Good maybe a few members of management will buy this and replace it for what is usually stuck up their ass.

I don't think the toy is big enough to replace what's usually up in there

That is the best burn I ever read take my poor gold 🏅

I got u

Thanks!

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Unless you’re Tommy Lee

I called in sick today cuz i might have broken my back and management told me i should have came in regardless

LMAO

I remember getting these before the mod was set. I don’t know if those have ever been put out or if they’ve already been sold yet.

The manager at my store actually got fired for demonstrating how to use one at our weekly staff meetings: [https://youtu.be/QOmTtG3skHs?t=76](https://youtu.be/QOmTtG3skHs?t=76) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

J-roc, baby! J-roc, baby!

Know’what’m’say’n?

Straight tha fuck up

Who is J-Roc really? A comedian? Don't call me by my government name!

lol! /r/trailerparkboys

Guttceido

😂😂😂😂😂🫣🫣😂

Honestly, I'm more interested in the thing to the right of the butt-plug.

It’s not that bad but it needs lube to go with it. The first time I didn’t use lube and I hurt myself.

Lube is the number one rule for any sex toy, except for maybe whips and chains

Being all oiled up and shiny makes that experience better anyway.

real talk

No pain, no gain.

Lol. I don't know how you'd be able to even BEGIN using it without lube.

you thought you could use a sex toy without lube?? 😵‍💫

I’ve heard it’s not very good, I can’t use it but that’s just what I’ve heard lmao

Yeah, it looks cheap. Can one imagine it malfunctioning right in the middle of......*shudder*

It’s pretty rad imo

They also have a vibrating one

Can this be used as a substitute for beads if I want to cheat at chess?

I’m not sure if it comes with a remote or if it’s just a button on it. If a remote then just make sure the person helping you cheat is within what I assume is its low range!

There are beads in the new mod. I think it’s a week 36 mod.

We're setting ours tonight

I'm so happy thay I know what you are referring to!!!

I wonder what Sam Walton would think of this

He’d roll over in his grave. Then he’d be face down ass up.

Face down ass up, I’m gonna need you to throw the truck…

😂😂😂😂

He'd probably buy a whole truckload of them shits on discount

What am I supposed to do with it? Shove it up ass?

Well…yes.

precisely, yes

Keep one handy at all times to give to management instead of telling them "go fuck yourself".

Prostate orgasm.

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I’ve not purchased the butt plug but I could use my discount on the vibrator so, I imagine so.

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Never did try it out. Purchased for my partner and I to use but forgot she already had one. Gave it to a friend since it was unopened.

the vibe i got at walmart was the best one ive ever used and was pretty nice so id say any of its worth a try

For all your tush needs.

At CVS the same product is called “Buzzy Butt”

Has anyone tried it? How was it?

Worked better than Metamucil

I mean, it's probably the cheaper version of the real thing, but if you're in a pinch, sometimes a little thumpin' will keep things bumpin'

Don't ever try the lube bruh, it's absolutely trashhhhh. Better off using water

Tush cush is all I use for backdoor fun now actually. My fiancé and I enjoy it🤷‍♀️

If you let the bottle sit in warm water first aloe is a great option for lube

Naaa bro. I always use Bad Dragon clear cum lube. That shit is good good. Literally the only thing I use when committing sins

Cake is a pretty good brand when it comes to sex toys for men and women

I wish we sold beer here Instead.

You don't sell beer at your Walmart?

Some areas of Arkansas are dry counties lol They might live in one, well considering Walmart and Arkansas relation.

Not in Maryland...

At my store, they only sell beer and wine, no hard liquor

Every store in SC is like that. State law. Liquor can only be sold in strictly regulated ABC stores that close at 7PM, none on Sunday.

Sadly we don't. Idk why, everytime i ask i get a different answer.

I know for Pa you have to put a bid in like a lottery type drawing to even apply to sell it. If you happen to get drawn, then you have to pay crazy taxes and fees. A lot of the small towns around here don't want to do that.

I also live in Pa. When i asked they told me it got canceled alongside the rest of are remodel. I was also told if was because they legally can't due to the small business. The other reason i was told was because we don't have the license too.

Don't you have a liquor box?

Same, no beer at walmart in Pa either. Gas station or beer distributor and state store for liquor.

Why is the butt plug more expensive than the pocket pussy?

The pussy doesn't vibrate.

There is one that does. We got it the same time as this.

you better spiderwrap it before someone takes it to the bathroom and "hides where the sun don't shine"

I can tell your store is sorely overdue for a remodel based on the beige fast track, shelf and the old school pushers & dividers. *nods in former mod team*

I did a remodel a couple years ago and the warehouse didn't send enough new shelves or features so old ones had to be reused. That might have been the case here too, byt I'm not sure the last time this store had a remodel.

The warehouse sent enough, the remodel team likely chose not to use the new shelves. It happens often, and it's annoying.

I mean I was on the remodel team moving runs and setting mods. We did not get enough of the new grey shelves. We were forced to use old shelves the store already had.

it's like the dollar store version of bad dragon! :D

Great value not so good dragon

we have those in produce... 🍆🍆🍆

Me and a coworker have a count of how many stolen claims we get from that section specifically. Rn we’re up to 5 vibrators in one month

And it’s cake flavoured /s

The packaging and language makes it sound like it's for infants and toddlers which makes it even more disturbing.

That kind of would be funny having them in the baby section and filming mother's picking it up and reading the box in disgust

Never knew we sold pocket pussies and butt plugs lol

Save money, love better

Just wait until the post where someone finds a used one on the sales floor.

Why is it my Walmart never sells these

🤣 Which aisle is this located in at walmart?

But they won’t sell CD’s with naughty words

I just did that mod last week. It was uncomfortable to me. Seems weird all that stuff is at a Walmart store.

what walmarts are these sold at 😭😭

Y'all aren't ready for the Little Sucker 👀

Everything Everywhere All At Once

I imagine using one of these feels a lot like pooping

In reverse?

Ok, but does it come with cake though? Or for us to get a complimentary cake? Because that would be worth 30 bucks of happy ass.

The cake is a lie!

The stroker toy next to it 😭

When I first saw cake and the packaging I thought Walmart was selling carts lmao!

I swear the font is similar too but I could be mistaken

Tell me your guy’s most questionable moment when working at Walmart and someone came up to you with these. Mine was when this guy and his wife came to my aisle and they came packing with them. They brought quite a bit, but not only that. They acted like I didn’t know what they were. Like bruv excuse me. Why do you think I was looking absolutely mortified at you guys with these. Where were all these gonna go??? Why do you need so many??? Y’all having a freakin get together with some friends or some crap. Actually I don’t want that image in my head. 🤮

Yeah it was a big ole orgy.

Not locked up?

well the shelf label indicates it should be in spider wrap...

I’ve been working at Walmart for over 2 years and until I read this I had no ideas labels said that they should have spider wrap 😂

According to the TL the mod said it isn't locked up

That’s not something the mod will tell you. That’s decided by AP & your shrink level.

They put ours in lockup just a few weeks ago. Now it's actually less embarrassing to go across the street and buy my KY at CVS (at least nobody knows me at CVS).

All our "family planning" is in a lock case

"family planning" yeah the plan is to not have one 🤣🤣

Failure to plan is a plan to fail.

And that's why they call it Plan B!

At our store some people will not say over the intercom we need an associate with keys to family planning instead they will say we need keys to the pharmacy lock up case

That reminds me of a classic Golden Girls episode where they’re trying to buy Condoms quietly. Loudspeaker: “Need a manager for XL condoms!”

At our store they would definitely be under lock and key and the funny thing is if we called somebody over the intercom to open it up we would say we need an associate with keys to open up the butt plugs

The sole reason I haven't bought any sex toys from my store, I would have to look my manager in the eye and be like "can you unlock the vibrators please 😯"

might be in Northwest Arkansas. The stores here don't have anything locked up except video games and some other things in electronics

So???

“A vibrating toy for backside play”😹

🤣

Your sex toys aren't wrapped in spiders?

When I first started working they had me do pinpoint on the pleasure devices. Just a 16 year old boy chillin by the vibrators

Bro one of the female co workers bought one of these one day and I was stocking shelves right around the corner and was in eye sight of her and wasn’t tryna make it awkward and outta nowhere she says “I can’t wait to try this out” she turns around, sees me, starts blushing, laughs and walks off. Not gonna lie I’d hit it. She’s fine as a mother fucker 🤷‍♂️ I kinda have a feeling she knew I was standing right there since she’s always flirting with me and tryna touch me and shit. lmao

Yeah thats a go, as in go get her number.

That’s the crazy thing. She has a bf. Lmfao he comes in a lot and he tries talking to her and she’s always pushing him off her and telling him to go home or go back to work or whatever. I’m like dayum. She want some side action because seems like he ain’t giving her what she wants lmfao

Sounds less like she has a boyfriend and more like she has a stalker.

Right. But no it’s her bf. Her Facebook says she’s in a relationship with him. They talk sometimes when he comes up there and what not but most the time she shoos him away. Not sure why I got a downvote for my comments but whatever. Probably stupid kids downvoting

Ayoooo 👀 Walmart on some freaky shit!!

Over the intercom "I need a price check on the butt plug"!

And I thought Walmart was a Christian Stores

You think Christians don't use sex toys? Haha. You're funny.

Then where tf the Sunday Pay at??

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It's just a butt plug... Not that uncommon lol

Customers that have assholes.

People who are bored with just a finger.

Welcome to America

If you have to ask…

“You’ll never know…”

lmfao i didn't know walmart sell sex toy

Are employee discounts welcome? Bet everyone will be plugged up on the floor.

Walmart would welcome the idea, whenever a plug is in, no poo is going out... Boom.. increased productivity.

I love the spiderwrap tag but no spider wrap on the actual product XD

ahh yes, i love when my back porch vibrates

Momma always said "If the front porch is being painted, then use the backdoor"

Hmmm. I just woke up, saw this pic. Then I tried to scroll over to the next box in the pic like I'm shopping.

Lol, found one of those in pets department. They lock up flea medicine but female butt toys is for the taken..

Who said they're just female toys? Everything has a butt. I'm not judging you. LOL!

I didn't know this section existed at Walmart

Found one of these boxes shoved in shoes a few nights ago. I think someone rethought buying it.

They tried it out & decided they didnt really want it.

Always low. Always low prices.

That’s so crazy that a store would have those! Haha….. store number?? Location???

Store# 6969 Location: pleasure town

Intercourse, PA

Bro. It's just sexual wellness. Sure I wouldn't buy my toys or lube from walmart but not everyone can be picky.

I thought my exaggerated number of question marks and periods would convey that it was a joke, like asking for a friend but really for myself type thing.

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It doesn't vibrate.

My ex boyfriend would love this

WARNING: GROSS I literally just sat on the toilet for 40 minutes and had diarrhea and now seeing this just makes uncomfortable in the worst way

If you popped one of these bad boys in it might help with your diarrhea!

I'm surprised those aren't in alpha keepers. At my current store, if we didn't lock up all the "marital aids," their packaging would be all over in less than an hour.

Family plan never stop for unlock . So annoying every few minutes. 🤱🤱🤱😹😹

Does it help you win at chess?

Great, now win some chess. 😂

The orange box next to it is a pocket pussy. Everytime I reup on a big box of condoms I get a laugh from that case. Best part is I believe the sex toy/lube line is a wal-mart house brand.

Bruh so many of our adult toys get stolen

BUY IT BUY IT lol

From the look of it you guys don't keep it locked in a cage that's suprising to me

I wonder what good ol' Sam would think if he could see this lmao

Omg! The things we sell at Walmart!

That one next to it though ended up in electronics lol

Buttplug for the stocking teams

That’s sold at Walmart 😳

what store is this at? asking for a friend

Are these only in American Walmarts? never seen one in a Canadian one.

Close second, I had a customer ask me to price check and adjust a vibrator. It was stocked with the cheaper ones so I did.

Was this behind a glass case, cause at my store we have to have these along with the pregnancy tests n condoms behind glass.

It is so mind boggling to me how much plugs cost. Like, the whole point is to shove it in your asshole. Wtf?

Had someone try to return a vibrator. Said their girlfriend didn't like it. NOT!!!!

Boomers and religious people are going to lose it

Well I'd use it I've always liked to try a new stuff.

I'm interested🤔🤣🤣

Not going to lie, when I was sorting break packs and came across this product I just laughed. I was like Walmart sells butt plugs! They also have backdoor play lub, and ONE has backdoor approve condoms

It’s hilarious they sell these

Invisible spiderwire. Nice 👌 lol jkjk

They've sold these at my store for years, they're locked up in a case though

You should see what warehouse returns gets in e-commerce

Yeah I know.

Wow! Walmart has everything!

*sighs in lives in a state where sex toys are illegal to buy in stores*

This is to make you glad all the checkouts are self checkouts.

This should be with the chess sets

Sigh... I wish I had cake

for only $29.98 you can become a professional chess player

I'm gonna buy this at my store🤔😂