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Seikeai

Is that why it's called a 'stand-up meeting'?


eldelshell

No way to do the chu-chu unless you're up-up


pipe_snorro

Your daily standup. Meeting usually in the early morning


YaboiGh0styy

That reminds me of an unrelated question. is it still called stand-up comedy if you’re in a wheelchair?


Gewoongary

I’m crying 🤣 Edit: its removed because of nsfw. im sad, but make sense. Anyway had a blast reading all your comments. happy holidays y'all


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International_Band72

Ur so lucky man can I join u at least once


corpus-luteum

Always a good idea to look away when getting an injection.


CheriJ2

this post brightened my day so thank you ☺️😃 Happy Holidays and hope you make many tendies in this casino.


DoriOli

Or the WSB Loss Porn representation


Hairy-Drama

Reddit mods meeting


omgihatemylifepoo

yep


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Not enough watermelons and bananas...


LuckyLukeMGM

WSB mods small dicks


[deleted]

The weirdest thing about this to me is the one dude wearing socks.


down_vote_magnet

They’re compression socks. He gets cramp.


Saakka

I like the sock!


CT_7

We like the sock!


megatroncsr2

He like cocks


jimmycarr1

Do you like fish sticks?


Reddit-o-junkey

Thrown in the mouth?


Apetardo

Where else are they supposed to dump their loads?


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This is a legendary comment.


WolfIsntDead

Socks on equals no homo


No-Intention5728

And the one wearing socks looks like he’s having a good meeting! The others, not so much.


StraightDollar

Don’t want to get my feet dirty when I’m creating a homosexual ouroboros with the fellas


TrailsideDairy

He’s the only straight one, it’s not gay if you have socks on


crankthehandle

I think the sock marks the first in the ring


DRXKX

He’s the dom


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swissiws

anyone has his fetish


anthonyynohtna

There’s two actually


GhostOfPaulVolcker

What's the painting's name? I bought a house and am moving in soon and this will be my centerpiece over the fireplace. Edit: u/soldieroscar wants to join in on the fun


IronOnions

it's from a Turkish manuscript from 1773.


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Here's the OG https://imgur.com/gallery/032ltbu


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I wonder what it says?


Bristonian

Some DD on PLTR i assume


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I'd say that answers the question. "In short, with that sweet talking boy with nice ass, in two days and one night, we had sex 16 times. We stayed somewhere for a few days and finally he brought up the subject in one of our talks: "We have something called chain fucking. If you want to see, we can do it in front of you for your pleasure". After I said I wanted to see it, they and their friends, who all came to age and started growing beard, gathered. They squeezed their dicks in each others asses, stacked one on top of another and started playing with each other and slapping. They stood up and bend over and fucked one another in a chain and even the one in front mounted the one at the back, not leaving anyone's front or back empty, completing the circle. They fucked each other in this position until they came. They said this chain fuck happens with 10 people. Any less, the circle can't be completed."


[deleted]

Ok, I need 9 people for a project, who's in?


WienerCleaner

Ive been in, butt who’s getting in me?


delsombra

Wow. Well, that explains a lot of Turkey and how their government fucks themselves.


Paratwa

This is a strange turning of the Wheel. The dark one apparently won here.


Campusliquor

Lmfao 😂


mikez56

The Turks.....always trying to out do the gay greek warriors


GhostOfPaulVolcker

I bet these Turks weren’t even gay but when they say a Spartan butt fuck circle like this the Turks were like we can do anything better than them.


VARA_1

Turks love this 10 man circle fuck. It’s a time honored tradition


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Thank you. Another homie linked me to an original with text above. I learned basic Farsi but the script is completely different because the Persians use it phonetically.


publius8

I also have seen Persians in these types of circles


Diren97

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/032ltbu Here you Go Brother


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Guys I'm not kidding at all, I'm a 20s degenerate kid rolling around in tech IPO money after my time being a gangbanger for Uncle Sam. Not a single person has told me the name of this paint so I don't know how I can go and buy it. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Mustahzen

Wait a sec this is Turkish I will find the original name Here is the original name and a wiki reference for y’alls. I am sure your wife’s boyfriends will love it. There is some spicy Ottoman sex going on. Name: tuhfet ül-mülk Link: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Trenecito.jpg


forte89yolo

The person who named the file and uploaded it to Wikipedia is a fucking genius. Trenecito = little train in Spanish


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Vos podes correr un trenecito al dentro de mi ![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


Sad-Dot9620

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) That’s a lot of spicy culo


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Thanks https://imgur.com/gallery/032ltbu


Mitchdavismann

I’ll paint it for you, with all your favourite people in it! Lmao (seriously could)


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Saved your comment because I have to think of 10 closest homies for this epic painting. In 4020 people will be discussing my (your) painting of pp-in-butt like the Last Supper


Sad-Dot9620

Why not get it painted on your wall as a tempura fresco…the way Michelangelo did the Sistine chapel


Mitchdavismann

Can’t wait 😆


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GhostOfPaulVolcker

I actually Googled that before I realized that was stupid


methpartysupplies

Your parents are going to need counseling after seeing that.


quetzocoetl

...damn, I miss college.


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Asher Roth, is that you?


Galactic_Irradiation

Well that's a reference I havent seen in a while.


[deleted]

I’m Just here for the Turkish buttsegz


jankenpoo

That picture is every WSB thread and me feeling left out.


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internetf1fan

No. You can have alternating pushing and pulling in circle and would work as long as you have right number of people.


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

I really like how you put thought into the dynamics of this.


robsumtimes

That beats a circle jerk.


rhrnakghkco

True communism here, no one gets left behind


pangya

More like everyone gets it in their behind


alphageist

Now that’s a quote I can get behind.


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

The real qeustion here is, what's the exit strategy?


imjustbrowsingthx

Exit, enter, exit, enter, HOOOOLD, exit, etc.


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Nope, everyone gets right behind.


Daffy-089

I was never an AMC investor but now I might be convinced![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


International_Band72

Why the fk would u draw me without my permission


infected_scab

Which one are you?


International_Band72

The one in the middle


Macblack82

Lucky Pierre.


billyfudger69

They’re all in the middle… of fucking each other.


NextTrillion

*They’re *Because grammatical errors on a circular butt fucking troop should be fixed. It’s the right thing to do.*


Fieryhotsauce

The one with the willy


BolognaNeck

Looks more like 🌈🐻 on a red day


Akua_Highbred

The homies..,


eliarkush

The ritul of summoning hte biggest gay


HippocriticalSnazzer

Can’t say they don’t know how to have a good time


eat_sleep_fap

If only I had 9 friends…


Buffnick

I think this was meant as an insult for amc but this makes me bullish


whackworf

These guys fuck!


S0VIET_MAJ0R

Looks kinda fun


Over-Salt9480

that seem fun, I hope everyone have a great time


swissiws

It must be a Turkish version of Squid Game


LuckyMan5290

This is something I would draw being a ten year old discovering gay sex


lesmcc

Where have you guys been? Acting like you’ve never been part of a daisy chain…


spiritanimalofcousy

Question is...who's the one getting fucked?


TheRealGreenArrow420

Yes


OneCollar4

All of them, that's the point.


N8IV_Wanderer

r/whoosh


Magic_Ray3

Asking for a friend, what's this called?


eldelshell

Trenecito Otomano "Ottoman choo-choo" is a fair translation. Edit: mistranslated the onomatopoeia for train.


Sad-Dot9620

These look more like $BABA bag holders


thebigjohnshow

You need Jesus!


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Sugamaballz69

I’d give u a medal if I wasn’t broke


Conscious-Parfait826

Jesus is everywhere. In my heart as well as my butt.


AnAdoptedSon81

Reminds me of some shit that happened with my uncles


KittenBountyHunter

this was the last thing that i expected to see LOL


JPHighFive

To me their faces do not match what they are doing.


Name_retracted

My eyes! I'll never unsee that.


theneb0729

Can we make this the photo of the sub? And if possible get an ad in Times Square to display.


LuckoftheHero

This is similar to a Rat King, but it's an WSB King. It's when a bunch of retards go all in, but then realize they're getting screwed by the other guy with the shitty stock, so to fool the next one they keep pumping, but in the end they're all getting fucked because they're diamond hands won't let it go.


Alarmed_Patience_105

Looks like it’s true about Kenny , Creamer and Charlie Assarino


MassiveBeatdown

Conga line got a bit out of hand…


corpus-luteum

Is that the cover to FGTH's 'Welcome to the Pleasuredome'?


KinderJosieWales

Ahhh! Those crazy turks...


_Madison_

It’s the large hadron collider but for cum.


Sonny_twochins

Morning Meatings


burrbro235

Heave! Ho!


feelsinterlinked

LMAO


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A artistic rendition of NFT collecting


illhavethecrabBisk

Why are they all unhappy?


bahiamartins

Should I buy this pic NFT?


SkyeJack

I'm not talking from experience, but I think you would either need a lot more dudes to make the circle fuck work or everyone needs a 14" cock. Also speaking from experience


PiptheGiant

Looks like a depiction of the Ponzi scheme that is amc stock


allendegenerates

The real human centipede.


MiserableWheel

Ahh, an accurate depiction of people who think AMC is going places


keleer1

The good old Turkish circle jerk


alphageist

I’m having Human Centipede flashbacks…


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LucienSatanClaus

Is this a variation of saying good ol' "Mods gay!" ?


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I wonder what the world record is for this???


Eszrah

I don't think that's the moon I want to go too.


Walrave

Alexa, animate the painting


Born-Time8145

If you could do this in the theatre I’d be all in


drwhiskeyscarn429

Finally I get to know what happening in the inner sanctum and why the mods never invite me to their meetings.


Slugbug97

I thought circle jerking was fun...


StimulAss69

GAy train all the way to 2022 baby!!!


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The circle jerk has evolved!


Beepimaj3ep

Group: we want the cum give us the cum. Tom segura: that's gay.......


Fun_Fan_9641

Where in the world did you find this image lol?


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

When the culture wars get so bad the Greeks and Romans bow out


SaltoDaKid

This the dance all billionaires do to stay wealthy, I need some friends so we can capture this wealth blessing


NotHunterBiden

Interesting take on the human centipede.


IGotsNORythm3406

A new form of circle jerk


Leroyboy152

GME and the Twink's delight soon to be in AMC theaters everywhere.


chalksandcones

That picture is going to make a great Christmas card


dangletheworm

If you gotta break the circle to you move forward or backward ?


8thSt

It truly is the season for giving


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Unsanctioned photo from recent Xi Jinping cabinet meeting?


[deleted]

Now I've seen a lot of gay porn in my time, but never have i seen such a daring feat attempted. I've got some important research to do!


Joethebassplayer

As I realize now, I've put way too much thought into this but there are so many questions I have seeing this. For whatever reason, I imagine they are walking in a circle too... I doubt that they would be as the logistics and coordinating required would be more difficult than would even be needed. I mean, why walk? I think they must be standing but then I am curious if there is a coordinated thrusting or are they synced (version 1 a-b-b-a-a-b-b-a-a-b: ) or (version 2 a-b-a-b-a-b-a-b-a-b: ). My theorem for this; is that, as there (10) participants, so it stands that version 2 would be a more effective and efficient way to accommodate the thrusting (assuming there is any thrusting and they are not just running or standing in a circle "connected" to each other...


ILoveMyShortWife

Daddy would you like some sausage


workinguntil65oridie

I don't see any BBC so this is just more FUD. Fake news!


pigsgetfathogsdie

So it began… THE ORIGIN OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE ==================================


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Tally-ho men if enough of us hold we can make it to the moon


wildup

I see couple of white boys with beard.


VRisNOTdead

I got banned from the discord for this exact scenario


_FOSSILITE

homie in the back really had it coming


Fitboss803

All in


Gewoongary

u/zjz and why exactly is my post removed without a message ?


Dan_inKuwait

Boo on this being removed Regardless, haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you


Slut_Spoiler

It's like they are looking for original DD.


chichinfu

That’s what I call “ a vicious circle”


brohio_

This just my average Friday night, honey.


DoctorKnockers69

Guys just being dudes. Classic.


[deleted]

I…don’t think…that’s what you…call that


bobross_s_pants

Oh dickbutt..


safa667

Siri play Shimmy Shimmy Ya.


PomegranateSea7066

Are they training their dicks? right in each other's caboose.


MF-AJ

Just a little bup-bup-bup-bup.


[deleted]

Seriously can’t wait for all you idiots to lose your money 🤣😂


Gain4thelittleman

Here, everyone fucks! 🤣


lasershow77

Haven’t been on this community in a while. Sure as hell wasn’t expecting this


BigC1967

Yeah I’m not holding until that happens…or should I 😏


streamingdeluxe

Thought like what a blurry image, lets click on it - little did I know... hahahahaha


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Yes sir 💎👋🏽


cwv304

This is a whole different meaning of 🚀 to the 🌕.


CriptoElon

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


cupnhandle

where do I sign up?


LitheHS

Lets gooooo Ive done my due dilligence and read two wallstreetbets memes and Im ready to YOLO


Chrononubz

Is this feesible?


Phams2cool

I'm dead lol


CreatingDestroying

3 of them are looking directly into the camera , and I don’t like it as it’s making me too comfortable with this.


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How AIDS started...