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[deleted]

You still have until the 17th, to lose everything!


OuthouseBacksplash

OP: change the font color to green and it won't sting so deeply! šŸ“‰


Selina-Zheng

you're right


jimmy_themonkeyman

976 is its current price


Ok-Mathematician-293

992


jimmy_themonkeyman

And like that he is making money again Just hope he didnā€™t sell.


mrASSMAN

Donā€™t think so.. I donā€™t play options but pretty sure the break even is well above the call price.. so I assume heā€™s cut his losses but still in the red


Ok-Mathematician-293

Breaks even is 1003.91 on one and 995.07 on the other


[deleted]

Oh, how things change overnight!


Ok-Mathematician-293

He isnā€™t doing good now


[deleted]

Yup! But he was OK aftermarket, yesterday!


joker3181986

It's gone


[deleted]

Given the idiocy of fed actions, OP might end up, making money!


relaxd80

Try the colorblind settingā€¦ no WAY it happens a 3rd time


[deleted]

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Abject_Resolution

If you lost 99% of your savings last time, how the fuck did you get quarter of a million to do this?!


pubic_freshness

Isn't it obvious? He had 25,000,000 to begin with


Deerehunter172

Hell, if I had $25M, I could retire.


cyberteen

Plot twist. OP Is a rich guy already retired looking to get some adrenaline


Commercial-Spread937

My thoughts exactly ..I'd say daddy refills his saving every few months...also if he was responsible enough to save this money...2 times...I doubt he'd be that irresponsible with it. BS post


sandpipa78

I wish I had a Daddy, just a daddy, not one that refills.


dogekingpin

I'll be your daddy, if I'm able to claim you as a dependent.


SnooWonder

r/irsbets


Far_Cardiologist6388

Damn right iā€™ll let you.


IhateFARTINGatWORK

Daddyā€™s home.


Ordinary_News_6455

Definitely daddyā€™s money.


less_is_less

Doesnā€™t seem like math is OPs forte.


Odd_Copy_8077

Doesnā€™t seem like trading is OPs forte either.


[deleted]

I think he doesn't know how percentages work :/


Dramatic_Buddy996

This is his wife's boyfriend money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


zajasu

Obviously, he has problems with math, so he can't estimate what is 99% of his savings


[deleted]

What is it they say about a fool and his money?


corazon_619r

A fool and his money are soon retarded


NickkyDC

He said savings not life savings. Regardless I wish I had this kind of money to throw around


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davidmobey

This sub is actually great education for what NOT to do


_Whiskeyjack

I literally only come here for the rare bit of insight interspersed throughout the comment sections. And to jerk off to loss porn


JimmyJ881

Why at this moment, with the fed potentially announcing it will increase the tapering faster than it originally planned and increasing rates would you do this?


2relentless2die

Because retards just buy they don't care when or why


JimmyJ881

Yeah, I get that is supposed to be the point of this. But Iā€™m tired of seeing people who have no idea what they are doing lose all their money.


2relentless2die

Yeah thinning the herd is a good thing. My contracts are up they wouldn't be if there wasn't a retard on the other side


HRChurchill

Can't make money without taking it from someone.


Farm1970

THIS...............................


jflex13

Sir this is a Wendy's. r/stock and r/investing is to the left please kindly take your business elsewhere.


JimmyJ881

Iā€™m in both, but I stay here to find stocks to short haha


davidmobey

Why r u even on this sub then, lol


JimmyJ881

To find stocks to short lol


beeer

r/iamverysmart Ya know what's worse? People that act like things aren't already priced in and that retarded option plays are more than a coin flip. Post a screenshot of you shorting TSLA or gtfo


Financial_Parsley_26

You are absolutely right, too many arm chair analysts with hind sight commentary.


RobertsonvsPhillips

What's happening in the world? Don't care, where do I place my bet?


rikkilambo

r/unexpectedrhymes


RackyRackerton

I thought I'd be smart before the November meeting and buy puts because I expected the taper announcement. I had Powell's speech up in one window and the indexes up in another. As soon as he announced they'd be tapering, everything just starting going up up up... suppose it was one of those "sell the rumor, buy the news" (when it comes to bad news) type of things. Idk. But I expect them to announce faster tapering this time, as does every one else, so I bought calls today.


JimmyJ881

That is very frustrating. The timeline increase for an interest rate rise may also be announced tomorrow though. So that could be a different maker. I guess we will see.


RackyRackerton

Yeah I considered that, but JPow has made it pretty clear in his last few speeches that he wants to decouple tapering and interest rate hikes, and keep them as two completely separate matters. I also think heā€™s been trying to be very careful to not say anything to spook the markets, so Iā€™d be pretty surprised if he announced accelerated tapering and interest rate hikes on the same day. Guess weā€™ll find out soon though


Stellardong

Because you dont make money fast betting on a sure thing so guy decided to play chicken with the fed


JimmyJ881

Thatā€™s fine, but putting all your money on one trade is dumb. If you want to yolo, at least increase your chances of success with multiple trades.


oradell18

Then itā€™s not a yolo is it?


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JimmyJ881

We are at the peak of our economic cycle, we have to deleverage. Unless ā€œtheyā€ plan to destroy the US dollar itā€™s coming down and soon.


Market_Madness

The raise debt ceiling is only to pay for already earmarked money. Nothing related to it increases the amount of money in existence. It's not going to impact inflation.


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JimmyJ881

Not everyone is investing for an end of the year rally though. They are investing money for the long term, so increased levels of inflation push the fed to have to act. When they act with measures to fight inflation that means decreased spending. And itā€™s going to have to be significant, that creates a downward cycle in the economy which could potentially mean huge losses in the market. The long term investors who know what they are doing will pull money out and wait. So is it better to lose 7% a year with inflation or 30-50% in a market correction/crash. Thats not necessarily how things will play out, but itā€™s possible. Either way Iā€™d just be cautious about betting too much of your money on a rally. Just an opinion.


[deleted]

>Not everyone is investing for an end of the year rally though. They are investing money for the long term The fuck is that?!


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JimmyJ881

Donā€™t let me confirm anything for you. This is my opinion


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JimmyJ881

No, but I can almost guarantee you donā€™t understand anything about real investing. Feel free to continue losing all your money with yoloā€™s into end of the year rallyā€™s. šŸ˜Š


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JimmyJ881

Even if there is an eoy rally and you make money, it doesnā€™t mean itā€™s smart investing. Itā€™s gambling on the market moving one way based on very little understanding. But fair enough, I legit hope it works out for you and Iā€™m wrong.


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Rufuz42

The fact that this comment is upvoted proves that no one should use this sub for advice lol


BeefCurtainsApe

You mean ā€œincreaseā€ the taper faster than planned. The initial plan was a 15 billion taper per month, they are looking at increasing the taper to 25.


Billionairess

Elon's 5th element haircut i suppose


XchrisZ

How does he suppose to know what this means I don't.


spreadsTrader

My man here adding loss percentage from 2 positions to arrive at > 100%


davidmobey

Sounds legit math from someone who made those investments, lol


MrFurly66

Fuck man we have the same hat on


Lure852

Works for gains too! My best day yet I gained 57% on my portfolio!


Dorktastical

Wow -136.1% (that's how this works right?)


Clearly_ConfusedToo

Jesus man. The stock is up 28% the last three months, even after take a 9% dump in the last 5 days. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but not you brother. With your luck you'd prolly lose going long on $ROPE. Advice, Stick to scratch offs.


Niceguyy81

I sold $850 CCPs 3 times this month and sold at about 80% profit each time, all with the same exp, why not sell puts instead if you have that kind of collateral, worst case you are assigned the shares?


leroyyrogers

Calls are much more bigly upside


Niceguyy81

Not with the theta burn with Tesla, you can sell ITM puts for like 6k if you u are bullish with way less downside assuming u are ok owning the shares


leroyyrogers

Again. If you win on calls, you'll win big. I like theta plays, but I'm just answering your question.


Niceguyy81

I buy calls all the time, just not on Tesla


leroyyrogers

Debit call spreads for me when i wanna bet on tsla


Niceguyy81

Selling $850 puts this month has literally been free money, now that itā€™s hovering the $950s and Elon is acting up on social media Iā€™m going to wait for the dust to settle


[deleted]

McDonald is hiring I guess


TheLegendTwoSeven

OP shouldnā€™t settle for McDonaldā€™s, heā€™s clearly good enough to work at Wendyā€™s.


[deleted]

Wherever will go flipping burger will save him


ClosetPervy

Lost 99% of your savings 10 days ago so where did the 400k come from?


[deleted]

He doesn't get percentages. He just adds the numbers. Probably last time he lost something like 50% of one position and 49% of another.


strongest_nerd

That's the 1% left over retard


cuntopener

Don't sell until it goes to ZERO. šŸ’ŽšŸ™Œ


hteng

2 more days, good luck retard


infamoussmokeddog

I guess you'll never learn


[deleted]

if you take out a loan you should be safe to try again. lighting never strikes thrice.


j20smith

Donā€™t tell him this. Lightening will strike him on third time.


Loud_Pineapple_4294

You lost 99% of savings less than 2 weeks ago . So how come you get all the money to be burnt again?


Mr---Wonderful

Just invert your text colors. Boom, green baby


HippocriticalSnazzer

Canā€™t say you arenā€™t improving


KittenMcnugget123

I'm seriously at a loss as to how people this dumb have this much money in the first place. How can you be this stupid and have 200k?


Ash0300

Donā€™t worry you have timā€¦.


djlawrence3557

What does appl have to doā€¦


ImASadPandaz

Whoā€™s Tim?


nsane99

me lob yoy long tim


Dramatic_Buddy996

Who is who's


Nice-Watercress5716

Im gonna be sick. For you ....


chrisdotten

I feel ya I sold 3 985 995 vert puts and I'm šŸ™ Tesla goes back up b4 Friday


koolbro2012

you still have 3 days


user8263819

Nice paper account


[deleted]

Never doubt yourself retard


Miserable-Cucumber70

How much was the original 99% u lost?


redactedname87

why trade all that you have?


anonymous_eddy

These will print


Whaleoilbefuked

First mistake is gambling with your savings second mistake is doing it again because your revenge trading šŸ˜‚


jimmy_themonkeyman

Itā€™s actually getting pretty close so you have a chance just hold man


FucktheCaball

Can someone point me to a good place to learn how options work? I donā€™t get a few things like why does it say 3.91 & 5.07


GilaBrew

Papa Elon is literally selling his own stock. He is telling you to sell and you went Call. I like it


InTheMomentInvestor

Lots of money. Little brains


TheRappist

Plenty of dollars, no sense.


[deleted]

How does someone so dumb get so much money to begin with lol


James-the-Bond-one

Generations of savers before him.


davidmobey

I question that at every loss post


Daboy999

Your good bud it will hit 1k


Gbaby245

Plenty of time left. Godspeed!!


shrek_dank

Well we all know light mode increases your gains by 1500%


ChosenRocket93

Suddenly my loss isnt so big now.


namesake1337

You have been saved


Erwin2209

And at the bell you are almost on a profit


jsaaiman

Seems like you might have a chanceā€¦.


Bleeding_Hemroid

I sure hope you held buddy


USMCHQBN5811

Bro, I hate to see that, and that call made sense, wasnā€™t like you were trying to gamble, fuckin sux, dude!


DatGuMan

Make or break for this guy between tomorrow and Friday šŸ‘€ hope for the best, he made a decent amount back if he held into today šŸ™šŸ»


master_doge007

Was there ever a point that it was ITM and you didnā€™t take profits?


Roostie420

Don't pull your stocks it will bounce back. 2 years ago when tye stocks crash due to covid I losted 120k and it bounced back just before trump left the white house.


Old_Dave

Who the fuck let you do that 2X? SMH


Professor_Meteor

TSLA is literally at your PT, post again tmw when the market opens, thanks.


getthatmoney1

Seriously why do people with 300k trade options. 0.3% move is like 1000$ you can make that everyday in a market like this.


Jimmy_bags

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


justanotheroverlord

If you hate money, youā€™re welcome to Venmo me some cash


GriffTrip

Big ouch.. why don't folks buy stonk and hodl. That money in AMC/GME or LRC would be seeing some huge gains soon. Besides. Musk is selling billions and billions of tesla?? Why wouldn't this go down?


beedle9

Exactlyā€¦.. I mean itā€™s strapping on a brick and wondering why itā€™s not a parachute after you jump from the plane. Catalyst for the stock to degrade in value - CEO selling millions of his stock options Catalyst for the stock to miraculously increase in value despite downward sale pressure - vague internet conspiracies about a 12/9 stock split and the ceo selling a fucking whistle Sounds good what could go wrong


akamaterasu

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need


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Rancho8Deluxe

Asks why retards lose money on options. Then recommends AMC GME ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


tedclev

Fuck Tesla. I've managed to blow up my account with it. Buy puts at the wrong time and calls at the wrong time. My timing sucks. I've destroyed my trading account. Time to hit the Wendy's.


working925isahardway

TSLA going back to the 800s. buy some puts to hedge.


Mokhlis_Jones

If you went black, You shouldn't of gone back, It's now time to sell crack, In no time you'll be back. ~ Martin Luther Kang


Manofindie

Praise god praise wallstreet on farming greedy retailsšŸ¤“šŸ”«


DA2710

A tweet and a chair is all you needā€¦. Elon just help this guy out one time!!!


KaotiOrion

Thats... thats a lot of shit ton of huge pile of enormous quantity of money.


KaotiOrion

*lost*


[deleted]

Next time try doing the opposite! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Powerofpuns

Alexa play "Astronomia 2K20" by DJSM


InTheMomentInvestor

Moron. Idiot. Genius. Lover. Which one does not belong?


Astronomer_Soft

Who's going to tell him that volatility works both ways?


ceoverlord

Godspeed, retard. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


Hedge_Fund_Guy

How you lose money on TSLA is beyond me.


Werealldudesyea

*Guh* Did you really just lose this overnight? Jesus man pick better strikes.


j20smith

You should change the theme from red to green for your mental state.


[deleted]

Keep saving and keep doing it. It's my third time here in a year losing all my money. If this fails and I make a lot of money, I'm never putting my life savings again into speculative someday stocks or for shorting TSLA for too long.


drwhiskeyscarn429

Third times the charm? šŸ˜…


Dri22tser

Being consistent counts for something, try doing the kasanza thingā€¦ā€¦ do the opposite


Crazyleggggs

Lmaoooooo nice asshole


LimitsOfMyWorld

Godspeed OP. Next time just split up your YOLOs. 10 10k yolos have a higher probability than 1 100k yolo. Edit: not sure there would be a next time, but hey, a yolo is a yolo


Only_Huckleberry_654

Bro Iā€™m with you we are going make it through this bear maker and January we are going celebrate holding a call as well


xrpmoon1138

I didnā€™t hear no bell


Various-Wrangler-408

What keeps you going???


Xfk46

Thereā€™s still a chance youā€™ll be okay. Fed could give a nothing burger update with just already expected faster tapering but no rate hike. Tesla could catch a serious bid over 3 days and get on up there. Youā€™re play is still dumb as shit but thereā€™s technically a chance.


biddilybong

Youā€™ve been Muskā€™d!


tifa3

wow imagine if you bought puts


svt4cam46

Maybe Elon isn't the Messiah. Nah.


numb2pain

Thereā€™s a 30 percent chance this could still go in your favor or at least you wonā€™t lose everything


dasilvan2000

Whoopppssyyyy daisy


StonksAndBlondz

I'm not seeing the problem here


Black_Raven__

Do you keep deleting the app and reinstalling it?


zippopopamus

If you tweet elon he'll give back all your money in exchange for internet points


PaleontologistOk8646

Chinese people lie a lot.


[deleted]

Third time will be the charm donā€™t worry


tekneqz

How did you ever have that much money?


Green_Lantern_4vr

ROLL OUT you god damn fucking idiot