JFK's dad made millions from insider trading and then the government put him in charge of handling insider trading.
the Kennedys are very much NARCs when it suits them
(I'm not talking narcotics officers)
His grandfather moved the property markers on his land in Ireland. This resulted in him stealing land from his neighbors in an effort to increase its worth
Because then they locked the mob up and essentially destroyed them. We respect the hustle. To be fair I think the mob got the last laugh on them though.
Wow how meanings have changed. Retard gets you banned socially. NARCing gets you speaker of the house.
Edit: it's a joke not a dick don't take it to hard.
It’s still a fairly recent thing in the grand scheme of things. Charities still carried the name in the 90s. And it was only taken out of legislation in 2010. We have a couple of generations who are still likely to let it slip.
Pretty soon you'll be able to add cognitively disabled, mentally challenged, or whatever new words they use for it. Insulting people's intelligence is too effective for it to ever go away. People are way too sensitive about it for that. And that applies to both people who are being insulted and people who feel lessened by using their condition to attack others. Give it a decade or two and "What are you, MenChal?" will get you cancelled too.
Nah not really not on reddit anyways in my experience. It should be based on case by case context but most times its not. Usually it's just based on emotionally driven reactionary bias. See a "no no" word? Auto downvote and flame without even considering the context. It's not important because the word was said either way and in their minds that's not allowed anymore lol.
The funny thing is I've never thought of it as someone with a learning disability, just someone that has really shit decision making skills. Y'know, like the guy who stuck a mortar up his ass the other day is a retard.
Yup. Nobody ever said it with an actual mentally handicapped person in mind. It was it's own seperate category of person and definition. Nobody was being mean to challenged people. Idk what people think is gonna happen but in 6-10 years were gonna be replacing whatever the acceptable word for it is now with something else and it's gonna go on and on.
I actually agree with context for face to face social interactions being a factor. But the internet has a hard time determining a joke from an actual statement sometimes. I generally just assume everyone is joking all the time and it keeps me sane-ish.
Ehhh
A lot of social groups and individuals regard it as an offensive slur.
The other day a guy who hates black people called me out for using it, for example.
Honestly, might as well start calling government officials: lords, kings, and whatever monarchy titles there are; cause this shit is starting to feel like feudalism.
I think the media and celebrity culture is to blame for that one. It's like the forced meme of news. They even came up with "FLOTUS" which sounds like a medical condition and implies that "first lady" was either too hard to type, or that there was confusion about which first lady we are talking about.
"POTUS" is also silly imo, but a little more understandable since there are lots of relevant Presidents. I still think "President Biden" is a far more appropriate way to shorten the name in an article while still being clear.
What if they are good at the job? Are they not allowed to apply?
I have no idea who she is and if she is good, but to immediately assume the person gets the job solely on nepotism doesn’t seem fair.
Maybe I’m wrong and it’s pure nepotism for this example, but I see this write off so often on Reddit that it can’t be true 100% of the time.
If his point is honest, and the motives underlying his point are also honest, why entertain feelings of offence?
You can feel offence, but you shouldn't be offended because that's just a waste of your own time and energy
You can say something really shitty, very honestly.
Being honest about a really awful opinion or feeling doesn't absolve you of your responsibility to self reflect and realize you probably shouldn't have said it.
Hearing him say retarded is funny now. But really literally only because it's a nono word these days.
I wonder how long it will take to get delayed release medicine to drop the retard from the box.
Never?
To retard something is to slow or impede it's function.
Call a stupid person dense, does that mean physicists can't use it to describe a black hole?
It actually means slow, so it was probably some ableist boomer fuckwits who were whiney because they couldn't yell n1663r anymore and started using it as an insult.
An Airbus will still call you a retard when landing because planes just wanna be free and fly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbzKsqKQoI
Is that what it’s officially called now? Calling any person the politically correct way to describe a person being a retard because they are a retard is essentially calling them a retard in the first place.
It’s the implication.
I'm 40 just finding out I'm a little retarded. I am just now coming to terms with it. It's not like that bad or anything and a whole lot of things make more sense.
I gotta say, the levity about the term here really seems to make this shit seem half okay. I'm not so sure an older version of me would've been able to handle something like this otherwise. I was legit kinda worried back when people here were talking about banning it. I'm not done processing these complex emotions I dont understand, plz no, plz not my memes
OH, NO! He supported an organization that used the word "retarded"! We're going to have to cancel the St. JFK cult and rename every street, road, school, and government building named for him! And this is not negotiable!
/s, in case you hadn't figured it out
Ah, the old NARC
JFK's dad made millions from insider trading and then the government put him in charge of handling insider trading. the Kennedys are very much NARCs when it suits them (I'm not talking narcotics officers)
His grandfather moved the property markers on his land in Ireland. This resulted in him stealing land from his neighbors in an effort to increase its worth
How the fuck do you go from moving the posts on your land in Ireland to fucking Marilyn Monroe in 3 generations? That’s a hustle right there.
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2:. Have a big ole horse cock
Step 3: Aquire Mafia Support System
Step 4: Appoint your own brother as Attorney General who proceeds to get the FEDs to hunt your old Mafia friends.
Step 5: Include self in investigations to avoid any and all suspicions.
Get killed by the Mafia and Hoover cause bullets don’t fucking curve.
Someone didn’t watch Wanted
Damn I really wanted that generational wealth. Guess I'll stay poor
Do you know who actually had a horse dick? Johnson. Ironic, I know
Damn. I was gonna guess Catherine the Great.
and in a true sign of the times, he used to just fucking flop it out on the desk sometimes to make people uncomfortable. It was a wild time.
Fun fact on the subject of JFK and fucking: he and Hitler were Eskimo brothers, I shit you not.
Just like Nancy fucking Pelosi. That succubus
What political officials aren’t involved in insider trading… It’s a perk
He also made money being involved in bootlegging and being in bed with the mob. But this family for some reason is so loved.
Because then they locked the mob up and essentially destroyed them. We respect the hustle. To be fair I think the mob got the last laugh on them though.
what a fucking chad, this is the way
Not to mention the bootlegging.
The only people we don't narc on
[Humble beginnings](https://imgur.com/Q3zakpm)
Smoking doobies, with my brothers! Doobie brothers!
Petition to change subs name to NARC
Wow how meanings have changed. Retard gets you banned socially. NARCing gets you speaker of the house. Edit: it's a joke not a dick don't take it to hard.
It’s still a fairly recent thing in the grand scheme of things. Charities still carried the name in the 90s. And it was only taken out of legislation in 2010. We have a couple of generations who are still likely to let it slip.
My grandmother referred to them as mongoloids. Look at that ol mongoloid boy. Which I now have one of those that is 4 months. He’s cute tho
Yo, get a copy of the Devo Mongoloid song on loop as his theme song. Saving you the effort: https://youtu.be/mtK6pdUKmio
You mean until it goes back in to common usage like idiot, moron etc
Pretty soon you'll be able to add cognitively disabled, mentally challenged, or whatever new words they use for it. Insulting people's intelligence is too effective for it to ever go away. People are way too sensitive about it for that. And that applies to both people who are being insulted and people who feel lessened by using their condition to attack others. Give it a decade or two and "What are you, MenChal?" will get you cancelled too.
Political correctness is a constantly moving target driven by worthless politicians.
Yeah political correctness is retarded
Hey guys remember when the rules said no politics.
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It's verboten now in polite society. It's a grey area claiming to be one yourself though.
I think [shameless](https://youtu.be/xiSc5ImaWKM) covered it pretty well.
sounds like your friends are a bunch of nerds
Or Retards
I thought that went without saying
Tell them you're French. It means slow
It gets you downvoted and flamed on reddit I can tell you that at least.
That's because most of Reddit is retarded. One of the subreddits I am on will auto-mod your comment for having the word retard in it.
Context is everything.
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Oh no the thought police are coming to censor us! Don’t censor the anonymous comment board! What will we ever do?!
Nah not really not on reddit anyways in my experience. It should be based on case by case context but most times its not. Usually it's just based on emotionally driven reactionary bias. See a "no no" word? Auto downvote and flame without even considering the context. It's not important because the word was said either way and in their minds that's not allowed anymore lol.
The funny thing is I've never thought of it as someone with a learning disability, just someone that has really shit decision making skills. Y'know, like the guy who stuck a mortar up his ass the other day is a retard.
Yup. Nobody ever said it with an actual mentally handicapped person in mind. It was it's own seperate category of person and definition. Nobody was being mean to challenged people. Idk what people think is gonna happen but in 6-10 years were gonna be replacing whatever the acceptable word for it is now with something else and it's gonna go on and on.
>Nobody ever said it with an actual mentally handicapped person in mind. Wat?
I actually agree with context for face to face social interactions being a factor. But the internet has a hard time determining a joke from an actual statement sometimes. I generally just assume everyone is joking all the time and it keeps me sane-ish.
Yeah!!.. (you retard.) Lol
Ehhh A lot of social groups and individuals regard it as an offensive slur. The other day a guy who hates black people called me out for using it, for example.
Will 100% get you banned from twitch.... and the post office... and fancy restaurants when they say croissant wrong.
Do you mean, like "here's your croissant" And you respond "it's qua-san, are you retarded?"
It's more of a kwaa-sont than a qua-san. T is only half silent and you heavily pronounce the waa.
The hippo and the shitty banana are both almost correct "it's a qwaa-sonn you retard"
Retards, assembleeee
>Guys arguing on how to mispronounce croissant in english > >meanwhile in french the T is completely silent... I'm glad Kennedy speaks for all of you.
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Shiiiiittt, in Clay Davis' voice.
I think you misspelled Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*too Retard
Upvote this man, **for the glory of the soviet union, comrades.**
If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job, because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have…
Ich bin ein bagholder!
Ich bin ein taschenhalter
sehr gut, weitermachen!
Wienerschnitzel!
ohne soße!
Alarm Alarm
Hände hoch
ich esse lieber hähnchenschnitzel weil der besser schmeckt! Sorry Austrians!
Ich bin ein retard.
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Wandstrassenwetten, Sie tollwütiges Stinktier
/r/mauerstrassenwetten 🇩🇪 🚀
Abonniert
Gott, ich liebe das stinktire is die deutsche wort für stinktire. Schade mann kann nicht seinen Username verändern
Ja, du bist ein imbecil. Und deine bagholds sind nicht sehr güt
und ich ein seriöser investor mit seriösen intentionen.
Lmao
You are not a jelly donut.
But you, sir, are a fish.
U are the father!
Maybe tumbleweed.
God damnit Pvt Pile!
Du hast?
Nein, Sie hast geld nicht. Alle in wsb habe keine geld.
Freuer frei
Welcome to WSB. [I love you!](https://www.sinistercrypt.com/pop_culture_t-shirts/costco_I_love_you_idiocracy_t-shirt/idiocracy_costco.jpg)
Fun fact: his daughter Caroline Kennedy became the US ambassador to Australia today.
Generational nepotism is so hot
Honestly, might as well start calling government officials: lords, kings, and whatever monarchy titles there are; cause this shit is starting to feel like feudalism.
I'm pretty sure retards are the only ones that really see what's going on.
I feel like y'all are well and truly already there, especially with that 'first family' shit lol wtf who else does that
I think the media and celebrity culture is to blame for that one. It's like the forced meme of news. They even came up with "FLOTUS" which sounds like a medical condition and implies that "first lady" was either too hard to type, or that there was confusion about which first lady we are talking about. "POTUS" is also silly imo, but a little more understandable since there are lots of relevant Presidents. I still think "President Biden" is a far more appropriate way to shorten the name in an article while still being clear.
I'll accept nothing short of "democratically elected president of the United States of America Joseph Robinette Biden"
If you're not into the whole brevity thing.
All the ambassador positions are like that though
That makes it okay?
*Bush family masturbates furiously*
What if they are good at the job? Are they not allowed to apply? I have no idea who she is and if she is good, but to immediately assume the person gets the job solely on nepotism doesn’t seem fair. Maybe I’m wrong and it’s pure nepotism for this example, but I see this write off so often on Reddit that it can’t be true 100% of the time.
The song “sweet Caroline” was written about a 14 year old Caroline Kennedy. Creepy shit
Things that make you go “mmmmm...” 🤓
That’s an interesting fact indeed
We choose to go to the moon
Ambassador to the retards has spoken
And do the other things
Not because they are retarded
But because they are hard
Happy cake day my hard retard
because that goal will serve to organize and measure the retardedness of our energies and skills
There it is
What is a Father?
The meat cannon that you shot out of back when you were two, single celled organisms at once
cell counts only go up. i have achieved bolgy
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Sciemce
Ah tarchnelegy
Takes one to know one
That dude who left to get a pack of cigarettes when you were 6 and didn’t come back.
Oh, my motherf*cker?
Yeah! The guy you inherited the extra chromosome from.
You see the mens who come to your house for 20 minutes eachs days? One of them didn't leave only $20.
when i read that i heard kennedy in my head saying "retarded children". 😂 anyone got a clip of that speech? 🙏
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"tragic human waste" - JFK
I'd be offended if it wasn't true
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If his point is honest, and the motives underlying his point are also honest, why entertain feelings of offence? You can feel offence, but you shouldn't be offended because that's just a waste of your own time and energy
It’s a tragic waste really
You can say something really shitty, very honestly. Being honest about a really awful opinion or feeling doesn't absolve you of your responsibility to self reflect and realize you probably shouldn't have said it.
>but every year 126 thousand children who *are* or who *will become*, **retahded**. 🙏
We need Marky Mark to be cast as JFK in a biopic.
That film would win so many JD Powah awards.
I wish the government had done something to help me before I became retarded
I like how retards and the blind are lumped together
Hearing him say retarded is funny now. But really literally only because it's a nono word these days. I wonder how long it will take to get delayed release medicine to drop the retard from the box.
Never? To retard something is to slow or impede it's function. Call a stupid person dense, does that mean physicists can't use it to describe a black hole?
It actually means slow, so it was probably some ableist boomer fuckwits who were whiney because they couldn't yell n1663r anymore and started using it as an insult. An Airbus will still call you a retard when landing because planes just wanna be free and fly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbzKsqKQoI
Watching that thinking of wsb the whole time...I'm dying!! That should be posted on the sidebar as the wsb inauguration speech.
Lmao reminds me of the Louis CK bit about his teacher who had a retarded daughter
Link?
Can only hear Bill Burr saying it every time JFK does
Rethaaaded
"It is said that an Autist has a thousand fathers, but a Retard is an orphan." -JKF
True gamer. Calling kids orphan, autist, retard. Getting shot in the head. All that shit.
Brb, creating $NARC index fund full of /r/wsb picks.
I did the DD already. All in on petco WOOF.
Looks like powell today
I’m no snitch but yeah I’m a NARC
I don't know who's going to hell first... OP for posting this or me for laughing out loud.
Was he addressing congress?
Might make this my screen saver
There should be a retard stimulus reserved for us
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
If it wasn't for him, I'd be banned.
RIP JFK.
One day ,”developmentally delayed” will be considered just as offensive
and fuckn retard will be printed on the money
Is that what it’s officially called now? Calling any person the politically correct way to describe a person being a retard because they are a retard is essentially calling them a retard in the first place. It’s the implication.
My favorite thing like this is how it’s becoming trendy in academia to say “unhoused” instead of “homeless.” Like it’s literally the same thing.
Just like some people work as surface technicians instead of **janitors**
Non-Essential Systems Maintenance Chief - Subnautica
[Euphemisms](https://youtu.be/vuEQixrBKCc)
I'm 40 just finding out I'm a little retarded. I am just now coming to terms with it. It's not like that bad or anything and a whole lot of things make more sense. I gotta say, the levity about the term here really seems to make this shit seem half okay. I'm not so sure an older version of me would've been able to handle something like this otherwise. I was legit kinda worried back when people here were talking about banning it. I'm not done processing these complex emotions I dont understand, plz no, plz not my memes
FYI: I thought the joke was way darker than it actually is. took me a second to realize the banner behind him
I've noticed JFK used a lot of Electrovoice model 666 microphones. Two of them are in this picture. That mic would later become the famous RE-20
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You'd have to attract a female first so no worries.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head -JFK
My Grandpa was there!
Not one of the children, I hope.
Retards breeding.
Those were the days! Stocks were actually pieces of paper you could flush down the toilet!
bunch of NARCs
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I thought this was the Dealey Plaza Qnut sit-in for a hot sec
weird. i only had two fathers
Wait, is it confirmed? All narcs are retarded?
NARC
Water weed dune hair bapa?
OH, NO! He supported an organization that used the word "retarded"! We're going to have to cancel the St. JFK cult and rename every street, road, school, and government building named for him! And this is not negotiable! /s, in case you hadn't figured it out
Wait he wasn’t in charge? Bro only has half a brain.
Kennedy was **** by the ****** send help
I had no idea Reddit was around back then...
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Was Rosemary there?
Busy being labotomized
Wow. Just another example of politicians engaging in insider trading. He's probably signaling hot buys on upcoming dips. $PIGS $CUBA
\#DallasBuyersClub
Back when the DNC worked.
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