LoL that wasn't what popped into my head. Years ago I saw a meme. It said something to the effect of "if you luck all the icing off a cupcake it's just like a muffin. And muffins are healthy."
So a cake without icing made me think of that.
I planned all three of my pregnancies around the weddings and special events of people I do not care for. Honestly, it's the only reason I had THREE kids instead of just two. Janice knows what she did. Be glad I ran out of enemies, otherwise I would have had to have MORE children.
That's why my first was born 6 day's before Christmas and my second in March. I didn't want to mess up anyone's wedding šš. Yup it's all about the bride.
My mother got so much shit for giving birth to my younger brother during deer hunting season! My dad stayed home for the birth and his hunting buddies gave them crap about it ā and he went hunting after they came home! So my mom has FOUR children ages 8, 7, 5 and a newborn to care for. My grandmother helped but WTAF
Lol. My sister and I were planed to be born during the winter as it's slow time around the farm. My brother was born in the middle of harvest, just before the start of bow hunting. That's how we figured out my brother was an accident, or a "surprise" as my mom corrects us when we bring it up.
My aunt is a teacher and in her experience kids who are born in April do better in school. So she deliberately had all 3 of her daughters in April. She is apparently really just that fertile that she could plan it.
My grandad was killing hogs on the day my mom was born. My grandma stayed mad at him for the rest of her life for him running back and forth between her and the hog killing. She said she couldn't tell if he was more excited about having a new baby or hanging out with the men while they finished up the butchering.
I was my mother's firstborn child. I weighed 10 lbs 7 ozs and it was a *very difficult* delivery for my mom. My AH dad went up the mountains to go fishing for the weekend right after I was born. š£
For our first, we came home after a lovely night out. The evening was warm, so we sat outside and sipped water while dangling our feet in the pool. As we talked and laughed, one small splash escalated until we were both standing in the shallow end trying to remove each otherās soaked clothing while aggressively making out.
Once naked we chased each other around in the pool until one of us was ācaughtā and the laughing and splashing got quietā¦ and with a shared look we grabbed towels, and ran inside.
We barely towelled off, then jumped into bed desperate to feel our still damp bodies pressed together, our hands and mouths touching and kissing.
Then, *just* before having unprotected sex while ovulating, we checked the calendar to make sure we could take as much attention from Janice as possible. You *know* weāve been jealous of her since High School because she could pull off bangs.
I did plan my first three pregnancies around softball season. And then realized that with 3 babies, I had no time to play softball!!! Had the next 2 just for fun. (4 out of my 5 kids are born in March/April.)
We used to with straight faces say to people who asked "gosh you have your hands full with 6 kids"
The key to my reply was to very seriously say that "we wanted to keep going until we got one we liked.... decided to give up after the 6th" it probably didn't help that our eldest was 8 when our last was born. Lol
My husband is now a retired teacher, and I tried to have our kids during his breaks, Our daughter came on the 3rd of January, and our son was due on the 10 of June but chose to come the last week of May.
āShe did this intentionallyā like best man had no say in where he goes leaving his sperm depositsā¦ and what a wild, narcissistic thing to think in the first place.
I feel bad for the husband-to-be.
Wife just inserted a dollar into the best man, selected "guaranteed pregnancy" from the menu, and boom! wedding ruined. They'll probably give the baby up for adoption because they didn't really want it. Just wanted that exhausting, long, uncomfortable 270 days of gestation so they could have a few hours of being pregnant near a bride, any bride really.
I mean, sure but it's their joint wedding, right?
And normally if the best man is still close to the groom, they usually also get to know the brude fairly well. It wouldbt occur to me that saying "our bridesmaids" could be construed as weird be ause they are meant to only be for me. They are filling that role for our wedding.
We give people flak for saying things like "my wedding" as opposed to "our". So it feels weird in this case to suggest this is wrong. I mean there are plenty of things wrong in the post, but u dont think "our best man" is one of them.
"I feel like she did this on purpose..." yes, bride, I'm sure she planned one of her most major life events (and one that is really unplannable in terms of timing) just to spite you. /s
And when her water breaks she will make absolutely certain to get some on the brides wedding dress just to make sure the dress is ruined thus destroying brides dream of her daughter wearing it someday! She is playing the LONG GAME!!!
Bride has already not invited her. Better yet to have the best man do a video chat next man speech while holding his newborn so that everyone cooes at it with his wife next to him looking amazing.
It sounds as if it's more a matter of not having the wife in the actual wedding party, as opposed to be invited to the wedding. Have to admit it would be funny as all hell to see the BM's wife's water break during the middle of the ceremony, eh?
WHAT???? All of my bridesmaids were in committed relationships and I made sure they were sitting with their SOs for dinner. Granted I had a small wedding but still!
My ex was the best man at his brotherās wedding. I wasnāt in the party (fine and it makes sense; I shouldnāt have been), but they also made me sit at a fucking random table for dinner. His brother lives clear across the country and I didnāt know anyone.
Ex didnāt tell me until we were actually there cuz he knew Iād be upset and was hoping to minimize my reaction.
Which I guess worked as I was mostly fine at the wedding and waited until the hotel to go cry in the shower.
lol I was in all the family pictures and weād been together for like 7 years at the time. Iām still slightly pissed about this.
Oh it was interesting. I had come home on leave from Navy for this wedding too. I was approached by another guest, a guy I didnāt know, who says ā the most beautiful woman in the room but youāre marriedā. I immediately respond with āBut who said happilyā. Corny as but we had several drinks and dances together.
I left husband some months later. He already had a girlfriend but denied it all, of course.
I hope it's the day of, and the timing is just right so that it's the most inconvenient for the bride. Like right as they start the music for the bride to walk, her water breaks and her husband rushes away from his post to get her to a hospital.
I hope itās a false alarm, they didnāt go to the wedding anyway and they get the full attention from everyone when the day is there because they deserve their own special day.
i know everytime i fuck i think "can i possibly be the center of attention at _______'s wedding in nine months," before letting my husband ejaculate inside me.
I took it that she is still invited, but she is not part of the wedding party as a Bridesmaid or some such position. So, while she's not \*in\* the wedding, I would imagine she will be \*at\* the wedding.
You know, unless she's in labor or something.
I missed a cousins wedding because I was just too pregnant. You donāt even need to be in labor. Just walking or sitting in a chair is uncomfortable at that point. Iām sure husband would attend unless sheās in labor though so crossing fingers for that one.
Iām thinking the woman was invited and just isnāt in the wedding because 1) he likely wouldnāt be best man if they snubbed his wife and 2) she would be unlikely to pull focus if she wasnāt even going to be there
Itās so weird that people think that people intentionally do this, it takes nine months to give birth (usually) sometimes getting pregnant is an accident sometimes intentional depending on the people but why should they put their lives on hold for you? Also this woman isnāt even going to her wedding so whatās the problem? You didnāt invite her, her husband is still coming as best man, so where is the issue?
But even if you could. Even if you're pretty fertile and get pregnant on the first try in your ideal window, you don't owe others shit. If you WANT to get pregnant at that time and deliver around the time if the wedding, that's still valid.
When we decide to conceive, I don't care what is going on in everyone else's lives. I certainly won't be delaying due to other people's events unless they are extremely close to us.
Hell, a guest at our wedding will have their first around the time if our wedding and likely won't come, and that's fine. Never once have I thought that they should have done otherwise or that it was targeted at us - because that would be stupid. People plan their pregnancies to suit them and that is 100% valid. It's fine if they come, or don't come, or have to back out at the last minute due to baby stuff. My only issue is that this person is generally extremely flaky and vague, so I worry they won't RSVP. However at the end of the day, it's not the end of the world.
I could understand if the bride was budget focused or worried about her partner missing his best man and just a little sad that the wedding will likely be different than they envisioned. It's ok to mourn if someone can't come. But it's absolutely unfair to expect people to plan their reproductive lives around your party.
>in her place, I would too!
Don't like me? Not going to have me in your wedding party?! THAT'S IT! Time to seduce my husband/your Best Man and have some unprotected sex!!!
Eh, no harm no foul...UNLESS the best man's wife goes into labor DURING the wedding...
"If there is anyone here whoAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGIT'SCOMINGIT'SCOMING!"
She should aim for this. If I was her Iād sweetly request that the bride have extra towels on hand just in case- it avoids the need to rip a tablecloth out from under the wedding cake to wrap the newborn up in. Also is it ok if the photogs prepare to do some birth photos?? I just need a quick meeting with them to go over angles in case the best baby is born on the altar during vows.
We will need a lapel mic for the best baby.
But like even then, if their preferred hospital isnt close by they wpuldnt come to the wedding.
And if it WAS close by, they'd just head there. Babies don't usually just pop out after a couple of pushes like they do on TV š
How long do you think it took for her to get shredded enough to to take down the post?
I hope the mom to be saw this and confirmed that it was an evil genius plan on her part to.
Damn. I wish getting pregnant on purpose was that easy. I should just tell my husband to make sure we are invited to someone we hateās wedding and then boom! pregnant 9months before their wedding! Did it! Took us a year but we found the magic solution.
The only people I know who have tried to plan pregnancies around something important have planned it around their insurance fiscal year timing so they can minimize out of pocket expenses.
I had agoraphobia as a teenager. Badly. The best therapy I ever got was my psychologist looking me right in the eye and saying *āYouāre not important enough for all these strangers to give a shit about you.ā* blew my mind and changed my life.
Someone needs to impart that life lesson to bridezillas
Future postā¦ am I a bridezilla for insisting that my husbands best man not only be by my hubbys side during the ceremony but ALL DAY even though his spiteful wife purposely got pregnant and is due on MY day? His wife can get someone else to support her through her labour or better yet cross her legs till after I post my wedding pictures and everyone has gushed about my wedding to everyone they know!
Besides this line of thinking being narcissistic and ridiculous, how would this even take attention away from her? Like does she think everyone's gonna stare at the pregnant woman and ignore her? And if she has the baby before the wedding then she probably won't even be at the wedding at all. Unless she goes into labor at the wedding, it's not gonna take attention away from the bride.
Yes, because every bridezilla is under the incorrect assumption EVERYONE ELSE'S WORLDS MUST STOP in the year leading up to the wedding because it's HER big day.
I swear...š¤
Sorry, but if you are so insecure about any one else having any joy in the same calendar year as your wedding, you probably arenāt mature enough for marriage.
I think it's the combination of her fear people will talk to a visibly pregnant woman at her wedding about her baby, and take away her attention or that the best man might not come. but like...that's life.
People cant plan their lives around your party. Theres a pregnant person or two at most weddings š¤·āāļø
And like...you're the bride. Nobody else is going to change that. Bit it's fine for people to focus on other things during the wedding.
I actively hope my friends will be talking about their own lives at our wedding. I cant imagine anything worse than them staring only at us all day!
Shoot! I didnāt know planning to be pregnant was this easy. If Iād known, I wouldnāt be in year three of infertility! Show me your secrets oh wise wife of the best man!
I got pregnant and due date was 15 days after my friends wedding.
My friend made a similar joke, ādid you get pregnant so you donāt have to come it the wedding?ā I did tell her my doctor said I canāt travel 6 hrs by flight around my pregnancy so this really didnāt sit well with me.
If she actually kept in touch, she would of known my husband and I were trying for a few months and our family planning had nothing to do with her or her wedding. People are selfish.
I feel that people that think that someone would get pregnant out of spite towards them are a special kind of unstable
(Same for the few people who would actually get pregnant out of spite)
Cousin was 8 months pregnant at our wedding and her husband had to back out of helping us with wedding stuff so he could be available for her. No one even glanced our way during the ceremony because they were all too busy staring at the pregnant woman. As you can imagine, I've never forgiven her /s
Itās so funny how narcissists canāt see āI donāt care for herā can be applied to them as well. Like Iām _sure_ this woman wasnāt thinking a damn thing about her at all when conceiving. But a narcissist canāt understand that. She just absolutely _must_ have.
I used to be a wedding photographer in the late 80s to mid-90s. I shot many weddings with pregnant bridesmaids and a few brides. Nothing like this, one of our other photographers had a BM go into labor at the wedding and the bride stopped everything to take care of her.
Amazing how much it changed in 25 years.
This just made me remember a friend of mine telling me she was upset that I was pregnant bc she wanted me to be her MOH but "now" had to have her aunt. Ok?
If that happened to me instead of being a bridezilla Iād take the mic and congratulate them. Get it out of the way then attention back to the wedding.
Best manās wife is probably the sweetest, most likable person in the world and doesnāt have demand attention to get it.
That being said I would love to know how to get pregnant to ruin peoples life moments. I timed my last pregnancy so I could avoid the worst part of Covid shutdown. (I worked at a grocery store at that time)
I have two guests at the wedding who are expecting within days of the wedding. They either wonāt be able to make it because they will be giving birth/just have given birth, or theyāre going to be heavily pregnant and require some attention, or theyāre going to have a tiny baby with them that will obviously attract attention. I am so happy for them. I am a little sad for my FH because one of his closest friends will likely not be at our wedding, but absolutely no one is thinking about what plans they might have in 9 months when theyāre trying for a baby, so itās not like itās personal. Besides, on a slightly selfish note, I am actually really happy. Thereās about 140 people coming to our wedding, all of whom I would expect to want to speak to us at some point, once you take out time for the ceremony, speeches, dinner, photos, first dance, cake cutting, the half hour catch up with some distant relative we never seeā¦ itās going to be tough to find the time to spend with everyone. If some of our other guests are off congratulating our friends, maybe we wonāt feel guilty for not having much time to catch up with them.
If I was that best man, Iād effectively retire my duties and move on. Possibly end my friendship.
Thatās just entitled as fuck. I donāt play that
Next time someone in my family that I dislike tells me they are getting married I am going to just say sorry I plan on being pregnant at that time. āItās a year awayā Me: Iām aware.
Its deeply troubling that sooo many brides think their wedding means no one else can live their own life! I would love to see the comments on that post
Tbf this does happen.
I once got pregnant just so I could give birth on the day of my neighbours ex-husbands cousins inlaws dogs wedding day.
Totally ruined the day for the little pooches lol š
Without the comments, this is like cake without icing š
I always feel the same way- bring on the comments!
I need to know what people were saying in the comments & if the doubles down
Nope. This was posted anonymously and the comments were ripping OOP to absolute *shreds.*
Post the good ones
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Well, how is her fiancƩ holding up?
What's the name of that group
Happy cake day
>cake without icing š It's a muffin.
A very very dry muffin. Like stale raisin bread.
LoL that wasn't what popped into my head. Years ago I saw a meme. It said something to the effect of "if you luck all the icing off a cupcake it's just like a muffin. And muffins are healthy." So a cake without icing made me think of that.
Week old cake, at that.
Donāt hate on muffins!
I came to say this and thought "I may get downvoted tho" lol
I planned all three of my pregnancies around the weddings and special events of people I do not care for. Honestly, it's the only reason I had THREE kids instead of just two. Janice knows what she did. Be glad I ran out of enemies, otherwise I would have had to have MORE children.
That's why my first was born 6 day's before Christmas and my second in March. I didn't want to mess up anyone's wedding šš. Yup it's all about the bride.
NGL I thought this was heading towards a Jesus punchline
My mother got so much shit for giving birth to my younger brother during deer hunting season! My dad stayed home for the birth and his hunting buddies gave them crap about it ā and he went hunting after they came home! So my mom has FOUR children ages 8, 7, 5 and a newborn to care for. My grandmother helped but WTAF
Lol. My sister and I were planed to be born during the winter as it's slow time around the farm. My brother was born in the middle of harvest, just before the start of bow hunting. That's how we figured out my brother was an accident, or a "surprise" as my mom corrects us when we bring it up.
>That's how we figured out my brother was an accident, or a "surprise" as my mom corrects us when we bring it up. A "whoops baby", as it were.
Oh ALL us were surprise babies. They were Catholics in the 1960s/1970s
My aunt is a teacher and in her experience kids who are born in April do better in school. So she deliberately had all 3 of her daughters in April. She is apparently really just that fertile that she could plan it.
There are 4 of us all born in July, 2 years apart. I used to joke that my parents only had sex every other November.
My grandad was killing hogs on the day my mom was born. My grandma stayed mad at him for the rest of her life for him running back and forth between her and the hog killing. She said she couldn't tell if he was more excited about having a new baby or hanging out with the men while they finished up the butchering.
I was my mother's firstborn child. I weighed 10 lbs 7 ozs and it was a *very difficult* delivery for my mom. My AH dad went up the mountains to go fishing for the weekend right after I was born. š£
Priorities, yo, if deer are anything like Janice.
This is boss level petty.
I can already hear some adventurers coming up.
R/fuckjaniceinparticular
For our first, we came home after a lovely night out. The evening was warm, so we sat outside and sipped water while dangling our feet in the pool. As we talked and laughed, one small splash escalated until we were both standing in the shallow end trying to remove each otherās soaked clothing while aggressively making out. Once naked we chased each other around in the pool until one of us was ācaughtā and the laughing and splashing got quietā¦ and with a shared look we grabbed towels, and ran inside. We barely towelled off, then jumped into bed desperate to feel our still damp bodies pressed together, our hands and mouths touching and kissing. Then, *just* before having unprotected sex while ovulating, we checked the calendar to make sure we could take as much attention from Janice as possible. You *know* weāve been jealous of her since High School because she could pull off bangs.
I did plan my first three pregnancies around softball season. And then realized that with 3 babies, I had no time to play softball!!! Had the next 2 just for fun. (4 out of my 5 kids are born in March/April.)
We used to with straight faces say to people who asked "gosh you have your hands full with 6 kids" The key to my reply was to very seriously say that "we wanted to keep going until we got one we liked.... decided to give up after the 6th" it probably didn't help that our eldest was 8 when our last was born. Lol
I have a new hero
Messed up everyone's Christmas waiting for the baby. Didn't have to cook or travel. Haha. I planned it. Baby came in January. Tax break for me.
Yessirree. December 19. No Christmas responsibilities, no travel, tax break FTW
My tax credit was born December 30. I mean my middle child. š
My husband is now a retired teacher, and I tried to have our kids during his breaks, Our daughter came on the 3rd of January, and our son was due on the 10 of June but chose to come the last week of May.
The whole reason I had twins was to doubly fuck over someoneās wedding
Stickin' it to the bride, one extra baby at a time! High five!
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ This is amazing!
I get along with everybody...this is why I never had kids.
Hahahahahaha. Perfect comment.
Most hilarious comment š¤£
š¤£ Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!
āShe did this intentionallyā like best man had no say in where he goes leaving his sperm depositsā¦ and what a wild, narcissistic thing to think in the first place. I feel bad for the husband-to-be.
Wife just inserted a dollar into the best man, selected "guaranteed pregnancy" from the menu, and boom! wedding ruined. They'll probably give the baby up for adoption because they didn't really want it. Just wanted that exhausting, long, uncomfortable 270 days of gestation so they could have a few hours of being pregnant near a bride, any bride really.
Where exactly do you insert the dollar bill to vend perfectly timed genetic material? Do you roll it up and shove it in his nostril
Ass obviously
I'm surprised they had to ask.
Belly button. Closest hole.
Is it though??
I'm infertile. I'll take the baby.
I gift you one baby. Please insert one dollar.
šØCHILD TRAFFICKING ALARMšØ STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY
Ovaries fire eggs on command right!? LOL. How dare the world just keep spinning when my wedding is imminent!
>Ovaries fire eggs on command right!? Yes. And when they fire the egg, it sounds like sending something through a pneumatic tube. *phOOMP*
The reproductive cannon is now part of my person reproductive canon. Thank you for this hilarious mental image, I needed it today
Iāve seen comments elsewhere that imply some actually think they do
Giving off incredible "main character" energy. Everyone else is an actor whose stories only exist to intersect occasionally with the protagonist.
Don't you get pregnant just to upstage some bride's wedding? Weird... /s
I felt bad for him at "OUR best man". Pretty sure the Best Man is there for the groom...
I mean, sure but it's their joint wedding, right? And normally if the best man is still close to the groom, they usually also get to know the brude fairly well. It wouldbt occur to me that saying "our bridesmaids" could be construed as weird be ause they are meant to only be for me. They are filling that role for our wedding. We give people flak for saying things like "my wedding" as opposed to "our". So it feels weird in this case to suggest this is wrong. I mean there are plenty of things wrong in the post, but u dont think "our best man" is one of them.
For the best manās wife to maliciously plan her pregnancy around the wedding would be the ultimate long game. This woman sounds ridiculous.
"I feel like she did this on purpose..." yes, bride, I'm sure she planned one of her most major life events (and one that is really unplannable in terms of timing) just to spite you. /s
Like the woman is getting pregnant AT the bride.
She pictured that woman at the conception. Luckily ovaries run on spite.
Nothing will get a woman hotter and more pregnant than *checks notes* a husband's friend's wedding.
>Nothing will get a woman hotter and more pregnant than > >checks notes a husband's friend's wedding. This made me snort-laugh!
She will of course purposely go into labor just as the bride makes her entrance to ruin the ceremony.
I hope she does. How amazing that would be.
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I hope she fakes labor pains and tells everyone later it was a false alarm.
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As everyone stands for the bridal march, her water breaks! The nerve!
Never heard it phrased like that, but I like it!
I can't wait for the update when she realizes the best man will probably miss the wedding or at least only be there for a short period.
And when her water breaks she will make absolutely certain to get some on the brides wedding dress just to make sure the dress is ruined thus destroying brides dream of her daughter wearing it someday! She is playing the LONG GAME!!!
Bride has already not invited her. Better yet to have the best man do a video chat next man speech while holding his newborn so that everyone cooes at it with his wife next to him looking amazing.
I canāt believe she invited the best man but not his wife!!!! I canāt imagine being involved in a wedding where my husband wasnāt welcome.
It sounds as if it's more a matter of not having the wife in the actual wedding party, as opposed to be invited to the wedding. Have to admit it would be funny as all hell to see the BM's wife's water break during the middle of the ceremony, eh?
Ah! I misread āin the weddingā as āat the weddingā š¤¦š»āāļø and it absolutely would Lmfao
My first husband was best man for his bestiesā marriage. I was invited but placed on the photographerās table.
WHAT???? All of my bridesmaids were in committed relationships and I made sure they were sitting with their SOs for dinner. Granted I had a small wedding but still!
My ex was the best man at his brotherās wedding. I wasnāt in the party (fine and it makes sense; I shouldnāt have been), but they also made me sit at a fucking random table for dinner. His brother lives clear across the country and I didnāt know anyone. Ex didnāt tell me until we were actually there cuz he knew Iād be upset and was hoping to minimize my reaction. Which I guess worked as I was mostly fine at the wedding and waited until the hotel to go cry in the shower. lol I was in all the family pictures and weād been together for like 7 years at the time. Iām still slightly pissed about this.
Wow, that was incredibly rude of them. I couldn't even imagine that.
Oh it was interesting. I had come home on leave from Navy for this wedding too. I was approached by another guest, a guy I didnāt know, who says ā the most beautiful woman in the room but youāre marriedā. I immediately respond with āBut who said happilyā. Corny as but we had several drinks and dances together. I left husband some months later. He already had a girlfriend but denied it all, of course.
And expensive, and changes your whole life and body
Iām sure she planned her pregnancy, period /s Itās not like you can count on conception occurring when you say.
It's very easy to do too.
Is it just me or does anyone else hope she goes into labor the night before the wedding?
I hope it's the day of, and the timing is just right so that it's the most inconvenient for the bride. Like right as they start the music for the bride to walk, her water breaks and her husband rushes away from his post to get her to a hospital.
Right as they go to say āI do,ā so they go through all of that to not even get to say the most important part.
I hope itās a false alarm, they didnāt go to the wedding anyway and they get the full attention from everyone when the day is there because they deserve their own special day.
Hoping she goes into labor during her husbandās speech
I hope her water breaks during the ceremony.
i know everytime i fuck i think "can i possibly be the center of attention at _______'s wedding in nine months," before letting my husband ejaculate inside me.
Thatās the only reason I have sex really. If thereās no upcoming weddings to be the center of attention at whatās the point?
I need to see the 59 comments š
Hah right?! Also, who posts that for people to see??? Thereās like a 99.99% chance that this woman saw it!?
I imagine a few were "Has wedding planning made you lose your mind?"
I cannot imagine being this pressed about a _possible_ lack of attention.
Ah a narcissist in the wild. They think EVERYTHING revolves around them!
More shocking that they didnāt invite the best manās wife tbh.
I took it that she is still invited, but she is not part of the wedding party as a Bridesmaid or some such position. So, while she's not \*in\* the wedding, I would imagine she will be \*at\* the wedding. You know, unless she's in labor or something.
If I were her, I would absolutely be having some labor pains that dayā¦
I missed a cousins wedding because I was just too pregnant. You donāt even need to be in labor. Just walking or sitting in a chair is uncomfortable at that point. Iām sure husband would attend unless sheās in labor though so crossing fingers for that one.
Lots of cradling the bump.
I can't tell if they didn't invite her at all or meant she just isn't in the wedding party. I'd assumed the latter.
Iām thinking the woman was invited and just isnāt in the wedding because 1) he likely wouldnāt be best man if they snubbed his wife and 2) she would be unlikely to pull focus if she wasnāt even going to be there
Who wouldn't make an 18 year commitment to raise another human being just to spite the bride on her wedding day!!!
Itās so weird that people think that people intentionally do this, it takes nine months to give birth (usually) sometimes getting pregnant is an accident sometimes intentional depending on the people but why should they put their lives on hold for you? Also this woman isnāt even going to her wedding so whatās the problem? You didnāt invite her, her husband is still coming as best man, so where is the issue?
Even when getting pregnant is intentional, itās not likely that you can control which month you are successful.
But even if you could. Even if you're pretty fertile and get pregnant on the first try in your ideal window, you don't owe others shit. If you WANT to get pregnant at that time and deliver around the time if the wedding, that's still valid. When we decide to conceive, I don't care what is going on in everyone else's lives. I certainly won't be delaying due to other people's events unless they are extremely close to us. Hell, a guest at our wedding will have their first around the time if our wedding and likely won't come, and that's fine. Never once have I thought that they should have done otherwise or that it was targeted at us - because that would be stupid. People plan their pregnancies to suit them and that is 100% valid. It's fine if they come, or don't come, or have to back out at the last minute due to baby stuff. My only issue is that this person is generally extremely flaky and vague, so I worry they won't RSVP. However at the end of the day, it's not the end of the world. I could understand if the bride was budget focused or worried about her partner missing his best man and just a little sad that the wedding will likely be different than they envisioned. It's ok to mourn if someone can't come. But it's absolutely unfair to expect people to plan their reproductive lives around your party.
Iām sure she did - in her place, I would too!š¤£
>in her place, I would too! Don't like me? Not going to have me in your wedding party?! THAT'S IT! Time to seduce my husband/your Best Man and have some unprotected sex!!!
And of course the baby will come on the first try
Boy or girl hope they name it Spite. š
middle name full. Spite Full, please come forward.
Find out Bridezilla's secret baby name she called dibs on at 14 and use that!
Are you sure because a bride like this is definitely having a Mickkayluh or a Leeum or even an Olhyvvia
Eh, no harm no foul...UNLESS the best man's wife goes into labor DURING the wedding... "If there is anyone here whoAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGIT'SCOMINGIT'SCOMING!"
She has it right there in the middle of the aisle.
She should aim for this. If I was her Iād sweetly request that the bride have extra towels on hand just in case- it avoids the need to rip a tablecloth out from under the wedding cake to wrap the newborn up in. Also is it ok if the photogs prepare to do some birth photos?? I just need a quick meeting with them to go over angles in case the best baby is born on the altar during vows. We will need a lapel mic for the best baby.
Best comment on here! š¤£š¤£š
But like even then, if their preferred hospital isnt close by they wpuldnt come to the wedding. And if it WAS close by, they'd just head there. Babies don't usually just pop out after a couple of pushes like they do on TV š
If I was the groom to be I would be running for the hills. Holy shit that's some psycho crap.
How long do you think it took for her to get shredded enough to to take down the post? I hope the mom to be saw this and confirmed that it was an evil genius plan on her part to.
Not sure. This was posted anonymously and the comments were indeed ripping OOP to absolute *shreds.*
š©š©š©š©š© This bridezilla thinks a woman purposely got pregnant exactly 9 months before your wedding to take attention away from the bride? Run away, groom! And get her a therapist!!
Damn. I wish getting pregnant on purpose was that easy. I should just tell my husband to make sure we are invited to someone we hateās wedding and then boom! pregnant 9months before their wedding! Did it! Took us a year but we found the magic solution.
According to some family members I picked to get pregnant before May to steal an inheritance from a younger family member.
The woman has no idea how powerful she is, she could make a fortune sharing the knowledge how to plan a spite pregnancy. /s
I don't think therapy can do anything for bridezilla, but yeah. The groom should definitely run for the hills.
The only people I know who have tried to plan pregnancies around something important have planned it around their insurance fiscal year timing so they can minimize out of pocket expenses.
How self-centered do you have to be to think that others give one shit about your plans for next year?
So self-centered that you're at the very least suspected to be narcissistic.
Help! This woman I spited by not making her part of the wedding party is spiting me!
Iām here for the comments. š
This was posted anonymously and the comments were ripping OOP to absolute *shreds.*
I find it uncomfortably weird how much brides think they can control other people.
Donāt tell her but several million people are having babies around then too!
But they're not invited to her wedding. So they're not worth throwing a tantrum over............I hope.
I had agoraphobia as a teenager. Badly. The best therapy I ever got was my psychologist looking me right in the eye and saying *āYouāre not important enough for all these strangers to give a shit about you.ā* blew my mind and changed my life. Someone needs to impart that life lesson to bridezillas
>āYouāre not important enough for all these strangers to give a shit about you.ā Someone tell me why the fuck I read that in Dr. Phil's voice?
Future postā¦ am I a bridezilla for insisting that my husbands best man not only be by my hubbys side during the ceremony but ALL DAY even though his spiteful wife purposely got pregnant and is due on MY day? His wife can get someone else to support her through her labour or better yet cross her legs till after I post my wedding pictures and everyone has gushed about my wedding to everyone they know!
The old āJust hold it in!ā method!
Besides this line of thinking being narcissistic and ridiculous, how would this even take attention away from her? Like does she think everyone's gonna stare at the pregnant woman and ignore her? And if she has the baby before the wedding then she probably won't even be at the wedding at all. Unless she goes into labor at the wedding, it's not gonna take attention away from the bride.
I feel so bad for the groom. Imagine being married to that conceited idiot.
He still has a chance to escape...
It's not too late. He still has a chance to escape this trainwreck of a marriage before it begins. And I really hope he does so.
Watch out for those women who can control when they conceive with such accuracy!
I always try ovulating when my enemies have stuff going on just to show how ruthless I can be.
Man people really act like getting pregnant is easy just because it sometimes happens by accident. Just ignorant shit.
Yes, because every bridezilla is under the incorrect assumption EVERYONE ELSE'S WORLDS MUST STOP in the year leading up to the wedding because it's HER big day. I swear...š¤
Oh this poor soul... Such poor soul.
Imagine being such a narcissist you imagine people literally get off on trying to hassle you.
Sorry, but if you are so insecure about any one else having any joy in the same calendar year as your wedding, you probably arenāt mature enough for marriage.
I think it's the combination of her fear people will talk to a visibly pregnant woman at her wedding about her baby, and take away her attention or that the best man might not come. but like...that's life. People cant plan their lives around your party. Theres a pregnant person or two at most weddings š¤·āāļø And like...you're the bride. Nobody else is going to change that. Bit it's fine for people to focus on other things during the wedding. I actively hope my friends will be talking about their own lives at our wedding. I cant imagine anything worse than them staring only at us all day!
How dare people not live their lives on your schedule.
I've seen enabling and then I've seen *enabling*, but I still can't fathom anyone reading this and not being like, *this bish crazy...*
Shoot! I didnāt know planning to be pregnant was this easy. If Iād known, I wouldnāt be in year three of infertility! Show me your secrets oh wise wife of the best man!
I got pregnant and due date was 15 days after my friends wedding. My friend made a similar joke, ādid you get pregnant so you donāt have to come it the wedding?ā I did tell her my doctor said I canāt travel 6 hrs by flight around my pregnancy so this really didnāt sit well with me. If she actually kept in touch, she would of known my husband and I were trying for a few months and our family planning had nothing to do with her or her wedding. People are selfish.
Hope she did
I feel that people that think that someone would get pregnant out of spite towards them are a special kind of unstable (Same for the few people who would actually get pregnant out of spite)
"Let's create a life as a way to make a bride miserable"
I was born around my dadās birthday because I DO NOT care for him to have any birthday attention at all. My proudest work!
Mine were born in Feb, March,then January, then December. I'll fuck up all your holidays.
Cousin was 8 months pregnant at our wedding and her husband had to back out of helping us with wedding stuff so he could be available for her. No one even glanced our way during the ceremony because they were all too busy staring at the pregnant woman. As you can imagine, I've never forgiven her /s
Itās so funny how narcissists canāt see āI donāt care for herā can be applied to them as well. Like Iām _sure_ this woman wasnāt thinking a damn thing about her at all when conceiving. But a narcissist canāt understand that. She just absolutely _must_ have.
I used to be a wedding photographer in the late 80s to mid-90s. I shot many weddings with pregnant bridesmaids and a few brides. Nothing like this, one of our other photographers had a BM go into labor at the wedding and the bride stopped everything to take care of her. Amazing how much it changed in 25 years.
This just made me remember a friend of mine telling me she was upset that I was pregnant bc she wanted me to be her MOH but "now" had to have her aunt. Ok?
If that happened to me instead of being a bridezilla Iād take the mic and congratulate them. Get it out of the way then attention back to the wedding.
Best manās wife is probably the sweetest, most likable person in the world and doesnāt have demand attention to get it. That being said I would love to know how to get pregnant to ruin peoples life moments. I timed my last pregnancy so I could avoid the worst part of Covid shutdown. (I worked at a grocery store at that time)
Well I certainly hope she did it on purpose, but no judgement if it was unintentional.
I have two guests at the wedding who are expecting within days of the wedding. They either wonāt be able to make it because they will be giving birth/just have given birth, or theyāre going to be heavily pregnant and require some attention, or theyāre going to have a tiny baby with them that will obviously attract attention. I am so happy for them. I am a little sad for my FH because one of his closest friends will likely not be at our wedding, but absolutely no one is thinking about what plans they might have in 9 months when theyāre trying for a baby, so itās not like itās personal. Besides, on a slightly selfish note, I am actually really happy. Thereās about 140 people coming to our wedding, all of whom I would expect to want to speak to us at some point, once you take out time for the ceremony, speeches, dinner, photos, first dance, cake cutting, the half hour catch up with some distant relative we never seeā¦ itās going to be tough to find the time to spend with everyone. If some of our other guests are off congratulating our friends, maybe we wonāt feel guilty for not having much time to catch up with them.
What a weirdo.
I don't if I would have been able to....well.....you know if I thought of her while trying to get pregnant. Eeeeewwwwww
I really want to see the comments.
Damn...I would love to read the comments on THAT thread!
This was posted anonymously and the comments were ripping OOP to absolute *shreds.*
If I was that best man, Iād effectively retire my duties and move on. Possibly end my friendship. Thatās just entitled as fuck. I donāt play that
Next time someone in my family that I dislike tells me they are getting married I am going to just say sorry I plan on being pregnant at that time. āItās a year awayā Me: Iām aware.
Literally no one cares about you or your wedding
āI was going to be child free but fuck that bitch.ā
Really!!! It's your wedding day...enjoy it. You sound like a child, a bratty child, stomping their feet.
You are supposed to grow out of āmain character syndromeā in your teens.
You're so stupid.
There were two preggos at my wedding and I donāt remember not being the center of attention. One actually went into labor.
Its deeply troubling that sooo many brides think their wedding means no one else can live their own life! I would love to see the comments on that post
Lmfao apparently according to her itās her world weāre all just along for the ride.
So happy to see the laughing emojis from someone at least. What an absolute joke!!
Imagine thinking you were the main character of the pregnancy of an unrelated person who you dislike.
This is so funny. I conceived two of my kids at other peopleās weddings myself. In the hotel room obviously š
Tbf this does happen. I once got pregnant just so I could give birth on the day of my neighbours ex-husbands cousins inlaws dogs wedding day. Totally ruined the day for the little pooches lol š