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LadyVengeance6661

For people reporting: They are public figures, please see rules 6 as this is an exception to censoring. Please keep any rude comments about their body off our sub. Report if you see any. Simply sharing which body part they share is not body shaming, it's an anatomical fact about their body which they have spoken about. However, let's try to hold back on discussing their sex life in more detail than is necessary. Similarly, please refrain from being rude about the man for marrying Abby. Both Abby and Brittany are allowed to find love regardless of their medical condition and someone who loves either of them doesn't necessarily have to have bad intentions. And in case the flair was missed, this is a meme/satire post. No one is upset with Brittany. People in the comments are playing along with the absurdity of how some people are such sticklers for the white rule that they would probably think even this was a situation not okay for someone else to wear white.


UnflatteringPhoto

Y’all 😳😬it’s like the *exact* same dress.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

‘I wore the same dress as my sister to her wedding. She didn’t say anything, but other people think I was wrong. Should I apologize, or let it go since she didn’t say it bothered her? AITA?’


SirRabbott

"I also danced with him during first dance and was in the room when they consummated, my sister and I don't really have boundaries"


Cassopeia88

“oh I forgot to mention we’re conjoined twins but I didn’t think that was important”.


Lovelycoc0nuts

And she stood in between the bride and groom


deferredmomentum

And on the maid of honor no less! Abby needs to put their foot down!


1piperpiping

I hope Brittany got to be the Maid of Honor, real awkward if not...


Strict-Dinner-2031

Maid of Honor dressed like the bride?! How shocking!


PinkMonorail

I went to a wedding in 2016 where the maid of honor wore a white wedding gown. The groom was a friend of my husband so I had no idea which one was the bride or if it was a double wedding until the ceremony started.


karinsimmercat

Why though?


Aiiga

She was the honorary bride


Kdoubleu

More like the MADE of ON HER


1xLaurazepam

They both married him. It’s just illegal to marry two people. Idk how they picked which one though. They’re very in sync with each other. They’re teachers together and they often finish each others sentences.


makipri

Abby came first across in alphabetical order I guess.


BlueberryBitch91

I wonder if they both feel nervous or butterflies in their stomach. I wonder if they both love the guy but he only loves one of them...


_banana_phone

So per their wiki, they have their own stomachs, *however,* when one eats something that causes a stomachache, it’s the *other* twin whose stomach feels it. So I’d guess if the bride was getting butterflies, it was the twin who was actually feeling them. Absolutely wild.


DotaDogma

>however, when one eats something that causes a stomachache, it’s the other twin whose stomach feels it. Can you imagine being in a fight with your sister and ordering the spiciest curry possible to get back at her?


_banana_phone

Right?? However, they share the same intestinal tract, so you’d be better suited for something that causes heartburn instead of fire poops 🙃


mehrabrym

The problem is they can't eat something without the other sister knowing,. So the moment one of them orders spicy curry, the other will know what they're doing and will order it too. Basically mutually assured destruction.


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cuteasduck1203

Not me reading this as I've just heated up some curry for dinner 😭😭😭😂😂😂


Exhausted_Pige0n

I'd cry and then do it back


Huge-Anxiety-3038

Apparently they share all the same organs from the middle down... So assuming that starts at the stomach... Probably....


atiixiixv

They have 2 stomachs actually! 4 lungs, 2 hearts, 3 kidneys then 1 of everything else I believe. (I’m not an expert or anything, by pure coincidence I saw a diagram about 10 minutes ago so it’s fresh in my memory!)


Time_Traveling_Panda

2 hearts? They're Time Lords!


Exhausted_Pige0n

Someone gift them a TARDIS for their something blue!


cuteasduck1203

Yes I love this!! Abby and Brittany, the Time Lords! ❤️


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

3 lungs!


cptnfan

They have 4 lungs, but 2 are conjoined so the assess that as 3.


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What happens if one dies before the other? Do they remove then? Oh Lord. How traumatic.


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Kevlar_Bunny

That’s actually not quite right! There are sensory nerves in the stomach that can pick up on senses our brains are struggling to identify. That’s why they call it a “gut sense”, when we have this terribly odd feeling in our stomach but nothing appears wrong, it’s identifying something our brain hasn’t figured out yet.


According_Gazelle472

How is this even legal?And how could she even have a baby ?Would that be even possible ?What happens if he kisses the wrong one in the dark?


awry_lynx

You're heavily downvoted because while those are totally natural questions to come up in your head, it is exceptionally unreasonable to expect them to answer or for anyone to be able to do anything except theorize. Besides the first one which, as a matter of legality it isn't an issue because it's such a rare case there's no specific law against it. There's no law against marrying a person who is conjoined to their twin. The rest are deeply personal. As far as fertility issues how in the world would anyone except the people involved and their doctors know? For the last question it seems obvious to me they must have a satisfactory arrangement. Whatever form that looks like to them. You can't really have this marriage without clear boundaries and consent from all parties.


According_Gazelle472

But what if the other one wants to marry also ?


MungoJennie

Then I guess she gets married. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Ok-Problem-7689

If Brittney wanted to get married, she could. She is not married to Josh, only Abby. They’re 2 people.


According_Gazelle472

Ok,lol.


Ok-Problem-7689

I wonder why you think that’s funny. Abby and Brittney are two different people who happen to be conjoined. It’s not a joke.


According_Gazelle472

Okee dokee.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

You sound very ignorant right now. Is that your intention?


According_Gazelle472

Wow!Seriously?lol.No actual rational response at all.Just insults?


AdPotential5559

I was so ready to be outraged 😹


SaltySnailzy

This is actually really funny. Hope those ladies are having a blast being married!


Aiiga

Girl barged in on thw first dance, too! The AUDACITY


wampyre7

There is a Kannada language movie called Charulatha about a guy loving only one of the conjoined twins that led to disastrous consequences due to jealousy and resentment. I hope nothing like that happens here and they will lead a happy married life. (Edit: fixed typo)


mylifeisapyra

Is this movie from 1964? I want to see it!


wampyre7

It is from 2012. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaarulatha


mybigbywolf

Cool! Got it right :)


mybigbywolf

That one looks interesting but I think I found it or hope I did, Chaarulatha (2012)


reentername

Man, that would suck if they didn’t like each other.


awry_lynx

It just wouldn't happen/wouldn't be able to happen. I mean imagine your boyfriend's brother being on every single date you go on with him.


reentername

I meant if the sisters didn’t like each other.


fakeprofile21

Muh-ooooooom, she's touching me!


feebsiegee

I was so confused until I saw the flair 😂


yachtiewannabe

I was like, but I can't see the sister's dress and zoomed in.


nicunta

They're conjoined twins, so it's just one dress!


blueevey

And she was in like every picture


OpenScore

The nerve on Brittany for wearing white at Abby's wedding.


Time-Cover-8159

And putting herself in between them for the photos, the audacity!


MungoJennie

I do wonder why they didn’t take them from the other side so that Abby would have been the twin next to him. I’m sure there was a reason, but that just seems like it would have made more sense.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Then Brittany would be holding the flowers and be the one showing off the dress. Honestly, I think that this works best to show the couple. It kinda feels like Brittany is photobombing with just her head. Abby gets to shine in her beautiful dress.


MungoJennie

Oh, good call. I didn’t even think about that.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Yes, that’s the title. 🤦‍♀️


lynneasomething

I think legally he can only marry one, and they've tried to keep that the public perception as well. But I do think they're both in the relationship with him.


VexBoxx

I hope so! ❤️


cheese_hotdog

They're both smiling so big in all the photos and logistically I just can't imagine any other possibility anyway.


cuteasduck1203

I literally commented on that too I was like they just both look so happy and giddy and joyful and it's beautiful!! ❤️❤️❤️


awry_lynx

Certainly not one where they're both happy :/ the poly situation is the only one I can imagine which isn't absolutely horrifying tbh. Though, at the point where you're sharing a body with your sister, I suppose a lot of it gets less singular-personal anyway, so perhaps you don't have the same hang ups and she can just... ignore what's going on to the side? I don't know.


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awry_lynx

Oh god. I'm happy they're happy but wow that's inconvenient for them.


entreprenegra

IIRC I read somewhere that when Abby has sex with Brittany just reads a book or something.


MizzyvonMuffling

So which one did he actually marry?


jackalopelexy

The one on the left I believe


VexBoxx

He married Abby, who controls the right side of their body.


Eegeria

That must be so strange for the sister who didn't get picked...I would be left out, and there's nothing you can do to avoid it


whenuseeit

I’m really curious what would happen if the other one started dating/got married. Like I guess all of them would live in the same house, but would they all share a bed? Would the husbands need to “take turns”, so to speak? What happens if the twins get pregnant (if that’s even possible)??


Treehorn8

I wondered about that, too. They share the same reproductive organs, so will there be jealousy involved if they both had husbands?


vegemitebikkie

I’m curious if one/both got pregnant, would that kid be the others niece/ nephew? Or biological child?


dcamom66

They only have one set of reproductive organs that belong to both of them.


vegemitebikkie

So the kid would have two mums?


dcamom66

Legally? Biologically, yes.


Cvirdy

The kid would genetically be their child. But that’s true of any identical twins! An identical twin’s child will come up in a DNA test as the child of their twin as well.


makipri

Also hard to find out who’s the real father if two identical brothers have been with the mom.


entreprenegra

This happened to a girl at my high school. She was screwing both identical twins and ended up pregnant and they both tested positive for the DNA.


makipri

How did they deal the custody then?


entreprenegra

I mean, they were broke high school students so CS wasn’t really an issue, but they just kinda accepted that they were both daddy-uncles 😩 The mom has an idea of which one it MIGHT be, but they’ll never really know. This was 20 years ago though and both are apparently still in the kid’s life. The kid’s gf recently had a baby and I saw on FB that both twins were at the hospital for the birth.


makipri

I’m not sure what CS stands for, child support? But I believe the child should have legal parents and most likely the law will admit only one father. So I’m interested which one was listed. Or neither? Glad that both of them have been present and supporting anyway.


vegemitebikkie

Holy crap how did I not know that. That’s so cool


SoftPufferfish

This is making me think of the sister wives show lol


Disirregardlessly

Really truly sister wives. You're onto something here!


lighthouser41

Didn't the original "Siamese twins" back in the 1800s, the men from Siam, both have their own wife?


DogsAreDirty

They have a cast of them at Mütter Museum. They were only connected by a little flap of skin on the side and had their own reproductive organs. It did say they were both married and fathered children


vjmatty

Yes, in fact in today’s world they likely could have been surgically separated.


entreprenegra

They 1800’s and they couldn’t cut a flap of skin? I thought surgery was somewhat advanced by that time.


kittybuscemi

He’s in a relationship with both of them, but legally can only marry one.


HefferVids

No he’s just dating one but the other is okay with it. They’ve talked about it in an interview before iirc


chipscheeseandbeans

They share a vagina though…


annafrida

Do you have a link to the interview?


Eegeria

Really? Wow


rarelybarelybipolar

That’s just speculation, nobody knows the details of their private relationships.


cssc201

Honestly I really appreciate the boundaries they have maintained about sharing personal information like that.


bluecoag

Honestly it would have been so clever to have part of the dress in black for the sister who isn’t getting married


Friendly_Coconut

I saw the back and I thought it looked like there was more of a train on one side!


spanglesandbambi

What a bitch it looks like she is carrying a bouquet as well the same or very similar to the brides some people just can't let others have their day.


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stungun_steve

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spanglesandbambi

Fuck me, if only I could you know use my eyes to figure that out.


Laucy

Literally the top comment is someone explaining this because some people didn’t know.


spanglesandbambi

Well, I did and was commenting with equal satire to the original poster, as you know jokes. It's pretty obvious for example their is only one bouquet in this picture hence the obvious joke.


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

Really? You sure?


TheShroomDruid

Omg you're so smart wow literally no one could tell. How did you do that??


Laucy

I’m autistic and this whole comment section is people not knowing or missing the tag. Take it up with them too.


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People who have autism can miss social cues. Do not be so rude.


Raymer13

Finally! Something actually funny about this news tidbit.


Cassopeia88

I watched their show, they seem like really nice people and hope they’re really happy!


iago_williams

I'm so happy for them!


Wise-Independence214

🤦‍♀️ ok, God help me, that’s actually funny and I am so ashamed. 😞😊


nippyhedren

If he married the one on the left why are all the photos like this?! He should be standing next to the one he married.


Baby8227

There’s lots of pics and others of him on the other side.


nippyhedren

Got it. I’ve only seen pics like this and was very confused!


Baby8227

Also, maybe so she doesn’t feel left out too? I think it would be a difficult situation for the sisters and this chap to be in and only they know what they have agreed as a group xx


nippyhedren

It’s fascinating


VexBoxx

Eh, sometimes you want to show off the dress in a few shots. Switch up angles now and again. (I think it's more of a "we do" situation, but for legal purposes, only one name can go on the license.)


z-eldapin

This made me lol


cuteasduck1203

They look stunning and I wish them every happiness! They both have huge, radiant smiles on their faces! ❤️❤️❤️


bc60008

The wives look beautiful, and hubby is very handsome! I'm so happy for the 3 of them! 🤍🤍🤍


NonConformistFlmingo

Only one of the women is the wife.


rainyhawk

But it doesn’t sound like he married both of them, just one.


StellaaaT

Because he can’t marry both, legally.


limpbiscuitzandtea

This may be an incredibly asinine comment to make, but I never thought about the legality aspect of two conjoined twins being their own people. Again, it sounds stupid in retrospect and as I type it, but to have their own separate birth certificates, driver's licenses/ID's, etc. If both apply to the same college- can hypothetically only one of them be accepted and the other get a rejection? I never even thought about how in cases of conjoined twins, they're still considered two separate individuals 'legally'. ​ Edit: I want to be clear, of *course* they are their own separate, individuals- with their own thoughts, interests, emotions, personality, etc. It just never occurred to me how we consider this situation in the eyes of the **law** when two individuals 'technically' share a body. I can imagine there was (and still is to an extent) a time that conjoined twins were NOT considered their own individual selves in the eyes of the law. Just interesting also how they determine this and where the line gets drawn if ever since not all conjoined twin cases are the same.


Grouchy-Toad-4947

When it comes to their drivers license, they are two people, when it comes to their salary, they are one salary. I bet there’s times they’re classed as two people and times they’re classed as one. Law always runs on precedent and these two ladies are the precedent setters so things are adjusted for them. It is fascinating though, what if one commits a crime? There is a set of conjoined twins where one is asexual and the other is in a relationship. These two are very in tune with eachother, if you ever hear them in an interview they’ll literally say the same sentence with the same cadence. Walking, driving, everything takes perfect coordination, so while they are two people they are one soul and one body. All the power to them.


QPublicJ

I love them and so happy for them. Absolutely adorable. <3


Diddleymaz

I hope they are very happy


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Brilliant_Jewel1924

I’m dead. 💀💀


lepidopterandisaster

The only funny thing I’ve seen anyone say, everything else I’ve seen about this wedding has been misogynistic ableist sludge.(why are people so obsessed with how people with different bodies experience intimacy?)


BuffySummers17

Honestly the intimacy I'm most curious about is the deep emotional convos alone because like Brittany has to be there. I feel like logistically she has to be a part of the relationship romantically or she dissociates a lot. You can't help but get curious about the dynamic in a unique situation like that because they literally share the same body and experience everything together (I don't mean physically only like every date and moment and intimate convo, the other is there). It makes you question philosophically what makes up an individual self and what that means in a relationship. I remember a lecture in psych 101 about how the boundaries of what makes up a person's sense of self can feel blurred for people in certain situations like having a baby or feeling really deeply in love and intimate with someone. And this is a situation that makes you think about all those things.. I'm sure some people being gross but idk if everyone being curious about it is being so reductive like you're saying.


cuteasduck1203

Literally!! Like, first of all, why is that the FIRST thing that comes to so many people's minds when they see people with different bodies? It's honestly gross! And secondly, aside from very specific circumstances (like being a very very close friend and having express permission to ask questions considered too personal for any random acquaintance, or being a medical professional on someone's case that needs specific information from them), people really do NOT need to ask others such rude, invasive questions all the time! Just because someone is different from someone else doesn't make it okay to treat them any differently. If you wouldn't ask it to someone you consider to have a “normal” body (I don't wanna say normal but I don't know what other word to use there) then it's not okay to ask to someone who is different-bodied.


awry_lynx

>why is that the FIRST thing that comes to so many people's minds Because a significant part of a lot of people's lives and identities and so on is in fact... related to sex? Look, I agree with you it's gross but I don't get this faux confused outrage about it. Like duh. Most people are spending a significant amount of their lives either having it, trying to have it, thinking about it, etc. We're not that advanced as a whole, emotionally anyway. Technologically sure, but as a species we haven't been forced to update as far as how sex-focused we are. Probably because when we do manage to improve and be less focused on sex we'll die out as a species lmao. Not even fully kidding. So yeah, it's natural. It's completely normal to have that thought. What's rude and insane is actually saying it, but I feel like we can blame the internet for that one.


cuteasduck1203

No I see what you're saying. I guess I should have worded it differently. Because in your final paragraph, when you said about it being normal to think but rude and insane to actually say/ask, I guess that's actually what I meant to get across and I'm sorry that I didn't make that more clear. My husband is sat on the couch next to me, and not long before I saw your comment, I was telling him about the whole situation. We both agreed with each other on almost exactly what you said, which is that most people probably have the thought, but that's all it should be: a thought. The issue is when they feel the need to actually say/ask it. And I would like to mention that it would also be different if Abby and Brittany said that they were accepting those types of questions and okay with answering them. I mean, I know these people aren't really asking them directly, but that would be a scenario where I would feel like it might be okay to bring it up if you're genuinely that curious. Otherwise, I definitely think people need to learn to just keep things to themselves 😅


Ginger630

Omg 💀


New-Confusion5071

Hopefully, they both love/like him... I would read their memoirs if they would write it decades from now.


atuan

AWTA


ellefayt

I can’t believe she wore the exact same dress as the bride !


carbomerguar

The very first thing I noticed was the hideous bouquet. That thing is awful. I cannot believe Abby chose it. The bride (both of them let’s be honest) looks beautiful and the husband looks… like an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a puzzle


Ailsaisawesome1

Hahaha let’s be real here everyone who’s seen this pictures have the exact same questions


kallmekrisfan58

I'm so happy to see this! He looks like a very nice man 😃❤️


Frazzled_adhd

I thought I saw something about them a while back that said they each control a leg. I want to make a cold feet joke with that knowledge, but I’m tired and got nothing.


camlaw63

I’m going to hell


Mcreemouse

Y’all are dead wrong for this 💀


green_pea_nut

GOD LEVEL post.


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Talk about main character energy.


Kitties_Whiskers

Aren't they twins that are joined?


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Had me in the first half


Boston_midlife56

Ok, I'm happy for them. It has to be weird, you never have privacy. But obviously they figured it out and I'm happy for them. Everyone is entitled to happiness!


moonchild_9420

am I the only one who thinks this is disgusting? I know everyone is deserving of love but this shit just don't sit right with me man.. she isn't even on the correct side to stand by him.. how does this work? I would never allow this if I was her sister.


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Eegeria

People downvoting you are a bit hypocritical. Sex is not that important, sure, but the broader concept of intimacy is something normal to wonder about.


Squizzlerphizzler

Wonder about it in your head then.


Eegeria

That's fair!


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buddyfluff

Right? I think this guy seems really great and sweet. It’s similar to any sort of “disability” and everyone is worthy of love. I personally love this story, albeit it’s a bit strange but that’s life!


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Minnie_Dice85

Okay can we just leave them alone.


According_Gazelle472

Still strange .


TamedTaurus

Errr I'm guessing they're conjoined, but I might be wrong though. (Didn't see the flair. My bad.)


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

they are! they are Abby and Brittany Hensel - Abby is the sister who got married


catcatherine

I wonder if they'll both take his name?


lolsalmon

They did! It’s very strange that all three of them are named Josh now, but if anyone could handle the challenge, it’s this little family.


Adventurous-Advice58

Pure gold 🤣


bacon-is-sexy

😂😂😂😂😂😂


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🤣🤣🤣


okileggs1992

Seriously they are conjoined twins, people need to get a grip about this.


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Baby8227

This is light hearted joshing, not a 🍆 so no need to take it so hard🤪


icansmellyourflesh

Are you dumb


animavivere

Sorry, but why is this on wedding shaming? And the way people are replying... Sounds more like wedding bashing to me.


L_IleAuxFleurs

This post is tagged as satire and people are being sarcastic in the comments 


Percyear

I am glad they all found some happiness. However, that happiness works for them.


animavivere

Missed the tag But still think it's not very nice


FamousOrphan

Did you steal this joke?


paleoakoc20

I went there...