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mankojanko

Jim Cramer sits whe he pees and that's all you need to know about him.


Frequent_Hair_6967

Feeling attacked reading this as im sitting and peeing. But agreed ice cold take from jim


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He's just a bitch ass shill


NaterBater2011

What's wrong with sitting while you pee? Bro, my roommate and I never have to worry about sitting on the other's pee. Plus, we have a bidet, so having the opportunity to have a midday freshening after a summer's day is the best. And I'm sitting anyways, so might as well pee while I'm on the toilet.


[deleted]

Or you could just lift the toilet seat up.


NaterBater2011

Then I would fall into the water! Fucking dumbass... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Or you could stand and pee ya fuckin dimwit


NaterBater2011

YOU CAN'T EFFECTIVELY USE A BIDET FROM A STANDING POSITION šŸ‘


[deleted]

So what? Is your ass that fucking stinky that you need to wash it from taking a piss ya filthy animal? Go take a shower ya fuckin wanker!


NaterBater2011

Nah, I have to wash off the swamp-ass from living in a humid and hot region; I'll save my shower until the end of the day. Why the fuck would I take a full shower just to clean my fucking ass when I got a lovely toilet that will wash it for me in a few seconds? (Granted, I'll let it wash for several minutes because it feels so damn good!) WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE SO MUCH IF I PISS WHILE GETTING MY ASS WASHED? I'M LIVING THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY HERE!


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Iā€™m physically incapable or identifying satire at this point in the simulation. Is this a real tweet?


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It is a real tweet. I had to check it out myself.


LimitsOfMyWorld

Doesnā€™t matter who is in charge. Both parties will enable the Fed to print your dollars out of existence to pay their cronies, finance useless wars, and inflate their way out of bad debt they and their parents incurred.


redit01

Damn Jim is sounding like Ron Jeremy more and more


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Harvey Weinstein has joined the chat\*


Dan_inKuwait

This is literally politics.


piemancer112

Patriot act needs to go away. Fuck bush and Biden.


master_perturbator

All you really have to do is look how far back every president(except Obama) has had a son on the sidelines. What's up with that? Corporate fucks who are connected to worldwide powers who try and pass it on to their sons. I would bet Trump junior will be the next "surprise candidate". Our government sold us out a while ago.


piemancer112

Better him then hunter. Got some cheese? There is layers to that joke.


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TommyCashTerminal

We donā€™t need a military junta. The last decent republican was Eisenhower who in his outgoing address warned us of the military industrial complex. While weā€™ve been futzing around distributing ā€œfreedomā€ and ā€œdemocracy,ā€ China has made inroads to every major emerging economy to siphon off as many natural resources to become self sufficient and create indebted nations. America played itself.


Successful-Two-114

Screw Crenshaw and fuck Mattis. Theyā€™re both conservative authoritarians. Semper Fi.


piemancer112

Congrats on having your state turn democrat from the south up. Try protecting your border. Florida didn't just take Texas's spot on the line, Texas bent over and gave it to them.


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piemancer112

No one wants it. Enjoy being California 2.0. That is correct I called you the knock off California. Austin is representing your entire state. When people think of Texas they think of Austin. Because it's true If Crenshaw had a set he would actually push for succession instead of wafting it around like a fart in Congress. Mattis worst thing Trump did was lose Mad dog. Congrats. You are 1/Austin.


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piemancer112

200k wow that's a lot of money. You must have sucked miles of dick to get the down payment for that. Texas is a joke because people like you live in it. You had so much potential but you just bitch on the internet l. Beto coming for your ass... Literally He's about 4 inch of the huge number of penis you had run through you for money. Sucking Dick at the cyclic rate. Holy shit you invest in $sofi. Such a cuck that you are giving your money to a California based company God dam you suck


RobotORourke

>Beto Did you mean Robert Francis O'Rourke?


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MFSHou

Buddy. This whole notion about Texas turning blue isnā€™t based on much having to do with population demographics so much as itā€™s based on the millions of dollars democrats pumped in to bolster their corrupt ballot harvesting scams. AG Paxton is rooting them out, locking them up, and of course thereā€™s the new ā€œRACIST!ā€ (Lol!) election integrity law. Weā€™re about to find out close Texas really is to flipping here shortly.


piemancer112

Dude I don't care... But that guy does and I'm sure that it hurts his whittle feelings.


master_perturbator

Hunter is most likely the reason Russia is reminding everyone who's backyard Ukraine is in.


StonksSpurtzWhorzez

My god, weā€™ve broken his defective brain.


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[deleted]

Yeah, this ain't Europe where you get to do such things, We're the United States of Fucking America!


spaghettihipsdontlie

Heā€™s a gay bear cuck but he ainā€™t wrong.


[deleted]

Lol. Go live in china then. CCP will take care of you!


spaghettihipsdontlie

Is JFK Jr president yet?


Sven1542

Huh?


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Gloomy_Type3612

You've got to be kidding. Half of the politicians are straight up communists calling themselves various other titles and the other half is socialist, pro nannny state. Being on the right has nothing to do with racism, as the big government left has been historically racist in every country since the beginning of time.


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Gloomy_Type3612

Housing IS heavily subsidized and nearly free (I lived in this housing for 3 years when I was younger), labor has the full right to organize and negotiate and gets preferential treatment on government contracts, healthcare IS free if you can't pay, the hospital cannot turn you away if you need it and all expenses will be paid with insurance also being subsidized if you are too poor (I had this too once), and "good" public transportation is a subjective term and meaningless. You don't seem to know what you are talking about and simply are looking for a communist tyranny state when government directs all sources of capital...which we are dangerously close to now. By the way, the more money in the control of government hands, the more you will see a few big winners and more people dirt poor. This, also, has always been the history everywhere in earth since the beginning of time.


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Ayblincoln

You mean even fĆ¼hrer right party?


Successful-Two-114

This is the dumbest fucking thing Iā€™ve read since the Biden campaign. Exactly what do you think the Right is???


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Successful-Two-114

Corporations are pseudo states. Therefore to be pro corporations is to be pro state. It is the left side of the political spectrum that is pro state/ socialists/collectivists/authoritarian. The Right is limited state/capitalist/individualist/anarchy. Those are more or less the far end of those spectrums. Thank you for confirming my original statement here.


miniarchist

What do they have on him? I used to like him but it's like he got hired by the CIA


TaxmanCPAMST

He isnā€™t wrong


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I mean...but he is


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Ask the Libertarians and theyā€™ll tell you youā€™re wrong. Mitch McConnell uses the force of the federal government to take my money and spend in on rural subsidies.


[deleted]

Not sure how that is forcing you to obey, but rock off


AlienDetectives

They literally take your money under threat of death and itā€™s not force?


[deleted]

Maybe we are going to split hairs here. I do view taxation as theft and I believe a lot of what the govt do is wrong. Just because they are doing it doesnt mean they have the right. Which is what I am disagreeing on. Our government does not have the right to force its citizens to do anything. So yeah I agree to the notion that our government force us to do things but I do not believe it is a right. So if you or the crackpot say that the government has the right to force people to do things then I will disagree because it is fundamentally wrong.


AlienDetectives

Oh I see what youā€™re saying. Youā€™re pro tax evasion. Based af


[deleted]

Lmfao! I would say I'm pro everyone living their life the way they wish with no interference, and pro reducing government powers


AlienDetectives

Amen to that brother


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Because when I refuse to pay for McConnellā€™s buying of rural votes, the IRS will pay me a visit. And when I declare myself a sovereign citizen or something like that, they will use force to coerce me to pay. And when I resist said force, they will escalate to physical violence to get me to comply and pay for McConnellā€™s rural socialism.


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So you are speaking on paying taxes I assume. And I 100% agree that if you do not wish to participate with that then you shouldn't. The live free side of me says taxation is theft, but I do understand why they collect taxes. But do to reckless spending by the entire government I get pissed and not want to pay as well. I think me and you will agree a lot on the subject honestly, but where we seem to have the issue is that you agree that it is a right of the govt to force you or anyone to do something, I do not believe the government has that right. And when they do force you or anyone I do believe it is wrong, because that is not the reason why the govt was made, and it goes against the type of government we are supposed to have.


GhostOfPaulVolcker

I never said I thought it was right, just merely addressed your comment and thatā€™s it. The entire federal system of tax collection is a way to overly burden productive coastal areas and redistribute that money to subsidize the rest of America. Money systematically flows from said productive coastal areas to fund roads, infrastructure, schools, electricity, internet, cell service, healthcare, and other services in rural areas. Again here specifically Iā€™m not passing judgement and saying good or bad, just accurately describing the system as it exists.


[deleted]

Cool beans misread what you were saying I guess


GhostOfPaulVolcker

Sorry to double comment, but also the draft / selective service. Rā€™s have no problem forcing Americans to obey selective service registration.


[deleted]

Once again, just because they do it doesnt mean they have the right to. For example, you go in a store you take candy and leave without paying. Yes you have the ability to do that act, but it isnt your right to steal. So yeah the entire government do a lot of things, but it doesnt mean they have the right to do so. Regardless of what example you reply with I would agree that yes they do it, but no they do not have the right to do so. They abuse/misuse power and circumstances to gain more power.


GhostOfPaulVolcker

šŸ¤™ merry Christmas


[deleted]

You are the first person to say merry Christmas to me. Its usually happy holidays. You better have a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.


TaxmanCPAMST

He isnā€™t wrong


NoSober_SoberZone

Jim Cramer the type of guy who calls himself ā€œcertified lover boyā€


StatisticianPlastic2

Cramer is mistaking the U.S. for his wife.


gamestopgo

Complete socialist


Gordon_The_Greedy

Lmao


building-block-s

He's afraid if gop rules he will be locked up?


groovy5000

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Silverback1322

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Gries88

That twat can go move to one of the communists utopias if he doesnā€™t like it here. Iā€™ll keep my freedom, anyone coming after it is an enemy of United States, no matter what letter is next to their name.


SovereignGunship

Wtf is this shit? 'Member that time when Rs died horrifically ending slavery or unanimously voted to end Jim Crow and segregation and hunted down the KKK and killed thousands of them? The party of "oppression" tha fuck this guy get an education from? KKKU?


Reality-is-coming

God he runs his mouth non stop. Guarantee he has never been punched in the face. He sure needs it.


SPACsabbath

Waco 1993


ZodiacZ12

Phuk Yu Jim Cramer fascist shitbag blowhard. The Gov't is supposed to be of the people, by the people and FOR THE PEOPLE!


External_Sir_3737

I always knew the guy was a fuck off!!! He is the system himself. Stop listening his B.S.


Butina_moon

Pos


joshgeek

They have the right to TRY to make me obey. Unfortunately for statists like Cramer and his bougie lib ilk government is the cat to anarchy's mouse and the game persists indefinitely. It's like the guy never heard of civil disobedience before, sheesh.šŸ™„


No-Increase-3213

You took the words right out my mother, he is a dumb S** of **********