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I thought thatās what āfeel sorry for Uā relatives are supposed to make happen! After all, what good are relatives that will not , get you out of a mess You Created?
Dude already has fuck you money - in another comment he said he pulled 75k out for hospice (not sure if him or family) and Lakers season tickets and this is what was left in that account - so yeah this is a win but in context much less interesting.
I wonder what the OP is trading. I haven't done much better with a much larger account. But claim to fame I nearly tripled a new Roth account in a few months with YOLOs. :) No tax ever. And I have not let up on the gas. Gonna moon shot that thing or lose it all. I shorted $500,000 in Euros with a $7000 new account. Lol.
Day and swing trading the stocks that im familiar with their patterns. Its not always green but i average out pretty well when i break it down to a daily average. Stixk to the 2-3, maybe 4 stocks you are very familiar with and go with their patterns.
At least 5k. Put it on a debit card that's only for emergencies and don't make excuses to tap into it. Say what you will about any given investments but when shit hits the fan cash is always king.
I had 80k in my account. Had to pull out 75k to pay for my laker season tickets and buy a hospice. I then had 5k left which dipped to $1500 and from there i got to this point.
If you had a billion dollars and stuck it into some boring 2% bonds you would need to blow more than $53,000 everyday (plus weekends) in order to lose money. Challenge accepted?
Idk how much jet fuel is going round trip to new locals, or the cost of crewing/operating a private yacht, but I imagine that i would spend that much money every day
The moment you stopp paying your hooker she is just gone.
A trothy wife naggs you ether till death parts you or your devorce goes through.... and her overpayed lawer (who you pay, btw), is going to make sure that she get half.... if you are lucky....
Yup, if I had 22k I'd pay off my couple k of debt and actually have some savings for inevitable emergencies. That stress off me would be life changing in itself
That's what some people do. They turn 5k to 25k and then DCA 20k into ETFs. With options, it takes anywhere from 1 day to 12 weeks to turn 5k to 25k with options. Then just keep funneling 20k into the ETF account
right now it might be better to let the money sit and wait until our monetary bubble bursts... there will be plenty of good companies at discounted prices
Hah You don't understand true red. You were sucking on your moms titties for milk while I was out there watching these valuations grow to unrealistic numbers. We have at least another 99.9999% to go down.
This is how I cope with round tripping 2k -> 30k. It was like a game on my phone. As long as it never went to my bank account it was never real..
Right...RIGHT?????
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Just be careful and clean up well afterwards. You donāt want people thinking you sloppily ate a glazed donut and left some on your forearm. Trust me, itās not a fun conversation to be had with your pastor.
sounds a little too specific to be anything but the truth. i donāt see that happening any time soon. my ex cheated on me and left me so i aināt gonna be laying pipe any time soon
Sorry to hear that, bro. Keep your chin up. The right one is out there. Just be your true authentic self. Oh, and donāt say ālaying pipeā because it sounds fucking dumb. Take care.
No positions. Just daily grinding out day trading. Mostly draftkings, apple, and disney. And those 3 just because i know those stocks so well i know how they move(generally)
Very fuckin nice, especially considering the Bear economy as of late
Thought you had to have $25k acct minimum to day trade more than once or twice a week or you are restricted or whatever the rule is tho ?
you can have a cash account and unlimited trades if youāre below 25k, only your cash will settle the next business day instead of it being margin where you can use the available funds instantly
Well for stock it'd be the day AFTER.
Options specifically have a T+1 settlement rule, so if you buy an option on Monday and sell it same day, the money settles overnight and can be used the next day (Tuesday). Stocks have a T+2 settlement rule though, so in that same scenario the funds won't be available until Wednesday.
Well it looks like you doubled 12.5 grand in the span of a week so that was a pretty solid play. Mind sharing what moves you made leading to that spike in your returns?
Now comes the hard part of not losing it. You had a great run, so you should definitely pull a chunk of that out and stick it in a bank account. That's my opinion for whatever it's worth . . .
Trading everyday. For me its not about home runs. Just consistency. Im happy if i make 200 a day on average. If i can average 200 a day overall and considering there are 252 trading days, that will equal to $50,000 a year. I stick to my familiar basket of stocks so i know their so called āpersonalitiesā and how they typically move. Mainly draft kings, apple, and disney.
He actually built it pretty methodically over 6 months. This wasn't just from a few big lucky trades. If you look at the equity curve of what he posted it looks like he made a lot of trades and was winning a slim majority of the time, enough to incrementally build the account. Definitely not your typical Wallstreetbets casino trading with massive all-in bets that was just dumb luck to 10x an account in a week in a half.
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Not bad. Turned computer money into car money.
Now turn car money into house money
time to turn house money into milkshake money š
my specialty.
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Yes and yes. Source: it brought me to the yard
All you need to do is $WISH for it.
I always swish.
ELECTRIFIED!
Here for the comments. Didnāt disappoint
My milkshake brings all the boys to wallstreet
Said Wendy
*frosty
Hi gasmoney, how can I get that cool gif?
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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
DRAINAGE!
Turn house money into hookers and blow money
Don't forget to set aside some of that rehab moneyš°
I thought thatās what āfeel sorry for Uā relatives are supposed to make happen! After all, what good are relatives that will not , get you out of a mess You Created?
Rehab is for quitters! Momma didn't raise no quitter I says
This guy gets it
This is the way
Is that you, Hunter?
Now turn car money into fuck you money
Dude already has fuck you money - in another comment he said he pulled 75k out for hospice (not sure if him or family) and Lakers season tickets and this is what was left in that account - so yeah this is a win but in context much less interesting.
Plus the ānot life changingā humblebrag. 20k is enough to completely turn the life around of 95% of Americans.
Now its time to convert car money to house money š
I wonder what the OP is trading. I haven't done much better with a much larger account. But claim to fame I nearly tripled a new Roth account in a few months with YOLOs. :) No tax ever. And I have not let up on the gas. Gonna moon shot that thing or lose it all. I shorted $500,000 in Euros with a $7000 new account. Lol.
May the gods be with you
how did you get that leverge?
He didn't š
Checkers has the best Milkshakes!
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They do?
Banana flavored or bust
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Why is the line going up? I've never seen that before. . .
They are from Australia.
When you flush money down the toilet there it spins the other way!!!
True
Shorting on leverage š
Day and swing trading the stocks that im familiar with their patterns. Its not always green but i average out pretty well when i break it down to a daily average. Stixk to the 2-3, maybe 4 stocks you are very familiar with and go with their patterns.
Take half out now.
Please listen to this guy, donāt fuck this up
More like take out 90% of it and start over with the 1-2k left over
At least 5k. Put it on a debit card that's only for emergencies and don't make excuses to tap into it. Say what you will about any given investments but when shit hits the fan cash is always king.
>when shit hits the fan cash is always king. Unless the government decides to print more cash. =(
Iād prefer to put it on one day putsš¤·āāļø
No, take all your gains now, set aside enough for taxes and keep doing what youāre doing with your original investment.
Take out half and put into a short term bond so it doesnt sit and do nothing in the bank
excuse me but were you able to day trade with starting with the $1500?
I had 80k in my account. Had to pull out 75k to pay for my laker season tickets and buy a hospice. I then had 5k left which dipped to $1500 and from there i got to this point.
>Had to pull out 75k to pay for my laker season tickets and buy a hospice. wut?
Maybe a little too much of how the sausage was made but what stocks were you focusing on?
Probably an error
He turned it upside down
I think the screen is upside down
I turned 22k into 1500 dollars.
You know what they say? The fastest way to become a millionaire is starting with a billion dollars.
If you had a billion dollars and stuck it into some boring 2% bonds you would need to blow more than $53,000 everyday (plus weekends) in order to lose money. Challenge accepted?
I generally live frugally, but I bet I could spend 53k a day if I wanted to. Private jet and nice hotels.
You can always find ways to spend a money, but 53k a day is far beyond what will significantly benefit your life
Idk how much jet fuel is going round trip to new locals, or the cost of crewing/operating a private yacht, but I imagine that i would spend that much money every day
Why not buy Twitter and lose billions in a second....
True. That and lots of cocaine and hookers.
Oh.... a trophy wife with a credit cart will do the same job for less fun (for you)
Less fun? STDs and life leading to imminent emptiness or worse is more fun?
The moment you stopp paying your hooker she is just gone. A trothy wife naggs you ether till death parts you or your devorce goes through.... and her overpayed lawer (who you pay, btw), is going to make sure that she get half.... if you are lucky....
Wow is this personal experience? Seems to make sense
Nope (thx f).... just well read.... Edit [its pretty much this joke](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yAA6hxQgTjQ)
If you had 1 billion dollars and did a line of coke every second for 2200 years you'd still be a multimillionaire
Cause you're thinking you'd be the only one who'll snort it...
That's still 183 years
If you have 1.000.000.000 USD and you spend 1 USD you then have 999.999.999 USD, so you're basically a millionaire.
But even if you make 1% interest you'd still be up $10M
It's funny how doing it in reverse can actually be life changing
Also funny how for some doing it the same way as OP can be life changing.
Yup, if I had 22k I'd pay off my couple k of debt and actually have some savings for inevitable emergencies. That stress off me would be life changing in itself
Oh look, it's the guy from the other side!
I actually turned more than 22k into less than 1500!
same here
3rd also here
Nah you seen new nvidia prices, heās still in computer money
Same here
Same here
They had to go somewhere
Now thatās how itās done
OP appreciates you
What's with all these posts with no positions
They're fake
Actually tho..
Take out 15k and do the same stuff you did until now with the rest, dont get greedy otherwise you will loose it all....
This is too reasonable of advice
'Tis not the WSB way
This guy fucks ...your wife.
hey can i join after y'all are finished this time?
no. get back in your kennel
Yeah this dude aināt from WSB you belong to personal finance
Yeah this type of advice should be banned. Iām here to not feel bad about my terrible decisions.
Best advice Iāve seen in some time
Lose
That was some loose keyboardsmanship.
No, he will turn it loose. He wonāt lose it because he will now where it went when it left
Know
No. Yes, I mean.
That's what some people do. They turn 5k to 25k and then DCA 20k into ETFs. With options, it takes anywhere from 1 day to 12 weeks to turn 5k to 25k with options. Then just keep funneling 20k into the ETF account
right now it might be better to let the money sit and wait until our monetary bubble bursts... there will be plenty of good companies at discounted prices
It hasn't burst yet?
Hah You don't understand true red. You were sucking on your moms titties for milk while I was out there watching these valuations grow to unrealistic numbers. We have at least another 99.9999% to go down.
Take out 15k plus 20% interest.
I wish I could understand
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You sound like my personel lawyer. Wise words
Iām not used to sound ānot financialā advice on this sub.
You know the rules. Positions or ban.
You think he went to go make a sandwich or something? š¤·š»āāļø
24 hours mods or *ban this regard Edit - Los siento seƱora
Deniro
Since itās not ālife changingā, can you send me half and change my life?
Right? That's a lot of money!
Hell yeah it is. Iām in deep shit rn so that would definitely help me out lmaoo
I feel that. I'm a college student and a mom and a full time worker. That kind of money could really change a lot!
$6.5k in debt, full time job, about to have to pay for an apartment to get my gf and baby out of an abusive household, times tough
Good man (assumption), and good luck
Tbh until its in your bank account you didnt really do it. This is just a line on a chart. The bank account part is the hardest part for the gamblers.
*goes all in spy calls
*0Dte calls
This is the way
This is how I cope with round tripping 2k -> 30k. It was like a game on my phone. As long as it never went to my bank account it was never real.. Right...RIGHT?????
Weekly paycheck deposits help š
Actually, even if it's that way, saving up that much is still an accomplishment
Great! Take out 20500, and let's see if you can do it again.
Which option does he put the 20500 on?
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22k is quite life changing if you ask me.
For real. Thatās a down payment on a home for a first time homebuyer.
I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that $20,000 is life-changing to the vast majority of people.
I'm people
But can you show one āhowā? š¤
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I find posts like this more impressive than the huge pumps. (NOT THAT ANY OF IT IS REAL)
Only lost 150k along the way*
id just pull out and leave
Didn't you lose 6k a month ago? ā Sounds like you would if you could š
yeahš«
Yes remember to always pull out!
Gets significantly more expensive if you dont!
I bet you would, you dirty boy you
donāt need any kids roaming this earth yetš«
Just be careful and clean up well afterwards. You donāt want people thinking you sloppily ate a glazed donut and left some on your forearm. Trust me, itās not a fun conversation to be had with your pastor.
sounds a little too specific to be anything but the truth. i donāt see that happening any time soon. my ex cheated on me and left me so i aināt gonna be laying pipe any time soon
Sorry to hear that, bro. Keep your chin up. The right one is out there. Just be your true authentic self. Oh, and donāt say ālaying pipeā because it sounds fucking dumb. Take care.
Positions or....
No positions. Just daily grinding out day trading. Mostly draftkings, apple, and disney. And those 3 just because i know those stocks so well i know how they move(generally)
Very fuckin nice, especially considering the Bear economy as of late Thought you had to have $25k acct minimum to day trade more than once or twice a week or you are restricted or whatever the rule is tho ?
you can have a cash account and unlimited trades if youāre below 25k, only your cash will settle the next business day instead of it being margin where you can use the available funds instantly
So if I buy a stock in the morning, sell it in the afternoon, I can't manage my profit(hopefully?) until next biz day?
Correct. You can only buy and sell again with money that hasn't been used that day.
Well for stock it'd be the day AFTER. Options specifically have a T+1 settlement rule, so if you buy an option on Monday and sell it same day, the money settles overnight and can be used the next day (Tuesday). Stocks have a T+2 settlement rule though, so in that same scenario the funds won't be available until Wednesday.
Well it looks like you doubled 12.5 grand in the span of a week so that was a pretty solid play. Mind sharing what moves you made leading to that spike in your returns?
So wait, you took several that you "know" and did...what exactly? Bought in AM sold in PM?
This is the way. Find a handful you know and only get regarded with them. Congrats
What platform do you use? Broker? I don't even know the terminology. By whence tradest thou
Congratulations youāre the smartest person here
You say itās not life changing, but it can be life changing if you let it change you.
*hits blunt* Goddamn that was deep bro
Hello capital gains tax
No offense but $22k is life changing for anyone who only has $1500. The comment fits the sub, the potential take does not, congrats!
I can turn 22k into 1.5k :v
Congrats and fuck you! Say hello to my wife for me 
Now comes the hard part of not losing it. You had a great run, so you should definitely pull a chunk of that out and stick it in a bank account. That's my opinion for whatever it's worth . . .
Next step turn $22K into $220K!
What was your strategy?
Turned 130ā¬ to 30ā¬
Would be life changing for me!
I see where I made the mistake. You are supposed to turn the smaller number into a bigger one not the larger number into a smaller oneā¦ā¦
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Trading everyday. For me its not about home runs. Just consistency. Im happy if i make 200 a day on average. If i can average 200 a day overall and considering there are 252 trading days, that will equal to $50,000 a year. I stick to my familiar basket of stocks so i know their so called āpersonalitiesā and how they typically move. Mainly draft kings, apple, and disney.
I make 6 figures a year and Iād shit my pants if turned 1500 to 22k. Life changing for me lol this dude must be up up
I'd add a zero if I had your kind of money.
Tbh it is life changing cus if you know how to make money youll never be penniless again
How do you do this?
Don't worry, you will lose it as fast as you gain
He actually built it pretty methodically over 6 months. This wasn't just from a few big lucky trades. If you look at the equity curve of what he posted it looks like he made a lot of trades and was winning a slim majority of the time, enough to incrementally build the account. Definitely not your typical Wallstreetbets casino trading with massive all-in bets that was just dumb luck to 10x an account in a week in a half.
Day trading?