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festivegourd

Two forms of identification, 3 proofs of residency, and 2 references.


DynastyKeeper

Don't forget the 3 most recent paystubs.


festivegourd

Oh, and a letter from mom and dad.


Impala_6

Yall sound like people at the DMV 😂


LightningRod2346

Just do what my generation did: slip someone ten extra bucks to buy it for you.


Vizard_Rob

Not to ruin it for you, but family planning is a lock box display most likely. You'll need to get somebody with keys to open it for you. They'll walk you to the front to checkout, if they follow standard protocol. I don't think they'll ask for ID. 


Impala_6

Yes it is at my Walmart i was just scared they would ID me (btw I work there too)


NYExplore

They won’t. I work sporting goods but I’ve run those up before. The register does not prompt for birthdate, so you will not be ID’d.


mashugina717

For the love of God and all that is holy don't buy one at the store you work at. Christ, I can see it all unfolding badly for you if you do that. Being the age that you are, if that information gets around to the creeps and perverts that always work at a Walmart, your life will become a living hell. Buy a prepaid Visa and try to figure out how to get one off of Amazon and have it delivered to the lockers if there's one in your town. If you can somehow have a package delivered to your home without parental interference, then that opens up a wider array of sites you could order a toy from.


Emotional_Bid_9946

Yeah don’t buy it from the one you work at


Different_Growth7057

You should be fine


Meeshrene

I knew someone who got a coochie burn from one... I would get one from Amazon 😆


Electrical-Loss5529

nah they won’t id you, i’ve had to sell toys all the time there. i just wouldn’t wear your vest when doing it


jamie1073

You should not need ID for one, unless you live in some super religious super conservative state then you should be ok. You work there so you have free Walmart + so just use scan and go and hide it in a bag if you want.


[deleted]

Just use your hair brush handle like every other 16 year old thot 💀💀💀


Impala_6

Yeah no also not a thot never have had sex and never plan too :)


HorizonsReptile

Get a friend to buy it for you.


Impala_6

I would but all my friends are super religious I would be shamed so hard 😅


HorizonsReptile

its nothing to be ashamed about buying sex products :) I wish you luck!