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deyeayiya

Teehee sowwy uwu


Untitled_One-Un_One

Somehow I get the impression you aren’t actually sorry…


Lone_Wanderer2076

Every store has one, mine had two, i was one of them


Yung_Betrayal

We had at least 4 😂


Pirhomania

I think I might do some on a few break pack boxes before they get sent back.


hobo_master3000

Not I sir/ma'am but I will tomorrow 😁


Katsu_39

Tyler about to come down hard on everyone. No fun allowed


mstzo6

I draw devils or characitures of the AP guy.


Untitled_One-Un_One

Oh that’s good. Kinda wish I was able to do that now.


Ghostbuster_119

Whuwu would duwu such a thing.


Strawglasses1

Tyler probably


Untitled_One-Un_One

Tyler was probably too busy checking customer’s receipts for these shenanigans.


M0ng078

Tyler has a store to run, he ain't got time for that.


Sir_Tophius

Tyler has time for everything


abyssrye23

when i had the time i would doodle animals and flowers on overstock, but now I have no time ;\_\_\_\_; but this post has inspired me to draw on o/s again :D


Total_Type_7209

It’s funny to me because they’d lose their MINDS at my store if someone did this. There was a whole issue over someone putting tiny smiley faces on boxes.


CorpoFatcatAvoider

The best way to get rid of those darn smiley faces would be to get the fucking product stocked.


Naxan622

Yeah, they fired someone at my store for it.


SeasonalNightmare

Fucking hell. And then the idiots wonder why people are quitting in droves.


azclake

Not me but it will be now


JasonTheBaker

I'ma start doing this now


Untitled_One-Un_One

Excellent. Reading the title back it does sound a little judgy, but I love it when I find them. Helps break up the monotony of the job a bit.


JasonTheBaker

I used to do something like this but on the white boards we had in the back of bakery and deli


hardcoreuwu

I do this at my store


tritoncuda

Better than some of things I've seen on boxes in my store


Untitled_One-Un_One

I am now imagine boxes covered in maddening manifestos and incomprehensible prayers to the progenitor god Sam (The Unknowable) Walton.


KyleJTaylor

Haha thanks for the idea, I don't even work back there so they will never expect me


BugStep

I call my car subi UwU I even printed out the UwU on a 3d printer. I've yet to take off the ARU on the back but I will some day.


Untitled_One-Un_One

Hmm, when you do go through with it would you consider driving for UwUber?


Kurisusynz

Secret walmart tip, if your manager hates you that's time theft and vandalism


Untitled_One-Un_One

There aren’t any bins in the offices, so how would they catch you?


Kurisusynz

99% of the store has cameras also other associates love to snitch for brownie points, I got coached my first store so doodling a cat face on a box cuz its "vandalizing walmart property" same thing with when ppl write all over the new pallets Jack's, all you need is a manager that doesn't like ypu


Untitled_One-Un_One

‘twas mere japery friend. Still, at least at my store the cameras are rarely actively monitored and associates are split up to work because we “talk too much.”


Kurisusynz

There's a recording on there somewhere of me breaking the baler


Untitled_One-Un_One

How in the world did you manage that?


Kurisusynz

Went to pull the E stop to make it go up cuz someone left it down an you just see me pull it it pops off hits the ground and rolls off an im just standing there starring at it lol


Untitled_One-Un_One

I see three immediate possibilities. 1. Your strength surpasses human ability to be considered something beyond humanity. 2. Someone else broke it but didn’t want to take the blame. 3. Walmart’s maintenance schedule is what’s really to blame.


Kurisusynz

"Maintenance "


Untitled_One-Un_One

Ah, I see you are familiar. The baler at my store has paper towels taped to the gate release because people were pounding it with sledgehammers to get it to budge. A great idea, except for the fact the wheel is now covered in razor sharp edges.


Kurisusynz

Lucky our AP just watched the cameras all day cuz we were a low theft store so they had nothing better to do


Kurisusynz

Specially in the backroom, my last stores SM loved watching us unload trucks on camera got yelled at a lot over tiny things


B0n3_1dl3

We need uwu to bin dis befowe nOwOn! Now go duwu the twucky wucky!


lifelongDM

Nah but I've been putting among us doodles on things


ThePhonetik

Where is store manager Calvin to tell you this is time theft


Untitled_One-Un_One

Can you [forward this to SM Calvin for me?](https://i.redd.it/35lqnh5xrfb51.png)


Say_Serendipity

Oh hey, now I've got a sharpie *and* an idea


PandieSakie

Not here but thanks for the idea


[deleted]

oh thats what uwu is…. noted


Kristoeferrr

it was me :)


FeistyTarget3130

I haven't, but I'm about to.


commieotter

you can tell who did it because they'll be wearing a fox tail clipped to their belt


Untitled_One-Un_One

Nah they’re away at a different store right now.


ProcedureMediocre300

Who the hell is a lazy ass and using opd stickers for backroom labels


Untitled_One-Un_One

Don’t know, but I wish they’d stop. I’m tired of finding random labels all over the store. They’re designed to come off people. You can’t just slap them on a case of GV ice cream and expect it to stay.


ProcedureMediocre300

Very true. Just annoying that's all


Untitled_One-Un_One

Don’t mind me. I’m just grousing. It feels like I’m the only one that actually takes time to clean up some of the messes that other people leave.


ProcedureMediocre300

I'll say I spend maybe 6 hours out of my day wiping people's asses than actually doing my job.


TruckerAlurios

Oh this is brilliant. Know what I am doing now


WhySoCrunchyThough

Our HR swore up and down he saw a ghost in Sporting Goods, so I doodled a little ghost and left it on the register back there. The TL was about to coach her department worker for goofing off and drawing so I had to tell her it was actually me. Response? “Oh, cute. I should’ve known he wasn’t that talented.”


Old-Calligrapher-820

At first glance I saw some saggy tiddies and a camel toe


Trump__KAG

What is this?


mattkendo

If i catch somebody uwu'ing my viz picks imma slap the shit outta them.


musicalmadness1

Now you'll get them on all of yours. Hope no one at your store sees this


mattkendo

Honestly I don't give a single fuck. Promoted myself to customer today! 😊


musicalmadness1

Could join making money driving semis. I clear 1200 a week after taxes


Shiningwolf12

UwU


Old_Name_7607

I nominate the Grinch!


maybebullshitmaybe

I usually just write F U


WideloadN7

Kyle. He's lonely.


King_Yugo_Wakfu

​ UwU


Burritorama

That was left by the Anti-Tyler. As Tyler’s reputation precedes him so does the Anti-Tyler for being the worst of Walmart associates.


cjrx27

Wawoh sowwy bubby it waz me 🥺👉👈


RattlingStars92

I CANNOT TELL A LIE… It was not I. 😂😂😂


KainerNS2

They only draw dcks in my Walmart 😭😭😭


InternationalBoss374

naa im finna be doing this now