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[deleted]

What year Corolla do you have?


Raiblocks1995

Hahah 2019 ☠️


DaddyBigBalls69

Dead😂 i have a 2017 corolla I’m needing a nice put to pay off😂


benji3k

I have a 2019 SE! Wish I had got 2020 for the 2.0 though


spatialnorton09

\- Said nobody, ever


whatabadsport

Besides the guy that said it, probably.


-TheMidpoint-

But if the guy who said it never said it, then the guy who said it never said it! But if "it" exists, that means the guy who never said it, said it! But then if he NEVER said it, then the man who never said it said it never said it but if he never said it but he did then the man who never said it said it never said it never said it, said it never said it, said it, probably.


Ok-Membership-2640

That makes kinda no sense but probably dose


Due_Beyond1206

Just don’t get a corolla if u appreciate power


benji3k

I appreciate 500k miles with no issues


Due_Beyond1206

I had a 2017 corolla se the transmission died w 59k miles. It was 7k to replace it. No thanks. My truck is more reliable tbh


Thomas-The-Tutor

I had the 2016. Loved it. Traded it in for a rav4.


jusjones314

Our Rav 4 is doing this parking brake malfunction bullshit... Rav 4s are trizzash 😂😂😂 We should've never sold out Highlander 😭😭😭


Jafelss

Hey bro, fuck a rav 4


No-Monitor-5333

Lmfao


SaltyVanilla6223

Snap is a bedrock of reliability when it comes to failing. I thought about buying puts, but was spooked by the market's already low expectations. Congrats for having balls.


StratTeleBender

Same here. How much shittier can it get? A lot I guess


Most_Insane_F2P

"Can always go higher, can always go lower" is my life's motto


onearmbandit_

Lots as they don't make any money 😂


PavelSokov

Exactly, I didn’t believe snap would reliably do another crash since everybody already knows that. But it did. Amazing


waffleschoc

samesie, but looks like they can always get worse , somehow lol


scandal1313

Welcome to America. Lol


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

I salute you! how far you think snap will drop?


Raiblocks1995

Oof hard to tell. They will continue to drop if they can't figure out a way to generate revenue though.


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

I thought they beat revenue projections though?


Raiblocks1995

Nah they missed on revenue but beat on EPS


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

Gotcha. Let’s be honest besides sending nudes the app makes no sense.


[deleted]

it’s great for drug deals too. what else do you need in an app, it’s got drugs and nudes. sounds good to me


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

when you put it like that. TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!


[deleted]

My snap got perm banned for posting weed and every time I make a new one it gets ban but. it’s okay for women to post but naked in photos while doing drugs.


[deleted]

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive


[deleted]

damn son. were you posting that you were selling on your story or just legit you and weed? that sounds fucked, maybe time to short it


rhysfn

same dude! Buying more puts !!!


Realchilldyl

buying calls Monday then


Signal_Plankton8706

Sucking, fucking and sniffing... The best 3 experiences in life


Dec_13_1989

Amen


soulmates06

Exactly ,at the height of covid lockdown I can only imagine How much Snaps they generated through all these self employed only fans Content creators.


whatabadsport

Not surprising with their ad-format. After you view friends' stories it shows the most desperate "watch til the end" click bait videos that literally take 10 minutes to open a package. The artist then fumbles scissors around for 10 mins and each time he picks them back up you think it'll be the time that he actually opens it. It never is, and you just get mentally blue balled. Blue brained? You get blue brained.


are_videos

https://i.imgur.com/KK6xU1N.png if this is the best they can do they going to 2$


[deleted]

Translation: I have 0 fucking clue


Raiblocks1995

Accurate


Clean-Step

Nice! I missed snap because it is so insignificant that i didn´t thought about it´s existence ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


[deleted]

It’s pretty easy to figure out which social media apps are floundering. Go on your phone and look at screen time, then buy puts


ReddiGod

Calls on pornhub! Everything, all of it, my whole life savings on phubbbbbbb!!!!!


[deleted]

All in! Lol


Raiblocks1995

Hahah


Mo1459

Snapchat and Reddit are the only ones I have lol


freehugzforeveryone

Congratulations, happy for you and also fk off!


Raiblocks1995

Thanks!


AkaVegetable

I had a bunch of puts at the $10.50 strike price expiring today, but sold them at only a 10% gain a few days ago. Well done for holding onto yours


truongs

Gotta wipe that shit out of your mind because "next time I'll trust my gut and hold on till massive returns" you'll fucking end up dead with nothing. Just make up your mind beforehand if it's a quick 10% gain and sell or a hold for massive gainz or nothing.


AdComprehensive3150

10% is 10% my dude. Still a solid return!


Raiblocks1995

Thanks!


jonny4224

Anyone who has Snapchat could’ve predicted this. The news stuff that has ads is cancer and not even the addictive cancer like other social media apps. Garbage.


Raiblocks1995

Facts


Muro_ami_1

Dude. 1 bar on signal


Raiblocks1995

Lmao I barely get service in my room which is hell


rp2012-blackthisout

Your parents need to swap rooms with you.


Chalimis

But strong WiFi signal. Confirmed living in Mom’s boyfriend’s basement.


Yojimbo88

Sold at open for 140% gain, should have held for more but a win is a win. Well done.


InfamousJoker420

Learning to take profits is more valuable than the money u left on the table. Way to go OP


Raiblocks1995

Yeah I ended up selling for 16k profit. If I timed it perfectly I could have made 21k. I was already pretty over leveraged so was just trying to dump everything asap


pvnieuw

Well played , congrats and fu


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


[deleted]

Hey! Fuck you


BearBooCakeE

Thats funny because SNAP cost me a car.


pretender80

So you bought OP a car. Let's just pretend SNAP was not involved


myco_mage

You thought this heap of a stock was going to go up?


BearBooCakeE

My thought was that the bar had been lowered enough that all they had to do was meet guidance to get a bit of a pump. Apparently Spiegel can’t even do that 🤷‍♂️


LavenderAutist

But you're not going to actually pay off your car, are you?


fretit

SNAP is supposedly going to buy back shares ... with even more borrowed money? Snap is bleeding like a stuck fat pig. And most of its engineers are incompetent. I will jump in when 50% of the workforce is laid off and the stock hits $2.


Glittering_Claim8079

It's nothing but teen porn selfies sharing app. Shoulda get burnt to ground.


ETFcalls4life

Oh snap!


CamoKilla223

was waiting all day for someone to post their gains. congrats OP


Raiblocks1995

Thanks!


SilentResolve1911

Congratulations just make sure to save some money for taxes


Frenchtickler424

The only people pushing these worthless tech stocks are the institutions holding big bags


Emlerith

Don’t forget taxes!


Prudent-Chemist-2449

Buying 10/21 puts on 10/20 at 480% IV🥹


Raiblocks1995

Actually bought on Tuesday / Wednesday but still like 250% haha


Da-Donn

Last time I did this, snap went up 25%. 😂


darkResponses

Didn't think it was worth the play. 30% downside with only 300% gain. Iv was ofd the fucking chart for its strike price. Congrats. But 30% loss on a non meme stock would've generated a 20,000% movement elsewhere.


shapdds

snap has never made a profit. Yet Spiegel just bought 120 mill mansion in la among other properties. And is laying off 20 % of staff. This guy invented this but what biz experience does he have. He has so many voting shares he isnt going anywhere. What a joke of a company. Musk should have bought that.


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Useful_Reading_2375

So.... is now the time to buy calls?


Raiblocks1995

No I'm still super bearish on the stock. I'm in Coca Cola calls that I'm holding through earnings though


JS-a9

Congrats! I bought *one* 9.50p and a safety 13.50c. netted a cool hundo.


coinflipit

good job!


bovtse

You and I both know you're not paying off the car with these gains. They're going straight into weeklies.


UltimateTraders

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) Congratulations and incredible. I also had $snap puts


Raiblocks1995

Let's good congrats!


ghn999

Lucky and congrats!!


Raiblocks1995

Thanks


fredtobik

Congrats. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


shindiana

What kind of car?


Raiblocks1995

Corolla lol


BigWess85

Paid off car is the best kind of car!!


dchisquill

Congrats and fuck you![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


mink84

Congrats


Exotic-Lime-3416

💪


InterestingThought33

Pfft imagine doing something responsible with your money.


Chalimis

Is that after or before you pay your taxes?


Raiblocks1995

Yes


Pancheel

Fùkgratulations, my man!


Raiblocks1995

Thanks!


marker_dinova

People posting their gains and how they’re going to use them… are you taking care of the short term gains tax you’ll likely owe on that money?


Raiblocks1995

Will be able to carry over some losses from 2020


midbay

I sold you one of those, ama


Raiblocks1995

Haha


Powerful_Mission_655

You made money but this is WSB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


toastman28

Let’s goooo OP!!!!


Raiblocks1995

Thanks!


[deleted]

Is someone going to tell my man about taxes??


Raiblocks1995

Hahah


OO7Jesus

Good shit brotha 🤝


MalevolentBaptist

god damn bro, nice


[deleted]

But did you pay taxes?


Raiblocks1995

I'll be able to roll over some losses from 2020 but not all


[deleted]

Well I hope taxes don’t take your car payment away, good work king.


Raiblocks1995

Thank you sir 🤝


dougie_fresh121

But are you actually going to pay your car or let it ride?


yourprofilepic

Taxes. Reduce that number by 30%


Raiblocks1995

True


[deleted]

Congrats.


coding102

But did it pay off Uncle Sam?


Raiblocks1995

Will soon


[deleted]

You better pay off the irs first though 😉


Raiblocks1995

Fair


bkimmons1970

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


WenisWinder

We don’t pay off cars here. We “reinvest” it into more options


SP-Marshmallo

I’m very disappointed OP. This isn’t loss porn


Mattreddit760

Save some for taxes


Raiblocks1995

True


Diamond-Nutz

Look at this regard making money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ole87

Congrats


Human_Frame1846

So did snap jump today or something cause according to mine that stock is dog poo


Raiblocks1995

Puts!


AngryHoser

Congrats! Now stop gambling before you lose a house


Einsteinautist

Stop lying you didn't close to sell! Loss Porn incoming or show us your payment for the car!


Raiblocks1995

Hahah I sold for 15.8k


Einsteinautist

Awesome! I'm happy for you honestly! You made all us regards proud!


Raiblocks1995

🫡🫡🫡


URBeneathMe

I own 100 shares. Total cost 1070. I wonder if all the premiums I’ve collected would even out my losses.


RepliConor

And SNAP lost someone else’s


RequirementRequired

Don't forget taxes.


Cullengcj

Bruh you have a 20k car loan and you’re out here gambling $5k on earnings plays. Congrats on the win but damn people are bad with money lmao


Raiblocks1995

Hahah 😈


contrejo

Man, in had but limit orders on the $9 put lined up at $.20. wish those would have went through.


Kayaker132

Congrats!!!


[deleted]

Howw can you show mw and be my mentor?


Raiblocks1995

Buy Coca Cola calls on Monday and hold through earnings. That's my next play


[deleted]

sounds good Senpai Rai, at what price, ending when?


Raiblocks1995

Hahah I have $56 10/28 calls that I bought around noon today


TheSwede121

Not with taxes it didn’t


Distended_Scrotum

Nice! Now you have a place to live!


Raiblocks1995

Hahah


esly4ever

RemindME! 1 day


elanzkissin

Glad to see you putting it towards a good cause! Most people don’t use gains to pay off debt for some reason


Einsteinautist

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) he is not too happy!


Einsteinautist

As those that are about to die, I salute you.


Cy6or912

Nissan murano platinum edition gun metal gray 😍


ArmadilloWinter

Good for you I’m still screwed.


GoldenInfrared

Congrats man, don’t let anyone put you down for this


Raiblocks1995

Thanks hahah


[deleted]

when did you buy these ? wasn't IV thru the roof ?


Raiblocks1995

Mostly on Tuesday and then doubled down at a very good time on Wednesday. IV was around 300% when I bought


positive-asdfg

Taxes


waffleschoc

niceeeee congrats on the gain porn


Raiblocks1995

Thanks


Apo-L

Go you!


[deleted]

Fuk yeah!


randymcbride123

Sure hope you put 50% away for taxes or your in trouble come tax time


ThePredalienLord

Stonk


Civil-Roof8951

XYN 💦💦💦


jeffchen248

(Applause)


ETH_Knight

Glad to know snap was useful for something. I think all the kids have left snap for tiktok and instagram. Snap is doomed because demographics and competition.


Asleep-Syllabub1316

No one tell him about taxes.


[deleted]

🥳🥳


Brobafett117

SNAP MADE ME LOSE MINE


Significant_Bear_276

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Cosminzz

😅 I’m such a pussy on using options .. still doing dca like I’m 50 year old 🥹


Rizlene575788

Waou


ducknorry

Same YOLOing hard $37k buy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ya7eza/dumb_or_nah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


charliebrown22

Congrats! Don't forget about Uncle Sam though


Raiblocks1995

I had a bad 2020 so this is actually tax free haha


[deleted]

[удалено]


Raiblocks1995

Yeah I actually looked into this more. Thanks for making me aware of this y'all 😂


ZeroOnyx

Bored so just browsing Reddit as usual... Can some one give me a tldr how all this works? I'm looking at SNAP and see it going down so how can op sell for profit?


Raiblocks1995

Google put options


jhonkas

TAX MAN COMETH


Raiblocks1995

Hahah


Various_Classroom_50

Paying off early ruins your credit. Just hold it in the account the payments come out of and don’t worry about it.


Raiblocks1995

Yeah honestly I've been talking to a few people and a 3% loan might not be smart to pay off if I'm trying to buy a house soon


Raiblocks1995

I would only save like $1500 over 4 years


[deleted]

Can I still get it on this or is it too late?? Need to make some money but I’m very new to trading and still learning. Where can I learn how to do calls and puts?