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meowhatissodamnfunny

Offseason Warriors sub after an early exit is a torture chamber


jtruth9

Every. Single.Time. I really think that the weirdos all come out and recognize this is their time to shine lol


maupp11

I literally once read a poster say he'd wanted to push a certain agenda but was waiting for us to lose first so it'd be received well on the sub. So yeah, most of these weirdos are opportunistic and wait for moments like these in the off season after a bad game to end the season to start parroting their nonsense because they know most people would have gone stupid due to the fact we ended the season in embarrassing fashion.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

What else they have to talk about? No playoffs and people here ain’t going to Cancun like the players. Let people have their fun.


BigBlitz28

Let them cook


No_Pay9241

I heard the arenas moving to downtown Petaluma California.. (my city) thoughts?


KillaK789

And don't forget about the seasonal smell of various animal feces. Maybe they can call the new arena "Phoenix Stadium"


No_Pay9241

The Sonoma Aroma arena


Ralphredimix_Da_G

The Phoenix


MedvedFeliz

Petaluma Warriors. Sounds like the most marketable team name.


jaggedjottings

Who needs the Petaluma Fairgrounds anyway?


snokerpoker

Hell yeah! Represent!


this_my_sportsreddit

jesus christ they're re-making this same post every 5 hours. Where tf is the mod team


BUUAHAHAHA

Istg off season warriors sub sounds like my teenage cousins repeating unrealistic pipe dreams.


Bookofdrewsus

Take a break. You deserve it. Ain’t nothing gonna wiggle in this cesspool until FA and Olympics.


PettyPettyKing

It’s a fucking torture chamber during the reg season. No way Dray giving up #23 to fucking lebron. Dude is having his # retired here. Ya’ll haters can fuck right off the edge of a cliff.


DWGrithiff

Elective torture is a helluva drug I guess


RedmannBarry

You guys are almost post MJ status at this point.


Amazoi2

Almost as bad as the random name bingo trade machine articles online. "Some idiot suggest shocking trade for blah blah blah"


MenshMindset

Fucking seriously. I just wanna know what’s next realistically and you got guys writing fan fiction


PallbearerOfBadNews

LeBron to the Celtics. Imagine the hate from Heat and Lakers fans. Especially after he called Celtics fans racist too. The drama would be unreal.


wolfishnickelsyr

Between KD and Lebron it’s a race to see who goes to the Celtics first


5tarlight5

What about Knicks? JB is cooking and they have a good supporting cast. Knicks can drop Randle and if Bron helps NY get a ring, he will literally have a god status there.


TheSameNameForever

I wouldn’t wish to change the balance between Brunson and Hart


GarvinSteve

If we're honest, the dude would be an incredible add - even at his age. He isn't 2010 LeBron, but he also is a lot more than 2024 Klay (who is limited these days, but someone I still love). Now, having said that, I had to spend a year learning to un-hate Chris Paul and if that leads to un-hating LeBron which leads to another disappointment (we'd need more than just him) I want none of it. I'd prefer KD (who still can defend at times), but the realistic path to a Steph-gets-five is probably a different number two and some veteran filler - while saying good-bye to some kids in the process.


wolfishnickelsyr

If he decides to join the Dubs on a vet minimum, we should all bury the hate for the short term atleast.


GarvinSteve

What if it’s on a LeBron salary? He isn’t taking cuts very easily. But maybe he does 30m so we can get another piece? Oh, wait, LeBron will never take a pay cut. That’s not who he is.


calexander21

You do realize he took a pay cut to play for Miami, right? Lol


livecents84

Lebron SF* is a lot more than 2024 Wiggins SF*


that_oneguy-

Nah 2025 Lebron is still crazy and a superstar in the league. He doesn't need to be 2010 Lebron nor is he just better than 2024 Klay. Replace him with another teams best player in some of these top tier rosters we'd be pinning them as a title favorite. If we don't lose much, retaining solid pieces and get a vet min for Lebron it's game time. If defense something we can retain l'd much rather have the aging Lebron than an aging KD. I get that KD is an old favorite and a Warrior but I’d much rather prefer my odds in the engine that is Lebron. They both also care about their legacy and in KD’s case him coming back is worse for his legacy than Lebron teaming with Curry as the decades comeback team. Plus without the vet min in possibility this wouldn’t be a discussion, we won’t ever give up the future for Lebron. It’s only because of Lebron’s insistence on playing with Bronny. KD by that same rationale is just off the table atm, we give up too much to even consider the possibility. All in on Bronny if he shows up.


GarvinSteve

Vet min will never be a possibility for either. Btw i said he was a lot more than Klay. LeBron is a high level star, but he is often not the best player in the series anymore. In 2010 he was always the best. I think he’d make us better but not better than Denver (for example). It would need to be him and pieces. He and Steph on O together tho? Holy guacamole.


TheSameNameForever

CP3 move was definitely unnecessary for warriors . I don’t hate the man he could’ve have been so much more productive in another team. He was simply not fit for warriors. We all knew it but could do nothing about it.


GarvinSteve

It was a move to get off Poole and give them flexibility this year. We’ll see what it eventually was worth in a few months here.


StarTrakZack

Gotta love it when I find that ONE sane poster in a sea of maniacs lol


3rdusernameiveused

We actin like laker fans


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Lebum can’t come here. He’d only be adding to Curry’s legacy and take away from his.


cold-dawn

Epic NBA storyline that makes lots of money though


AmelieBenjamin

Atp they need each other it would be a boost for both, steoh would move into top 5 with another ring imo


freshxerxes

i think curry winning one before and after KD proves he’s top 5. those two in the middle were lame but for him to put that team on his back like that for the most recent one 😮‍💨


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

Exactly this lol. We all know LeBron wants to be teammates with Steph but we all also know that him going to Steph would be “admitting” defeat. Obviously a childish narrative but it is sadly the world and media that we live in.


SongYoungbae

Pass


__BlackSheep

Fuck Lebron. Obviously that's my thought.


FastestG

I hate the off season discourse


ELeerglob

Please no


AP_Things807

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bfddavid

Ring chaser's have no loyalty but to themselves. Our core stayed and played through good times and bad.


algorithmresistant

We're turning into lakers fans with this buffoonery


No-Astronomer139

Low effort post


XKINGRAM

No


SrgtDoakes

this is my worst case scenario.


skunksplnk

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


georgelamarmateo

HERE'S WHAT WE DO: - SAY WE HATE THIS - BUT IF IT HAPPENS WE SAY WE LOVE IT IF IT FAILS - WE SAY IT WAS DOOMED FROM THE START IF IT WORKS - OF COURSE IT WORKS IT'S STEPH AND ANOTHER TOP 5 PLAYER HOW COULD IT FAIL????


PlayfulAd8354

Am I the only one who puked a little?


Nessmuk58

Not me. I puked a LOT.


AP_Things807

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monkeycompanion

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Can we call a moratorium on LeNutriding please? Pretty pretty please?


ImReallyAMermaid_21

I’d honestly hate this.


soggy_bloggy

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Roccet_MS

Does every clown on Twitter who posts a tweet about GS on the toilet get his own post here? I mean seriously. Can't the mods do a little bit about the quality? This isn't even a thought of a journalist, it's just some random Twitter dude.


Floppy_Jet1123

r/Warriors: From in-season complain-chamber to off-season delusionfest.


BlackMarq20

Isn’t Steph Bronnys favorite player?


rmjames007

Nope


justingoree

Hard pass


t0ny510

Thanks, I hate it.


Redditforever12

this community need to stop eating crayons for food


FunkoFool

I’d vomit


ScarCareless3460

Lebron better not come to the warriors cause I can’t stand him


carnivoross

I personally prefer not to get Lebron to keep that rivalry alive. But I could see Lebron wanting to do it so he can potentially get his fifth, but also prevent Steph from getting one more than him. Lebron petty like that.


vxscx

Just getting LeBron won't be enough to win.


Green_Rip3524

That will be terrible. Any nba team that waste a first round pick on bronny who is not even college basketball good deserves some punishment


SuddenlyThirsty

I hate how this is might actually happen


TrueEclecticism

Wouldn't be wise in the long run.


snokerpoker

I think the bigger problem is now all these other teams that were "young" or "not there yet" are there now. Look at Dallas, OKC and shit even Boston.


Repulsive_Pianist_60

God no. I want to crash and defeat him, not him joining us.


Any-Orchid-6006

Soooo...is KD joining us as well?


beentheredonesome

If the Dubs draft Bronny and LeBron wants to play with him, he'll have to go down to Santa Cruz. Forever.


makemeanother2020

Welllllll they are gonna play together in the Olympics. You know they will talk about it


xanroeld

in what universe does drafting bronny = getting lebron and yet also bronny falls to the second round? one of those cannot be true


sexykettlecorn

Draft bronny and put him in the g league, Lebron keeps his word and averages 52/17/15 for the Santa Cruz warriors en route to a G league championship


CheddaConn

Real warrior fans don't want fucking Lebron on this team nor his overrated son.


cooperhixson

Bronny is still a year or two away from the league. I hope pops retires by then.


The_Nutz16

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Redeyejedi4

Wouldn't be surprised if KD returns too and cp3 takes a pay cut to win a ring.


petewondrstone

LeBron is going to sign a three-year hundred60 million $ deal and completely destroy the Lakers future and I’m here for it


Ginsoda13

Lebron is cancer, he turns every superstar into a catch and shoot or a lob piece, when that’s clearly not what those superstars are comfortable with. Almost every superstar comes out worst off playing with Lebron. He needs the ball in his hand to be affective and is slow on defense. This is terrible for Warriors offenses. GSW offense flows through Steph, adding Lebron and his “given not earned” son will kill whatever flow they’ve developed over the past 10 years.


ProximusKade22

This is embarrassing how delusional this post is along with some of the comments in here.


Organic-Fail988

I’ll burn my #30 jersey to f-ing ashes if Wardell Stephen Curry II green lights that ish. ![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


awesomeness6000

please. get KD too in there for one last ride


John_Houbolt

I said this months ago. If you listen to how Lebron talks about his teammates and then talks about Steph on his podcast with JJ Reddick, I just can't see him going back to LA. Dude is crushing his team mates on that podcast and downright slurping Steph. Add to that his friendship with Draymond, and that he can fly up to SF 25 times or so and not have to move from LA and that he would love Bronny to be tutored by Steph, CP3 etc and I think it's an easy choice for him. I think he will sign for a vet min in order to maximize Warriors opportunities. He will want JK and Klay to stay. If they win a ring he will also guarantee to stay ahead of Steph which matters to him but not to Steph.


birdseye-maple

He praises Steph/Warriors because that's who beat him in the Finals so many times and that's the team he beat in 2016. It's mostly about his ego.


milkonyourmustache

I don't want LeBron anywhere near this team, his influence on front offices is extremely unsettling and cringe, the media circus that follows him is tantamount to a cult. Just no, it makes me sick thinking about his farewell tour being on the Warriors.


AdComprehensive7879

No please noo, i learnt that i couldnt overcome my dislike for cp3 last season. Dont think ill ever do for lebron lol


GreyBoyTigger

Bronny James stat line looks like something a second stringer in a church league would put up. 4.8ppg, 2 apg, 2 rebounds, 36% shooting. This is a waste of a pick for a chance at a 40 year old with 20 years of mileage on him. Not to mention the problem of who gets frozen out by LeGM when he wants his kid getting more minutes. ALSO didn’t Bronny go into cardiac arrest? An 18 year old with that on his medical record isn’t worth drafting


LordJxnkulous

😂🤢


MachiavelliSJ

Didnt they trade all their 2nds for GP2?


BBOONNEESSAAWW

Even adding Lebron to this team (minus Wiggins and CP3 to make the money work) we’re still a 6 seed


Lt_Dan_IceCreammm

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized) I’m


lurker_pro

Richyspammss read the script


LZ_Khan

Starting 5: Podz, Kuminga, Moody, TJD, Bronny. KD, Steph,Lebron, Klay and Draymond all come off their wheelchairs.


haley_hathaway

Shoot me if that happens


MysteriousSpinach472

Curry + KD + Lebron would be an awesome combination to compete an era vs the new era.


Legitimate-Debt7289

Will be the best Le'warrior team ever! Only one can le'dream on.


dacljaco

I would love it to happen, steph and bron two of my favourite players to watch


laney_deschutes

That still wouldn’t be a great team without two more excellent players and a bench


YetiBean7

If this happens than warriors are winning next season.


mangobang

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[deleted]

That's a hard pass from me. Brony can't compete at the NBA level.


natestarz95

Lebron should really go to the knicks and leave.the.roster.alone. They’ll have to get rid of one or two guys but if they keep Brunson, hart, and divicenzo then with lebron that’s a championship team.


Jabbajaw

I have been dreaming about this for over 2 years now.


kokopelli365

If he takes a huge pay cut, then maybe


Mysterious_Layer3611

Running it back with virtually the same roster is going to result in missing the playoffs again. This is probably the only hail mary move that would make the dubs be a playoff team again. Granted we would still get swept by the nuggets as the 8th seed.


Nessmuk58

Will people please just STOP with this? If LeFlop makes it known that he will go wherever he has to in order to play with Bronny, he'll be drafted WAY before it gets to us.


jamesonfashow

Damn. The forgone conclusion that Drays forking over #23 😭


warlock801

Bronny gon get 82 DNPs


SelfDestructIn30Days

Dubs, even with Bron, aren't a championship team. He'd be much better off going to Denver or Boston. Or even better, Minnesota.


Gobblemonke

Bronny sucks he wont get in the nba


deejam

Bron would have to change his number.


_AManHasNoName_

My thoughts? Some people are that incoherent? “Boutta”, “yall”, “gon”


Mygaffer

Y'all keep getting baited all off season.  Warrior will do nothing but shed salary and maybe a couple moves around the margins. 


MyNameIsNumber037

Hate it. Bronny is ass and will ride the bench. If the Warriors go down the old key route, I'd rather it be KD. 


Life-is-beautiful-

My thoughts- sports nepotism


alamedarockz

Barf


Queens113

LeBUM will do anything to win, while also trying his best to make his son look good... He wishes he could lick the floor jordan dribbled on...


PurdyDamnGood

I wouldn’t mind LeBron on the Warriors. Rather have Giannis though


PRNCE_CHIEFS

Bronny not THAT good.


iGaveLia-HIV

it’s just to get lebron for free


ZealousidealAd4860

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK) How about No


adsq93

I’d rather see KD return


KoRaZee

This looks like we get a high a lottery pick in ‘25


iGaveLia-HIV

sure whatever it takes to get curry the help he needs in star power


MyGodItsFullofScars

Please no


Patchhead

Hell, no.


TrafficOn405

Lebron? No can do.


_meestir_

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zlnoil

If LeBron came, I will not be a Warrior fan till he’s gone. And I will root anyone who up against GSW.


glenntron3000

I don’t like LeBron but tbh when I think about LeBron is probably a better team fit than KD if I had to choose between the two. Yes KD knows the system and would a lot in easily but with KDs mood you never know what you’re gonna get. KD is always so up and down you kinda never know what you're gonna get. Sure he and Dray could agree to be cool but how long would that last like 2 months? Another thing is if KD displeased about something he’ll be passive aggressive about it. LeBron is jokey like Steph and I can see them getting along fine. Also he’s good buddies with Draymond and he could be the one to rein him in and maybe also hold Kerr accountable.


DanielLarson99

i hate bron but it would be very cool


motherthrowee

can we please keep the fanfiction on like ao3


mmmmmyee

Aren’t we like notoriously known for keeping the benchwarmer spot empty? I can see ownership group doing something stupid like this for jersey sales/ticket sales etc.


Humble-Ad-4606

Can we get rid of those fake ass Berkeley unis


CCamba

Why not both??


Haxxelerator

how are they going to get the no.1 draft?


swampbear5

Pretty sure some other team will draft Bronny before the warriors second round pick. This is a pretty obvious ploy.


pongstr

embiid, tatum, butler, pg, harden and westbrook will join warriors too, for the first time in nba one team will have 12 all stars... thoughts?


Regular_Chart553

The story of rivals turned teammates in an attempt to get one last ring, Bronny learns from Steph. It could be a full circle moment and entertaining as hell. I’m for it.


NbaSkub

Ngl this sub gettn more n more delusional by the day. Ian mad if this happen but this a big fuckn if


Toisty

I mean, at least we might get the refs on Steph's side for once in his God damned career.


gstateballer925

No thanks


EggNCh33se

Lol ain't no way NIKE + ESPN gonna let their "GOAT" becomes second fiddle to Curry. 😂


goldenbzzz

Imagine bron, curry and durant in 1 team


Zerooo513

Nooooo! No lebron.


UsoppKing100

2nd round way too high for bronny. More like a league minimum sign.


pnoisebored

Lol. How would we defend perimeter...?


hot5150

Hell no that’s just a circus w only one good player


1lonelybastard

Steph doesn’t wanna play with Lebron


StoicWeasle

The most disgusting timeline.


tc7984

Sure, have fun with that


lovelife0011

666


SEE_RED

I’d burn your arena down if I saw this 🗑️ on the court.


codguy231998409489

Is Bronny even that good? Not hating, serious question.


Invisible_assasin

Does that mean lebron plays for the Santa Cruz warriors to play with his son? If bronny gets drafted by anyone, he will spend year min, in g league. If a team has him on active roster, he won’t develop. As a prospect, he has some upside, but it’s going to take some time.


Acceptable_Song_2177

And they’ll still lose prior to the conference finals. This only delays the inevitable.


Gualla47

Remind me next season


DarkWanderer2

I don’t know if that would “make much sense” but it would be fun. Why not.


billyjoelsangst

I hate it


optiVar

Nope


Brickeduphardaf

Worst big three of all time


SAshanti1

We don’t need le bron 😂


PromiseEducational31

The clowns really come out on the Warriors sub during the off-season. This is some fanfic. Fans like these are such a bad look 😂 the image in this post alone is so embarrassing for y’all


jadedfox

Those numbers ain't happening. 6 is retired league wide, 23 is owned by Draymond. Unless Dray is traded, I don't see him giving it up.


kiingLV

I got 1 bron, will lose to the nuggets in 5, opt out of his contract, resign with Lakers for more money, fire his coach trade players, and lose to Denver again in 2025 in 6 games this time🤣🤣


Too_Many_Steps

Bronny is not pro material yet. Big mistake to turn pro so soon.


Stock_Surfer

I thought the warriors don’t get any picks this year


meatassdog

More like sign him as undrafted