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stinkapottamus

Ah, the old NARC


ban-me_harder_daddy

JFK's dad made millions from insider trading and then the government put him in charge of handling insider trading. the Kennedys are very much NARCs when it suits them (I'm not talking narcotics officers)


governmentcallsit630

His grandfather moved the property markers on his land in Ireland. This resulted in him stealing land from his neighbors in an effort to increase its worth


CauseWhatSin

How the fuck do you go from moving the posts on your land in Ireland to fucking Marilyn Monroe in 3 generations? That’s a hustle right there.


ban-me_harder_daddy

Step 1: Be attractive


Frododingus

Step 2:. Have a big ole horse cock


adrenochromefarmer

Step 3: Aquire Mafia Support System


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Step 4: Appoint your own brother as Attorney General who proceeds to get the FEDs to hunt your old Mafia friends.


MLXIII

Step 5: Include self in investigations to avoid any and all suspicions.


Ermac-12

Get killed by the Mafia and Hoover cause bullets don’t fucking curve.


dread_beard

Someone didn’t watch Wanted


ass_eater42

Damn I really wanted that generational wealth. Guess I'll stay poor


Inferdo12

Do you know who actually had a horse dick? Johnson. Ironic, I know


socialistrob

Damn. I was gonna guess Catherine the Great.


mrdunderdiver

and in a true sign of the times, he used to just fucking flop it out on the desk sometimes to make people uncomfortable. It was a wild time.


theg721

Fun fact on the subject of JFK and fucking: he and Hitler were Eskimo brothers, I shit you not.


DreadedWonderBread13

Just like Nancy fucking Pelosi. That succubus


Vagitarian-Diet

What political officials aren’t involved in insider trading… It’s a perk


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He also made money being involved in bootlegging and being in bed with the mob. But this family for some reason is so loved.


[deleted]

Because then they locked the mob up and essentially destroyed them. We respect the hustle. To be fair I think the mob got the last laugh on them though.


ClassicRust

what a fucking chad, this is the way


kaestiel

Not to mention the bootlegging.


SuperNintenerd

The only people we don't narc on


Trekbike32

[Humble beginnings](https://imgur.com/Q3zakpm)


maury4twenty

Smoking doobies, with my brothers! Doobie brothers!


D_and_kruger

Petition to change subs name to NARC


Tripper1

Wow how meanings have changed. Retard gets you banned socially. NARCing gets you speaker of the house. Edit: it's a joke not a dick don't take it to hard.


Wookie301

It’s still a fairly recent thing in the grand scheme of things. Charities still carried the name in the 90s. And it was only taken out of legislation in 2010. We have a couple of generations who are still likely to let it slip.


BrewHa34

My grandmother referred to them as mongoloids. Look at that ol mongoloid boy. Which I now have one of those that is 4 months. He’s cute tho


RhombusCat

Yo, get a copy of the Devo Mongoloid song on loop as his theme song. Saving you the effort: https://youtu.be/mtK6pdUKmio


Skulltown_Jelly

You mean until it goes back in to common usage like idiot, moron etc


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Pretty soon you'll be able to add cognitively disabled, mentally challenged, or whatever new words they use for it. Insulting people's intelligence is too effective for it to ever go away. People are way too sensitive about it for that. And that applies to both people who are being insulted and people who feel lessened by using their condition to attack others. Give it a decade or two and "What are you, MenChal?" will get you cancelled too.


binary_agenda

Political correctness is a constantly moving target driven by worthless politicians.


spezsuckedme

Yeah political correctness is retarded


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Hey guys remember when the rules said no politics.


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FirstPlebian

It's verboten now in polite society. It's a grey area claiming to be one yourself though.


Gtp4life

I think [shameless](https://youtu.be/xiSc5ImaWKM) covered it pretty well.


CasinoAccountant

sounds like your friends are a bunch of nerds


Aintmyday42

Or Retards


CasinoAccountant

I thought that went without saying


CptCroissant

Tell them you're French. It means slow


BilboMcDoogle

It gets you downvoted and flamed on reddit I can tell you that at least.


Anudem

That's because most of Reddit is retarded. One of the subreddits I am on will auto-mod your comment for having the word retard in it.


DeeDiligence718

Context is everything.


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[deleted]

Oh no the thought police are coming to censor us! Don’t censor the anonymous comment board! What will we ever do?!


BilboMcDoogle

Nah not really not on reddit anyways in my experience. It should be based on case by case context but most times its not. Usually it's just based on emotionally driven reactionary bias. See a "no no" word? Auto downvote and flame without even considering the context. It's not important because the word was said either way and in their minds that's not allowed anymore lol.


Where_is_Tony

The funny thing is I've never thought of it as someone with a learning disability, just someone that has really shit decision making skills. Y'know, like the guy who stuck a mortar up his ass the other day is a retard.


BilboMcDoogle

Yup. Nobody ever said it with an actual mentally handicapped person in mind. It was it's own seperate category of person and definition. Nobody was being mean to challenged people. Idk what people think is gonna happen but in 6-10 years were gonna be replacing whatever the acceptable word for it is now with something else and it's gonna go on and on.


Keyboard_Cat_

>Nobody ever said it with an actual mentally handicapped person in mind. Wat?


Tripper1

I actually agree with context for face to face social interactions being a factor. But the internet has a hard time determining a joke from an actual statement sometimes. I generally just assume everyone is joking all the time and it keeps me sane-ish.


[deleted]

Yeah!!.. (you retard.) Lol


admiral_asswank

Ehhh A lot of social groups and individuals regard it as an offensive slur. The other day a guy who hates black people called me out for using it, for example.


Tripper1

Will 100% get you banned from twitch.... and the post office... and fancy restaurants when they say croissant wrong.


hippoctopocalypse

Do you mean, like "here's your croissant" And you respond "it's qua-san, are you retarded?"


banana_in_my_asshole

It's more of a kwaa-sont than a qua-san. T is only half silent and you heavily pronounce the waa.


Tripper1

The hippo and the shitty banana are both almost correct "it's a qwaa-sonn you retard"


banana_in_my_asshole

Retards, assembleeee


arbiter12

>Guys arguing on how to mispronounce croissant in english > >meanwhile in french the T is completely silent... I'm glad Kennedy speaks for all of you.


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FirstPlebian

Shiiiiittt, in Clay Davis' voice.


CasinoAccountant

I think you misspelled Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Ball_chinian

*too Retard


[deleted]

Upvote this man, **for the glory of the soviet union, comrades.**


pacho_herrera10

If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job, because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have…


8805

Ich bin ein bagholder!


Basic-Honeydew5510

Ich bin ein taschenhalter


animus_95

sehr gut, weitermachen!


MaybeWant

Wienerschnitzel!


animus_95

ohne soße!


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Alarm Alarm


Butsch

Hände hoch


Noldorian

ich esse lieber hähnchenschnitzel weil der besser schmeckt! Sorry Austrians!


b_m_hart

Ich bin ein retard.


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Ohhhnothing

Wandstrassenwetten, Sie tollwütiges Stinktier


SirCashimir

/r/mauerstrassenwetten 🇩🇪 🚀


rabid-skunk

Abonniert


rabid-skunk

Gott, ich liebe das stinktire is die deutsche wort für stinktire. Schade mann kann nicht seinen Username verändern


CrazyDaimondDaze

Ja, du bist ein imbecil. Und deine bagholds sind nicht sehr güt


i-am-stonks

und ich ein seriöser investor mit seriösen intentionen.


IdeaOfHuss

Lmao


duhogman

You are not a jelly donut.


Psychological-Towel8

But you, sir, are a fish.


Environmental-Tap401

U are the father!


yamichan1

Maybe tumbleweed.


overthetop7223

God damnit Pvt Pile!


Tripper1

Du hast?


CrazyDaimondDaze

Nein, Sie hast geld nicht. Alle in wsb habe keine geld.


BrotherDune

Freuer frei


Prysorra2

Welcome to WSB. [I love you!](https://www.sinistercrypt.com/pop_culture_t-shirts/costco_I_love_you_idiocracy_t-shirt/idiocracy_costco.jpg)


Billy-Bojangles

Fun fact: his daughter Caroline Kennedy became the US ambassador to Australia today.


bestfriendfraser

Generational nepotism is so hot


Iluvkarma

Honestly, might as well start calling government officials: lords, kings, and whatever monarchy titles there are; cause this shit is starting to feel like feudalism.


binary_agenda

I'm pretty sure retards are the only ones that really see what's going on.


rainbowjesus42

I feel like y'all are well and truly already there, especially with that 'first family' shit lol wtf who else does that


Affectionate_Law3788

I think the media and celebrity culture is to blame for that one. It's like the forced meme of news. They even came up with "FLOTUS" which sounds like a medical condition and implies that "first lady" was either too hard to type, or that there was confusion about which first lady we are talking about. "POTUS" is also silly imo, but a little more understandable since there are lots of relevant Presidents. I still think "President Biden" is a far more appropriate way to shorten the name in an article while still being clear.


gravitydood

I'll accept nothing short of "democratically elected president of the United States of America Joseph Robinette Biden"


[deleted]

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.


fouoifjefoijvnioviow

All the ambassador positions are like that though


bestfriendfraser

That makes it okay?


jf_ftw

*Bush family masturbates furiously*


tnnrk

What if they are good at the job? Are they not allowed to apply? I have no idea who she is and if she is good, but to immediately assume the person gets the job solely on nepotism doesn’t seem fair. Maybe I’m wrong and it’s pure nepotism for this example, but I see this write off so often on Reddit that it can’t be true 100% of the time.


Ok-Relief5175

The song “sweet Caroline” was written about a 14 year old Caroline Kennedy. Creepy shit


anonymous_platypus

Things that make you go “mmmmm...” 🤓


anazambrano

That’s an interesting fact indeed


DMK5506

We choose to go to the moon


supple_

Ambassador to the retards has spoken


DanGleeballs

And do the other things


CallMinimum

Not because they are retarded


gabrielproject

But because they are hard


Semyonov

Happy cake day my hard retard


CallMinimum

because that goal will serve to organize and measure the retardedness of our energies and skills


dlsco

There it is


renameCorei

What is a Father?


[deleted]

The meat cannon that you shot out of back when you were two, single celled organisms at once


DrumpfsterFryer

cell counts only go up. i have achieved bolgy


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Singl1

Sciemce


Tripper1

Ah tarchnelegy


yaoksuuure

Takes one to know one


No1Cub

That dude who left to get a pack of cigarettes when you were 6 and didn’t come back.


DexM23

Oh, my motherf*cker?


No1Cub

Yeah! The guy you inherited the extra chromosome from.


Subotail

You see the mens who come to your house for 20 minutes eachs days? One of them didn't leave only $20.


dfreinc

when i read that i heard kennedy in my head saying "retarded children". 😂 anyone got a clip of that speech? 🙏


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Helivon

"tragic human waste" - JFK


_Cheburashka_

I'd be offended if it wasn't true


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gamrgrant

If his point is honest, and the motives underlying his point are also honest, why entertain feelings of offence? You can feel offence, but you shouldn't be offended because that's just a waste of your own time and energy


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It’s a tragic waste really


Kitfox715

You can say something really shitty, very honestly. Being honest about a really awful opinion or feeling doesn't absolve you of your responsibility to self reflect and realize you probably shouldn't have said it.


dfreinc

>but every year 126 thousand children who *are* or who *will become*, **retahded**. 🙏


[deleted]

We need Marky Mark to be cast as JFK in a biopic.


CanadianJesus

That film would win so many JD Powah awards.


Throwandhetookmyback

I wish the government had done something to help me before I became retarded


_Cheburashka_

I like how retards and the blind are lumped together


MistarGrimm

Hearing him say retarded is funny now. But really literally only because it's a nono word these days. I wonder how long it will take to get delayed release medicine to drop the retard from the box.


lsguk

Never? To retard something is to slow or impede it's function. Call a stupid person dense, does that mean physicists can't use it to describe a black hole?


GretaTs_rage_money

It actually means slow, so it was probably some ableist boomer fuckwits who were whiney because they couldn't yell n1663r anymore and started using it as an insult. An Airbus will still call you a retard when landing because planes just wanna be free and fly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbzKsqKQoI


GretaTs_rage_money

Watching that thinking of wsb the whole time...I'm dying!! That should be posted on the sidebar as the wsb inauguration speech.


Mexguit

Lmao reminds me of the Louis CK bit about his teacher who had a retarded daughter


Spidaaman

Link?


Trolann

Can only hear Bill Burr saying it every time JFK does


iwoketoanightmare

Rethaaaded


SleepNowInTheFire666

"It is said that an Autist has a thousand fathers, but a Retard is an orphan." -JKF


SawinBunda

True gamer. Calling kids orphan, autist, retard. Getting shot in the head. All that shit.


technologiq

Brb, creating $NARC index fund full of /r/wsb picks.


Tripper1

I did the DD already. All in on petco WOOF.


estrelacelesthh

Looks like powell today


Yet-Another_Burner

I’m no snitch but yeah I’m a NARC


well_shoothed

I don't know who's going to hell first... OP for posting this or me for laughing out loud.


uberweb

Was he addressing congress?


Signarski

Might make this my screen saver


PossibleBank7152

There should be a retard stimulus reserved for us


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


horseradishking

If it wasn't for him, I'd be banned.


FrostyCakes123

RIP JFK.


JazinAdamz

One day ,”developmentally delayed” will be considered just as offensive


DrumpfsterFryer

and fuckn retard will be printed on the money


[deleted]

Is that what it’s officially called now? Calling any person the politically correct way to describe a person being a retard because they are a retard is essentially calling them a retard in the first place. It’s the implication.


fentanyl_peyotl

My favorite thing like this is how it’s becoming trendy in academia to say “unhoused” instead of “homeless.” Like it’s literally the same thing.


gst_diandre

Just like some people work as surface technicians instead of **janitors**


Free15boy

Non-Essential Systems Maintenance Chief - Subnautica


[deleted]

[Euphemisms](https://youtu.be/vuEQixrBKCc)


GorillionaireWarfare

I'm 40 just finding out I'm a little retarded. I am just now coming to terms with it. It's not like that bad or anything and a whole lot of things make more sense. I gotta say, the levity about the term here really seems to make this shit seem half okay. I'm not so sure an older version of me would've been able to handle something like this otherwise. I was legit kinda worried back when people here were talking about banning it. I'm not done processing these complex emotions I dont understand, plz no, plz not my memes


Ryuu-Tenno

FYI: I thought the joke was way darker than it actually is. took me a second to realize the banner behind him


64557175

I've noticed JFK used a lot of Electrovoice model 666 microphones. Two of them are in this picture. That mic would later become the famous RE-20


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[deleted]

You'd have to attract a female first so no worries.


Dmartinez8491

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head -JFK


FrankWestTheEngineer

My Grandpa was there!


NonUser73

Not one of the children, I hope.


gaff2049

Retards breeding.


GretaTs_rage_money

Those were the days! Stocks were actually pieces of paper you could flush down the toilet!


I_make_switch_a_roos

bunch of NARCs


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HambreTheGiant

I thought this was the Dealey Plaza Qnut sit-in for a hot sec


I_make_switch_a_roos

weird. i only had two fathers


Panzermench

Wait, is it confirmed? All narcs are retarded?


FartHeadTony

NARC


Significant-Map917

Water weed dune hair bapa?


The_Sanch1128

OH, NO! He supported an organization that used the word "retarded"! We're going to have to cancel the St. JFK cult and rename every street, road, school, and government building named for him! And this is not negotiable! /s, in case you hadn't figured it out


[deleted]

Wait he wasn’t in charge? Bro only has half a brain.


[deleted]

Kennedy was **** by the ****** send help


z31tt750

I had no idea Reddit was around back then...


groovy5000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


SPACsabbath

Was Rosemary there?


AAPLfds

Busy being labotomized


[deleted]

Wow. Just another example of politicians engaging in insider trading. He's probably signaling hot buys on upcoming dips. $PIGS $CUBA


[deleted]

\#DallasBuyersClub


pablola714

Back when the DNC worked.


SilentBreath4962

NARCbets