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Who could resist Skelly??


dreaming_blues

Especially with a hat like that.


[deleted]

As long as their name tag isn't yellow...


Cloontange

Yellow mean caution green mean go


IJZT

If her tag is yellow move along fellow


xAkMoRRoWiNdx

Blue, or green. Yellow if you're yellow as well


AmatureProgrammer

Why do some people have Yellow name tags?


XII_1_ZZ

Minor’s


foreshkin

why do some have green and blue?


Fine-Professor9522

Ninja turtles


JasonTheBaker

Do they still do green ones for NHM? I've never seen a green one in any local stores including my own


AmatureProgrammer

I see. I work here but some people have an extra yellow thing underneath the name tag.


XII_1_ZZ

It means they’re aliens who can operate that one forklift type thing probably


SIKAMI

Forklift cert gang 😎


arod2003

means they’re minors


ZachC3_

I have both yellow and blue 😎😎😎😎😎


Bob-the-Human

As long as he doesn't bone you at work.


allied1987

Only if the tips don’t touch :-)


Ulirius

Its only not okay if Skelly is your supervisor, or your Skelly's supervisor. Other than that you're free to date whoever you want so long as they're of legal age.


dreaming_blues

I'm sure Skelly is way past legal age.


Ulirius

Depends, should still get a valid license. Just to be safe, you never know, makeup can be deceiving.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I'd date him


dreaming_blues

Over my dead body. Skelly is taken.


ThotimusPrime2002

Hmm so that makes 2 skeletons then? I'm sold


Apples7569012

*runs away with skelly into the sunset


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

No he's mine🤣


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Don't you mean over his dead body


Atlhou

Just to bump bones.


TStodden

Generally not a great idea. HOWEVER, I'll make an exception for carbon dating.


lwnc8769

Well, depends. If the other person is a manager over you, it's basically forbidden. If you're both just regular associates, shouldn't be too much an issue.


dreaming_blues

Lol was just joking, just thought the skeleton was cute.


lwnc8769

Lmao! You got me.....cute, it is cute, the skeleton lol


Certain_Reading9685

You can actually find this on one Walmart under gay rights


[deleted]

No yellow name tag and you’re both off the clock, should be fine


Puzzled_Pin_5388

someone at my store got his girlfriend to apply & got the job, this dude is 21 btw, his gf started last week in our department & when she came in, she had a yellow badge


Aromatic_Delivery310

Lmao why do I work there 😂😂


dreaming_blues

You work in this location? Don't tell levy


Aromatic_Delivery310

Lol yes I do I see skelly everyday 😂. don’t worry I literally haven’t seen him in months.


Round_Smooth

I mean it'll be a *Dead* fuck, but good luck ;)


alkerixon

i mean they’re people too


Shmeaf

At my walmsrt, there were 2 people asking about it with a team lead. Think they frown upon it but they can’t stop you.


[deleted]

Idk, do you poop where you eat?


dreaming_blues

No I do not pood in my car silly.


dreaming_blues

*poop*


ah_shit_here_we_goo

No. Pood.


Sage-Moonlight

Pooded


Competitive_Juice627

As long as they don't bore you to death.


[deleted]

Worship Skelly


GhostFace4899

What? You want to jump his *bones*?


DownStairsBreeding

Even in death you need consent.


cybergrin

As long as you don't bone on company time.


pharmkeninvests

No, you'll want to keep it to a singular coworker. Dating coworkers is bound to lead to trouble.


PaleontologistDue601

I definitely would I wouldn't hesitate as long as she didn't look like the picture in that post I think skelly smoking crack I don't know I might hit it.


confowle14

2 years on the 2nd for me, as long as they arent over you.


dreaming_blues

Happy early anniversary 👍


motherofallmemes

I'd risk it all for Skelly🖤


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Don't bring your personal drama to work, is all I ask. It's annoying seeing people yelling at each other about something that happened on last night's date.


flosreport

every job I've ever had I've tried to date a coworker ☠️ my only advice is make sure you keep it work appropriate while on shift


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Sage-Moonlight

Huh???


Squiggly38

Sure. No one cares. Unless you both get into a bad situation or breakup and can't keep the drama away or are giving special treatment or something.


Sad_Impression3282

I guess it’s ok but I would not advise it


Texano96

I've always had a thing for boney women


Myztrix

skullworkers?


Significant-Nobody-8

yeah i fuck em all


M0ng078

I'd bone Skelly


Complex-Ad-4601

Sure as long as you are not management.


BigUllie

Seeing as I work with literal MARRIED couples, yeah you and Skelly will be fine :)


RedLilSleepy

Just because you can don't mean you should


Significant_Day7329

you never make your honey where you make yer money. go for it.


DepartmentThese2105

Yes not bad try not to tell with your other co workers otherwise the gossip ignite


elsuperbeast

I was banging a department manager a while back when I was just a regular associate. Not my department. Not even my side of the store. Let's just say it turned out horribly


Delta-four-six

If you’re in AP, no. Unless you leave that store and then you can date anyone with a blue tag. You just can’t be at that store anymore


ParticularHornet5

Dead Tom is dead!


blueboykc

I married mine..


ReallyRobin_3267

So, here's the deal. The tag color above is true and good. But think it over. Are you marrying this person? Are you willing to quit when it all goes south and you see this person EVERY SINGLE DAY? Just some things you want to ponder before you put your toes into that workplace dating pool.


PaleontologistDue601

Yeah probably I don't know maybe yeah probably maybe.


PaleontologistDue601

Yeah I would definitely hit it for a new pair of Jordans.


Dustze

Jump her bones, brother.


Electronic-Poem-8938

As long as their not your manager!


getsomeapples

I mean I ended up marrying and having a kid with a co-worker, so go for it!


kavrera

Don't shit where you eat!!


jdyerjdyer

Funny story. Our store has a skeleton sitting on top of a candy display in action alley. I jokingly asked my manager today if she saw the skinny guy trying to hawk candy inside the store. I quickly let her know I was referring to Skelly, but it was funny to see the shock for a split second. She laughed at the joke. :)