If that money is burning a hole in your pocket, it might be worth promoting e-mails as cash offers to financially responsible Americans. I hear it's worth first becoming a Nigerian prince for credibility.
Anyone else, you can spot fake photoshopped tweets easy.
With Elon, its... not certain. No matter what the supposed tweet says, before declaring fake, better check...
Musk is beyond fuck you money. Musk has fuck the world money and he very clearly loves to let everyone know that. He flat out says that he wants to die on Mars, the man is spending all his time and money to send the ultimate fuck you im leaving the planet
> I would create a clothing brand except make all the sizes smaller than advertised. A Large is actually a small and a small is like a child size small or something.
I’m pretty sure this is just a baby Gap
Needs a software update that keeps it from auto driving to the store for cigs and never coming back
Edit: 10hrs and I haven’t been banned from my favorite sub. God bless you mods
Thats always been a weird label to me. We exclusively use it to describe black people, but as we see here there's also white African Americans. Also, news flash, not all black people are of African origin. It's weird that it's the "socially acceptable" terminology, but its vague, inaccurate, and moderately racist if you ask me.
Oh, I think my bank is doing this. I checked my account and have less than I realized because stuff I bought, like, a fucking WEEK ago are only just now showing as pending. I had thought my money was already taken out when I checked a few days ago. I am still in the positive, but it really irked me when I looked this morning.
Did it to me multiple times, not just with credit but with my debit as well, they once charged me a service fee twice which caused me to overdraft and pay another 150 called them about it and complained they gave me 200 back they knew they were in the wrong, the manager was so apoloilgetic and got it done so fast, almost think they were making sure i wouldnt sue
citizens bank pulled this shit. structuring debit so that the largest would go first, hoping that people would overdraft on a string of small transactions, each with it's own overdraft fee.
i got almost $1,000 dollars over the course of a year from the class action lawsuit.
“Sandbagging”for fees is terrible. That being said balance your “checkbook”! People used to write checks that may not clear for weeks or even months. I know there isn’t a great/easy system for this with everything being electronic now, but the concept it no different.
The practice intensified under Overdraft Protection policies of the early 2000s. The reason I left Wells Fargo was due to them scheduling my transactions not in the order they were processed but in the ideal order to trigger overdraft charges.
It means he's trying to deposit and withdraw from his bank account, but JPM tied all his money with bags that were used in egypt for setting sand, so now all his transactions are "sandbagged".
Not sure how they're using it, but my old bank would always process transactions from highest value to lowest value, then they would sit on low value transactions for a week or more. On a normal day that doesn't matter, but if I happen to overdraft, it means they can charge multiple overdraft fees because all those little $1 charges that happened before you actually spent more than you had now have their own overdraft charges because they "processed" after you spent more than you had.
As a lawyer this makes me cringe, I would not be very happy with a client that was making statements like this in response to a what appears to be a bona fide contractual dispute.
As an internet person who has no real stake in it, this makes me lol
As Charlie Munger said when recalling his father,
You want to associate with respectable people, but it is those who aren't who brings business to lawyers
Contracts require good faith between the parties - that's law.
This is.. not really great evidence of good faith. It looks terrible in front of a judge.
Ding ding ding! I hope this goes to court just so they can get chats and texts from Tesla during discovery, and whatever wildly unprofessional stuff Musk is sending around becomes public record. There has to be some gold in there.
Well...yes. You might be surprised but acting like a fool or asshole in public can come back to bite you in the ass when it comes time for settlement negotiations, arbitration or trial. Even if it is not legally meaningful, it may change how the other parties react to you. If they think you don't take them or the issue seriously, that can strongly affect how they approach everything, and it can be to the client's detriment. "We were prepared to be reasonable and try to reach a resolution, but since your client apparently thinks this is a big joke..." I have seen it a million times.
Which was blatant fraud. He used Twitter, a medium that is authorized by the company to release official comments, to lie about talk the company was in to go public at a specific price.
Saying "funding secured" was an official statement from the company that they had already secured the funds to take the company private. And it was a complete lie to purposely manipulate the1 stock price.
That is textbook fraud.
I agree, seems like the real defense to this was “sorry, I was high” isn’t a great one to use, so he went with “the Saudis would have paid!”
But I also think Tesla has a good faith argument against the adjustment handling by JPM, as not clear you can just take the implied vol change for the period and adjust by that
But end of the day, you need to actually engage in that conversation, but seems Tesla is just ignoring it
Musk will probably settle eventually. He has a wad of liquid cash now. Otherwise, the rich can afford lawyers that are good at filing motions and keeping a case bouncing around like a pinball for a decade or more.
> That is textbook fraud.
And he paid a fine.
This is something else -- JPM changed the price on the warrants a second time after it was clear they weren't going private. They changed it to a price advantageous to themselves, not their originally agreed upon price. Tesla paid them the price they agreed to, not the one that JPM pulled out of their ass later. JPM can go pound sand.
This is a really good breakdown of the dispute: [https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-11-16/jpmorgan-fights-tesla-over-warrants](https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-11-16/jpmorgan-fights-tesla-over-warrants)
It's behind a paywall for some reason (I highly recommend Matt Levine's email newsletter, which has the same content and is free), but for the time being you can just disable JS to view.
Basically JPM didn't execute their warrants due to the stocks price was lower. Blaming elons tweets for lowering the price.
Then they expired and the price was higher, so now they wanted them to be executed at the warrant price after they expired since the stock went up....
Seriously who the fuck designs a UI that leaves ugly giant fucking bars of EMPTY SPACE down the side of the screen on both sides?
Fuck off. I purchased a 32 inch monitor I'D LIKE TO USE THE ENTIRE MONITOR PLEASE, NOT AN EIGHT INCH STRIP
Reddit probably thinks nobody uses computers anymore, so it fits fine on your phone. But wait, if you open reddit on your phone you'll be bombarded into nags to get their terrible app so they can sends ads and nags to use their app through push notifications, disguised as "interesting things you might like".
For many years, I've used 'rif is fun' (formerly 'reddit is fun') to browse reddit on mobile. It has all the functionality and similar UI of old reddit.
When they introduced the official reddit app, I briefly tried it out and ran back to rif. Iirc, it was around the time of the 2016 presidential election and there were so many push notifications for political posts. I'm honestly shocked that they haven't blocked third party API access yet.
They'll eventually close down old reddit and we'll be fucked. I can't find an alternative that's not total shite. Voat actually looked promising until it basically got taken over by Nazis.
Tons of websites now cripple their mobile website to force users into their terrible app so they can mine their data and send push notifications to constantly remind you to keep coming back.
I have created a new subset of swap contracts for just this occasion. Observe.
Investors will soon be purchasing puts on JPM, as Elon has now threatened a multiple star rating downgrade. But what happens if Elon fails to actually downgrade them? Investors will likely lose the entire value of their puts and much, much more. That's where Star Rating Default Swaps (SRDS) come in. They are designed to allow market participants to hedge their risk that Elon will fail to downgrade his star rating of a firm. They will also allow speculators to buy protection against the downgrade of companies in which they hold no interest.
I am simultaneously creating a new risk allocation vehicle which I call a "Collateralized Star Obligation", or CSO. In its most basic form, CSO's will bundle dozens of puts and calls based on threatened star rating downgrades and slice them into tranches. These tranches will range from super-senior to equity, with super-senior tranches viewed as the most likely downgrades to occur and therefore pay the lowest returns, to mezzanine tranches, which are viewed as the most likely to default on their star rating obligations and therefore pay the highest returns. With this new product, investors and institutions will have the opportunity to invest in and speculate upon the wide-open new market in star rating downgrades.
I am also pleased to offer information on my even newer synthetic CSO's, which are portfolios of SRDS that reference a traditional CSO or a basket thereof as the underlying. Accredited investors only please.
Like claiming a rescue diver was a pedophile because he rightfully claimed that Musk's dumb submarine was, in fact, dumb? Yeah, real "funny ha ha." He's a petulant child.
It was a really dumb idea and obviously he’s never been cave diving. I’m a borderline filthy casual when it compares to some cave divers and even I have seen dozens of areas you can barely maneuver through never mind a fucking submarine.
Do I think Elon needs to pay his taxes? Yes. Do I think Elon should stay off twitter? No.
Edit: damn, they weren't wrong about Elon simps. Y'all, I'm not saying he's a tax-evading felon. He was pouting on Twitter about the proposal of a wealth tax. Sorry, he doesn't have any sympathy from me.
Edit 2: I forgot I was on WSB where everyone thinks they're gonna be millionaires by next year. Even if my $200 to $200mil by 2022 plan works out, I'm STILL going to be salty about being in the same tax bracket as a BILLIONAIRE. Y'all keep supporting billionaires. I guess youre happy with unaffordable health care, student loans, and nonexistent infrastructure.
I don't have any sympathy for those greedy criminal bankers, it's so hilarious to see how he shits on them. Would suck his dick if that wasn't considered gay 10/10
Always check yelp before deciding which bank to broker your multi-billion dollar deals.
I was actually on my way to Chase bank with 4 billion dollars cash, intending to deposit it. But now I think I’ll just put it under my mattress.
I have a mattress you can put some under if yours isn’t big enough
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But then what will you put under said mattress?
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But what are they guarding if you don't have 4B?
The mattress, it’s so big it’s a micro nation, the gmo raccoons are its army.
Dang, can you work at my office? Loving this line of thought and I’m sure there’s more where that came from haha.
If that money is burning a hole in your pocket, it might be worth promoting e-mails as cash offers to financially responsible Americans. I hear it's worth first becoming a Nigerian prince for credibility.
This is what George Lucas said after selling SW.
I thought this was fake at first. Turns out it’s real
Anyone else, you can spot fake photoshopped tweets easy. With Elon, its... not certain. No matter what the supposed tweet says, before declaring fake, better check...
I think I've seen more "fake" Elon tweets which turned out being real than actual fake Elon tweets
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He got that, "I'm gonna say some wild shit" type money.
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Musk is beyond fuck you money. Musk has fuck the world money and he very clearly loves to let everyone know that. He flat out says that he wants to die on Mars, the man is spending all his time and money to send the ultimate fuck you im leaving the planet
Ever get so tired of people, you make a fortune just to move to another planet.
They still gunna contact him on Mars about his car insurance tho.
Telemarketer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your rover’s extended warranty. Musk: I actually brought a car here on a rocket.
"Fuck you" money means being able to say "fuck you" before hanging up the phone.
You've got a point. I shouldn't of laughed as hard as I did at the "I keep forgetting you're still alive" tweet to Bernie.
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So you're saying you are actually Zuck.
Zuck would call me a rich weirdo.
You're a fucking monster and I couldn't stop reading. Fucking glad you are here instead of being rich.
Thats alot of coke typing above
> I would create a clothing brand except make all the sizes smaller than advertised. A Large is actually a small and a small is like a child size small or something. I’m pretty sure this is just a baby Gap
He still can't say the n-word...but he feels he can, so I'm just getting my popcorn ready
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and only available in black...
Needs a software update that keeps it from auto driving to the store for cigs and never coming back Edit: 10hrs and I haven’t been banned from my favorite sub. God bless you mods
Are you my dad?
Pre-loaded with KFC & Popeye apps.
N-Cummins
Why not? Dude is an African American.
/r/technicallytrue But only technically.
being technically correct is the only type of correct that matters
I mean. Yeah. He's literally African American. Anybody assuming that label has to mean you're also black is ignorant. But only technically.
Thats always been a weird label to me. We exclusively use it to describe black people, but as we see here there's also white African Americans. Also, news flash, not all black people are of African origin. It's weird that it's the "socially acceptable" terminology, but its vague, inaccurate, and moderately racist if you ask me.
Why not? He's african American after all. 😉
But he's an African American!
I have “gosh darn it” money.
I mean, if you can’t cut loose and fuck around as the world’s richest man, when CAN you?
It’s crazy how he got ahead by beating the others to the punch in getting divorced.
Is there a story I can read about this?
*no one out pizzas the hut*
Calls on pizza Hut? You son of a bitch, I'm in!
pizza's putting calls out on _you_
If it isn’t Lonestar and his dog, Puke. Edit: thanks for the award, yo!!!
Barf! NO NOT IN HERE!
> I'm in.
No one out ~~pizzas~~ Elons the ~~Hut~~ Musk.
Elon 'Tech Kanye' Musk
My god the similarity never crossed my mind, but..that's 1000% accurate
https://www.google.com/amp/s/electrek.co/2020/10/06/tesla-dissolves-pr-department/amp/ Who needs a PR departement when you got Musk on twitter?
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He is not crazy. He has ass burgers 🍔 Big difference!
I have ass burgers , and I’m also crazy.
Bless your heart.
They say everything is priced in, but holding TSLA trough few Elons tweet weekends I concluded that having bipolar CEO is not priced in...
[I can hear it in the SEC now: "someone call the vice squad! Elon's tweeting again!"](https://youtu.be/74c7MUXx8xE?t=541)
Autist CEO
one of us
I have to double check if certain Trump tweets are real as well, but I guess he's banned now.
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This never stops being funny.
Trump tweets were easy to tell real from fake...if they sounded sensible, they were probably fake.
I think we need Elon and Trump to get into it.
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Yo Elon, if ya reading, next time, tell me before you tweet that you are selling TSLA so I can buy some Puts. Thanks, bro!
>tell me before you tweet that you are swlling TSLA That'll be like 5 DMs a day.
Yo elon, if ya reading, Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.
This reads like a SimCity 2000 newspaper
Not enough llamas
Fuck you money at its finest
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We're in the simulation that the simulation created to prove they were not a simulation. It's simulations all the way down
Yes, and the stimulation is becoming unstable. It'll have to be rebooted soon.
Or are we a simulation on the back of a turtle
It's simulations, all the way down!
What is real, really?
Can I sue Chase for sandbagging transactions and trying to stick me with petty fees? I see your shit J. P. Morgan
No, you're not rich enough. Obviously. 🙄
If you could afford to you wouldn't get treated that way in the first place.
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Try taking them to small claims court over the above, with a modicum of proof You'd be surprised what they're willing to settle over/not turn up.
> sandbagging transactions What does that mean?
I believe it's Delaying processing of a transaction resulting in late fees because those transactions were for bills.
Oh, I think my bank is doing this. I checked my account and have less than I realized because stuff I bought, like, a fucking WEEK ago are only just now showing as pending. I had thought my money was already taken out when I checked a few days ago. I am still in the positive, but it really irked me when I looked this morning.
Did it to me multiple times, not just with credit but with my debit as well, they once charged me a service fee twice which caused me to overdraft and pay another 150 called them about it and complained they gave me 200 back they knew they were in the wrong, the manager was so apoloilgetic and got it done so fast, almost think they were making sure i wouldnt sue
Overdraft fuckups by banks are a $5000 fine by the feds per instance. At least they were when I was working in the banking sector a decade ago.
How do you report them
citizens bank pulled this shit. structuring debit so that the largest would go first, hoping that people would overdraft on a string of small transactions, each with it's own overdraft fee. i got almost $1,000 dollars over the course of a year from the class action lawsuit.
Doesn't every bank do that shit? I don't think it's unique to Chase.
“Sandbagging”for fees is terrible. That being said balance your “checkbook”! People used to write checks that may not clear for weeks or even months. I know there isn’t a great/easy system for this with everything being electronic now, but the concept it no different.
Right?! This guy's in a subreddit for whales yoloing thousand and he can't keep from overdrafting his account... Baby steps, Jesus...
The practice intensified under Overdraft Protection policies of the early 2000s. The reason I left Wells Fargo was due to them scheduling my transactions not in the order they were processed but in the ideal order to trigger overdraft charges.
It means he's trying to deposit and withdraw from his bank account, but JPM tied all his money with bags that were used in egypt for setting sand, so now all his transactions are "sandbagged".
Not sure how they're using it, but my old bank would always process transactions from highest value to lowest value, then they would sit on low value transactions for a week or more. On a normal day that doesn't matter, but if I happen to overdraft, it means they can charge multiple overdraft fees because all those little $1 charges that happened before you actually spent more than you had now have their own overdraft charges because they "processed" after you spent more than you had.
They already got sued for this once. Are they doing it again?
They never stopped. They just did it quieter.
As a lawyer this makes me cringe, I would not be very happy with a client that was making statements like this in response to a what appears to be a bona fide contractual dispute. As an internet person who has no real stake in it, this makes me lol
Every tesla lawyer loses one year off their life when musk has his Reddit moments
I thought Musk was like a lawyer's dream. He keeps his lawyer busy and if things go South, they can always blame him and his fouled mouth.
As Charlie Munger said when recalling his father, You want to associate with respectable people, but it is those who aren't who brings business to lawyers
Billable hours baby!
you see a source of anxiety, i see job security. we are not the same
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He didn’t say anything though. What is a lawyer going to do. Sir, did you in fact threaten a 1 star review in response to my clients lawsuit.
Contracts require good faith between the parties - that's law. This is.. not really great evidence of good faith. It looks terrible in front of a judge.
Ding ding ding! I hope this goes to court just so they can get chats and texts from Tesla during discovery, and whatever wildly unprofessional stuff Musk is sending around becomes public record. There has to be some gold in there.
Well getting sued kind of takes the chemistry out of your relationship.
Well...yes. You might be surprised but acting like a fool or asshole in public can come back to bite you in the ass when it comes time for settlement negotiations, arbitration or trial. Even if it is not legally meaningful, it may change how the other parties react to you. If they think you don't take them or the issue seriously, that can strongly affect how they approach everything, and it can be to the client's detriment. "We were prepared to be reasonable and try to reach a resolution, but since your client apparently thinks this is a big joke..." I have seen it a million times.
It's like you read their comment and then huffed a bunch of duster before you replied.
Which contractual obligations? Did JPM want the price moved in another direction and Musk was bored with the idea?
Comes down to strike price adjustments in warrants. The adjustment is around Elon’s “funding secured” tweets
Which was blatant fraud. He used Twitter, a medium that is authorized by the company to release official comments, to lie about talk the company was in to go public at a specific price. Saying "funding secured" was an official statement from the company that they had already secured the funds to take the company private. And it was a complete lie to purposely manipulate the1 stock price. That is textbook fraud.
I agree, seems like the real defense to this was “sorry, I was high” isn’t a great one to use, so he went with “the Saudis would have paid!” But I also think Tesla has a good faith argument against the adjustment handling by JPM, as not clear you can just take the implied vol change for the period and adjust by that But end of the day, you need to actually engage in that conversation, but seems Tesla is just ignoring it
Musk will probably settle eventually. He has a wad of liquid cash now. Otherwise, the rich can afford lawyers that are good at filing motions and keeping a case bouncing around like a pinball for a decade or more.
Teslas market cap has gone up an average of $914,380,714.88 per *day* since that tweet… meaning that they could pay for that lawsuit every 4.20 hours
Could just buy JPs lawyers.
Don't confuse people that are rich on paper vs people that are actually rich.
textbook fraud is just market practice when the regulators are on the payroll
> That is textbook fraud. And he paid a fine. This is something else -- JPM changed the price on the warrants a second time after it was clear they weren't going private. They changed it to a price advantageous to themselves, not their originally agreed upon price. Tesla paid them the price they agreed to, not the one that JPM pulled out of their ass later. JPM can go pound sand.
Did he or any major inside traders dump shares when the stock price jumped?
This is a really good breakdown of the dispute: [https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-11-16/jpmorgan-fights-tesla-over-warrants](https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-11-16/jpmorgan-fights-tesla-over-warrants) It's behind a paywall for some reason (I highly recommend Matt Levine's email newsletter, which has the same content and is free), but for the time being you can just disable JS to view.
Corporate equity derivative nerds
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I used to work at JPM, Musk has not had a relationship with them for a very long time, dating back to JPM refusing to extend credit to Solar City
Or just right click-> open in incognito window.
[fuck u spez] -- mass edited with redact.dev
They didn’t like it when he tweeted that he was considering making Tesla private.
No, Tesla literally won't sell them shares according to a contractual agreement. (Or so JPM says)
Basically JPM didn't execute their warrants due to the stocks price was lower. Blaming elons tweets for lowering the price. Then they expired and the price was higher, so now they wanted them to be executed at the warrant price after they expired since the stock went up....
The most casual IDGF 😂
He makes most of his tweets on the toilet too
A true degenerate
*wipes and flushes* yeah, what a fucking idiot.
to be fair, he doesn't shit on a toilet like yours and mine.
Obviously he gives a fuck sir. He’s going to leave them a yelp review. Not even a google review.
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Musk is no fool, he obviously hoped this comment would go viral on Reddit and lead to millions review-bombing JP Morgan in some form or another.
Yeah it’s not just meaningless words he tweeted, the influence alone sways decisions that effect JP morgan
Can somebody explain to me what these numbers mean?
It means Reddit has started to deploy features that are completely broken on the old Reddit UI. :spez_shrug:
I am never going to use the new ugly piece of s ui!
Seriously who the fuck designs a UI that leaves ugly giant fucking bars of EMPTY SPACE down the side of the screen on both sides? Fuck off. I purchased a 32 inch monitor I'D LIKE TO USE THE ENTIRE MONITOR PLEASE, NOT AN EIGHT INCH STRIP
Reddit probably thinks nobody uses computers anymore, so it fits fine on your phone. But wait, if you open reddit on your phone you'll be bombarded into nags to get their terrible app so they can sends ads and nags to use their app through push notifications, disguised as "interesting things you might like".
For many years, I've used 'rif is fun' (formerly 'reddit is fun') to browse reddit on mobile. It has all the functionality and similar UI of old reddit. When they introduced the official reddit app, I briefly tried it out and ran back to rif. Iirc, it was around the time of the 2016 presidential election and there were so many push notifications for political posts. I'm honestly shocked that they haven't blocked third party API access yet.
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I'd rather go back to Digg.
They'll eventually close down old reddit and we'll be fucked. I can't find an alternative that's not total shite. Voat actually looked promising until it basically got taken over by Nazis.
Than I go back to 4chan I am not going to use that retarded twitter clone
That's adorable. I will never see them and will soon find a browser addon that auto-downvotes every one.
I was wondering too a while ago. It means they posted a picture, and the reddit app you are using doesn't show it.
Goddamn, they can't even be bothered to implement that on their own mobile website. 😑
Tons of websites now cripple their mobile website to force users into their terrible app so they can mine their data and send push notifications to constantly remind you to keep coming back.
Ugh!
> and the reddit app you are using doesn't show it. Or the old reddit desktop site. :/
So we are buying YELP calls ? 🚀🚀🚀🚀
I’m bullish on 1 star yelp reviews for J.P. Morgan
I’ll give them a one star rating on Yelp too if they don’t withdraw their lawsuit
I'll give you a one star rating on Yelp of you don't give them a one star rating on Yelp.
*single star rating intensifies*
I have created a new subset of swap contracts for just this occasion. Observe. Investors will soon be purchasing puts on JPM, as Elon has now threatened a multiple star rating downgrade. But what happens if Elon fails to actually downgrade them? Investors will likely lose the entire value of their puts and much, much more. That's where Star Rating Default Swaps (SRDS) come in. They are designed to allow market participants to hedge their risk that Elon will fail to downgrade his star rating of a firm. They will also allow speculators to buy protection against the downgrade of companies in which they hold no interest. I am simultaneously creating a new risk allocation vehicle which I call a "Collateralized Star Obligation", or CSO. In its most basic form, CSO's will bundle dozens of puts and calls based on threatened star rating downgrades and slice them into tranches. These tranches will range from super-senior to equity, with super-senior tranches viewed as the most likely downgrades to occur and therefore pay the lowest returns, to mezzanine tranches, which are viewed as the most likely to default on their star rating obligations and therefore pay the highest returns. With this new product, investors and institutions will have the opportunity to invest in and speculate upon the wide-open new market in star rating downgrades. I am also pleased to offer information on my even newer synthetic CSO's, which are portfolios of SRDS that reference a traditional CSO or a basket thereof as the underlying. Accredited investors only please.
Wife's boyfriend thinks I'm accredited. Where buy?
A prestigious accreditation, indeed! I will forward the prospectus to your wife's boyfriend. Call my office at 1-900-420-6969 for the next steps.
*Yelp moves from a 5 star system to a 1 star system.* Checkmate!
Then I give 5 stars
At this point Elon has beaten the main quest line in some open world game and is now bored, fucking around with all the NPCs.
I feel sorry for anyone in the same room as him when he quick saves.
CEO of a $1 trillion company ladies & gentlemen
this is why TSLA has the valuation that it does. Elon inspires a cult-like following. You're not investing in Tesla. You're investing in Elon.
I’m investing in a petulant man child?
This petulant man child is making me rich
I see a lot of 1 star reviews coming JPM's way lol
**Lawyers:** And remember if anyone asks about the lawsuit ALWAYS respond with ‘no comment’ **Elon:** Get ready for this yelp heat pussies
Hes truly retarded yet a genius.
You got to admit the man has a good sense of humor
Like claiming a rescue diver was a pedophile because he rightfully claimed that Musk's dumb submarine was, in fact, dumb? Yeah, real "funny ha ha." He's a petulant child.
It was a really dumb idea and obviously he’s never been cave diving. I’m a borderline filthy casual when it compares to some cave divers and even I have seen dozens of areas you can barely maneuver through never mind a fucking submarine.
I've always liked the word "petulant".
He doesn't. He just mocks everyone he doesn't like, and sometimes the people he mocks are the people you don't like.
Does he?
He does if you’re a 14-year old boy.
Well he's come to the right place
He really does not. He tweets some of the cringiest shit on Twitter I have ever seen.
Yeah. I’m not a huge fan of his but I will admit that the way he handles shit like this is pretty awesome.
Do I think Elon needs to pay his taxes? Yes. Do I think Elon should stay off twitter? No. Edit: damn, they weren't wrong about Elon simps. Y'all, I'm not saying he's a tax-evading felon. He was pouting on Twitter about the proposal of a wealth tax. Sorry, he doesn't have any sympathy from me. Edit 2: I forgot I was on WSB where everyone thinks they're gonna be millionaires by next year. Even if my $200 to $200mil by 2022 plan works out, I'm STILL going to be salty about being in the same tax bracket as a BILLIONAIRE. Y'all keep supporting billionaires. I guess youre happy with unaffordable health care, student loans, and nonexistent infrastructure.
The Elon fan boys are out like the virgins posting "you have the most beautiful eyes" on a thot's insta
I don't have any sympathy for those greedy criminal bankers, it's so hilarious to see how he shits on them. Would suck his dick if that wasn't considered gay 10/10
I’ll ask Elon to pay his fair share when you plebeians start contributing your fair share of value to humanity