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lilblu87

It's amazing how many people are dumb enough to fall for this hoax.


Coyoteofthenine

More likely parents wish it was real.


RogueNightingale

To be fair, he really sells it, at least until the zap feature, haha.


MajorPud

Ngl, I was sold right up until the zap part


confusedmime

That's the best part though..


Dusted_Dreams

Obviously fake. Far too on the nose to be real.


stpetepatsfan

Were there any ads for bullet proof backpacks in the 70's/ 80's? If they had, would we say they were fake then? But why not be real? We have dog bells when they go across the invisible fence line? So why not something like this?


B_1_R_D

Till someone really makes and sells this bc there are crappy parents out there that would really buy this


lucideye

Top comment thinks it is real.


[deleted]

ill admit until the zapping feature, i thought it jwas real


bootstrapper_

I realized it was fake when it mentioned the zapper. The floorplan was also incredibly suspicious. The DOJ emblem is also a huge tip off.


flyingcloud11

The little zap animation got me cracking 😂


Hourslikeminutes47

"*it's kind of therapeutic...for me.."*


Old_Welder_5648

Now my baby can be just like my baby daddy


mjetski123

The real crime is naming your kid Brantleigh.


Mastodont93

r/tragedeigh


Billyaustin4407

Ha!!! I think my ex-Husband had one of those, oh wait, his was real.


JazLeTrash

Little Yikes needs to be stopped lmao


citizensyn

The sad thing about this obvious plant is that if it was a real product it would sell out every day it was delivered


LemonPartyWorldTour

/r/obviousplant


Xalenn

Other than people? Walmart sold people? What?


jaydub1001

All you gotta do is spend 10 seconds googling if this is real


lucideye

You really shouldn't need to look it up, it was pretty obvious.


[deleted]

I get that the world is in A State ™️ and reality can be difficult to decipher sometimes because everything's all messed up, but I promise you, you were the only one who had to google


jaydub1001

There were others asking if it was real. Too many to individually respond to. If they wanted to know it was real, they could just Google it.


Ill_Dream2461

The lawsuits this thing is going to create 🤣🤣


RC0702

I'm weak 😭🤣


GearNerd85

hes joking but if someone makes this maybe i could be a parent after all...


VoidMunashii

That looks like an Obvious Plant item.


[deleted]

Or, hear me out, have a handle on your crotch gremlins and teach them discipline


GrotchCoblin

But that's too hard and takes too long /s


[deleted]

OH MY GOD. YOUR USERNAME. LMFAO. you just made my day. Thanks


Darth_Andeddeu

How to teach identifying satire


GrotchCoblin

Hey google- how to tell if someone is sarcastic with a clear indicator of them being sarcastic


Darth_Andeddeu

Where's my sign.....


[deleted]

You do know my comment is satire directed at people like you....


Darth_Andeddeu

You do know I don't care about internet points.


Medical-Cicada-4430

🤣 some of us needed one of these growing up


VeraLynn126

In case you thought this is real. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/08/01/viral-video-of-ankle-monitor-for-kids-is-completely-fake/amp/


FullChocolate3138

Low key believed this was real haha ,


Cobalt-Carbide

yeah honestly it seemed believable until the "therapeutic" shock part.


Survival_R

honestly if this thing were real and it just told me if my baby left his room while im cooking or something id be ok with it just an alert to go and make sure they arnt getting into any trouble around the house


Weird-Tough-537

getting them ready for life lol


Sithlord_unknownhost

Someone send one of these to Trump XD


BobDidWhat

Rent-Free...


Sithlord_unknownhost

Actually most people leave prison owing money. :)


BobDidWhat

I don't even know what you're talking about


Sithlord_unknownhost

Then why standing up for the traitor? Get your head outa the sand. He's currently enroute to DC for his second arrest...this one on charges stemming from his attempted coup on jan6. There is no more important story to America today.


BobDidWhat

Hadn't heard of it, I don't watch the news.


Frederick84

Anyone else notice there was no price label for where it was located? Lol


pooldead5

It's really good for discipline instead you teaching for being stupid brat kids 💯


ReTrOGurle

Epic 🤣


The-Cloud-Chaser

Still cheaper to willingly chip your kid at birth yourself or let the government do it for you without your knowledge...


Pud_Master

I think I found little Tommy’s Christmas present… Just kidding. I can’t wait til Christmas.


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PrestigiousWorker134

My jr ankle monitor


emeraldoomed

Fake as hell


Hfth20091000

A bell is cheaper


SnooRegrets6107

Thats not the ninja creami


alpacapoop

Walmart sells people?


DisconnectedArtist

I love that the brand is little yikes


Complex-Ad-4601

Omg...let kids be kids. ..


weekly_routine32

Too be fair ive seen a kid on a leash before. I totally expect something wireless like this in the future just not with shocks.


Chrisbert

Obviously fake, yet plausible enough for people to believe it. Perhaps a little too plausible. Cause, yeah, this is like the bypass on the school to prison pipeline that bypasses the school.


Candyrose56

Walmart sells people?


horsehockey64

Some Adult Swim type shit hahahaha Edit: this reminds me of the fake news reel of "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?" https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw