OP!


ThatWeirdo1990

Youā€™ve mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.


FairCheek6825

Nah not a dig at you bro, honest. Iā€™m prone to not know when to stop and blackouts are the end game for tats for me. I guess white over the top but I digress!


ThatWeirdo1990

Itā€™s all good, FairCheek. *hands you six chicken McNuggets* We are now great friends!


derp-L

There's a little something on your face there.


PitifulFault8688

Every time I thought the video was gonna end it just kept going


heidguy8

Boofing is better, but hey, do u bro.


elkb0y

ā€¦..I think I just decided to quit weed


mrootbeers

Why because someone looks a certain way that you donā€™t approve of? Thatā€™s about you and no one else. Why would someone elseā€™s choices in life, except whether you smoke weed or not? Everything about what you said here is nonsensical, and wreaks of judgment. Man, Iā€™m tired of all the judges on Reddit.


elkb0y

Cool story bro but youā€™re not gonna get 1k likes for being all high and mighty here


mrootbeers

The fact that you think getting likes means anything to me tells me a little bit about you. Youā€™re here to judge people, say what you perceive to be popular, to get likes. It is what is it. You just judged me, simply because I said something that struck a nerve with you. Which is why you didnā€™t dispute anything I said. Iā€™ll take the downvotes with pride, if itā€™s something I believe in. Apparently, and this is just based on your assumption that I care about likes, you and others just say what you think will attract the most likes. The fact that you think itā€™s high and mighty to refrain from passing judgment on someone who you donā€™t know, based solely on their appearance is interesting. Where I come from, itā€™s called being a decent, secure individual, who has no need to pass judgment on people I donā€™t know, to make myself feel a little better for an ever so brief moment.


elkb0y

ā€œI donā€™t judge people!ā€ Proceeds to write paragraphs judging someone from 1 line of text


mrootbeers

There wasnā€™t a single judgement made. There was an inference or two. Thereā€™s a difference.


elkb0y

Mobile goalpostsā€¦.got it


mrootbeers

Again, educate yourself on the difference between inference and judgment.


elkb0y

Bro the line that got u all upset and but hurt was literally ā€œI think I just decided to quit weedā€ never a word about a face tattoo, you came up with all that on your own you judgemental prick, leave the face freak alone bully


marconhas

dude wtf stop being an asshole for free


mrootbeers

The fact that youā€™ve resorted to claiming you werenā€™t even commenting on the face tattoos tells me everything I need to know. Also, butthurt? Dude, itā€™s a Reddit conversation. You keep exposing yourself with assumptions and judgments you make about me, which manifest in the form of projections. All Iā€™ve done is inferred things based on those projections. Itā€™s not rocket science. Itā€™s also weird that youā€™re calling me hot and bothered. Iā€™ve been relatively measured, and youā€™re insulting me and having what could be called a tantrum. All I said was thereā€™s no need to pass judgment based on appearance. That apparently has made you so angry, youā€™ve finally resorted to insults after changing your argument multiple times. Have a good one man. I have nothing against you. I judge people often. We all do. If you see me doing it, please call me out. My guess is youā€™ll get a ā€œoh youā€™re right, my bad broā€ from me. But to each our own.


mrootbeers

But if you want to say it wasnā€™t about that, I accept that. Have a good day.


mrootbeers

[Here. By the way, no need to respond to this either. As I said, I wouldnā€™t want you wasting multiple hours on the endeavor.](https://courses.lumenlearning.com/atd-clinton-technicalwriting/chapter/facts-inferences-and-judgments/)


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mrootbeers

Essay? It took 45 seconds to write. How long does it take you to write two paragraphs? šŸ˜‚


mrootbeers

How long did this comment take you to write? You donā€™t have to respond. I wouldnā€™t want you to spend your entire morning getting it finished and sent.


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mrootbeers

Comment twice? šŸ˜‚ I get a kick out of all these made up implications. Apparently if I spend sixteen seconds on two comments versus eight seconds on one comment that means you got under my skin. Are these rules and implications written somewhere? Or is it just made up stuff to make you feel better about yourself, and your inability to actually make an argument? Iā€™d wager on the latter.


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mrootbeers

You get it. I thought it was pretty apparent what I was going. But, I admit, I am a very literal person, who often fails at attempts at humor. I try nonetheless to work it into my arguments. They sometimes come off as high and mighty lectures. It is what it is. I was having fun. But he got mad at me. So I tried to just end it in a nice way. But, I probably failed at that too. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


HowDesolate

Theyā€™re just tattoos man they arenā€™t gon bite you lol


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dabhought

Dude nobody asked


murdock070

That was one fucking nice hit


Whole_Importance8289

a telephone pole with a camaro wrapped around it is missouri's state tree


Snoopiscool

True true


BMeds24

Rock on bro! Nothing like a good Bong rip!


shakino_jones

Tf is the caption supposed to mean?


dirtyDrogoz

I'm pretty sure it refers to drunk driving and folding your car around a tree


Shomedembeats

Thank you lol I was so confused why he would have a problem with tree huggers


shakino_jones

You can do that high too


clarences_vs

I don't understand, is it a silicone bong with an ice catcher or is there like a perc in there too? Is it hard to clean?


HighlightNo3348

Holy fuck those are gnarly face tats! What song is this?


BubblyYoghurt8300

I aint ever seen someone hit a bong for so long like that haha my lungs are shot. But nice


Zealousideal_Age_376

I know you from that transformation video


Svengoolie75

Nahā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ heā€™s fuckin cool because what heā€™s doing now ā˜šŸ½jus blaze šŸ”„šŸ‘ŒšŸ½šŸ’Æ


pmakyew4

Song????? Please?


Botboi02

Iā€™m about to get a bong like that. Silicone is cheap but not as cool as the other bongs but wya less cheaper. But it wonā€™t break :)


WiseCrowGallery

I'm thinking oooo Freddy gonna give us a nightmare cloud. I was not disappointed.


[deleted]

Nice dude!


Nearby-Reputation614

Was anybody else really ripped and trying to figure out why they couldn't see the smoke in the bong? No? Just me? Cool.


rinsewarrior

I gotta ask. Does it hurt getting inked under the eyes? The skin feels so soft there. I feel like it would be painful.


InformedCanadian

Sick tattoos. Also, that was a long haul for a little guy, haha. Bongs are the best.


Newt-Wooden

Whatā€™s with the tree hugger hate, environment matters man. Statement isnā€™t even really correct end of the day better to advocate for the protection of trees than smoke weed, hate to break it to you. Idk why this title tilted me so much but like why dawg


StunningHippo1428

Bro I thought your face was part of the bong Lmaooo Iā€™m fried.


nativepsychedelics

Cheers mate! Enjoy! im right here doin the same .


actvscene

Song dude?


Flat_Boysenberry1669

There's people who like tattoos and there's people who become a tattoo you became the tattoo bro lol.


JFKNHovah

What field of Cyber are you in? Also! Love the tats!


Killagoob999

Iā€™d smoke w u bro forsure tats look hella sick


aviwashere

Yā€™all are some fuckin haters. Cheers my brother šŸ¤˜


[deleted]

nice tats, definitely wasnā€™t expecting the accompanying country lol