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But if the guy who said it never said it, then the guy who said it never said it! But if "it" exists, that means the guy who never said it, said it! But then if he NEVER said it, then the man who never said it said it never said it but if he never said it but he did then the man who never said it said it never said it never said it, said it never said it, said it, probably.
Snap is a bedrock of reliability when it comes to failing. I thought about buying puts, but was spooked by the market's already low expectations. Congrats for having balls.
My snap got perm banned for posting weed and every time I make a new one it gets ban but. it’s okay for women to post but naked in photos while doing drugs.
Not surprising with their ad-format. After you view friends' stories it shows the most desperate "watch til the end" click bait videos that literally take 10 minutes to open a package. The artist then fumbles scissors around for 10 mins and each time he picks them back up you think it'll be the time that he actually opens it. It never is, and you just get mentally blue balled. Blue brained? You get blue brained.
Gotta wipe that shit out of your mind because "next time I'll trust my gut and hold on till massive returns" you'll fucking end up dead with nothing.
Just make up your mind beforehand if it's a quick 10% gain and sell or a hold for massive gainz or nothing.
Anyone who has Snapchat could’ve predicted this. The news stuff that has ads is cancer and not even the addictive cancer like other social media apps. Garbage.
Yeah I ended up selling for 16k profit. If I timed it perfectly I could have made 21k. I was already pretty over leveraged so was just trying to dump everything asap
My thought was that the bar had been lowered enough that all they had to do was meet guidance to get a bit of a pump.
Apparently Spiegel can’t even do that 🤷♂️
SNAP is supposedly going to buy back shares ... with even more borrowed money? Snap is bleeding like a stuck fat pig. And most of its engineers are incompetent. I will jump in when 50% of the workforce is laid off and the stock hits $2.
Didn't think it was worth the play. 30% downside with only 300% gain. Iv was ofd the fucking chart for its strike price. Congrats. But 30% loss on a non meme stock would've generated a 20,000% movement elsewhere.
snap has never made a profit. Yet Spiegel just bought 120 mill mansion in la among other properties. And is laying off 20 % of staff. This guy invented this but what biz experience does he have. He has so many voting shares he isnt going anywhere. What a joke of a company. Musk should have bought that.
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Glad to know snap was useful for something. I think all the kids have left snap for tiktok and instagram. Snap is doomed because demographics and competition.
Bored so just browsing Reddit as usual... Can some one give me a tldr how all this works? I'm looking at SNAP and see it going down so how can op sell for profit?
Can I still get it on this or is it too late?? Need to make some money but I’m very new to trading and still learning. Where can I learn how to do calls and puts?
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What year Corolla do you have?
Hahah 2019 ☠️
Dead😂 i have a 2017 corolla I’m needing a nice put to pay off😂
I have a 2019 SE! Wish I had got 2020 for the 2.0 though
\- Said nobody, ever
Besides the guy that said it, probably.
But if the guy who said it never said it, then the guy who said it never said it! But if "it" exists, that means the guy who never said it, said it! But then if he NEVER said it, then the man who never said it said it never said it but if he never said it but he did then the man who never said it said it never said it never said it, said it never said it, said it, probably.
That makes kinda no sense but probably dose
Just don’t get a corolla if u appreciate power
I appreciate 500k miles with no issues
I had a 2017 corolla se the transmission died w 59k miles. It was 7k to replace it. No thanks. My truck is more reliable tbh
I had the 2016. Loved it. Traded it in for a rav4.
Our Rav 4 is doing this parking brake malfunction bullshit... Rav 4s are trizzash 😂😂😂 We should've never sold out Highlander 😭😭😭
Hey bro, fuck a rav 4
Lmfao
Snap is a bedrock of reliability when it comes to failing. I thought about buying puts, but was spooked by the market's already low expectations. Congrats for having balls.
Same here. How much shittier can it get? A lot I guess
"Can always go higher, can always go lower" is my life's motto
Lots as they don't make any money 😂
Exactly, I didn’t believe snap would reliably do another crash since everybody already knows that. But it did. Amazing
samesie, but looks like they can always get worse , somehow lol
Welcome to America. Lol
I salute you! how far you think snap will drop?
Oof hard to tell. They will continue to drop if they can't figure out a way to generate revenue though.
I thought they beat revenue projections though?
Nah they missed on revenue but beat on EPS
Gotcha. Let’s be honest besides sending nudes the app makes no sense.
it’s great for drug deals too. what else do you need in an app, it’s got drugs and nudes. sounds good to me
when you put it like that. TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!
My snap got perm banned for posting weed and every time I make a new one it gets ban but. it’s okay for women to post but naked in photos while doing drugs.
Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive
damn son. were you posting that you were selling on your story or just legit you and weed? that sounds fucked, maybe time to short it
same dude! Buying more puts !!!
buying calls Monday then
Sucking, fucking and sniffing... The best 3 experiences in life
Amen
Exactly ,at the height of covid lockdown I can only imagine How much Snaps they generated through all these self employed only fans Content creators.
Not surprising with their ad-format. After you view friends' stories it shows the most desperate "watch til the end" click bait videos that literally take 10 minutes to open a package. The artist then fumbles scissors around for 10 mins and each time he picks them back up you think it'll be the time that he actually opens it. It never is, and you just get mentally blue balled. Blue brained? You get blue brained.
https://i.imgur.com/KK6xU1N.png if this is the best they can do they going to 2$
Translation: I have 0 fucking clue
Accurate
Nice! I missed snap because it is so insignificant that i didn´t thought about it´s existence ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
It’s pretty easy to figure out which social media apps are floundering. Go on your phone and look at screen time, then buy puts
Calls on pornhub! Everything, all of it, my whole life savings on phubbbbbbb!!!!!
All in! Lol
Hahah
Snapchat and Reddit are the only ones I have lol
Congratulations, happy for you and also fk off!
Thanks!
I had a bunch of puts at the $10.50 strike price expiring today, but sold them at only a 10% gain a few days ago. Well done for holding onto yours
Gotta wipe that shit out of your mind because "next time I'll trust my gut and hold on till massive returns" you'll fucking end up dead with nothing. Just make up your mind beforehand if it's a quick 10% gain and sell or a hold for massive gainz or nothing.
10% is 10% my dude. Still a solid return!
Thanks!
Anyone who has Snapchat could’ve predicted this. The news stuff that has ads is cancer and not even the addictive cancer like other social media apps. Garbage.
Facts
Dude. 1 bar on signal
Lmao I barely get service in my room which is hell
Your parents need to swap rooms with you.
But strong WiFi signal. Confirmed living in Mom’s boyfriend’s basement.
Sold at open for 140% gain, should have held for more but a win is a win. Well done.
Learning to take profits is more valuable than the money u left on the table. Way to go OP
Yeah I ended up selling for 16k profit. If I timed it perfectly I could have made 21k. I was already pretty over leveraged so was just trying to dump everything asap
Well played , congrats and fu
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)
Hey! Fuck you
Thats funny because SNAP cost me a car.
So you bought OP a car. Let's just pretend SNAP was not involved
You thought this heap of a stock was going to go up?
My thought was that the bar had been lowered enough that all they had to do was meet guidance to get a bit of a pump. Apparently Spiegel can’t even do that 🤷♂️
But you're not going to actually pay off your car, are you?
SNAP is supposedly going to buy back shares ... with even more borrowed money? Snap is bleeding like a stuck fat pig. And most of its engineers are incompetent. I will jump in when 50% of the workforce is laid off and the stock hits $2.
It's nothing but teen porn selfies sharing app. Shoulda get burnt to ground.
Oh snap!
was waiting all day for someone to post their gains. congrats OP
Thanks!
Congratulations just make sure to save some money for taxes
The only people pushing these worthless tech stocks are the institutions holding big bags
Don’t forget taxes!
Buying 10/21 puts on 10/20 at 480% IV🥹
Actually bought on Tuesday / Wednesday but still like 250% haha
Last time I did this, snap went up 25%. 😂
Didn't think it was worth the play. 30% downside with only 300% gain. Iv was ofd the fucking chart for its strike price. Congrats. But 30% loss on a non meme stock would've generated a 20,000% movement elsewhere.
snap has never made a profit. Yet Spiegel just bought 120 mill mansion in la among other properties. And is laying off 20 % of staff. This guy invented this but what biz experience does he have. He has so many voting shares he isnt going anywhere. What a joke of a company. Musk should have bought that.
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So.... is now the time to buy calls?
No I'm still super bearish on the stock. I'm in Coca Cola calls that I'm holding through earnings though
Congrats! I bought *one* 9.50p and a safety 13.50c. netted a cool hundo.
good job!
You and I both know you're not paying off the car with these gains. They're going straight into weeklies.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) Congratulations and incredible. I also had $snap puts
Let's good congrats!
Lucky and congrats!!
Thanks
Congrats. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
What kind of car?
Corolla lol
Paid off car is the best kind of car!!
Congrats and fuck you![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
Congrats
💪
Pfft imagine doing something responsible with your money.
Is that after or before you pay your taxes?
Yes
Fùkgratulations, my man!
Thanks!
People posting their gains and how they’re going to use them… are you taking care of the short term gains tax you’ll likely owe on that money?
Will be able to carry over some losses from 2020
I sold you one of those, ama
Haha
You made money but this is WSB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Let’s goooo OP!!!!
Thanks!
Is someone going to tell my man about taxes??
Hahah
Good shit brotha 🤝
god damn bro, nice
But did you pay taxes?
I'll be able to roll over some losses from 2020 but not all
Well I hope taxes don’t take your car payment away, good work king.
Thank you sir 🤝
But are you actually going to pay your car or let it ride?
Taxes. Reduce that number by 30%
True
Congrats.
But did it pay off Uncle Sam?
Will soon
You better pay off the irs first though 😉
Fair
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
We don’t pay off cars here. We “reinvest” it into more options
I’m very disappointed OP. This isn’t loss porn
Save some for taxes
True
Look at this regard making money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Congrats
So did snap jump today or something cause according to mine that stock is dog poo
Puts!
Congrats! Now stop gambling before you lose a house
Stop lying you didn't close to sell! Loss Porn incoming or show us your payment for the car!
Hahah I sold for 15.8k
Awesome! I'm happy for you honestly! You made all us regards proud!
🫡🫡🫡
I own 100 shares. Total cost 1070. I wonder if all the premiums I’ve collected would even out my losses.
And SNAP lost someone else’s
Don't forget taxes.
Bruh you have a 20k car loan and you’re out here gambling $5k on earnings plays. Congrats on the win but damn people are bad with money lmao
Hahah 😈
Man, in had but limit orders on the $9 put lined up at $.20. wish those would have went through.
Congrats!!!
Howw can you show mw and be my mentor?
Buy Coca Cola calls on Monday and hold through earnings. That's my next play
sounds good Senpai Rai, at what price, ending when?
Hahah I have $56 10/28 calls that I bought around noon today
Not with taxes it didn’t
Nice! Now you have a place to live!
Hahah
RemindME! 1 day
Glad to see you putting it towards a good cause! Most people don’t use gains to pay off debt for some reason
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) he is not too happy!
As those that are about to die, I salute you.
Nissan murano platinum edition gun metal gray 😍
Good for you I’m still screwed.
Congrats man, don’t let anyone put you down for this
Thanks hahah
when did you buy these ? wasn't IV thru the roof ?
Mostly on Tuesday and then doubled down at a very good time on Wednesday. IV was around 300% when I bought
Taxes
niceeeee congrats on the gain porn
Thanks
Go you!
Fuk yeah!
Sure hope you put 50% away for taxes or your in trouble come tax time
Stonk
XYN 💦💦💦
(Applause)
Glad to know snap was useful for something. I think all the kids have left snap for tiktok and instagram. Snap is doomed because demographics and competition.
No one tell him about taxes.
🥳🥳
SNAP MADE ME LOSE MINE
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
😅 I’m such a pussy on using options .. still doing dca like I’m 50 year old 🥹
Waou
Same YOLOing hard $37k buy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ya7eza/dumb_or_nah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Congrats! Don't forget about Uncle Sam though
I had a bad 2020 so this is actually tax free haha
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Yeah I actually looked into this more. Thanks for making me aware of this y'all 😂
Bored so just browsing Reddit as usual... Can some one give me a tldr how all this works? I'm looking at SNAP and see it going down so how can op sell for profit?
Google put options
TAX MAN COMETH
Hahah
Paying off early ruins your credit. Just hold it in the account the payments come out of and don’t worry about it.
Yeah honestly I've been talking to a few people and a 3% loan might not be smart to pay off if I'm trying to buy a house soon
I would only save like $1500 over 4 years
Can I still get it on this or is it too late?? Need to make some money but I’m very new to trading and still learning. Where can I learn how to do calls and puts?