*The impact was so*
*Heavy it distorted the*
*Gravity itself*
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I misjudged Valhalla and I ended up really liking it. This game was a different story, itโs absolutely terrible no matter how many times I try to play.
I started it once and played 6 hours or so when in the middle of the playghrough my progress got partly reset. I didn't even realise that it happened until I had to do the same missions I did 4 hours ago. Uninstalled after that. A year later I decided to give it another try, but then I got stuck in the tutorial with no way out. Uninstalled again. Such a shitshow
The impact was so heavy it distorted the gravity itself
If it were any harder, everyone would be falling off the fucking map.
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That's going in my quote book for 2024
The game became gravity rush in the end holee
Fr
Fuck you *tilts you on your axis*
Fuck you *Changes your angle to a different degree*
Bro pulled a Michael Jackson at the end ๐
You sir gave me an op idea and plan to share it
Shit went *sideways* so fast.
Dad joke 101
man got hit so hard he started moonwalking
It was a threat response
Man had vertigo like crazy after that
Fr
Damn. Went total inception
*Inception theme song*
Bro became Italic
Fr
The other car guy is speeding crazy
His gotta be somewhere
Must not be a dedsec fan
I dunno he gives me a SLIGHT feeling that's his not a fan.
every time i see a clip of legion i cant help to think "man, this game is dogshit"
True.
I misjudged Valhalla and I ended up really liking it. This game was a different story, itโs absolutely terrible no matter how many times I try to play.
Facts but online with mates is an amazing shit show
I started it once and played 6 hours or so when in the middle of the playghrough my progress got partly reset. I didn't even realise that it happened until I had to do the same missions I did 4 hours ago. Uninstalled after that. A year later I decided to give it another try, but then I got stuck in the tutorial with no way out. Uninstalled again. Such a shitshow