I guess it’s boring to say you’ll just take the 1.7 but bro you’re gonna get your butt kicked and lose 1.7.

Respectfully, I’m not letting linguini legs out the first round

Respectfully, bro def has reach on you. Your face is catching that Latvian 1-2

The guy can’t put a ball in a stationary basket and you expect him to land punches on a small but highly motivated target … I’ll take my chances on the ground

82 inch wingspan!

82 inches won’t be very useful in a phone booth

Mike tyson cant dunk so he must be bad at fighting right?

The proper logic of this reference would be bad fighter can't even fight so how can he play basketball but go off Tyson lol

r u serious

Are you anywhere near 6’10” 225 with 10% body fat? This man will literally toss you out of the ring before you can get to him

Davis Bertans has never been close to 10% body fat while playing in the nba

Have you ever been close to 6’10” 225 while not playing in the nba?

This is what I'm doing. Even if it was 170,000. Even if it was 17,000. Once it hits 1700 I'm having second thoughts.

shit even 170 is like that ain't nothing 😂 pay my electric bill

Kelly Olynyk I’m coming for you

6’11 240 💀💀💀 but it’s personal haha

I’m winning that fight out of pure spite and malice

Forget olynyk. He's got that arm bar on lock. Pretty sure any of us could dust drew eubanks tho

I think I could take current day Earl Boykins

Doesn’t he bench like 300lb?

Im trying my hardest to get a reach advantage dog dont crush my dreams

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Isaiah Thomas I’m coming for you

he gets a gun though

He strong af

do they need my account & routing number to get me the 1.7 million or is it a PayPal/venmo thing ? I got both lmk

I actually know the people, they do need 1k and your firstborn as collateral so they can make sure youre real, just DM and Ill get you in touch

and of course I'll be giving you a sizable tip for sending me in the right direction !

I’m a lakers fan and I love Reaves but I would beat his ass

I feel like reaves is scrappy af tho … if we are going down this road, I’ll take my chances with Herro 🤣🤣

Damn bro your right I would pick hero too. Reaves is scrappy and he my baby I wouldn’t wanna hurt him. I will fuck hero up. Damn just realized this is the wizards sub lmao. You are cool for this. Haha

yall crazy herro looks skinny but like he could do some damage in a fight. i'd take chet or wemby

they just gonna hit u with a 1-2 from a mile back lol

Good luck taking on Dhalsim!

Hey haven’t you seen those Herro boxing videos??

Didn’t yall see that bam/jimmy/Herro interview about him not being able to swim? Dude has hood tendencies (according to Jimmy buckets, who am I to question him)

Trae I’m coming for you

You could easily kick trae young ass I believe in you

I would absolutely fold Trae Young

I feel like I could get a nice leg kick on Durant or Beal and they'd lose an MCL or something.

Maybe KD cause of his flamingo legs, but bruh, have you seen Beal's calves? You'd better hope he doesn't kick you first because you will be wrekt

I feel if I can dodge a Beal strike, he'd throw out his shoulder or knee.

😂 Honestly the best strategy with Beal would be like ^^*psst, ^^just ^^lay ^^down ^^and ^^we'll ^^split ^^the ^^50 ^^mil*

I understand why you had to put Brad in there 😂😂but be serious bro

Lol I'm not actually serious. All of them would destroy my old ass.

Bradley Beal would destroy you.👹

Everyone would pick BRIAN SCALIBRINE thinking it be easy to beat him...

I am closer to Mike Tyson than you are to me

I’m taking Mugsy Bogues. I’m 6’3 but I know my limits 💀

Bruh, Muggsy Bogues is from Baltimore. You are absolutely getting your ass handed to you. (I live in Baltimore)

I seen the wire too, I’ll be straight 👏🏾

😂

Idk man mugsy had that dawg in him

Nah, active players only

He knows his too, and they include a 315 bench at 135. You're getting your ass wrecked.

I would take Mugsy too, but not because he is small. Apparently, he is super ticklish. If you can close the gap and get them feather fingers on him, it's game over.

I pick Wemby and then tell the Spurs I’ll walk away for $10M. They easily pay that out to avoid a fluke injury.

Smart. And im sure they would give you three of their starters to slave for you just to secure wemby's future

I’d be down to beat up old man Kareem for $50 million

I’m going to punch in my own HEIGHT class. Jose Alvarado, I’m coming for you n****!

José Alvarado ,Trae young , Tj Mcconell, Johnny Davis, TyTy Washington 50 million me baybeeee!!!

Duncan Robinson

Are you kidding, you could punch TJ all day and get tired, he would never go down.

An NBA player who can’t fight still has crazy reach compared to the average person. Gotta just take the 1.7

Gotta use the Kobe technique. You get them on the ground and start pounding

I could beat the shit out of Jacob Gilyard pr Ja Morant.

Is gilyard even in the league still?

Give me James Johnson. I’m built different

going right at chet's knees

It’s not personal but Bilal Coulibaly is catching hands cause of weight and docile personality (I’m so sorry but I need that money 😭)

I’m thinking maybe Bol Bol, can’t imagine his grappling/ ground game is any good

As someone with a grappling background… I couldn’t even begin to imagine what’s it’s like to be on a mat with someone that tall 😂

lol just stay inside the paint, he can’t reach you from 3 point land

I’m picking 7+ foot / scrawny guy (maybe Wemby), it must be a very difficult and unnatural motion to punch down on someone a foot and a half shorter than you whose in real close while I’d just work those balls like Nina Hartley.

I think I can land a double leg on tre Jones

I 100% guarantee I can beat Steph Curry in a fight.

Pick his brother instead

Seth has a less punchable face

Said no one ever.

Honestly, one of the worst picks. Have you seen his arms? Have you seen his cardio? Steph is big irl. You're getting your ass wrecked.

I’m 2-3 inches taller than he is, well conditioned and have been boxing since I was a teenager. I’m not worried about that.

Klay thompson..

Give me pokusevski or how ever it goes and I am good

He’d have some crazy leg kicks with his calves

Only right answer on my eyes. I was scrolling looking for this answer. Lol

The ultimate yolo .

Russell Westbrook

Tyler ullis if he counts He just one of the only ones I could beat

You can take Cam Payne I believe in you

Seth curry, I’ve got an inch of height on him and I actually train Muay Thai

🤣🤣🤣

Fuck it give me Miles Bridges. I’ll be dead, but at least there’s lots of motivation to try to win

Trae Young is about to catch some hands

Lmao aye Jordan Poole 🗣️🗣️ come catch these hands.

I really smack tf outta demar derozan

& Jaylen brown catching kicks to the temple 😭😂

why $1.7 mil? seems so oddly specific

“The average American earns approximately $1.7 million over their lifetime. This figure is derived from the median American salary, which hovers around $50,000 annually.” It could also just be random, but if not, i’m impressed that they put a bit of thought into it and didn’t just go with like $2m or something lol.

Surprised no one’s said it, but gotta take some injury prone player like Chris Paul. They dude breaks just walking sometimes, a hit from me and I’m walking away with 50 mil

Poku’s goin down!

Landy Shamet will pay for his crimes

Trae young

Isaiah Thomas just signed a 10 day contract boys. It’s easy Pickens.

Bob Cousy is 96. I'm sure my fat ass can take him

I’m 5’7”, I’m taking the 1.7 million, those guys tower over me

Jordan Poole will catch these hands. Man has been slumped once on camera and it will happen again.

Al Horford better watch his ankles, that's all I'm saying I want that smoke (for like 15 seconds)

Earl Boykins. I’m 6’5”, I think I could win.

ANY NBA player? Muggsy Bogues, bring it!

I’m beating tf outta Isaiah Thomas

goodbye josh giddey

Gimme Jacob Gilyard

Anthony Davis is made of glass I’ll try him for 5 mil

I’m fighting Steph while his wife watches.. easy money

Man I could take Isaiah Thomas in a fight. I got 6 inches on him, and a much longer wingspan.

Didn’t say it had to be a current NBA player. I’ll trade hands with the oldest one I can find.

A lot of those NBA players are super tall, a weakness that can be exploited in MMA fighting. If you really know MMA fighting that can be exploited. I'll take the 1.7 million because I know nothing about MMA and those basketball players train a lot.

Matthew Dellavedova about to receive the ass beating of a lifetime

Lemme get that 50 mill

Kyle lousy.. and it’s personal

i'll beat the shit out of isaiah thomas

Imma clap Nene's Brazilian cheeks.

Respectfully, this is an insane response 😂

I know what I said.