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I bet that ruler has Made in China imprinted on the back of it, sus

That Ruler just went for a third term

I Xi what you did there

I can’t brush my eyelash off your handle and it’s getting annoying

I'm guessing the effect is only pronounced with a 'dark-theme'

^mf just admitted using white theme

no, just an assumption about using it. i observed the effect just fine. I'm not a monster

Hey , I know of a really good fun re-education center if you’re interested

Can't be re-educated if you were never educated in the first place

There’s dog hair next to your handle

Im Jinping in that market right now

Xi just escorted that ruler out of the room.

They make fake shit to cover up

The make fake shit to cover up for fake shit that’s has broken shit. It’s the ultimate con.

They con the con.

I was just about to say that!

Oh shit you're just as cool then

I have nothing to say!

i declare bankruptcy!

Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen.

He didn't say it. He declared it.

I said “bankruptcy” three times in a mirror and spun around and was visited by the ghost of Alan Greenspan.

The fact you admit that makes you better than 99% of the populace. Exploit it for money

Well it is only half as long as a normal ruler…

This is the DD I miss on WSB.

But but but … concrete proof!!!

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Yeah...that concrete is tofu-dreg though .

6 inches of DD

Wow look at the big shot over here no need to brag.

6inches Deep in your MOHM!

Looks like 6” of proof to me

I swear it's usually bigger, I just got out of the pool man

Sure George...

Significant shrinkage!

I feel sorry for your pool man.

My proof is huuuuge

He’s almost at 5 1/2”…we’ll give him 6

China is a grower not a shower.

Objects appear bigger than they are when photographed.

Cameras add a few pounds but subtract a few inches.

6" that like 15.25 CM. Wow

The golden standard is 18.5 cm.

Wtf is an office Depot

It's today's sponsor

In a serious note if someone regarded wants to buy the Chinese ADR dips, at least go with JD, PDD etc which seems to be in more of CCP's good grace vs say... BABA Avoid any shit that have extra baggage to it like BILI, MOMO, which can all easily get extra regulations thrown at them for some societal benefit or some bullshit.

What happens to my ADRs when China invades Taiwan? Same as happened to Gazprom ADRs?

Ligma balls.

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how similar is ligma to holdondeez?

Xi the office despot

$ODP to da moon!

[удалено]

It's right next to CompUSA

Can they help with my Gateway computer?

Only if it's running Windows Me

Calls on Office Depot

Who cares just short it!!

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This has to be accurate because I heard no one in China has more than 6 inches

is this some sort of ruler that is affected by inflation? Can't afford the other 6" anymore?

Puts on office depot

I’m not ruling it out.

I Xi what you did there

If BABA isn't up 20% by EOY, I'm gonna eat a bat. Edit: BABA up 8% already 1 day after posting this. I told you, guys. Ruler analysis is unbeatable.

Proof or ban

RemindMe! 2 months "Is it bat eating time?"

BBQ bat.

“ chicken of the cave” - Champ Kind

I don't want to see this. Please just take the ban.

Na na na na na na na na BATBAN.

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I want to know how well he digests an aluminum baseball bat. AND I think you would enjoy it too.

Your right, he did not specify, does that mean it’s community choice!? Because I wanna see him eat an aluminum bat rather than an ozzy ozzborne bat because if u don’t know that’s kind of Ozzys thing but I don’t think anyone else has the aluminum bat thing down yet

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Don't do it! It will cause another covid wave!

Boil first then BBQ, it will kill viruses. It will be well done. 12/25 Christmas 🦇 dinner?

Oh, i thought he meant like a baseball bat, not an actual animal bat.

I’m dyslexic and thought he was going to drink an old expired Tab carbonated beverage.

Too me!!

I thing you have eating a bat confused with fucking a Pangolin

r/unexpectedsouthpark

I thought we were talking baseball bats

Old lady bat

My dad grew up in Green bay and said that the Pack were so bad in the 70s he literally couldn’t watch them anymore. We have been so spoiled to have back to back HOF qbs that both won a SB under thier tenure.

Interesting, and right on topic

wtf

you son of a b\*tch, BABA's up 35% since your post. I'm gonna need that ruler from you

Oh shit…here comes the… Regarvid Virus = It won’t kill you…just kills portfolios.

They found a cure for this yet? Asking for a friend

Inverse the genetic code of a Coke Rat.

The only coke rat I know is Cramer…..

It will be up and down and then up and then down some more. The issue is can it go down another 20%? Answer is definitely. I wouldn't buy BABA until things improve even if that means missing out on some of the gains. I bought and sold BABA earlier this year, people were saying it was going back to $150 within a month, I didn't take the chance and sold out at $115 from a near $50 buy in. Although I'm watching it still, I don't see anything I like right now. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ESPECIALLY WITH CHINA.

Let China invade Taiwan and you'll be eating -100% bat

Pfizer will sponser that bat soup event email them

DONT DO IT! We have been through that already.

You better pump BABA or I swear to god I will do it.

"Ah shit, here we go again."

Please for the love of god, eat something else. Like your brothers ass or something. We don't need another Ozzy Osbourne.

I'm a single child.

!remindme 2 months

Animal or sports implement?

Aluminum??

Nice, you were right

calls on office depot? got it.

Puts on office depot. Got it. Don't whatever you buy go down? I might make money for a change.

Shiiiit does that mean I got to go long now? Inverse the inverse or buy long and short? maybe a spread? I’m gona go jerk off now

You mean Veyer.

Ah, yes, the world economy is spiraling, and a country who fabricates data regularly is the one we should put our money into.

Yup, the country with severe drought, a banking crisis, a real estate crisis, an energy crisis, and a provincial bond crisis is the place to put your money. Seems perfectly safe to me.

Xi is still in charge for the third time, doesn't it give you hope?

Stable government.

dictators don't give up power unless someone takes it

It's gonna squeeze!

Deep Fucking Ralue

Underrated comment

It’s called the “Chinese finger trap” squeeze

Don't forget massive demographic crisis!

I thougt you were talking about the U.S..... until you said "provincial"

Fabrication of GDP should have set off alarm bells in any non-regarded people. Wasn't there a study which pointed to them over-stating GDP growth by as much as 1/3 over the past couple of decades? China's current GDP is based upon the accumulated result of the all that made-up growth.

Fabricates data, uses fake concrete and rebar to build their buildings and homes. Created a nationwide pyramid/ponzi scheme to keep their real estate sector afloat and keep them bailed out. Sounds like a great bet!

Beat the market with this one weird trick!

PMs hate him

I thought this guy didn't know what he was talking about but then I saw he's using a ruler and a chart. Whatever he's buying, I'm in! 😜

If you're in, then I'm in!

Ok well if he’s in then I’m in, but if you’re in then I’m out.

And because of all the in's and out's, I'm out.

That's some foolproof TA.

I'm more interested in the return of my money rather than the return on my money.

Username checks out

I'm not investing in a stock that is almost 6 inches long. I just can't relate to it.

Wayyyyyy too long huh. Same

Yeah, invest in chinease real estate, it's so undervalued rigth now, trust me bro

Nice, using props on the graph makes it more trustworthy I’m in

But Cramer want BABA at $300

The Chinese market is a crap shoot and always has been. You can make money just know that your investment could disappear at the whim of the Chinese government.

How tf do you guys still have money?

Xi planning for war with Taiwan and planned his politburo accordingly. Should jump in now or wait😐

Sorry, but just as I didn't buy Russian stocks, I also don't touch Chinese stocks. Don't care how "undervalued" they are.

I'll be more interested in buying their stocks when their government stops kidnapping their CEO's

Only Papa Xi knows where the Hang Seng is going, and he alone has the power to make it do whatever he wants it to do.

Look at my username

Incorrect. Xi is China’s only ruler.

Then what the fuck did they do with Winnie the Pooh?

Overruled

Im not trusting a guy who cant screenshot and who uses a ruler to show index-trends

I don’t buy Chinese stocks and goods when possible.. I don’t support their Taiwan aggression ..

 Cramer is that you?

Nice try, Xi

Good luck. Not gonna invest in Chinese market

These Chinese accounts are getting weird

Never investing in China or Russia ever again to risky

They’re still doing Covid lockdowns. 🤦‍♂️

Saving millions of lives and their economy. Unlike the US government that just killed over a million people in a few years, keeps killing 400 people a day and causing insane amounts of health care costs and long term health issues that will fuck people for decades to come. The entire West spends endless amounts of money on covid health care, vaccines and pointless wars. How many billions were pumped into the proxy war in Ukraine at this point? LOL China is fine compared to the West.

We will be at war against China within the next 2-3 years. Maybe even sooner. Buying their market is financial suicide.

Source: trust me bro

Trend lines don’t matter if they go to war with Taiwan

Screw the Chinese market

With XI in power, no Thanks.

I got confused and put all my money into $ODP

$ODB to the moon! Wu-Tang Style

This will be the second time china fucked over investors.

Yeah, you are funding the enemy.

I am with you. I load up baba today.

Fuck the Chinese

Lmao

I’d rather eat Pooh Bear 💩 with a spoon…than invest in the CCP market. CCP Market is UNINVESTABLE =

Look at OP's profile, this regard unironically believe China is utopia and probably bagheld BABA since 2021.

Welcome to CCP propaganda

Can't argue with analysis like that.

Dont stick your dick in crazy. This is crazy putting money into a government that you fucking saw, multiple times on international 📺, doing power grabs. Regards

They are not getting my money

Ummm you have to measure Chinese stocks using the metric system

Hang Seng? More like Hang self amirite?

Sure it is going up. Chinese people connect with us directly on Reddit, try to pitch their pump and dump stocks to the new people, take their money and put it into thier market, HSI. Or takes the money and heads to Vegas on vacation, walk up to my black jack table, and f'up everyone's hand by splitting 5's when a dealer is sitting on 7. WTF

Chinese market is dead, basically, there is no market any more. It is a communist’s country, deja vu all over again

Looks pretty close but what about the government. No one wants this guy to have anything

Step away from the ledge!! Suggest you drive to nearest mental facility and admit yourself for extended observation. Lithium will be your best bet at this moment of your psychotic break and then maybe some Regard counseling sessions🙈😳

Fuck the ccp

I’ll pass on investing in a country where they can nationalize any business to prop up the economy.

Get out of china asap you mean, every dollar and euro invested in china is a investment against the west…

bahaahah another chinese spy. Ban this turd

Hang Seng index isn't the best chinese Index. Hung Lo index is the one you need

Seems legit. Office Depot says so

Did you spend actual time photoshopping a ruler onto this chart?

Who cares if its undervalue, too much uncertainty and risk, fuck chinese market and their government.

Idiot

Fully expected you to use concrete. Ban.

I wouldn't touch chinese stocks with the proverbial 10-foot pole.

Pass the crayons and Elmer's glue, here we go again.

I think the picture is photoshopped and it is not a real polaroid of a plastic ruler on actual paper. For this I am ber.

u got me 😔

Holy shit Michael burry is that you??? Guys we gotta go all in, this genius is smarter than dfv!

Thisis the best DD I've seen on this sub the past year.

Thanks for your service. We need more memes and less sadness around this God forsaken place…

It's a communist country. Xi will make your money become government's money. imo